Invincible, I pass through the heavens

Chapter 142 Chapter 142: "Tomb Raider's Notes" (water injection)

I don't know who swallowed a mouthful of saliva first, and everyone began to swallow their saliva, let alone the words made of golden light, making this ordinary move look like the main character's nirvana in the middle two anime .

Just say this picture!
It's really too violent!
This zombie is so pathetic
Seeing the changes in everyone's mentality towards him, Wang Dian shook his head: "Oh."

"Excessive force."

"No need to play."

Originally, Wang Dian wanted to be a spectator and watch the whole process, but after entering the cave, Wang Dian found helplessly that he couldn't blend in at all, after all, what they were afraid of.

In Wang Dian's opinion, it's not a big deal, and when he can't empathize, it's better than reading a novel, so after Wang Dian saw this zombie, he made a big move, preparing to pretend to be coercive and then dodge. (Zombie: listen to me, author: I don't listen, I don't listen)

Because he really couldn't stay any longer, Wang Dian smiled at everyone, activated [Teleportation], and Wang Dian disappeared on the boat in an instant, as if he had never been here before.

Wang Dian appeared in a fast food restaurant in an instant: "Come here for a tender beef."

Waiter: "Hello."

"Nenniu Bafang is a limited-time product."

"It has been taken off the shelves."

Wang Dian: "Why did you take it off the shelves?"

“Obviously quite delicious!”

Waiter: "So sir, would you like something else?"

Wang Dian: "Okay."

"Then a big order of fries."

Waiter: "Hello, this is a large portion."

Wang Dian looked at the boxes of three sizes: large, medium and small: "Don't tell me that these are medium and large!"

Waiter: "Yes."

"This is medium portion."

"It's a large portion."

Wang Dian: "So there are three types of boxes, large, medium and small."

"Medium and large and extra large?"

Waiter: "Yes."

Wang Dian: "That's fine."

"Give me an extra-large."

The waiter turned around: "A big order of French fries."

"What do you want besides chips, sir?"

Wang Dian, once thought Wang Dian was efficient for short videos, but now he finds that this TM may be true, so Xiaobei, Xiaobei doesn’t deserve to exist, right?
I used to think how could a restaurant have such stupid rules!
The customer refers to that and you give that, isn't it over?

Why do you have to emphasize the large and super large portions?
Until now, he was speechless. Facing this smiling waiter, he realized that sometimes the outrageous degree of reality is far more outrageous than various short videos.

The last time I was so speechless!
It's still the last time!
After quickly ordering a pile of food, Wang Dian found a place to sit down, and opened the projection window while eating Wang Dian. The picture in the projection window was a very embarrassed fat man.

This fat man is gobbling up hamburgers!
It looked like he had been hungry for decades!
But in fact, he has only been hungry for a day!

This fat man is none other than Wang Yueban, one of the golden triangles in "Tomb Raiders Notes". In the original novel, Wang Yueban met Wu Xie for the first time in the Seven Star Lu Palace.

And the reason why he came here was because of the employment of foreign wealthy businessman Jude Kao. Originally, it took Wu Sanxing, Wu Xie and others four days to set off from their hometown to enter the tomb!

But because of the appearance of Wang Dian, Wu Sansheng specially prepared some firearms, which caused Wu Sansheng, Wu Xie and others to arrive six days later, so they were attacked by blood corpses, and Wang Yueban, who was separated from foreign mercenaries.

He has been in the tomb bitterly for two days!
He still had some food yesterday, and after eating, he was going to dig a hole and escape, but he, Captain Mojin, was a fake at all, and he had already lost his way in the tomb!

When Wang Dian just flashed away, he suddenly remembered Fatty, and then scanned Qixing Lu Palace, and then found the bitter guy, saying "Tomb Raiders Notes" trio.

Wang Dian actually prefers fat people!
Because the fat man makes people feel more real. After all, Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling's characters are too tricky to resonate with dicks like me. On the contrary, the fat man fits the state of dicks in the public very well.

All kinds of bragging!

All kinds of pretense!
All kinds of faces!
But very polite!
Seeing the fat man's unlucky situation, Wang Dian showed great kindness, and directly gave him a [Tomb Raider System], and the novice gift pack Wang Dian stuffed in a [Mad Dragon's Bloodline].

After all, in current Tomb Raiders novels, if the protagonist’s system doesn’t give the protagonist a bloodline, that’s not right. Qinglong, Suzaku, Xuanwu, Baihu, Qiongqi, Qilin, etc. are all rotten.

It's better to go straight to the mad dragon!

In addition, as the captain of Mojin, how could he not understand the secrets of Fengshui, so Wang Dian gave him the "Sixteen-Character Yin-Yang Fengshui Secrets" by the way.

From now on, our Fat Master will no longer be the Captain Mo Jin who he claims to be, but the real Captain Mo Jin. We just don’t know if the Feng Shui technique in another world can fully fit in this world.

Wang Dian thought that the fat man would be grateful to the system, but he didn't expect that after giving so many good things, the fat man looked up to the sky and screamed like his parents were dead.

