My cards are not straight

Chapter 99 Investing
The moon hangs on the treetops, time goes by.

The cock crows in the courtyard, the players wake up, Christmas Eve.

"Good morning, Miss Wen?"

Bai Lian'er greeted Wen Ning with a smile.

Wen Ning yelled and responded, "You're early too, you got up before dawn."

"Ah?" Bai Lian'er scratched her head in a daze, "It's already high in the sun!"

Wen Ning rubbed her eyes in disbelief, looked at the sky that was still like a black curtain and the moon that was too round, and raised her voice an octave.

"Three poles in the sun? Where is the sun?"

Bai Lian'er pointed to the white jade plate in the sky, "What about this?"

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what are you?
Anyone with eyes can tell that this is the moon!
Wen Ning blocked her eyes with one hand, twisted her body, was weak and boneless, and said a thousand words into one sentence, "The sun is so bright today~"

Crystal tears flowed from the corners of her eyes, and Wen Ning gradually petrified.

"Yes, Miss Wen, do you want to go out together? Mr. Song and the others have just gone out and said they want to stroll around the village."

Bai Lian'er didn't seem to hear Wen Ning's irony, she simply answered the call and threw a side mission to Wen Ning.

The player Wen Ning chose to accept.

She went out with Bai Lian'er, and just passed an alley when she saw a child fall from a tree.

Wen Ning rushed forward, but the other person was faster than her.

Song Yi protected the child's head and used his back as a buffer before falling heavily to the ground.

The child burst into tears in Song Yi's arms, and the mother who heard the sound came from afar, thanked Song Yi vigorously and awarded him a good person card.

Song Yi waved goodbye to the mother and son, and greeted Wen Ning, "What a coincidence!"

"It's quite a coincidence."

Wen Ning nodded and looked at his slightly embarrassed figure, "Clothes."

She pointed to Song Yi's waist, where the obvious waistline was exposed due to the slight rise of the corner of the clothes.

"What about the rest?"

Wen Ning looked around for a week and didn't see any other players mention it casually.

Song Yi shrugged and explained that they separated as soon as they went out.

Bai Lian'er trotted over, "Miss Wen, you ran too fast!"

Beads of sweat rolled down her forehead, and Bai Lian'er raised her head slightly, and her pretty face looked extraordinarily peaceful under the moonlight.

"Ah, Mr. Song is here?"

Bai Lian'er seemed to have just seen Song Yi.

Song Yi nodded, "Where are you two going? Together?"

Bai Lian'er's eyes flickered, "Okay!"

The three of them moved forward together, and Shengli Ao had a small victory in the previous business battle, and had a certain amount of accumulation.

According to Bai Lian'er, it's daytime now, and the people in the village have become active, selling coffins with signs hanging from door to door.

Occasionally, a few people came from outside the village, and the villagers' eyes seemed to light up when they saw the fat sheep.

The villagers swarmed up to pick up a few people from outside, trying to sell the coffin.

From anti-corrosion, moisture-proof to changing fortune, such outrageous slogans are actually believed by some people.

There are wonderful things every year, especially this year.

As soon as Wen Ning shook her head with emotion, she saw passer-by B rescue a woman who fell to the ground due to the crowd.

Wen Goudan found another way to set up a stall next to the coffin shop, and it can be said that he has a strong alliance with the coffin shop, yelling at the passers-by from other villages.

Is there any normal person in this doll-like copy?

Who went shopping to buy a coffin!

Her gaze wandered to another crowded place. With Wen Ning's excellent eyesight, she saw passerby A's face covered in filters.

From the noise of buying coffins, Wen Ning managed to separate out what the second group of people were talking about.

Someone is saying: "Beauty, are you in love?"

Some people are saying: "You are my destined wife."

A blond man said: "I love tiger oil!"

Wen Ning covered her eyes, she was going blind.

By the way, what is the setting of this nesting doll dungeon, half ancient and half modern?Postmodern art style?
"Wow~"

Bai Lianer's envious voice came.

Wen Ning looked over and saw Bai Lian'er's expression as follows.

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Bai Lian'er was envious, "Young master Lu really eats both men and women?"

"Yes, men and women take it all." Song Yi answered meaningfully.

His gaze also fell on the besieged passer-by, and in Song Yi's eyes, passer-by is a woman with a big beard.

Bai Lian'er's problem is not so big!

Passerby A was annoyed by being stalked, and roared, "It's not over, hurry up and get out of here, my sexual orientation is normal!"

The people around him looked intoxicated, and some people even wanted to get started.

Passerby A disliked and avoided, and waved happily to Shang Song and Wen.

Him: Help me.GIF
The people around him looked fiercely, and passer-by A took the opportunity to escape from the center and ran towards the two of them.

Seeing this, the two took half a step back.

Passer-by A: It hurts, old man.

"Hey, you guys!"

A man with a big arm and a thick waist and a fierce application came towards Song Yi and Wen Ning aggressively, shaking his two muscles in his chest, "You come first, you come first, do you understand?"

Wen Ning: "I understand a little."

"Same as above!"

"Oh, it's good to know." The man aggressively hugged Passerby A into his arms.

The picture was so beautiful that Wen Ning asked to poke her eyes.

"He, I've taken a fancy to it! If you dare to snatch it, you can choose the coffin package in this village."

With a big wave of his hand, the man stuffed a long list of package promotional papers into Song Yi's hands.

Song Yi was speechless, his sexual orientation was normal, and he was not interested in Passerby A.

His perfunctory browsing was provocative in the eyes of the man, and the man waved his hand, "It seems that you are determined to grab it with me? Have you chosen the package yet?"

The battlefield seemed to be on the verge of breaking out, Wen Ning stepped forward to stand between the two sides.

"Wait, we're here to invest, but if you don't welcome us, then let's go to the Caomat Village next door. I heard that the Caomat Village next door is quite powerful and has abducted the grass from your village.

Thinking about it now, Cao Mat Village is still in line with our investment philosophy. "

Song Yi treats her seriously with nonsense.

The man turned from anger to a smile and rubbed his hands like a dog's legs, "Hey, don't leave, everyone, talk about it if you have something to say."

Surrounded by everyone, Wen Ning sat on a stool, crossed her legs, raised her chin slightly, and tried to look at people with her nostrils.

Song Yi, who was also regarded as a guest, took the tea handed over by the man with a calm expression, took a sip and asked in a low voice, "We have passed the customs and have no money."

"I know."

Wen Ning covered her lips with the lid of her cup and replied.

Although the two of them were flustered, they gave the other a feeling of calmness and prestige.

She glanced around and asked, "Is the village chief here?"

"Come on, come on!"

The voice came in a hurry.

The village chief hurried over with a cane.

"You two are businessmen who want to invest in our Shengli'ao. I don't know how to call them?"

The village head glanced sharply at the two of them back and forth.

Wen Ning coughed lightly, and the old god said, "Call me Lady Wen."

"Okay, Wendy."

The village chief looked at Song Yi next to her again, and before Song Yi could speak, Wen Ning introduced Song Yi, "His name is Song Gentleman"

"Song Juetes?"

The village head looked suspiciously at the two of them.

Are they sure they didn't come here to be funny?
(End of this chapter)