Chapter 112 I'm dying of laughter!
"This this……"

Nie Gang has been here for a long time, but he didn't come out.

Not just him.

Everyone present, whether it was the expressions on their faces or their body movements.

Basically, they are exactly the same as Nie Gang.

It was only a matter of blurting out a damn thing.

Nie Gang wanted to ask right now: This is the alien spaceship you mentioned! ! ? ?

Even if this huge spacecraft is buried in a large part of the lunar soil.

But through the exposed part, the letters such as usa and so on are very clear.

No matter what, it is impossible to connect people with aliens!

"Team, Captain... This seems to be America's starship..."

In the end, it was a player who broke the silence on the team's voice channel.

Nie Gang's face darkened: "I'm not blind..."

When I got the news just now.

Because it was live broadcasting the whole process, he didn't act like he was facing a big enemy.

But secretly, he was already full of vigilance.

It will even bring a handful of small high-energy laser weapons.

The purpose is to prevent the alien spacecraft from crashing, and there are still aliens inside.

did not expect……

In the end, it was America's starship that crashed!
It also happened to fall near Daxia's moon base! !

What the hell is this called! ! ? ?
"Captain, what should we do!?"

Everyone looked at Nie Gang.

Obviously the current situation has exceeded their imagination.

Nie Gang looked at this and then at that, and couldn't help but slander in his heart.

You don't know what to do.

I know what to do now! ?

If only the alien spaceship was okay.

The big deal is to use the laser gun directly and get a battery pack first.

But this is America's starship.

That's different.

Now Da Xia has not entered a state of war with América.

Really going to do that.

I'm afraid it will cause a big storm.

The following is allowed without the above.

He couldn't have fired directly.

At the same time, he looked at the starship buried in the lunar soil.

I was speechless for a while!
special!
We are carrying out a manned moon landing in Daxia!

Why don't you join in the fun when you have nothing to do! !
Now it's all right! !

Crashed directly on the moon! !

Ok.

in a sense.

This should be considered a successful moon landing...

As early as when Daxia hadn't launched a manned rocket to the moon.

There was news from America that a starship would be launched to the moon.

But they've all been on the moon for a long time.

There was no news about America's success in landing on the moon.

A message from ground control.

America's starship appears to have malfunctioned after launch.

Been out of touch for several days.

Even America launched a second starship to rescue the astronauts on the first starship.

But after the launch of the second starship.

Didn't hear anything.

Now América definitely doesn't know about her own starship.

Has quietly 'successfully' landed on the moon.

Judging by the news from the ground.

There seemed to be dozens of astronauts on America's starship.

Falling from such heights to the moon.

Don't know if they are still alive.

Now he certainly doesn't have the authority to deal with this matter.

It is still necessary to report the situation to the ground and see how to deal with it.

Think of this.

Nie Gang called the ground command center.

The moon is hundreds of thousands of kilometers away from the blue star.

Even with a huge number of satellite systems as relays.

Still need to wait a while.

to receive messages from the ground.

...

ground command center.

When the news of Nie Gang came.

The staff of the entire ground command center were stunned!
The air seemed to be stagnant.

After a while.

Master Yang finally came back to his senses.

But his expression is very strange.

It seemed that he was trying to restrain himself from laughing out loud.

soon.

While reporting the news, he went to find Sucher.

The replies above are quick.

But the content of the reply made Master Yang startled.

The higher-ups actually let Daxia Aerospace decide how to deal with this matter.

Call it a good name.

The communication between the earth and the moon is more troublesome, if you have to ask the ground for instructions on many things.

Many times some opportunities may be missed.

lead to bad consequences.

Give the Daxia Aerospace Moon Base a certain degree of autonomy.

Can handle some emergencies conveniently.

When he came to Sucher's office with such an order.

Sucher seemed to be studying something.

"Factory Manager!"

"Something big has happened!"

The matter was urgent, so Master Yang interrupted Sucher's research.

Su Che raised his head in surprise, and looked at General Master Yang.

"What's the big deal!?"

