late at night

Chapter 25 Dig a hole and bury yourself

When Li Qing heard the answer of "Gujingli", he was in a bad mood!
This is totally illogical!First of all, Princess Toudaoshan didn’t know about the ancient well in the garden, and secondly, there was a voice reminding himself: Don’t go near the ancient well!
And before coming in, what the old guy said was: Find a hole and bury it!

"Mother, let me confirm with you again, are you sure you want me to bury you in the ancient well?"

There was no sound in the coffin again.

After a while, when Li Qing was confused, another voice came from the coffin: "It's done!"

Although it was separated by the coffin board, Li Qing could hear from the tone that this voice was the voice of Princess Toudaoshan pretending to be tender: "Your Majesty?"

"Wuhuan King and I just competed for a bed..."

Li Qing: Madam, you are really 6...

"Now?" Li Qing asked cautiously.

"Now he has become the crotch of this seat... lackey!"

"Uh... Congratulations to your mother for being happy...forget it! My mother, I think if I talk again, you will easily jump out of the coffin and beat me up!" Li Qing paused: "Let's talk about which feng shui place you want to bury ? Are you the one who mentioned Gujing just now?”

"Of course it's not me. It's that old wretch of Tongjing who did the trick!" The stern voice of Princess Toudaoshan came out: "Tongjing, I warn you not to be ignorant of good and evil!"

"Take this seat..."

"Throw in the ancient well"

Li Qing:! ! !
"Bronze mirror! Believe it or not, I will go out and beat you right now so that your own mother doesn't even know you!!!" Princess Toudaoshan gritted her teeth angrily in the coffin!

At this time, the bronze mirror in Li Qing's pocket floated out by itself, his voice was hoarse, as if he had just been beaten, and he scolded in a sharp voice: "Zhu Yunying! Come out if you have the ability! Young master, I just exercise my muscles and bones!"

Li Qing looked at the bronze mirror that uttered words...has it become a spirit too?

The huge red coffin suddenly exuded an astonishing murderous aura... With a plop, Li Qing's left hand was directly pressed to the ground!

"Ahhh..." Li Qing felt sad in his heart!

The right hand is broken!My left hand is probably broken now!

In one day, two girlfriends left him!This is a life and death together... not only the flesh hurts, but also the heart hurts!

"You two immortals! My hand is broken..."

"I didn't break my hand! Zhu Yunying, you dare not come out! Cowardly, trash! The trash hiding under the man..."

Li Qing: Bronze Mirror, you are going too far!
"Boom!"A golden beam shot out from the coffin, hitting the bronze mirror directly!
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" The bronze mirror seemed to be in pain!It hurts to fly up and down!
"Both of you, excuse me! Both of my hands are broken! Can you two settle the matter first?" Li Qing asked tentatively.

"I have to solve my own affairs by myself! I don't need you anymore! I dig a hole and bury myself!" Princess Toudaoshan said indifferently: "Tongjing, give this seat some points, otherwise this seat will Zao left the customs that day, and threw you into the hut to feed the fish!"

"Hmph!" Tong Jing snorted, but did not dare to speak again after all.

Li Qing shook his broken left hand, endured the pain and asked, "Your Majesty, you can take care of yourself! Mine has gone to the hospital... the pain is beyond excruciating!"

"Hmm." Princess Toudaoshan's tone became more kind, and said, "Don't mention my name to others! Remember!"

Li Qing thought to himself: Are you afraid that others will tell you lewdly: "Yun Ying, you don't want many people to know your name..."

"understand!"

After Li Qing finished speaking, he found that huge red coffin flew away with a whoosh!Disappeared in an instant!
"Cultivating immortals is so good!" Li Qing sighed, "I can really bury myself!"

. . .

Li Qing walked out of the backyard, glanced at his phone, it was twenty minutes to twelve.

"Huh?" Li Qing looked at his right hand in surprise!The right hand that was broken at noon is habitually holding the mobile phone at this moment...

"I'm afraid I'm dreaming! After more than ten hours, my right hand has healed! And it's full of strength!"

Could this be the powerful self-healing power of the third-level warrior?It's not very tasteless!

Li Qing stretched out his right hand tentatively, exerting a little force!
Click!
The phone is broken...

"I wipe it! My 2000 yuan ocean!"

"Damn, how can I take a taxi to the hospital without a mobile phone? Could it be that I am riding a small e-donkey in the middle of the night? The key is that the poor family does not have a small e-donkey, so I have to borrow it from Fugui..."

Li Qing thought about it again: "It seems that there is no need to go to the hospital!"

"However, without a mobile phone, how can I sleep at night? The night is long... Without a mobile phone, what use is my hand!" Li Qing punched the back wall of the room angrily!
Only a "boom" was heard, and a big hole was smashed out in the back wall!
Immediately afterwards, the roof collapsed rumbled because it couldn't bear it!

After a burst of dust, Li Qing looked at the collapsed room in a daze, it was the one where he slept... this... the house collapsed!Where is home!

After a while, Li Qing's mother ran out in a hurry and looked at Li Qing who was standing in the dust: "What's wrong with the child? What happened! Why did the house collapse?"

"Qiangli is gone..."

"Is there no hope for my grandson after that? Look at you, you look hopeless! The boss is not young, and he finally found a girlfriend, and he ran away in the middle of the night! Look, the sky is angry! God is angry! I'll split the house for you!" Li Qing's mother complained endlessly.

