ninety thousand miles

Chapter 1 The Scholar Is Dying Again
"Is that all right?"

"No, no, my face is too red."

"I've been drinking, can't I?"

"No, no, look at your hands, they still look like pliers. Human hands have five fingers!"

"I put it in my sleeves, so that no one can see it."

"No way..."

……

Li Chuan was lying in a broken thatched hut, listening to the two little demons talking outside.

One voice was muffled, and the other was shrill.

Opening his eyes, he is Li Chuan, a migrant worker, moving bricks on the construction site. The sun at noon is very hot, and his eyes are blinded by sweat; after opening his eyes, he is Li Chuan, a scholar, a frail scholar, and the moonlight shines on the ground through the hole in the roof , a piece of whiteness.

He was tied up by these two little demons, and he was going to sacrifice it to King Black Horn.

King Blackhorn is delicious.

It is said that scholars are the most delicious, with thin skin and tender meat, with the aroma of books, it has to be steamed with water to eat.

The original body was timid, and when he heard that monsters cannibalized people, he was terrified, rolled his eyes, and passed out.

But the two little demons who tied him panicked.

what to do?Dead meat is not tasty!
Another scholar?
Yunqiao Township is located in a remote place with a radius of hundreds of miles. Li Chuan is the only poor scholar who lives alone and is easy to bully!
The two little demons thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a good solution - invite a doctor for the scholar, prescribe two medicines, hold their breath, and wait until they see King Black Horn before they die!
But a new problem came up again: how to invite the doctor?
The red-faced man holding two pairs of big pliers is a crab spirit. He said in a muffled voice: "I wrapped up the pliers and pretended to be a disabled person. I said that someone at home was sick and couldn't get up. I invited the doctor here. Is it done?"

"No way..."

At the feet of the red-faced man, the big cock bouncing around was another little demon.

A rooster has a superficial level of precision and will not become a human being yet.

But he started to pick one another, "No, no, I've seen people with disabled hands. It's not like you. The doctor can see through it at a glance."

This won't work, that won't work, the crab spirit lost her patience:
"It's done! Don't look for a doctor anymore, just leave this scholar here and let him fend for himself."

"Don't go, King Blackhorn, you go back to your straw nest, I'll go to my stone cave!"

Hearing this, the rooster essence pecked the crab essence's trousers, and said earnestly, "No, no, no, if you don't worship under King Black Horn, you won't get the method of cultivation, you won't get good luck, and you won't increase your lifespan. After three or five years, you will die." Turning into a handful of dust, wouldn't you and I have opened up our spiritual wisdom in vain?"

"At that point, what's the difference between the two of us and the roosters fighting in the nest and the crabs in the mud?"

Crab Essence was persuaded again.

He held his breath, and tried to change again, finally turning the pliers into hands.

Although all four fingers except the thumb are joined together and cannot be spread apart, at least all the fingers on the back of the hand and wrist are missing.

After inspecting it left and right, Rooster Essence reluctantly nodded, "It's done, you go and get the doctor now, I'm here to watch the scholar..."

The rooster spirit didn't finish speaking, and suddenly felt something was wrong, twisted the chicken's neck, and saw Li Chuan standing by the door, watching them quietly.

……

Not long after Li Chuan woke up, he moved to the door with his frivolous body supported.

He wanted to see how terrifying those two little monsters were, they could scare Yuan Shen to death.

As a result, I was disappointed.

The rooster essence does not grow nine chicken heads and ten chicken feet, nor does it have hundreds of eyes on its wings, but it can talk and is bigger than ordinary roosters.

The man made by the crab essence even looks quite simple and honest.

Li Chuan sighed, the original body was too timid!
One person and two monsters, after the three pairs of eyes looked at each other for a long time, the cock spirit broke the silence.

He said: "Very good, very good, there is no need to find a doctor, scholar, just follow us on the road."

Li Chuan held the door weakly, "I'm hungry. If I don't eat something, I'm going to starve to death."

When chanting the word death, he deliberately emphasized his tone.

starve?

die?
Can't die!

The rooster spirit immediately reacted and said, "Third brother, look at him, I'll get him something to eat!"

The crab responded, took two big steps, and arrived at Li Chuan's side.

Then, Li Chuan saw the rooster spirit spread its wings and flew low.In the blink of an eye, he rushed into the rice field not far away and disappeared from sight.

Li Chuan pondered, wouldn't this rooster spirit peck a few earthworms for himself to eat?
While thinking, he took a few steps back into the house and sat down on the thatched pile.

Rest your feet.

This body is too weak, and after standing for a while, my limbs feel sore and I feel dizzy.

Crab Jing followed closely behind, with a vigilant expression on his face.

Seeing this, Li Chuan said: "Brother Crab, sit down and rest too. I am a scholar with no strength to restrain a chicken, and I am hungry. Even if I escape, how far can I escape?"

After listening to Li Chuan's words, Crab Spirit thought it made sense.

So he sat down opposite Li Chuan, his eyes sparkling, his body tensed, ready to go.

The hand that was conjured with great difficulty turned back into pliers—as long as Li Chuan did something wrong, he would use the pliers to take him down.

Li Chuan raised his head, the moon is really round.

He asked, "Brother Crab, I don't know what to call him?"

The crab spirit said, "My name is Pang San."

"Where's Rooster Brother?"

"Gong Er."

"Then you should have a big brother?"

"Yes, Da Wu."

"where is he?"

"Once the second brother drank too much wine and pecked the eldest brother to death."

Is Wu Da a centipede spirit?
Li Chuan thought about the naming rules of these two little monsters, and suddenly felt that the three of them were quite sincere.

As long as he doesn't run away, he can ask and say anything.

So he asked, "When did you become refined?"

"In spring."

"After becoming a sperm, are you going to eat people?"

"I haven't eaten."

"Then do you know any female fairies?"

……

In this casual chat,
Pang San said many things to Li Chuan.

For example, although Gong Er can't change form, he is the oldest and knows the most, and he is old and mature.

For example, Pang San's demon life was only a few months old. He became a spirit after biting a stone in a pond.

For example, the black-horned king they were going to seek refuge with was a black rhinoceros spirit. It was said that he had an extraordinary background. Ten years ago, he occupied a Xuanshui mountain hundreds of miles away.The government organized manpower to encircle and suppress many times, but failed again and again.

While speaking, Gong Er came back.

He held his neck high, his wings hugged a food box, and he walked forward with his two paws criss-crossed.

After walking in front of Li Chuan, he put down the food box and said in a sharp voice: "Eat quickly, eat quickly, and hurry up after eating."

Li Chuan opened the food box and saw that there were two plates on the upper level, one of steamed duck and one of bad fish, and two steamed buns and a bowl of egg custard on the lower level.

I don't know from which family this man was stolen from.

Smelling the aroma, Li Chuan became even hungrier.

He grabbed the steamed bun with one hand and the chopsticks with the other, and began to eat with a snort.

Wind remnants of clouds.

(End of this chapter)