The Heavens: Infinite Dimension Smash Bros.

Chapter 402 Tang Monk’s Inventory

Chapter 402 Tang Monk’s Inventory

"Donor, this poor monk is so hungry."

"Do you have any fast food for you to eat?"

"The poor monk is very easy to feed. The poor monk feeds me peaches all day long. The poor monk still survives with difficulty. The poor monk is really very easy to support."

The Taoist Tang Monk was squirming like a big green worm on the table, his stomach growling, and he looked helplessly at the two salted fish on the sofa who were suspicious of ghosts.

"Two female donors, don't ignore this poor monk."

Sadako slowly raised her head, she was almost driven crazy by the bully Tang Monk.

This monk is really good at telling people that they are extremely hungry and have no food to eat, so they have no strength and are half-dead.

And this monk still can't stop talking!
To be honest, the ghosts were almost annoyed to death!
“We don’t have anything to eat here”

Sadako said helplessly.

"Only rotten worms, do you want to taste them?"

The talkative monk immediately shut his mouth and looked up at the ceiling helplessly.

"There's nothing to eat, just bugs..."

"Only bugs, bugs..."

"Is there any strong man who can give me a bite to eat..."

"The poor monk is willing to trade dead skin and clipped fingernails."

Sadako: "..."

Kayako: "..."

This monk is most likely crazy.

You can say such stupid things, who will replace your dead skin and fingernails? !

"Does Master take this seriously?!"

Suddenly a voice full of surprise came, and Sadako and the three ghosts were shocked. They saw an ugly humanoid creature looking at the Taoist Monk with surprise on his face.

"Master, is this Tang Sanzang?"

The talkative Tang Monk nodded: "Yes, I am Tang Sanzang who is rumored to be able to live forever by eating a bite of meat!"

Xiao Zhuanfeng: "!!!"

I was originally a little demon patrolling the mountains. One day, the king asked me to patrol the mountains. After patrolling the southern mountains and the northern mountains, I found this hide-and-seek contest.

I never expected to see the rumored Tang Sanzang here!

Tang Sanzang's fame spread throughout the world of Journey to the West. Even a little monster like him who patrols the mountains knows that eating Tang Sanzang's meat can lead to immortality!
Immortality is of course nothing to those big demons and gods, but a little demon like him who patrols the mountains dare not even think about immortality!

And now Tang Sanzang is right in front of him!

There is no need to kill Tang Sanzang, just a little bit of food can be exchanged for Tang Sanzang's dead skin and nails!

What?Wouldn't it make you feel sick eating this kind of thing?

Ha ha…

Xiao Zuanfeng has already started to drool.

"I have food, I have food, Master!"

Tang Seng's expression also became excited.

But Sadako and Kayako were not very happy!

"Get out! Who let you into our house!"

Jia Ye was so angry that he twisted his body and quickly crawled towards Xiao Zhuan Feng!
When Xiao Zuanfeng saw Kayako climbing up from the wall, he fell into silence for a moment, and then slapped him!
"Where did you come from, little devil? How dare you ruin my good deeds!"

This mouthful of words made Kayako stunned!Xiao Zhuanfeng snorted. Although he was just a little monster patrolling the mountains for the king, he was still a monster that could transform into the world of Journey to the West!
Moreover, he is a little demon who patrols the mountains for the three demons of Shituoling. Each of the three great kings of Shituoling has such great powers that even Sun Wukong does not take them seriously!
Being able to be taken under the command of the three of them and also responsible for such things as mountain patrol, Xiao Zhuanfeng still has a lot of skills!
Compared to Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and others may seem a bit rubbish, but Xiao Zhuanfeng is confident that he can survive for a period of time in the face of some thousand-year-old monsters!
What kind of little ghosts and monsters dare to touch porcelain?

Then, Xiao Zhuanfeng immediately ran to the talkative Tang Monk with his head bowed.

"Sanzang Holy Monk, this is the food that the little demon finally found."

Xiao Zhuanfeng took out a blood-stained pancake from his arms, then put it away silently, and fumbled a little before taking out a few clean big white steamed buns.

"Holy monk, eat quickly, holy monk, eat quickly"

Xiao Zhuanfeng was afraid that Tang Seng would regret telling him so much, so he stuffed the big white steamed bun into Tang Seng's mouth, and then looked at Tang Seng's feet with a lewd look on his face.

"Holy Monk, I won't be polite."

Xiao Zhuanfeng opened his mouth and bit down on Tang Seng's toenails, but the golden light still protected Tang Seng's body. Xiao Zhuanfeng suddenly felt aggrieved and looked at Tang Seng.

"Holy Monk..."

"Oh, this benefactor"

"I know you are in a hurry, but don't be impatient. I will give it to you after the monk has finished eating."

Tang Seng, who is talking nonsense, kicked Xiao Zuanfeng's face away, and then said with some disgust.

"Didn't your mother teach you not to bite other people's toenails? It's really unhygienic."

"I don't have a mother"

Tang Monk: "..."

"Nonsense, humans are born from humans, demons are born from demons, even a stone can give birth to a monkey. How can you say you don't have a mother?"

Tang Seng said righteously that since he knew that Sun Wukong jumped out of the cracks in the rocks, Tang Seng did not believe that someone did not have a mother!

Even a stone can give birth to a monkey, so what else is impossible?
"But my mother has been dead for hundreds of years."

Xiao Zhuanfeng scratched his head in embarrassment. Monsters don't look like humans. Just because he can become a monster doesn't mean his mother is also a monster. Ordinary animals don't live that long.

So Xiao Zhuanfeng has no concept of parents at all, and he doesn't understand what Tang Seng said? .

Dahua Tang's monk's expression became a little more serious when he heard this: "Please forgive me. Life, separation and death are not only the path that must be passed in life, but also the path that must be passed by demons. The mother of such a kind benefactor will definitely be rich and worry-free in her afterlife. consider"

Xiao Zhuanfeng chuckled. As a monster, he didn't believe in reincarnation.

And Sadako, who honestly re-floated Kayako, also lowered her head. Even Kayako subconsciously looked at the kid in the corner, with a trace of sadness flashing through his resentful eyes.

Both Sadako and Kayako suffered unimaginable suffering during their lifetimes, and their memories of their mothers have long been blurred.

And the words of Tang Monk, a boaster, undoubtedly reminded them of their mother who was deep in their memories.

If their mother knew the suffering they suffered, would she be in pain?
It will definitely happen...

"But I heard that the holy monk has never seen his mother either."

Xiao Zhuanfeng suddenly said.

Tang Seng was immediately speechless. Who spread this kind of thing? !
"It is precisely because the poor monk has never seen his mother that he can better understand the pain of her leaving."

"You little monster must not understand"

Tang Seng squirmed and turned his head away, indicating that he did not want to continue discussing this topic.

Before long, Tang Monk had already finished the three big white steamed buns brought by Xiao Zhuanfeng.

Then he took out a small cloth bag from Gaza and opened it. It was all filled with dead skin and nails that Tang Monk had accumulated over the years!
Xiao Zhuanfeng felt numb immediately!

I never thought Tang Seng could be so smart!
"It is rumored that the meat of poor monks can make people immortal. The effect of dead skin and nails should be similar."

"You try it first?"

(End of this chapter)

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