Back to 1988, in order to lay down liver skills

Chapter 38 Negotiating with Ghosts
Li Mingfa was somewhat excited to see Yan Changqing.

The Yan Changqing fight incident, currently in several nearby villages, is fermented like grain that is steamed, sprinkled with koji, and put into the wine pool—whether it can be fermented or not, it will definitely taste great in the end. It can smoke ten miles and eight villages.

Li Mingfa, who had received first-hand information, also bragged for Yan Changqing.

In fact, at the beginning, he just told himself what Yan Erhe had told him, and then edited it a little bit to tell others, but everyone knows that some things will inevitably change if he says them a few times.

'Processing' once or twice is okay, but if the number of times is too much, the mouth slips involuntarily... Most people actually have this experience.

Anyway, he almost gave Yan Changqing the nickname of 'beating the dog to death with three sticks'.

It's a pity that the dog doesn't have a nickname or anything, otherwise it would have such a famous name like Zhenguanxi mentioned in the storytelling.

That's why Lu Zhishen "killed the town of Guanxi with three punches", and everyone who heard about it felt that Lu Tiha was really majestic.

After all, beating a dog to death with three sticks is still slightly inferior to beating Zhenguanxi to death with three punches.

But it's also quite powerful. Lu Tixia can be called the first hero in the Water Margin, known as the flower monk.

Although Yan Changqing is not very powerful now, but he is still young, and now he is called Little Flower Monk... It is not right... He is so young that he can't spend it...Anyway, he is very powerful...

Anyway, I have never heard of such a good person in a radius of tens of miles, no, I have never heard of such a good person when I grow up...

Because of this, when Li Mingfa saw Yan Changqing, he felt like meeting an idol.

I want to get close, but I am afraid that if I get too close, it will make others feel offended...

So at first he wanted to call him nephew, and he called Yan Erhe and his brothers, which is not bad.

But thinking about it again, I am afraid that people will feel that I have taken advantage of my seniority. This is not an ordinary child. They can beat a group of themselves like this.

So after stuttering for a long time, a hero came out.

Yan Changqing has nothing to worry about, although these people are younger than him mentally, but according to the seniority of his second uncle and his brothers, they are a generation older than him.

Even if it's for the second uncle's face, it doesn't matter if you call him a name.

So he replied with a smile: "Uncle Mingfa, right? My second uncle always talks about you, and often says that you are very loyal. Come and sit in the house!"

Li Mingfa felt like he was going to float to the sky after being called by this uncle!
Even more exciting than being allowed by the goddess in my heart to approach a senior dog licking within ten meters...

I was so excited that I didn't know what to say, so I said, "No, no, I'll talk to Brother Erhe, there's something wrong... Well, let's go out and talk, so we won't disturb your practice..."

Yan Changqing was at a loss, why did this buddy become like this?Stuttering all the words?
But it's none of his business, he smiled and continued to put on a posture and practice the stick.

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Yan Erhe and Li Mingfa walked aside, only to find that this man's eyes were red, a little strange: "What's the matter, you have to tell others behind your back? Are you still so polite?"

Li Mingfa calmed down for a while, and then sighed: "Brother Erhe, I can't take it anymore!"

"What?" Yan Erhe was even more surprised. "What can't you bear?"

"Do you know, what happened to me last night?" Li Mingfa sighed again, and then hesitated a bit. "I didn't fall asleep in the middle of the night last night. I always felt that I married a fairy-like wife and did a lot of great things..."

"Anyway, I feel that I have suddenly become very powerful. I can get whatever I want. I feel that my daughter-in-law is next to me, and I live in a high-rise building. I have turned on several light bulbs in the house... But in the blink of an eye, there is nothing. I became a beggar again... I didn't sleep all night!"

"Let me tell you, it must be the hometown in those ancestral graves... People are dissatisfied with our village and come to torment us every night. Even if I am a little fun, I am not doing anything wrong. Why are you cheating me like this?"

When Yan Erhe heard it, he began to ponder in his heart.

Is this what the nephew said about 'I can't ask for it'?
This guy in front of him has a big heart. He wants to marry a fairy-like wife and do big things?He can do big shit...

What the nephew seems to mean is that the so-called not getting what you want means that you think too much and still can't get it. It will have no effect on those who are satisfied, and those who are dissatisfied will feel uncomfortable after hearing it.

