My cards are not straight

Chapter 83 Noble and Elegant
"Hey hey hey, what are you doing, shit, why are you hitting me even though you are a part of my body!"

"You are a hand bone, what kind of dog are you!"

There was a ping-pong sound, and the fear that was originally exaggerated was washed away by the voice inside the coffin.

Wen Ning took advantage of the time when the female ghost in the coffin was still wrestling with her hands, and the portrait fast forwarded by a factor of 1.5 to escape from here.

She scratched her head and followed the route she had just arrived, and finally, Wen Ning saw the dawn called victory.

"Is the person really here?"

Song Yi turned around against the light and looked around, and praised Wen Goudan next to him, "Master Wen, you are really capable."

More than a little skill!

Wen Ning complained in her heart, patted off the dust on her body and said, "Why are you two here?"

"It was I who proposed to come to you."

Wen Goudan was triumphant, like a child looking for praise.

"Thank you, you are amazing!"

Wen Ning complimented him as he wished, and Wen Goudan said with a smile that it looked like a chrysanthemum.

"What about the rest?"

Wen Ning asked casually, and Wen Goudan put his hands on his hips in anger, "Dead."

Hearing it is an angry word.

Wen Ning looked at Song Yi, "They don't want to come."

Wen Ning nodded to express her understanding. It's human nature, who would risk his life for a person who is only about to meet once.

Of course, except for warm dog eggs.

Because his brain circuit is not normal.

Specifically, it is reflected in the following situations.

The three of them planned to take advantage of the sun before it set, but Wen Goudan was often attracted by some things, and his thoughts diverged.

For example, the overlapping praying mantis warm dog eggs will be associated with the love of parents; the snake warm dog eggs hanging upside down on the tree will be associated with skewers, and the daffodils blooming alone will be associated with the young self.

"So the sun won't go down before it goes down?"

Song Yi pointed at Wen Goudan who was squatting aside and tearing off the petals, a little speechless.

Just now, the tall image of Wen Goudan pinching and pointing the direction collapsed instantly.

"According to common sense, you can go down the mountain, but now it's a copy, so you can't follow common sense."

Wen Ning looked up at the sky, not knowing when the moon had already existed side by side with the sun.

The breeze blowing through brought a chill, and the surrounding leaves rustled, adding a touch of eerie color to the already silent mountain forest.

Wen Goudan stopped picking flowers, and jumped in front of Wen Ning and Song Yi very quickly, not like an old man.

He bit his finger and drew the talisman out of thin air, and shouted, "Break!"

Nothing happened around.

Wen Ning and Song Yi's eyes fell on Wen Goudan.

Wen Goudan scratched his head shyly and naively, "Ahaha, I forgot, my ability has been banned."

"But it's okay, wait for me."

He took out a bunch of cards from his pocket and rummaged through them one by one.

The shadows of the trees were faint, and the ghostly blue fire appeared out of nowhere, and human faces gradually appeared on the trunk.

Hee hee hee

Jie Jie Jie
Hehe hehe

The weird laughter is entangled with each other, and the sound is from far to near.

Then came another song.

"It's dark, it's going to rain, grandpa takes a hoe..."

"Tianqiou, being missed, Grandpa..."

Putonghua once, Hokkien once, repeating each other.

Wen Ning stepped forward to protect Wen Goudan, who was still looking for cards, behind him.

She and Song Yi's eyes met, they took out cards in their hands, and locked their eyes on the small forest.

The voice of the ballad became clearer and clearer, and the vague figure in the woods gradually approached.

I can't tell the difference between men and women, but I can tell the posture.

With his back bent, he was carrying something that looked like a hoe on his shoulder.

"Dig a tail of swirling valley..."

"found it!"

Different voices sounded at the same time.

Wen Goudan was very proud and took out a card.

At the same time, the shadow in the bushes gradually revealed its full face, raising its head and smiling at the three of them.

The left half of the face has been corroded, the white bones are exposed to the air, the left eyeball is embedded in the eye socket, and the other half of the face is intact.

The strangely high head showed a very strange smile, and the eyes were full of excitement.

"Taro, taro!"

Gui raised his hoe and ran towards the three of them with an excited smile on his face.

"Look at me."

The voice of Wen Goudan came, and the golden light of the card spun.

"This card is a color-changing card. The user will blend into the surrounding environment, and the strangeness cannot be distinguished. It can also carry one person, of course, this person is random."

That's the end of the commentary, Wen Goudan pouted his nose proudly, "Little girl, I've calculated that your luck is very good, there is a 50.00% probability that it is definitely you."

"Haha, Master Wen, I really disappointed you."

Song Yi smiled while holding the card, "I feel that the goddess of luck seems to be taking care of me."

Eh?
∑(°Д°; ≡; °д°)
Wen Goudan turned pale with shock.

Wen Ning: Hold your forehead and sigh.

She tapped the ground with her toes, leaped to avoid a hoe attack, put the card in her hand back into her pocket and took out another card.

As soon as the card was played, Wen Ning took a deep breath, raised her left foot on tiptoe, raised her right leg, and raised her hands gracefully, in a ballet posture.

Four words protrude from top to bottom: elegant, noble

?

Wen Goudan was puzzled.

Song Yi opened his eyes wide.

Wen Ning swung her right leg, and her whole body began to spin.

On the first lap, people were fine.

On the second lap, I was a little dizzy.

On the third lap, I felt like vomiting.

The fourth circle, the soul travels in space
Second lap...

Wen Ning turned around with her body, and she couldn't tell the difference between east, west, south, and north.

Gui suddenly lost his target, fought bravely with the air, and fell into three points with one hoe down.

Wen Ning: (((φ(◎ロ◎;)φ)))
She tilted her foot and fell to the ground, and there was a sound in her ear.

[Skill Card: The number of times ballet swinging the whip can be used, 0/1, I wish you a happy use. 】

"Oh hey~~"

Wen Ning was too dazed to reply.

When she fell, the skill card was gone, and she was dizzy, and Gui saw it.

Stack BUFF directly to full.

Wei Wei saw her figure and gradually approached her.

Raised the hoe and slashed at Wen Ning, bang~
There was a pleasant sound of metal colliding, Wen Ning opened her eyes and saw a blurry figure, Song Yi was standing beside her holding a sword made of copper coins.

And falling into the strange eyes is a sword that suddenly appears, and the sword has its own thoughts.

Gui Qi was furious, patted his chest and screamed, and struck the copper sword violently with the hoe in his hand.

Wen Goudan looked at Song Yi who was on the defensive with resentment, "Hey, up, down, left, right, left, right, BABA, will it work! Why did this card appear in your hand? !"

Song Yi stiffened his neck, and said in a drawn out voice, "You are playing games with a handle in front of you, the BA button you brought, and, you can you up, no can no beep."

Wen Goudan was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, "Hey, you dare to talk to an old man like me like that. Whoever said I can't do it, come with the sword!"

"Who is calling me?"

The sword didn't come, but the cunning came.

Another ghost with a sickle came over, and when two ghosts met, there was bound to be a collision.

Hoes and sickles slammed, lightning and flint.

"Why are you here, bastard?"

"I still want to ask, who called me here."

Song Yi, who retreated to the side, helped Wen Ning get up, and looked at the puzzled old dog Wen.

what happened?
he asked silently.

Old Dog Wen touched his chin and sighed, "I'm calling for Jianlai, not cheap!"

(End of this chapter)