My cards are not straight

Chapter 66 Who Farts?

Chapter 66 Who Farts?
How to do how to do!
Master Hua squatted on the ground and cried.

He has participated in hundreds of games, and was MVP in each game, but he didn't expect to be defeated by a mouse today!

Pen Fairy bent his head 90 degrees, and his smile widened.The blue-gray ghost hand broke away from the arm and moved directly towards Wen Ning's position.

isn't it?
Wen Ning's weak expression collapsed.

The copy audience was in an uproar:

"Beauty's luck is not very good"

"Upstairs, it's too tactful"

"One-in-half chance, it's still her."

"This is love~~~ah! 』

Wen Ning reacted quickly to dodge the attack, and when he saw the last barrage, a melody suddenly came to his mind.

Why does this barrage have audio?

While in a trance, Wen Ning tripped over the hemp rope that served as a barrier with his right foot.

She fell to the ground, with a sense of beauty without a brainstem.

But in the eyes of Bixian, her right leg is missing.

"..."

After a moment of silence, Wen Ning propped her head on her side, with tears from the corner of her eyes hanging from the corner of her eyes, and said delicately: "Hi~"

Xiao Wei, who had been offline for a long time, jumped out again
[Because your persona in the dungeon is set as a weak little white flower and the actual test does not match, but the follow-up barrage viewers recognize your "weak" and "little white flower" behavior, the gods tentatively decide that your current behavior is in line with the persona.

God's evaluation: Every normal viewer of this copy!

The gods roll their eyes at you and throw you a lottery entry.

Please choose: 1. Immediate draw card 2. Save card draw (3/10)]

【smoke! ! ! 】

Time pause, draw a card!
The golden camellia bloomed, and the glowing cards floated directly above and spun rapidly.

In the end, it fell into Wen Ning's hands.

[Skill Card: Keyboard Man
Conditions of use: In ancient times, there was Peter Pan, Spider-Man, Pigman, and Toilet Breaker, and now there is Keyboard Man. As long as the cardholder has a keyboard, he can face the air on the Internet.

Use times: 1/1]

[Wow Kaka~ Congratulations to player Wen Ning for getting: Ah~ Golden Legendary Card, 1. Use it immediately 2. Keep the card package]

Wen Ning: (=xェx=)
Time flowed again, and Wen Ning almost climbed to the railing.

If the new card is unreliable, you can only rely on the old card.

Anyway, her card is not serious, so there is no need to throw the card to trigger it.

Bixian slowly floated beside Wen Ning, enjoying the look of her being scared.

Wen Ning wiped away her tears, boasted with one foot on the railing, and pointed at the pen fairy with the other, "Don't come here!"

Oh!
Bixian is not, a qualified villain will never drop the line at a critical moment!
Wen Ning's eyes were red, tears welling in his eyes, with an expression that he would rather die than surrender.

"30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"

She fell backwards.

Bixian slammed on the brakes and tried to reach out to pull Wen Ning up.

It pierced Wen Ning's left hand with a wave, oops!

Wen Ning fell downwards, and the particles formed a leaf between Wen Ning's index finger and middle finger.

[Skill card: Three things, don't bully the poor, number of uses: 3/5]

[The random object of the skill card, an ordinary green leaf, symbolizes the vigorous life in spring. 】

Wen Ning rolled on the ground on the cushion.

"Perfect"

"10 points"

"She is so weak, I love her so much, dog head.jpg"

Wen Ning didn't have the slightest thought of playing the barrage until it flew up, so she threw herself on the ground and cried out loud!
It was a fake cry before, but now it is a cry from the heart.

Bixian floated directly above Wen Ning, showing a villainous smile.

As it bent over, the pen fairy's head split to the left and right and turned into mouthparts, and the sharp teeth were stained with unknown mucus.

A drop fell on the floor, and black smoke billowed from the floor in an instant.

"Wen Ning!"

[Skill Card: Musical Instrument Proficiency, Number of Uses: 1/5]

"puff-"

Three voices appeared at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, there were several "poof——poof——"

On and off, like farting.

But if you listen carefully, you can find that the melody is very familiar.

There were a few more popping sounds.

Penxian's transparent body began to squirm following these sounds, and the left and right halves of its bluish-gray face were strangely drunk.

The mouthparts opened and closed, not knowing what to do.

There were a few more popping sounds, and the barrage finally came to its senses.

"It's the Emo Divine Comedy of the Year! 』

"No, who the hell is farting? It's so rhythmic! 』

"What's the matter with this fairy?Smoked? 』

"Is there a possibility that our weaker little white flower made a move?"

"? 』

Not to mention the question marks from the audience, the players in the dungeon are also full of question marks.

Especially Zhang San and Manshu who were woken up by the sound.

From the perspective of the two of them, Wen Ning could see that Wen Ning was burying his head in the leaf and blowing it!

Wen Ning didn't dare to stop, she could only change her posture and roll her body away from the chaotic pen fairy.

Suddenly, her back hit someone.

Wen Ning blew on the leaves and looked up, and saw Liushen took out a piece of yellow talisman paper with a smile.

Under the hype of Liushen, the talisman paper fell under the pen fairy accurately, and the talisman paper was divided into three parts and turned into a simple formation to imprison the pen fairy.

Immediately afterwards, another yellow talisman flew away, standing directly in front of the pen fairy, it immediately ignited.

When the talisman paper burned, the pen fairy also burned, and the pen fairy in a state of chaos had no idea how he died.

"Cuckoo!"

A cuckoo bird pops out from a wall clock on the wall.

"One o'clock, the challenge is over."

Gentleman Liushen helped Wen Ning up from the ground, "Thank you for your help, your props are very powerful."

Wen Ning burst into tears, "Whoa, I thought I was going to die, it's so scary!"

Liushen's arm supporting her suddenly tensed, he quickly lowered the brim of his hat and glanced at his face not to watch the performance of Wen Ning's hot eyes.

The barrage spoils Wen Ning crazily
"Ah, yes, yes, Wen Xiaobaihua is too weak, she needs the protection of the six gods, dog head!" 』

"How can you not be weak? 』

"You are going to laugh at me to death"

Wen Ning was speechless, was her performance really that bad?

At this time, the mechanical sound that did not belong to Xiaowei sounded
『Mission: Please Immortals
Completion Status: Completed
Casualties: 0
tonight is christmas eve
Day2 task: The corridor at night is very dangerous. Players are asked to walk around the corridor on the second floor of the villa according to the order of the rooms at the handrail of the stairs from left to right at [-]:[-] pm. Note: you must turn around at the end of the road, you must turn around at the end of the road , must turn around at the end of the road! ! ! ! 』

The task of the next day was issued.

The player looked serious, but there was nothing he could do.

They can only proceed according to the task requirements.

According to the order of the rooms from left to right at the handrail at the stairway, that is, No. 1-4 when the room was originally allocated.

eight pm!

Man Shu and Lu Meimei in Room 1 left on time.

"On patrol at night, what will my poor brother do!"

Lu Meimei squeezed her coat, her words were full of worries about Lu Liang.

Man Shu stared at the corridor ahead without squinting, "Don't worry, I won't die."

Lu Meimei pouted and ran to catch up with Manshu, "That Dai Hao is not a good person at first glance, how could he protect my weak, pitiful and helpless brother!"

Manshu stopped, and Lu Meimei bumped into her back without looking at the road.

"Ouch, what did you stop for? Do you also think what I said makes sense?"

"Shh!"

Manshu glanced at Lu Meimei lightly, and made a gesture of false alarm.

Two meters away from the end of the corridor stood a black figure whose face could not be seen clearly.

(End of this chapter)

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