As Mr. Yang said, he talked about Nie Gang's discovery of the mysterious aircraft that netizens said on the moon.

The ins and outs, as well as my guess, were told to Sucher.

After listening, Sucher was happy.

"Hahaha……"

"Who is America Aerospace! Hahahaha!"

"Launch a manned moon landing spacecraft, but it was lost during the launch!!"

"I guess they don't know it themselves."

"The first launched starship has 'successfully' landed on the moon!"

"The second starship is still running around like a headless chicken..."

"It's no wonder they can find it in space!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Mr. Yang seems to have never been so happy as he is now.

Hearty laughter has been echoing in Sucher's office.

Sucher was also half-deadly laughed at by America's stupid coquettish manipulation.

"If America's people know that their starship has actually landed on the moon, will they go crazy with depression! Hahahaha..."

"This kind of coquettish operation, there is no one else!!"

The two laughed for a long time before Master Yang remembered that he still had something to ask Su Che for.

"Director, Nie Gang and the others are still waiting for a reply."

"The above also said that we have a certain right to choose independently. I am a little unsure about paying attention to it. I would like to ask the factory director to give me some pointers."

After Master Yang finished speaking, he looked at Su Che with hope.

In his eyes, Suche is very proficient in almost all subjects.

Nie Gang and the situation they are facing now.

Sucher should have a good idea!

really!

Sucher almost didn't think about it, so he blurted out!

"Old Yang, this matter is actually easy to handle."

"I see their Starship II, this time it's in vain!"

"Let Captain Nie Gang lead people into the interior of the starship to see if there are any survivors."

"If there are survivors in the starship, we can add a batch of funds."

"When the time comes, let them redeem people with money!"

"One billion dollars per person!"

After hearing what Su Che said, Master Yang was a little dumbfounded.

One billion knives per person! ?
There seem to be more than 30 astronauts on the starship that America launched last time!

Then you have to spend more than 300 billion dollars to redeem people! ?

Director Su deserves to be Director Su! !
It's a big game from the moment you open your mouth!
This was the case with the last cleanup of space junk.

The same is true now!

Master Yang admired Su Che so much.

But he didn't know that Sucher was considering whether to raise the price higher.

One billion dollars for an astronaut feels a bit cheap.

of course.

It remains to be seen if America can actually land on the moon!
If America proves capable of going to the moon, a billion dollars is a billion dollars.

But if America doesn't have the strength to go to the moon at all now.

How much it will cost is not up to Daxia! ?
After all, at present, only Daxia can truly manned the moon!

If I don't kill you at this time, when will I wait!
Chief Master Yang has passed his sixtieth year, but now there is a hint of laughter that only two people can understand.

"Hey hey hey..."

"I'm going to tell Nie Gang now, let him try his best to search and rescue the American astronaut in the starship!"

……

When Nie Gang got the news from the ground.

It was a little puzzling at first.

Because Mr. Yang didn't say anything about selling money.

Just told Nie Gang.

Do what you can to find and rescue those astronauts from America.

Nie Gang's first reaction was.

Take an indifferent attitude towards the fallen spacecraft of America.

Anyway, from the current point of view.

The probability of survival of the astronauts inside is not great.

Let this matter be a headache for América herself.

They don't blend.

But the meaning of the ground control center is to let them do their best to search and rescue.

In this regard.

Although Nie Gang didn't know the reason behind it.

But there is already a faint guess in my heart.

After he got the information from the ground command center, he turned and faced the team members.

"The ground has issued an order to search and rescue the astronauts inside the crashed spacecraft!"

While the other team members were puzzled, they didn't ask too many questions, but prepared their own tools for rescue.

because of the perspective.

From when Nie Gang and the others discovered the crashed starship just now, until now.

Netizens in the live broadcast room.

I didn't see the specific situation on the moon.

The camera of the live broadcast was always on Nie Gang.

Unless he walked into the starship, he couldn't see anything in the live broadcast room.

Even the ground call with Nie Gang and others can only be realized through the relay satellite and the connection with the host.

