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Chapter 133 Chapter 133: "Reporting to the Boss" (Water injection)

Grabbing Wu Xie's bag directly was trying to snatch Wu Xie's bag away, but Wu Xie's bag was very strong, this man failed to snatch it at all, and instead got into a fight with Wu Xie.

After tugging a few times, the man became angry with his fingers, took out a knife and held it up directly: "Robbery!"

"Take out all the money!"

Wu Xie: "Okay, okay."

"You calm down."

"Don't be impulsive."

"I'll give you all the money."

The man: "You'd better not play tricks."

"Otherwise the knife in my hand will not be easy."

Wang Dian laughed directly when he saw this. Wu Xie at this time is really innocent and innocent, and he is really easy to bully. Change to the future evil emperor.

It is estimated that he started to fool the other party early, and then looked for an opportunity to fight back. Seeing Wu Xie began to search for the wallet in the bag helplessly, Wang Dian suddenly rushed out from the side.

Sprinting in a straight line, the speed was as fast as a cheetah, and it was really as fast as the wind. Wang Dian, like a flying man, kicked the man three meters away with one kick.

But because the man's knife was too close to Wu Xie, during the process of being kicked away, the knife in his hand also flew out, which just happened to make a small cut in Wu Xie's neck.

Fortunately, the knife has no strength, so the wound is not deep, and a few band-aids are enough. Wang Dian ended the golden rooster's independent posture gracefully, and then looked at Wu Xie.

Wang Dian: "Hi!"

"It's okay!"

Wu Xie was dumbfounded for a moment: "Ah."

"Oh."

"I am fine."

"thank you!"

At this time, Zhang Qiling, who was wearing a long black trench coat and a hood, came out of the house. Zhang Qiling didn't look at Wang Dian and Wu Xie, nor did he look at the person who was kicked away.

Instead, he lowered his head, covered his entire face in the hood, and then walked away quickly. It didn't look fast, but in fact his speed was far faster than ordinary people.

This weird feeling comes from the rhythm of his walking steps, which can be regarded as a kind of superficial agility, which can make people walk faster while consuming less energy.

Wang Dian: "Do I need to call 110?"

Upon hearing this, Wu Xie quickly said, "No need."

Wang Dian walked over: "You are lucky."

"Don't get out yet?"

The person who was kicked away endured the severe pain and stood up, turned around and ran away quickly. In the room where Zhang Qiling came out just now, Wu Sansheng walked out and looked around, and soon saw Wu Xie.

Wu Sansheng: "Wu Xie?"

"Your neck?"

"what happened?"

While speaking, Wu Sansheng exuded an aura that strangers should not get close to, Wu Xie smiled and said to Wu Sansheng: "Third Uncle."

"fine."

"I just met a robber."

"Thanks to this little brother for helping."

Wu Sansheng looked at Wang Dian vigilantly, the enemy where he lived was a mansion area, and he had already inquired about the people who could live here.

Wang Dian is not someone who lives here at all!

So why is he here?

And why did a robber appear by such a coincidence?
You must know that the security of this luxury residential area is not for leisure. Based on the above situation, Wu Sansheng thinks there is something wrong with Wang Dian!
Wang Dian should be in the same group as that person before. They did this to cheat his silly nephew's trust. As for why they want to gain his nephew's trust.

It is very likely that there is something wrong with the person I sent to fool my nephew into taking the bait. In order to seduce my nephew into taking the bait, I specially obtained the Warring States Brocade Book, and the location that the Warring States Brocade Book refers to is the Qixing Lu Palace.

Damn!

It reacts too fast!
After Wang Dian read Wu Sansheng's thoughts, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he was speechless.
I rub!

Does this mean he is the Wang family?

It's outrageous!
So I shouldn't save Wu Xie?
Wu Sansheng came over: "Thank you, brother, for helping me out."

"The little brother took the few hundred dollars to drink."

"Wu Xie, let's go back!"

Wu Sanxing stuffed the money into Wang Dian's pocket while talking, and after giving the money, he directly dragged Wu Xie into the room with a puzzled face. This attitude obviously told Wang Dian to get out!
Wang Dian shook his head, and glanced at Wu Sansheng's villa. For some reason, Wang Dian suddenly remembered "Report to the Boss".

In the story of "Reporting the Boss", there is such an episode that is a spoof of "Tomb Raiders Notes", and this spoof scene comes from the next scene after Wu Xie enters.

After Wu Xie entered in the TV series, he asked Wu Sanxing about the Warring States Brocade Book after making some complaints. He thought he got it by chance, so he was curious about the content.

But what Wu Xie didn't know was that his third uncle Wu Sanxing had arranged all of this. The purpose was simply to use Wu Xie's curiosity to let him enter this new world.

In the story, Wu Xie also fell into Wu Sansheng's trap very naively, so in the original story, the follow-up dialogue between Wu Sansheng and Wu Xie was very serious.

