The corpse king wanted to choose a wife, and I was carried into a sedan chair by a paper man
Chapter 48 The Missing Thing in the Funeral Parlor
Chapter 48 The Missing Thing in the Funeral Parlor
"Madam wants to learn. Naturally, it is the way of being a husband. It is different from others. Naturally, there is no deadline, let alone rules."
Ok!
Luo Qinghuan's noisy mind calmed down, and finally realized that although Su Chen'an is not a ghost, he does not melt bones. How can there be a zombie teaching people to learn Taoism?
But Luo Qinghuan's heart was moved by the fact that there were no rules!
"So when do we start?"
Luo Qing happily asked, obviously impatient.
In the eyes of her current ghost, she is definitely a piece of meat. Although she is not as good as Tang Monk, the risk factor is still very high. If she has the ability to protect herself, she doesn't have to call Su Chen'an whenever she encounters danger.
At the beginning, she was still young, and the time they spent together was relatively short. If the time is long, I don't know if he will get bored. If the big boss is unhappy and doesn't come one day, wouldn't her life be Want to hand it over?
Relying on the mountain to fall, relying on everyone to run, everyone still wants to drive some things these days, self-reliance is the kingly way!
"at any time!"
Su Chen'an, who didn't know what she was thinking just now, gave the best answer.
"Then let's start now."
Luo Qinghuan looked up happily.
"Bang bang bang!"
There was a sound outside the door, and Xi Fengchen's anxious voice was heard.
"Luo Qinghuan, Luo Qinghuan, are you at home? I need you urgently, please open the door quickly."
Su Chenan's face instantly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot.
This little Taoist is really annoying sometimes!
Hearing his urgency, Luo Qinghuan had no choice but to open the door for him first.
"The funeral parlor in Shangjie City lost something. I heard from a few seniors that there was a big thing there. Luo Qinghuan, act like a baby with your husband, let's go and earn merit together.
You don't even know how much Xiaoye lost last week, and the three girls bought clothes in a shopping mall and bumped into each other, and almost didn't give Xiaoye away on the spot.
My dad also stopped the card of the young master, the young master is a poor child now, woo woo woo..."
Xi Fengcheng babbled, pretending to wipe his face.
Try to look pitiful to gain sympathy.
"Ugh!
Life is not easy, it all depends on acting.There are times when you, little master, are manipulated by your father! "
Luo Qinghuan yawned and sighed.
This kid talks about accumulating merit, but in fact he just has no money to spend.I don't know how many ambiguous objects need to be raised besides the girls in his mouth, can he not be in a hurry?
"I remember that there are a few old men in Shangjie's area who are good at it. It's not difficult to deal with the little ones. Why bother to ask you to go?"
Counting the days, one or two small days are not bad, Yangshou still has many years left, there is no reason for the little Taoist priest to take the lead.
"Oh, my lord, you are at home. My lord, let me tell you, that thing is not a thing this time! Funeral parlor, what a serious place, it is the last stop of a person in the world, and the ashes that turn into are left behind." The only thought for the relatives, the thing that is not as good as a dog just swept away the dead body, and we didn't even see a hair of the deceased.
I don't know whether it was eaten or used to practice evil skills, how wicked! "
Xi Fengchen complained with a small mouth, but Luo Qinghuan didn't bother, turned around and squeezed a few glasses of juice for the two of them, and also made a glass for herself.
To go out and do things, the first thing is to maintain good health.
"The old men you mentioned are still alive, but there was something wrong with Shangjie a while ago. When Lord Qi was out for a walk, he saw a child fainted in the park. Master Qi knew it was the child who had run away. When he was moving, he bumped into a passing sedan chair, and was cleaned up by the other party. After he was kind enough to help, he was blackmailed by the child's mother, insisting that his child was drugged by Qi Ye and fell into a coma.
Qiye has a bad mouth, so he started arguing with that woman.In the end, it escalated into a group fight, and Qi Ye and Uncle Ma were all detained. "
Ah this...
Luo Qinghuan suddenly didn't know how to evaluate this matter.
Xi Fengchen frowned, took a sip of the fruit juice Luo Qinghuan handed over, and continued to count:
"The rest of Uncle Qian is a man who sees money openly. Last month, he was called away by some friends from other places, saying that he went to Jiangde to see some ancient tombs. It is estimated that he will not come back in three or four months."
Xi Fengchen spoke quickly, and it was only then that Luo Qinghuan realized that Xi Fengchen had been bragging to him, saying that he knew many people on the Tao was true.