Therefore, netizens only saw Nie Gang and others arriving at their destination.

Suddenly they all froze in place.

"what happened?"

"Captain Nie Gang, what did they see!!??"

"I'm so anxious!! I seem to know what Captain Nie Gang and the others saw!!"

"This is a secret! How could it be announced!"

"Isn't it always on the live broadcast? So many confidential details have been broadcast live before, it is impossible to hide this aspect!"

"Alien spaceship invasion, this is a matter of life and death for the entire human race! We should be told the truth!"

"What's the rush!? Captain Nie Gang doesn't have the right to make a decision either. From the looks of it, he should be communicating with the ground."

"You don't know, America learned about the alien spacecraft through our live broadcast, and now the whole America is in panic and alert..."

"They panicked with a hammer! The only ones still on the moon are our Daxia people. We are the first to face the alien spaceship!"

"Exactly! Our people have been facing the front line of alien spaceships! Instead, they are on guard first!"

"Huh!? Damn it!! Look at it!! Captain Nie Gang and the others are taking action!!"

"Damn it! Really!!"

"Going to have sex with aliens!!???"

"Oh my god! I'm so nervous!! Captain Nie Gang and the others, don't let anything happen!!!"

"By the way, do we have weapons that can be used in space?? It feels like conventional weapons are not good enough in a vacuum environment!"

"There are laser weapons! Needless to say, the speed of light propagation! With laser weapons, you can basically destroy them when you see them!"

"Then do we have such a weapon in Daxia? Why does it sound like a science fiction movie..."

"There must be! Our Great Xia wants to be the second in this respect, no one dares to be the first!!"

"Is it true or not!? When you see it, you will destroy it. Do you know how powerful the laser emitter is?"

"It's hard to say about a large target. If it's just an alien in the biological category, it's absolutely fine!"

"Stop talking nonsense!! Captain Nie Gang and the others are already approaching the alien spacecraft!!"

"I don't know what the level of technology of this alien spacecraft is. Is the configuration of the spacecraft similar to the oblate shape in the movie?"

In the discussions of countless netizens.

Nie Gang led the team and finally came to the starship that crashed not far from a ring-shaped mountain slope.

When the starship buried in the lunar soil gradually appeared in the view of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Countless people are stunned!

Even if the shooting quality on the moon is far inferior to that on Blue Star.

But when people saw the letters painted on the bulkhead of the spacecraft that looked similar to the space shuttle.

The live broadcast room almost exploded! !
"!!!!!!"

"?????????"

"My Nima!!!"

"I *%¥%...*&*..."

"Wori!!! What the fuck is that idiot who first said it was an alien spaceship!!!??"

"Damn!! I also want to know, who the hell said that!? Get out and get beaten!!"

"Damn it!! Isn't this fucking America's starship!! Why did it go to the moon!?"

"Hastily!! A waste of labor-management feelings!! I really thought there were aliens!!"

"Mad! My pants are all off, you show me this!?"

"What are you doing taking off your pants!? Are you going to have a blast looking at aliens!?"

"Pfft! Damn!! Don't laugh at me to death!!"

"Hahahaha!! I'm going to die laughing too!! I remember that the starship America was launched for manned landing on the moon!! But there was an accident not long after the launch!!"

"I didn't expect to go to the moon!!! I was wondering! Didn't it mean that the starship's electronic equipment was completely paralyzed when it passed the high-energy particle belt, and it lost its power!"

"The starship without power, how did it run to the moon on horseback!? It even crashed..."

"Hahahaha!! Does this count as a successful moon landing!??"

"I'm stupid! Killing people and killing people!! Hahahahaha!!"

"It is estimated that América herself does not know that the starship she launched has successfully 'landed on the moon'..."

"Pfft!! I peed laughing!!"

"A crash is considered a landing, right... (dog head)"

"After today's live broadcast, it will definitely cause a sensation in the whole world! I can already imagine what the scene is like! Hahaha..."

"No need to wait, someone has posted the video recording to Youtube now!"

……

(End of this chapter)

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