However, in "Reporting to the Boss", this passage was spoofed crazily. In the opening scene, Wu Sansheng dragged Wu Xie into the room. In it, Pan Zi left the factory early and sat and saw Wu Xie and got up.

Pan Zi: "Third Lord."

"Little Third Master."

After Wu Sansheng sat down first, he smiled and motioned for the two to sit down too. After Wu Xie and Pan Zi sat down, Wu Sansheng showed a serious expression.

Wu Sansheng: "Why are we going to lose this fight this time?"

"Although there are many artifacts."

"But the risk is also great."

"I want to get out of here."

"Difficult!"

At this time, Pan Zi answered, "Third Master!"

"We can't let the duck with its mouth fly away!"

"As long as you say a word!"

"I will go to the mountains of swords and seas of fire!"

Wu Sansheng: "Or this young man is impulsive."

"Can I say I can't go?"

"go with!"

"It's a must!"

"but!"

"Just the three of us can't do it."

"Then it will be bad luck if you go down."

"So the immediate priority now is to gather the manpower."

Wu Xie: "Third Uncle, do you have a suitable candidate?"

Wu Sanxing said with a serious face, "Yes!"

"come in."

During the chilling BGM, Zhang Qiling walked in and sat down directly, looking extremely cold, showing the full force of the king's demeanor, the posture of a master at first glance.

Wu Sansheng: "This one."

"It was introduced by my friend in Changsha."

"Surname Zhang."

"You just call him little brother."

Wu Xie: "Third Uncle?"

"What is the origin of this man?"

"It's like a stuffy oil bottle."

Wu Sansheng whispered, "I don't know either."

"But you can rest assured."

"Look at that man's hand."

"The fingers are so long."

"Slender joints."

"It's very flexible at first glance."

"I've heard it introduced by friends on the road."

"People like him are good at deciphering the mechanism in the tomb."

"So it's a good idea to find him."

Pan Zi: "Third Lord."

"Although this little brother looks really powerful."

"But it's just one more person."

"This."

Wu Sansheng felt the same at first, but he couldn't find the fifth person for a while. To be honest, everything actually fits the setting of the original novel.

Although a certain degree of modification has been made, it is not outrageous. However, the "Report to the Boss" later began to completely let go of itself.

Spoofing "Tomb Raiders Notes" is not outrageous, only more outrageous!
It's just outrageous. Open the door to Outrageous - Outrageous Home!
In "Reporting to the Boss", Wu Xie interjected at this time: "That's right!"

"I have a suitable candidate!"

"I have a high school classmate."

"The surname H is Xiao Xianrou."

"He's good at computers."

"It definitely helps us a lot."

"I just contacted him."

"or."

"Let's take a look together?"

Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi nodded when they heard what Wu Xie said, and the next second the BGM sounded!

Amidst the mixed electronic sounds, a boy who shook his head and stepped on ghostly steps walked in. Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi were dumbfounded. What the hell is this?
But Wu Xie shook his head as if he could hear the BGM. The 1.6-meter boy said, "Hello!"

"Everyone! (Eri Batty)"

"I am your little fresh meat with the surname H."

"Hingh less!"

"Hingh up with me, everyone!"

After the self-introduction of the 1.6-meter boy, the scene became extremely awkward in an instant, and then the picture was outrageous in the next second. Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi got up directly.

I don’t know where they conjured up the AK47. They aimed at this 1.6-meter boy and started shooting ruthlessly. The 1.6-meter-long shooting was like seaweed and seaweed, swaying with the waves (PS seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, dancing in the waves)

Then the screen changed, as if what happened just now had never happened, a girl who weighed at least three hundred catties made a grand appearance, and everyone present was not surprised at all.

Heavyweight: "Hi everyone."

Wu Sansheng saw that everyone present was a little dumbfounded and said quickly: "Oh."

"This is."

The heavyweight spoke first: "I am Chen Wenjuan's niece."

"Aunt asked me to help you."

"My name is Chen Chengcheng."

"I'm a silly white sweet."

"Do you think I'm cute?"

"Hehehehehehe."

Wu Sansheng.
Pan Zi
Wu Xie
Zhang Qi Ling.
She may think she is cute (PS silly white sweet hehehehehehe)

Chen Chengcheng: "You call me."

"Fairy Chengcheng will be fine!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Wu Sansheng.
Pan Zi
Wu Xie
Zhang Qi Ling.
Chen Chengcheng: "Huh?"

"Why don't you talk?"

"Do you have anything delicious here?"

"Have you got anything delicious here?"

Chen Chengcheng turned over the carpet: "Is there anything delicious here?"

Chen Chengcheng walked up to Zhang Qiling and pointed to his hat: "Is there something delicious in your hat?"

Under Zhang Qiling's dead fish eyes, Chen Chengcheng was unmoved, and activated his skill "Innocent Romance", and then directly lifted Zhang Qiling's hat.

I don't know if the action of lifting the hat is too hard!
He even took off Zhang Qiling's wig!
This Qiling turned out to be bald?

(End of this chapter)