When he was in junior high school, there were many times when this kid called her directly and begged her to ask for leave. He even lied to help him skip class, saying that he was going out to subdue demons. The little girl is out on a date.
As for the great immortals he was talking about, Luo Qinghuan always thought they were his grandpa's connections, but he never expected that someone would actually ask him, a brat, to see things.
Luo Qinghuan still had some impressions of Master Qian that he was talking about. Xi Fengchen told her that that guy was once a Captain Mojin in his ancestors.
To put it bluntly, it is another name for ancient tomb robbers.It is said that the famous Cao Cao set up the military rank to make up for the lack of military pay, and specially used the money of the deceased to subsidize the military pay.
Luo Qinghuan frowned slightly, and asked curiously:
"There is still food in the tomb robbery business these days? Isn't this too dangerous?"
If you don't make it right, you will close the small black room. If you are young, you can't be so desperate, right?
Honestly, you can make money by buying and selling antiques with your eyes, right?
Xi Fengchen choked, and replied in disgust:
"Student Luo Qinghuan, now is a society ruled by law, but tomb robbers will still take risks, and some ancient tombs that have been destroyed still need people like Uncle Qian to inspect and repair them.
Otherwise, why do you think those well-preserved ancient tombs can be visited?That's because professionals like the rich uncle paid for it. "
Luo Qinghuan: "..."
Well, it's because she's too small and hasn't seen much of the world.
"In short, Shangjie really doesn't have an old man in charge now. The other half-bad guys went there and scared them away. Two timid ones were sent to the hospital overnight, and they are still lying down. Those missing corpses still need to go home. , all our hopes are pinned on you, my lord.
My lord, this is at least an opportunity to help your wife accumulate merits. No matter how powerful that evildoer is, I believe he wouldn't dare to act presumptuously in front of you!
Just show mercy and help me out. "
Xi Fengchen showed a standard ingratiating smile, persuasive and persuasive.
Didn't see it, really didn't see it!
Su Chenan reclined lazily on the sofa, holding the fruit juice that Luo Qinghuan handed over in his hand, leisurely and elegant.
Not a word!
Just when Xi Fengchen was about to crack, he tossed the black robe domineeringly, and said a word lightly:
"I listen to Madam."
Xi Fengchen: "..."
If he had known that the devil was a strict wife, he would not have spent so much spit, wasting his performance.
(End of this chapter)
"Madam wants to learn. Naturally, it is the way of being a husband. It is different from others. Naturally, there is no deadline, let alone rules."
Ok!
Luo Qinghuan's noisy mind calmed down, and finally realized that although Su Chen'an is not a ghost, he does not melt bones. How can there be a zombie teaching people to learn Taoism?
But Luo Qinghuan's heart was moved by the fact that there were no rules!
"So when do we start?"
Luo Qing happily asked, obviously impatient.
In the eyes of her current ghost, she is definitely a piece of meat. Although she is not as good as Tang Monk, the risk factor is still very high. If she has the ability to protect herself, she doesn't have to call Su Chen'an whenever she encounters danger.
At the beginning, she was still young, and the time they spent together was relatively short. If the time is long, I don't know if he will get bored. If the big boss is unhappy and doesn't come one day, wouldn't her life be Want to hand it over?
Relying on the mountain to fall, relying on everyone to run, everyone still wants to drive some things these days, self-reliance is the kingly way!
"at any time!"
Su Chen'an, who didn't know what she was thinking just now, gave the best answer.
"Then let's start now."
Luo Qinghuan looked up happily.
"Bang bang bang!"
There was a sound outside the door, and Xi Fengchen's anxious voice was heard.
"Luo Qinghuan, Luo Qinghuan, are you at home? I need you urgently, please open the door quickly."
Su Chenan's face instantly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot.
This little Taoist is really annoying sometimes!
Hearing his urgency, Luo Qinghuan had no choice but to open the door for him first.
"The funeral parlor in Shangjie City lost something. I heard from a few seniors that there was a big thing there. Luo Qinghuan, act like a baby with your husband, let's go and earn merit together.
You don't even know how much Xiaoye lost last week, and the three girls bought clothes in a shopping mall and bumped into each other, and almost didn't give Xiaoye away on the spot.
My dad also stopped the card of the young master, the young master is a poor child now, woo woo woo..."
Xi Fengcheng babbled, pretending to wipe his face.
Try to look pitiful to gain sympathy.
"Ugh!
Life is not easy, it all depends on acting.There are times when you, little master, are manipulated by your father! "
Luo Qinghuan yawned and sighed.
