Three Kingdoms: I rely on system loopholes to survive
Chapter 4 Banquet
Chapter 4 Banquet (Revised)
It rained a little last night.
Perhaps it was because of the early cold, but even though it is September, it already has the meaning of cold and deep autumn.
The plants and trees in the yard were withered and withered by the autumn cold. After being infiltrated by the rain, the branches and grass leaves were washed away from dust and dust, and stretched again in the damp soil smell, giving them a little more freshness for no reason.
Zhong Ping was staring at the moss climbing up the steps in a daze.
It has only been a short month since Beiman Mountain was rescued, but the situation in the city is changing.
Dong Zhuo recruited He Jin's soldiers and horses, made Li Su lure Lv Bu, stabbed Ding Yuan to death, strengthened his troops and horses, and became more and more arrogant.
He had long wanted to abolish the establishment, and he was rampant in the court these days, and many officials were dissatisfied.
Zhong Ji belongs to the thorn in the ranks of dissatisfaction, every time he sees Dong Zhuo, he can't wait to spit or kick a few times.
"Evil thief! Rebel! Xiliang barbarian! Idiot!"
Kind of cursing.
Zhong Ping sighed, repeating these few words over and over again, his ears felt calloused, and his father's level of cursing stopped here.
But Chong Ping felt that it would be good to let his father scold him. After venting out, he wouldn't want to be tough with Dong Zhuo.
After Dong Zhuo brought up the matter of abolishing the establishment, Zhong Ji immediately went crazy when he returned home, rushing out with a sword in his hands to cut Dong Zhuo down.
Zhong Ping thought that his father didn't have any AC numbers in his heart. With your old arms and legs, what you knew was that you were going to rush to kill people, but those who didn't know thought you were going to give away the head.
Bai Qi didn't give it like that.
In order not to like to mention the big gift package of ransacking the family and exterminating the clan, Zhong Ping hugged Zhong Ji's thigh desperately and refused to let him go out.
Zhong Ping still knows his father.
Chong Ji is particularly prone to passion, he is more reckless than Li Kui when he gets excited, but when his excitement passes, he becomes rational again.
A few minutes later, Zhong Ji stroked his beard and became a gentleman again.
Zhongping was out of breath, and it took him a while to stand up.
This familiar feeling...
The last time I was so tired was catching big geese at my grandmother's house.
The way Zhong Ji tried to rush out was really like the big white goose that used to flutter under his hands.
"Father, think twice." Zhong Ping took a breath, and his brain was in a storm.
I have to quickly dispel this unreliable idea of my father.
"Dong Thief is powerful, and my father's move is tantamount to hitting a stone with an egg."
"Don't you know that as a father? As a Han official, the world eats Han Lu, now it's time to be loyal to the Han family, can you back down?"
Ah, that makes sense.
Zhong Ping shook his head, and continued to persuade: "Father, why don't you hide your strength and bide your time? Today, when my father stabbed Dong, he bled for five steps and laid down a corpse, but he couldn't hurt him at all."
"If the thief Dong is angry, he will wash the court with blood, and the loyal officials will be slaughtered, the people will be panicked, and the Han Dynasty will become more and more decadent."
"Father wants to do this, it will hurt the relatives, but the enemy will do it quickly?"
Zhong Ji was lost in thought.
After that, Zhong Ping never saw his father lift the sword again.
The price is that you always have a dead face on your face every day, and you will definitely feel weird when you meet Dong Zhuo.
For example, before Dong Zhuo said in the court that he was a loyal minister who saved his family, so it is not too much to ask for a general, right?
Zhong Ji knelt down with a "plop", brewing good emotions, and began to connotate.
Rescuing such things is the duty of a minister. Although my son is young and ignorant and happened to make some contributions, he also knows that this is a trivial matter, so he dare not accept His Majesty's reward.
It's not true that there are people who are not even as good as children, and can still put on an old face and rush to ask for a reward, right?
No, no, no?
The yin and yang leader Zhong Ji successfully broke Dong Zhuo's defense.
That day Dong Zhuo turned down with a dark face, he thought silently in his heart: sooner or later he will kill you old boy.
After Zhong Ping heard about his father's heroic deeds, he almost didn't stick out.
father!
You are my dear father!
You are not merciless at cheating on your son!
Later, Dong Zhuo took the former general himself, Zhong Ji was very upset, but there was nothing he could do.
Zhong Ping was very worried, he knew that his father must be on Dong Zhuo's blacklist, and he would be stabbed sooner or later.
"Man is a sword, I am a fish, what can I do for it!"
Zhong Ping stared at Moss, his thoughts diverged, and he tried hard to think of a way to break the situation.
Sure enough, I still have to kill Dong Zhuo to be at ease...
But I am a 12-year-old child, no, my birthday in the lunar calendar just passed yesterday, and today I should be 13 years old... What can I do if I want people and have no rights?
