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Chapter 117
The words of the River God surprised Fatty and the others.

These words don't sound like a lie, after all, Zhang Dong also said at the time that he was pushed to the shore by a force.

In other words, it was the river god who saved Zhang Dong, which meant that although the old man was a bit cunning and lecherous, at least his temperament was not bad.

At this moment, Yan Qilin suddenly thought of something, looked at the God of the River and asked in a deep voice:

"Why does your voice sound familiar?"

Yan Qilin's words seemed to have hit the river god's weakness, making him flustered.

Fatty also nodded quickly, looked at River God suspiciously and said:

"Don't tell me, your voice..."

Fatty tried his best to recall this distinctive and somewhat familiar voice.

Within a few seconds, the fat man raised his head abruptly, looked at the God of the River and said in a stern voice:
"I remembered, in the hospital!

Tell me honestly, was it you who threatened us outside the mortuary door of Lin'an City Hospital that day? "

The River God was obviously more flustered, and then he nodded helplessly and said:
"Yes, it's me."

"why?"

Ma Linger looked at the River God vigilantly, she was always more wary of the River God than Fatty and the others.

A bit of melancholy soon appeared on the face of the River God:
"I've already reminded you that this matter is beyond your control, but I didn't expect you to find it here anyway.

Although I don't know what the evil spirit is, I can tell from the aura it left behind that the evil spirit is very powerful, otherwise I wouldn't be able to miss any of the evil spirit's whereabouts. "

"Stop talking nonsense and play tricks!"

The fat man said angrily:

"What do you know about the disappearance of those corpses in the hospital?"

Now the river god seemed to give up resistance completely, and he was very cooperative when he asked any questions and answered them all.

"The disappearance of those corpses has nothing to do with me, I just saw those corpses lined up by the river to get on the ghost boat that day.

I felt strange and felt uneasy, so I went all the way to the hospital to see what was going on, but I didn't find anything, so I met you. "

The River God's answer is always like this, it sounds like he answered everything, but when he thinks about it, he doesn't answer anything at all.

"The force that intervened in the backtracking and made me uncheckable was also you?"

The fat man looked at the river god and asked step by step.

The River God seems calmer now, and there is even a bit of sincerity in his words:
"This is also for your own good. I interfered in your investigation and left a warning outside the door, just to fear that you would get deeper and deeper.

That evil spirit is very powerful, I have no ability to deal with it, but I don't want to harm you either.

I did it out of good intentions!But I don't want you to still blame me! "

At this moment, it looked aggrieved, as if it did a good deed but didn't get a good reward.

Although the answer of the River God made the three of them feel a little suspicious, it sounded like they couldn't find any flaws.

The three of them couldn't make up their minds for a while, and subconsciously turned their heads to look at Feng Yun.

But after looking at the three of them, Feng Yun immediately shook his head:

"Don't ask me, take your own ideas.

But as far as I know, the river god is right about one thing, that is, this kind of earth fairy is really useless without incense. "

Feng Yun's words caused the three of Fatty to think for a moment, and then Fatty dragged the River God into the back room, followed by Yan Qilin and Ma Ling'er.

It wasn't until this moment that Kong Jie came back to his senses. He looked at Feng Yun in astonishment and asked:
"Director Feng, who is this old man?

You keep calling him the God of the River, is that the word I understand? "

Feng Yun had no intention of hiding it from Kong Jie, so he nodded quickly:
"Mountains have mountain gods, and rivers have river gods.

It's just that this kind of god is often not in the immortal position.

Take this river god as an example, if it takes too long and there is no incense to worship, the river god will become a kappa.

Although there is only a one-letter difference, there is actually an earth-shaking difference.

The river god has the ability to keep one party safe when he receives incense and offerings.

But the kappa is a ghost that is causing trouble. Whether it is an earth fairy or a monster is often only a matter of people's thoughts. "

After hearing Feng Yun's words, Kong Jie was still in shock, completely unaware of what he wanted to ask.

Seeing Feng Yun also walking towards the house, Kong Jie couldn't help but follow along with curiosity. Now he has a different view on people like the polling bureau.

I am even more curious about these people, what will they do next?
Fatty and the others who brought the river god into the house kept asking questions. Every time the river god answered with sincerity, it didn't look like he was lying.

From the many questions answered by the River God, Fatty and the others gradually sorted out a train of thought.

"In other words, there is indeed a ghost ship in this Yong'an River, but even this old man has never seen any evil spirits.

Based on what the old man said earlier, when he saw the corpses coming out of the hospital, they boarded ghost boats by the river.

Can we make a basic judgment, that is:

Every time this ghost ship appears to pick up corpses? "

Ma Linger expressed her own analysis, and the fat man nodded after thinking about it:

"That's right, if there is a corpse, the ghost ship will come to pick it up.

If there is no corpse, they will make waves, drown the living, and then take the corpse away.