This kid talks about accumulating merit, but in fact he just has no money to spend.I don't know how many ambiguous objects need to be raised besides the girls in his mouth, can he not be in a hurry?
"I remember that there are a few old men in Shangjie's area who are good at it. It's not difficult to deal with the little ones. Why bother to ask you to go?"
Counting the days, one or two small days are not bad, Yangshou still has many years left, there is no reason for the little Taoist priest to take the lead.
"Oh, my lord, you are at home. My lord, let me tell you, that thing is not a thing this time! Funeral parlor, what a serious place, it is the last stop of a person in the world, and the ashes that turn into are left behind." The only thought for the relatives, the thing that is not as good as a dog just swept away the dead body, and we didn't even see a hair of the deceased.
I don't know whether it was eaten or used to practice evil skills, how wicked! "
Xi Fengchen complained with a small mouth, but Luo Qinghuan didn't bother, turned around and squeezed a few glasses of juice for the two of them, and also made a glass for herself.
To go out and do things, the first thing is to maintain good health.
"The old men you mentioned are still alive, but there was something wrong with Shangjie a while ago. When Lord Qi was out for a walk, he saw a child fainted in the park. Master Qi knew it was the child who had run away. When he was moving, he bumped into a passing sedan chair, and was cleaned up by the other party. After he was kind enough to help, he was blackmailed by the child's mother, insisting that his child was drugged by Qi Ye and fell into a coma.
Qiye has a bad mouth, so he started arguing with that woman.In the end, it escalated into a group fight, and Qi Ye and Uncle Ma were all detained. "
Ah this...
Luo Qinghuan suddenly didn't know how to evaluate this matter.
Xi Fengchen frowned, took a sip of the fruit juice Luo Qinghuan handed over, and continued to count:
"The rest of Uncle Qian is a man who sees money openly. Last month, he was called away by some friends from other places, saying that he went to Jiangde to see some ancient tombs. It is estimated that he will not come back in three or four months."
Xi Fengchen spoke quickly, and it was only then that Luo Qinghuan realized that Xi Fengchen had been bragging to him, saying that he knew many people on the Tao was true.
When he was in junior high school, there were many times when this kid called her directly and begged her to ask for leave. He even lied to help him skip class, saying that he was going out to subdue demons. The little girl is out on a date.
As for the great immortals he was talking about, Luo Qinghuan always thought they were his grandpa's connections, but he never expected that someone would actually ask him, a brat, to see things.
Luo Qinghuan still had some impressions of Master Qian that he was talking about. Xi Fengchen told her that that guy was once a Captain Mojin in his ancestors.
To put it bluntly, it is another name for ancient tomb robbers.It is said that the famous Cao Cao set up the military rank to make up for the lack of military pay, and specially used the money of the deceased to subsidize the military pay.
Luo Qinghuan frowned slightly, and asked curiously:
"There is still food in the tomb robbery business these days? Isn't this too dangerous?"
If you don't make it right, you will close the small black room. If you are young, you can't be so desperate, right?
Honestly, you can make money by buying and selling antiques with your eyes, right?
Xi Fengchen choked, and replied in disgust:
"Student Luo Qinghuan, now is a society ruled by law, but tomb robbers will still take risks, and some ancient tombs that have been destroyed still need people like Uncle Qian to inspect and repair them.
Otherwise, why do you think those well-preserved ancient tombs can be visited?That's because professionals like the rich uncle paid for it. "
Luo Qinghuan: "..."
Well, it's because she's too small and hasn't seen much of the world.
"In short, Shangjie really doesn't have an old man in charge now. The other half-bad guys went there and scared them away. Two timid ones were sent to the hospital overnight, and they are still lying down. Those missing corpses still need to go home. , all our hopes are pinned on you, my lord.
My lord, this is at least an opportunity to help your wife accumulate merits. No matter how powerful that evildoer is, I believe he wouldn't dare to act presumptuously in front of you!
Just show mercy and help me out. "
Xi Fengchen showed a standard ingratiating smile, persuasive and persuasive.
Didn't see it, really didn't see it!
Su Chenan reclined lazily on the sofa, holding the fruit juice that Luo Qinghuan handed over in his hand, leisurely and elegant.
Not a word!
Just when Xi Fengchen was about to crack, he tossed the black robe domineeringly, and said a word lightly:
"I listen to Madam."
Xi Fengchen: "..."
If he had known that the devil was a strict wife, he would not have spent so much spit, wasting his performance.
(End of this chapter)
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