Wang Yueban: "Why don't you have some food!"

"Fatty, I've been hungry all day!"

Only then did Wang Dian remember that the fat man had been hungry for a whole day, and if he continued to be so hungry, he might lose five catties!

Wang Dian backhandedly modified the system, added a sign-in function to it, and then popped up a reminder to the fat man, [There are red envelope rewards that have not been signed in today waiting to be claimed].

When the fat man heard this, he immediately chose to receive it, and he thought to himself that it must be food, no matter what it is, as long as it is food, and then the fat man got a luxurious meal of Keng Deji.

After receiving the out-of-the-pit virtue, the fat man became excited. Seeing this, Wang Dian smiled with satisfaction: "Fatty Lord."

"Hold on!"

"Your little Xiexie will be here tomorrow!"

Wang Dian adjusted the projection window to Wu Sansheng and Wu Xie, and found that they were moving forward cautiously, and they could reach the exit in about ten minutes at a speed.

Wang Dian turned off the screen and continued to read the novel. I have to say that this novel called "Save My Ancestor" is really good! (PS don't search nonsense)
The novel is mainly written about. (so and so)
After reading the novel all night, I kept seeing the protagonist and Chongzhen being chased and killed by the Donglin Party, and the following chapters are gone!

Where can the king stand it!

He found the author of the novel in an instant, and then activated the [Super Great Writer System] for him. (PS and there is no boss to open a system for me)
In this system, as long as the author updates 80 words a day, and the updated chapters must achieve a favorable rate of more than [-]%, then the author will receive special rewards the next day.

Rewards include arm enhancement, hand speed enhancement, thinking enhancement, etc. Generally speaking, all enhancement items can help him quickly update the novel.

snort!
After such a set of operations, I don't believe you won't change it!
The author sat blankly in front of the computer desktop, and he actually awakened the system?

God!

Incredible!

So I am a man who wants to become a great writer?

Just when the author was about to start writing, the phone rang suddenly: "Who is it!"

"No credit cards."

"Don't buy stocks."

"Nor buying a house."

"Please block me please."

"I am a man who is about to become a great writer!"

There was silence on the phone for a few seconds: "You son of a bitch!"

"I am your father!"

The author took the phone over and looked at the unknown number: "Hehe."

"Believe it or not, it's over."

On the phone: "Hey!"

"You bastard can't even hear your father's voice?"

Author: "I am still your ancestor!"

"Bye-Bye!"

One minute after I hung up the phone, my mother's call came, and the author was a little confused: "Could it be that my father called just now?"

"impossible!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"Hey."

"mom."

On the other end of the phone: "You son of a bitch!"

"Dare to hang up your old man's phone!"

"I still want to be your father's ancestor!"

"Get out of here!"

Author: "I don't!"

"I am a man who wants to become a great writer!"

On the other end of the phone: "The house is being demolished."

"The house and the land were taken away by the government."

"The government said that we will be compensated for 8000 houses and [-] million yuan."

"Would you like it?"

"Then don't come back."

author:"."

"father!"

"I'll buy a ticket right away!"

"wait for me!"

"I love you so much."

On the other end of the phone: "Bah!"

"Remember to bring A Cui back."

"If you dare to come back alone, I will break your legs."

The author glanced at his sleeping girlfriend: "Father."

"Are you honestly saying that the house was really demolished?"

On the other end of the phone: "How else can I lie to you!"

"If it wasn't for someone from the government to say that my name was on the real estate certificate."

"Afterwards, you will have to pay a large handling fee."

"I'm too lazy to call you back!"

Author: "Love you!"

On the other end of the phone: "Hang up."

After hanging up the phone, the author glanced at the background of his novel, update the novel?

Ha ha!

Great writer system?
Ha ha!

I am a man who wants to become an upstart!

The author backhand updated a chapter, "Brothers, I have a showdown". I am a rich man, and I write novels purely to experience life. Now I want to go home and inherit twelve houses and 8000 million deposits. Goodbye, everyone.

As soon as Wang Dian opened the virtual window, and saw Wu Xie and others go down to the tomb, the phone rang a specially set update notification tone, Wang Dian smiled blackly, ha ha, bitch.

Wang Dian: "Hmph."

"I can't resist a little temptation."

"Let me see how many chapters you have updated."

But when Wang Dian opened the latest chapter of that novel, he was completely dumbfounded!

Dry!
It's outrageous!

Why don't you say that you bought a lottery ticket and won a prize of [-] million!
Just after complaining, Wang Dian's mobile phone received the sound of an update notification again. Wang Dian glanced at it, but luckily it wasn't this book, it was another novel that Wang Dian was concerned about.

When I opened the novel, Wang Dian was stunned for a moment. Damn, the author of this novel won a grand prize of [-] million yuan?
Wang Dian: "Wait!"

"When did I get the super power to speak out?"

"That's right, it should be said that it is a super power to make one's wishes come true."

Wang Dim said silently, give me update, give me update, give me update.
(End of this chapter)