This is also the reason why the Department of Water Transportation did not find any corpses after salvaging for a long time. "

"Yes Yes Yes."

"exactly."

The old man Heshen kept nodding beside him as if talking about a cross talk.

When he heard the rise, he even sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, grabbed the peanut next to him and stuffed it into his mouth.

It wasn't until the fat man glared at him at the old river god that he realized that he quickly threw away the peanut shells in his hand, and put on an honest look again.

Looking at this scene, the fat man pointed at the old man of the river god with hatred and said:

"You have subverted all my imagination of the river god. Have you always been so wretched?"

Hearing this, the God of the River immediately said with some displeasure:

"I used to be a spirited young man, but I have become what I am now because I haven't offered incense for many years.

The last time I received incense offerings, I don't know when it happened.

At that time, the status of the river god was still very high, and he could eat two pig heads in three days. Although I was not spiritual at that time, at least I was respected.

Unlike now, although I was born with spiritual wisdom, no one worships the river god anymore, and some people even urinate in front of my house! "

Speaking of anger, the old man was shaking all over, as if he would fall apart at any moment.

The fat man simply ignored him, but looked at Yan Qilin and the two again and said:
"Let's finish the business first, it seems that what this old man said doesn't seem to be false.

According to what he said, maybe we can find a way to lure this ghost ship out.

When we get on the ghost ship, we won't know where this ghost ship will take us, and then the evil spirit that is causing trouble will probably show its true face.

But, how to draw it out? "

Hearing this, the two fell into deep thought, but it only took a moment for Ma Ling'er to have an idea, her eyes lit up, and she said:
"Since all the weddings have been done, let's do another funeral, using the ancient river burial for the funeral.

Maybe this way we can lure the ghost ship, and everything will fall into place after that. "

"feasible!"

Yan Qilin at the side also nodded.

"Okay, let's do this..."

Fatty, who was about to talk about the detailed plan, suddenly noticed Ma Linger and Yan Qilin, and once again looked at him with a strange look.

After the last experience, the fat man frowned incredulously:
"Isn't it? Are you planning to be alone?
I just got married today, and I have a funeral tomorrow? "

Ma Linger suddenly smiled sweetly:
"Who told you to be our captain? Those who can do more work. Aren't we all inferior to you?"

Yan Qilin on the side nodded again, the fat man blushed, but he couldn't say a word.

After a while, the fat man sighed helplessly:

"Who told me to be the captain, I'm already married, and I still have to lie in a coffin?
But you two have to take care of this old thing, I always think he is very ghostly, don't let him run away if you are not careful. "

However, before Yan Qilin and Ma Linger could respond, the River God shook his head quickly:

"I won't run, don't worry, I definitely won't run!"

Needless to say, the river god said he would not run if he said he would not run, not only would he not run, but he would also walk back and forth, looking very attentive.

Fatty and the three saw this in their eyes, and they were really puzzled.

"It's a ridiculous thing for such a guy to be a river god."

Fatty looked at the figure of the River God and muttered something, Yan Qilin and Ma Linger rarely had any doubts about this, and nodded in agreement.

Under Fatty's command, the River God tore down the red silks and satins that decorated the yard one after another, and packed the red lanterns and red candles into boxes.

This happy event was originally held to attract the river god, so naturally it is useless now.

What happened that night made Kong Jie's eyes wide open, and every time Su Yun answered his questions, these answers only made Kong Jie more confused and curious.

Just after dawn, the fat man came to Kong Jie and handed him a list.

Since what we have to do today is a funeral, we naturally need to prepare some related things.

After the villagers got up one after another, they soon noticed an extremely weird scene.

Last night, the Zhang family was full of lights and festivities, but today Bai Ling was hung at the door.

The two lanterns at the original entrance have now become white lanterns with black sacrificial characters written on them.

The villagers were very confused by this, and they were completely confused.

Have a funeral just after the wedding?
This family is miserable enough...

At the same time, Fatty and the others were also holding the River God, muttering something in the yard.

The river god's face was full of reluctance, and at the same time he waved his hands vigorously, refusing again and again.

The fat man obviously had no patience, he stared quickly, grabbed the collar of the river god and said:

"Did I show you too much face?

You don’t want to do this, and you don’t want to do that. Have you figured out your identity? "

For Fatty's persecution and God weeping and mourning, he said:

"I am a river god after all. Since ancient times, only people have worshiped gods. How can there be any reason for gods to worship people?
You asked me to go to every household to report funerals, how shameful it is. "

"Do you still know how to be ashamed?"

Ma Linger said with some contempt:

"It's a pity that you still have the nerve to call yourself a god, look at your appearance, how can you not look like a god?
Letting you go to report the funeral is not because we are bullying you, but because we are giving you a chance to make meritorious deeds.

The evil spirits are revived, you are lucky to become a river god, but connivance and control of the river frequently kills people, this is a serious crime of dereliction of duty.