However, is it so uncomfortable?
Seeing his silence, Li Mingfa thought he didn't believe him: "I'm not lying to you, brother Erhe, it's true. You don't understand, anyway, it just makes you feel uncomfortable when you come back to your senses, it's more painful than a rabbit jumping on your feet. It's hard not to catch it..."

"It's not just me. You know the stone we played with? That guy had a fight with his wife early in the morning. It's not right. He was beaten up by his wife. I heard his wife said that he fell asleep and shouted. The name of a woman who had a blind date before, scratched his face when he got angry, his face was covered with blood..."

Yan Erhe was taken aback: "So ruthless? Why haven't I heard you say it before?"

"What an old stone can hold in the past!" Li Mingfa curled his lips. "Every day, he is coaxed by bullies, saying that his wife at home is as obedient as a dog. Who knows that he is a dog. He is not as good as a rabbit. His face is bloody when he is scratched, and he dare not fart."

"How do I know? The fourth brother next door said that he didn't dare to make a sound when he was beaten, for fear that the neighbors would hear it. The fourth brother heard something wrong, and he didn't agree to call him, pretending not to be at home! The fourth crawled What I saw from the wall..."

"Hehe, you old man, in the cold weather, wrapped in a small quilt, stood at the door of the main room, didn't say anything when he was beaten, and even advised his wife to beat and scold him in a low voice, so that the neighbors don't hear it, and save him some face. It's even more face-saving to be kicked out of the courtyard, hehe... The fourth child couldn't hold back his laughter and fell off the wall, almost breaking his leg!"

Just thinking about that scene, Yan Erhe was glad he didn't climb the wall to see it, otherwise he would have fallen off laughing.

Li Mingfa waited for him to finish laughing and then said: "It's not that I can't bear it alone in the village. The people who are tossing every day are either sleeping and dreaming or daydreaming with their eyes open. They are so dazed that they don't know if they are dreaming or not. No one can do it." , We discussed it with a few, and we are going to negotiate with the old family members in those fields..."

Yan Erhe was startled on the spot: "Well, how about a negotiation method?"

Li Mingfa said viciously: "Don't talk about what can be done, the paper money is also burned, and they have never lost their share during the festivals. Even if there are some people in the village who are not filial, they can't be beaten to death, right? This is going to send us to the village. Tossing to death..."

"We've made up our minds. Brothers have gone out to borrow guns today. I came to Brother Erhe because I wanted to borrow your guns. This is also called the gift before the soldiers. After the gift money is delivered, it's still a toss, even if it's..."

Yan Erhe couldn't take it anymore: "Stop it, stop it, you came here to borrow a gun, and tonight I will negotiate with your...what?"

It sounds amazing to heaven!

I have heard a lot of negotiating with people, but it is really the first time I have negotiated with ghosts.

However, Yan Erhe could see that these people were really uncomfortable. He thought for a while and asked, "Are you the only ones who are torturing this matter? The old people in the village don't say anything?"

"They don't even dare to fart. They know to burn paper early in the morning." Li Mingfa said angrily. "If burning paper works, it will work on the first day!"

Yan Erhe didn't know what to do, so he thought for a while and said, "Well, I'll go there tonight too, and it would be better if there were more gunmen."

Li Mingfa couldn't guess that Yan Erhe was planning to serve as his nephew's internal assistant. He was very moved now, but he felt that it was unfair: "Brother Erhe, this is a matter of our village, and besides, those old guys come back to make troubles." , I don't believe they can do anything to us descendants, but you..."

"You forgot, my wife's aunt is from your village!" Yan Erhe expressed that he was not afraid, with a chivalrous and courageous expression on his face. "We are in a few nearby villages, as long as you are willing to talk, no one can find a relative. It's almost the same, don't be afraid! Maybe there are people who are not too close, and they will restrain themselves..."

Li Mingfa was so moved, he thanked and swore how he would repay him in the future, and at the end he was very embarrassed, and said hesitantly: "Brother Erhe, I remember that the sixth son lives alone, right? Let me go to his place to sleep for a while." Is it okay? I haven't slept well these days, and I plan to stay up late at night, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold on..."

"Okay, why not!" Yan Erhe reached out and grabbed his shoulder. "Walk around, go to his place, we two will guard you, you can sleep well before we talk..."

(End of this chapter)