"mom……"

"Mom, what the hell! Why don't you chase Qiangli back?" Li Qing's mother went back to sleep angrily. "What a crime! Such a good girl doesn't cherish..."

Li Qing hesitated to speak: Mom, I want to say that Qiang Li is five hundred years old, why do you still let me chase after her?

"Go, why don't you go! The older you get, the more exciting you get!" Bronze Mirror jumped out again!

"I know why you are always beaten!" Li Qing grabbed the bronze mirror viciously and threw it into his pocket.

"Master, I don't have the same knowledge as you!" Bronze Mirror shouted.

"I'm nagging, I'll throw you into the men's bathroom!" Li Qing said angrily.

"Eh...you are more perverted than that girl in Toudao Mountain!" Tong Jing's voice was a little aggrieved.

"But I won't say goodbye to others, it's about three centimeters!"

"My mother!" Li Qing angrily took out the bronze mirror again. "Believe it or not, I will confiscate you now and return you in exchange for 500 yuan and a pennant! Let you lie in the museum for the rest of your life and die alone!"

Tong Jing was extremely wronged, and said in a low voice: "I have something to discuss. I have been lonely for hundreds of years, my master, and I finally came out..."

"Go on!" Li Qing smiled, looking at Cheng Jing's bronze mirror with great interest.

"Master, I have a secret recipe! It can make you grow by one centimeter!"

Li Qing: "Ahhh..."

Li Qing's mother scolded: "I don't sleep until midnight, so noisy that the neighbors can't sleep! They don't have to go to work tomorrow! Who like you don't even have a serious job..."

Li Qing: Mom!Where am I going to sleep... The house has collapsed!

. . .

The next day, all kinds of gossip came from Lianshanbaozi.It even alerted the local Public Security Bureau to rectify the gossip and gossip.

There are different versions of gossip, but they are all entertaining!

Yes, Li Qing remembered only the next morning that he had two colleagues who seemed to be at the entrance of the village...

The "take away" that Princess Toudaoshan said just caused Li Kaitai and Aruna to fall into a ghost fight!

It was Fugui who discovered the embarrassing duo early in the morning!The wet Li Kaitai and the disheveled Aruna!He was driving the smoking car in circles, the tires of the car had already been scrapped, and only the red rims were left making noises!

After that, the gossip started!

Li Qing hurriedly asked Fugui to find the Lianshan Town Public Security Department, and sent a car to take the two of them, together with himself, out of the sea of ​​suffering in Lianshan!

Li Kaitai took Li Qing directly to the Shicheng branch of the Justice League, settled him down, and ran out in a hurry!

Aruna got out of the car halfway, it is said that she was going home to sleep!

That scrapped car withdrew from the stage of history!
Li Qing lazily lay down on the wicker chair in Li Kaitai's office, resting for a while.After that, I went out and asked the front desk, and asked for an internal mobile phone!
Fortunately, although the mobile phone was scrapped yesterday, the two cards are still there!

A young lady at the front desk of the Justice League's logistics department thoughtfully prepared some candy and food for Li Qing, and according to Li Qing's personal preference, specially made a cup of hot tea and brought it over!

Before leaving, he asked for Li Qing's phone number affectionately!

Li Qing couldn't help sighing at this matter: The Justice League doesn't do very serious things, but they are good at flirting and scolding in their bones!

He sat comfortably on the wicker chair, looked at his left hand that was about to heal, and clicked his mouth!

Fortunately, my conscience is still very good, if I don't go out to touch porcelain, as long as I don't get hit to death, wouldn't it be very fast to make a fortune!
In fact, you can also do some serious business, such as setting up a stage, performing an iron head kung fu, or getting your chest crushed by a big rock...

Or bored and interrupted his dog legs and went out to beg...

Huh!Why does Li Qing suddenly feel that his thoughts are so weird!Why do you think of breaking your own dog legs...

Instead of breaking your own cat's claws...

Forget it, Li Qing scratched his head, took out his phone and looked at his face: it's still normal.

Why is there something wrong with my brain!

Li Qing thought for a long time but couldn't figure out why his idea just now was so weird!He picked up a banana, peeled it off and gnawed it, then turned on his phone and checked the posts!
Suddenly the title of a post attracted him:
Shock!In a small city in the north, a pair of veteran drivers smashed a car!

The content is probably vaguely expressing that a pair of infatuated men and women are addicted, and the love is deep enough to naturally ignite, so ignited that the car is smoking...

"The car is smoking!" Li Qing giggled while holding his new phone!
Li Qing silently and habitually turned to the pictures... There are two accompanying pictures.One is a very blurred figure of a man and a woman nervously in the car, and the other is a picture of smoke coming from the rim of the car!
I rely on!This is not Aruna!Who took the sneak shot!

Bad media!

Specializing in gimmicks!
Li Qing shook his head dissatisfied, there is no high-definition picture, what a group of audiences are making fun!

Li Qing silently opened the comment section and wrote: I know that woman!Real people!

After a while, I received countless messages and replies.
: Big brother, please link...

: Do you have a hd version?
: A good person will live a safe life, please seek seeds!
: Is it real?I like unmarked...

: That woman has a really good figure, and she even plays with uniforms...

: Where is the boss from?Is it convenient to leave a phone number?

Ding!You have a new short message!
"Li Qing, why are you waiting for my old lady!"

(End of this chapter)