How many heads do you have that can redeem your sins? "

Ma Linger's words really silenced the River God. Seeing this, the fat man hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, put on a smile, and acted like a nice guy:
"Old man, as long as you can make meritorious deeds, we promise not to embarrass you.

Maybe at that time, I can help you renew the incense, so that you can be a river god again. "

"Really?"

The River God was obviously very interested in this, he looked at Fatty eagerly, and Fatty nodded immediately:

"Of course it's true, if you lie to me, Wang Batian will die!"

With such a promise from Fatty, River God just gritted his teeth and nodded in agreement.

"So your name is Wang Batian? Then I will believe you once!"

Immediately afterwards, he walked towards the house, ready to change into the mourning clothes he had already prepared.

The River God didn't know, after he entered the house, Ma Ling'er came to Fatty's side with some doubts:

"Do you dare to swear this poisonous oath? Or is it true what you said?"

"What a fart!"

The fat man lowered his voice, and said solemnly:

"Where do we need any river gods these days? If it doesn't rain, we will artificially rain, and if there is a flood, we will artificially release the flood. Who would hold a river festival when they have nothing to do?
Furthermore, it has nothing to do with my king's return that Wang Batian will not die well. "

Ma Ling'er was stunned for a long time before she realized it, and then gave the fat man a thumbs up with a speechless expression:

"You are the worst person I have ever seen, not one of them..."

Soon a military vehicle stopped at the gate of Zhang's house, and then two soldiers lifted a coffin from the vehicle and put it in the yard.

These are all prepared by Fatty in advance. In his words, the red things have to be done lively, but the white things have to be done more miserable.

In order to be able to elicit the ghost ship, everything necessary for Baishi must be strictly implemented.

For example, the mourning shed being built in the yard, the coffin, and even the set of shrouds inside the coffin.

Of course, the posthumous photos are also indispensable, and soon a soldier took down a black and white photo from the car, and the photo was a fat man with a bitter face.

Looking at his black and white posthumous photos, the fat man's expression is very exciting.

It is difficult for ordinary people to experience this feeling. Seeing his own portrait is a different experience.

Since the gate of the Zhang family was closed at the moment, the villagers who joined in the fun could not see what was going on inside.

However, the bustling lights and festoons last night turned into plain white early this morning, and the villagers were naturally puzzled by this.

"What do you mean by this? The groom's officer used too much force last night?"

"But last night I waited for a long time and didn't see the bridegroom officer. This wedding is a bit evil."

"It doesn't matter if you just finish the red things and immediately do the white things..."

Some old people in the village were very jealous of this, and left the place in a hurry, and when they returned home, they even dipped wicker in water and slapped their bodies.

No one knows that the "dead" who is obsessed with funerals today is putting on that shroud by himself, making complaints about it while wearing it, and buying a size smaller.

The fat man who was wearing the shroud soon saw the River God coming out of the house in a white filial robe.

This made the fat man grin suddenly:
"Okay, I'm not the only one who suffers, I can think about it."

According to the rules passed down from ancient times, when someone dies in the family, the immediate relatives must report the funeral at every household.

The door can only be opened on this day, without regard to etiquette, the sooner the better, the harder the better.

Most people who heard this knock on the door knew that something had happened.

After opening the door, the mourner, no matter men, women, old or young, must kneel and kowtow.

With this head knocking, the big things of every household have to be put aside, and at the same time they have to rush to help as soon as possible.

And today the God of the River is obviously about to play the role of reporting the funeral, which is why he has always been extremely reluctant.

Every household went to kowtow, in his own opinion, he lost his status as a river god.

Although his life was miserable, but the so-called donkey does not fall, the river god also wants to save face.

But in order to be able to make up for the mistakes, plus the big pie drawn by the fat man, it is indeed very tempting.

Although the river god was reluctant, he quickly changed his clothes and was ready to go door-to-door to report the funeral.

Seeing that everything was ready, the fat man suddenly found that the incense burner in front of his portrait was empty.

Only then did the fat man remember:
"It's broken, I didn't buy incense, this is not a bad dish!"

Incense plays a very important role in funerals, especially Fatty and the others. The reason why this funeral is held this time is to attract ghost ships.

Incense is a means of communication, if there is no such means of communication, how can the evil spirit in the river know that something white has happened?

This point was Fatty's mistake, so at this moment, he also quickly thought about how to solve this matter.

"Otherwise, how about going to the villagers to borrow incense?"

Just when Fatty's voice fell, Feng Yun, who had been silent all this time, suddenly scolded:
"Nonsense, since ancient times, you have used incense to attract people's scolding!

There has always been a folk saying that worshiping Buddha does not burn incense, and worshiping is in vain. Therefore, there is no such thing as burning incense and worshiping Buddha.

At the same time, the blood inheritance of the family is also regarded as passing incense, who would be willing to lend you incense? "

(End of this chapter)