It's not the male lead in a male novel, who can summon all kinds of generals and advisers to help me fight...
Zhongping's thoughts moved.
It is possible to use the system to plan something, but to offer a plan, you have to be accepted by someone with high authority, how difficult is it?
There is no hair on the mouth, and the work is not fast.
At my age, who would trust my plans?
Do you want to go directly to Wang Yun's mansion and ask: "Situ also doesn't want to see the emperor being bullied in the palace?"
And then directly put the big set meal in Dong Zhuo's mouth?
It is feasible, but what if Dong Zhuo cuts off his father if the plan is half done?
The quickest way is to assassinate.
Speaking of which, I only have a little over two years to live, so why worry about it?
...Wait, I have more than two years left to live.
If Dong Zhuo wants to kill Dad, it makes no sense not to kill me too.
That is to say, if I died at the hands of Dong Zhuo, then Dong Zhuo would take at least a year before attacking Dad?
"Brother Tong, is your data accurate?"
"...The host, please don't doubt the accuracy of the system."
Well.
"Then if I commit suicide today, won't your lifespan be forfeited?"
"The remaining lifespan of the host is 2 years, 3 months, 8 hours and 13 minutes."
"During this period, the host's suicide behavior must fail."
Zhong Ping smiled: "That is to say, in this year, no matter how much I mess around, I won't die?"
The system is silent.
It found that this host was really good at exploiting loopholes.
Zhongping's mood instantly relaxed, hey, there is still one year left, and a set of anti-thief gift packages must be enough.
So, I should not have died at the hands of Dong Zhuo, did I die of illness?
It's fine if he dies suddenly, but if it's like the guy who died in the latrine because he couldn't eat new rice, it would be terrible.
Hiss... Forget it, let's try to offer advice on liver life.
Zhong Ping made up his mind, looked up again, and found Niu Fu lying on the ground picking up moss.
"...Uncle Niu, what are you doing?"
I have to say that Niu Fu's current posture is a bit eye-catching: pouting his buttocks and pouting his mouth, how wretched and wretched he can be.
"The villain sees Mr. Lang looking at the moss on the steps, thinking that Mr. Lang wants to go out, and he is afraid that the moss will be wet and slippery and stain his shoes, so he cleans it here."
Actually I'm just in a daze...
Zhong Ping looked at Niu Fu, and he always felt that this guy was too talented to be a nursing home.
Obviously, as long as he grows two mustaches and a mole on his face, he can become a dog-headed military adviser.
Now I'm serious about helping myself clean up the moss.
He really, I cried to death.
Provincial middle school
Dong Zhuo summoned Li Ru and asked, "Now that Luoyang is in my hands, how is it possible to propose abolishing the establishment again?"
Although Dong Zhuo's questioning was successful, his expression was haughty and his words revealed arrogance, as if he was sure that he could succeed.
Using Li Ru's strategy, recruiting Lu Bu, assassinating Ding Yuan, and recruiting soldiers from Bingzhou, there is indeed no soldier in Luoyang who can compete with Dong Zhuo.
Seeing this, Li Ru knew it well, thought for a moment, and said, "The time has come."
"My lord can invite hundreds of officials to a banquet, display the soldiers, and coerce them with force, and the matter of abolition and establishment can be determined."
Dong Zhuo nodded slightly, and held a banquet in the province the next day, with all the officials present.
During the banquet, Lv Bu held Fang Tian's painted halberd, flowered robe and light armor, and led more than a thousand soldiers with knives at their waists to attend Dong Zhuo.
Seeing this, Grand Tutor Yuan Kui, Situ Wang Yun and others knew that the banquet would not be a good one. Dong Zhuo was afraid that he could not wait to abolish Emperor Shao and set up another king, Chenliu.
Wang Yun's fingers in the sleeves trembled slightly.
Yuan Kai seemed to inadvertently glance at Yuan Shao below.
"Why don't you guys drink it? Could it be that this Xiliang turbid wine cannot enter the mouth of Luoyang Gongqing?"
Dong Zhuo's eyes widened, and his beard became more curly with the ferocity of his face.
The Gongqing sitting in the front row was still able to maintain his demeanor and his face was calm.
The officials in the back were terrified by the sudden anger, so they picked up the wine jue and poured down the wine, and dared not make a sound when they were choked.
The steadfastness on Dong Zhuo's face dissipated a bit, he clapped his hands, and a dozen graceful dancers walked in one after another.
The beautiful eyes flow to see, and Luo Yi follows the wind.
Zhong Ji frowned and muttered angrily about Cheng Hede.
He also realized that the purpose of Dong Zhuo's banquet today was not pure, and he must have a plan. At this time, he resisted the urge to confront him face to face, and waited for Dong Zhuo to see him.
"Why, this beauty is not to your liking?"
Dong Zhuo waved his hand, and the soldiers around him immediately drew their swords, and the moon fell and the flowers fell in an instant, and the beauties didn't even have time to scream, and they all turned into dead souls under the sword.
Dong Zhuo laughed loudly, and ordered his left and right to fill up the blood with 罍, put it on the table, fill a glass, and after drinking, he praised: "Good wine! No wonder you don't want to drink my wine from Xiliang. Come here, give me this fine wine. Pass it on to drink with you all!"
The whole hall was silent, everyone looked at the blood and wine on the case, and all of them changed color.
Dong Zhuo looked around, showing a bit of complacency: "Today's people are mediocre and cowardly, not a virtuous lord. I intend to abolish the emperor as the Hongnong king and make Chenliu the emperor. What do you think?"
Wang Yun's thin fingers slowly smoothed the cuffs.
Dong Zhuo is a traitor.
I will get rid of it.
Yuan Kai narrowed his eyes and remained calm.
"If you don't follow..." Lu Bu who was beside Dong Zhuo took half a step forward, the painted halberd in his hand was shining coldly.
Zhong Ji was dazed for a long time before he recovered.
He exploded directly.
Rebel!villain!ordinary man!Barbarian!
Don't let anyone stop me, I will hack this turtle to death! ! !
(End of this chapter)
It rained a little last night.
Perhaps it was because of the early cold, but even though it is September, it already has the meaning of cold and deep autumn.
The plants and trees in the yard were withered and withered by the autumn cold. After being infiltrated by the rain, the branches and grass leaves were washed away from dust and dust, and stretched again in the damp soil smell, giving them a little more freshness for no reason.
Zhong Ping was staring at the moss climbing up the steps in a daze.
It has only been a short month since Beiman Mountain was rescued, but the situation in the city is changing.
Dong Zhuo recruited He Jin's soldiers and horses, made Li Su lure Lv Bu, stabbed Ding Yuan to death, strengthened his troops and horses, and became more and more arrogant.
He had long wanted to abolish the establishment, and he was rampant in the court these days, and many officials were dissatisfied.
Zhong Ji belongs to the thorn in the ranks of dissatisfaction, every time he sees Dong Zhuo, he can't wait to spit or kick a few times.
"Evil thief! Rebel! Xiliang barbarian! Idiot!"
Kind of cursing.
Zhong Ping sighed, repeating these few words over and over again, his ears felt calloused, and his father's level of cursing stopped here.
But Chong Ping felt that it would be good to let his father scold him. After venting out, he wouldn't want to be tough with Dong Zhuo.
After Dong Zhuo brought up the matter of abolishing the establishment, Zhong Ji immediately went crazy when he returned home, rushing out with a sword in his hands to cut Dong Zhuo down.
Zhong Ping thought that his father didn't have any AC numbers in his heart. With your old arms and legs, what you knew was that you were going to rush to kill people, but those who didn't know thought you were going to give away the head.
Bai Qi didn't give it like that.
In order not to like to mention the big gift package of ransacking the family and exterminating the clan, Zhong Ping hugged Zhong Ji's thigh desperately and refused to let him go out.
Zhong Ping still knows his father.
Chong Ji is particularly prone to passion, he is more reckless than Li Kui when he gets excited, but when his excitement passes, he becomes rational again.
A few minutes later, Zhong Ji stroked his beard and became a gentleman again.
Zhongping was out of breath, and it took him a while to stand up.
This familiar feeling...
The last time I was so tired was catching big geese at my grandmother's house.
The way Zhong Ji tried to rush out was really like the big white goose that used to flutter under his hands.
"Father, think twice." Zhong Ping took a breath, and his brain was in a storm.
I have to quickly dispel this unreliable idea of my father.
"Dong Thief is powerful, and my father's move is tantamount to hitting a stone with an egg."
"Don't you know that as a father? As a Han official, the world eats Han Lu, now it's time to be loyal to the Han family, can you back down?"
Ah, that makes sense.
Zhong Ping shook his head, and continued to persuade: "Father, why don't you hide your strength and bide your time? Today, when my father stabbed Dong, he bled for five steps and laid down a corpse, but he couldn't hurt him at all."
"If the thief Dong is angry, he will wash the court with blood, and the loyal officials will be slaughtered, the people will be panicked, and the Han Dynasty will become more and more decadent."
"Father wants to do this, it will hurt the relatives, but the enemy will do it quickly?"
Zhong Ji was lost in thought.
After that, Zhong Ping never saw his father lift the sword again.
The price is that you always have a dead face on your face every day, and you will definitely feel weird when you meet Dong Zhuo.
For example, before Dong Zhuo said in the court that he was a loyal minister who saved his family, so it is not too much to ask for a general, right?
Zhong Ji knelt down with a "plop", brewing good emotions, and began to connotate.
Rescuing such things is the duty of a minister. Although my son is young and ignorant and happened to make some contributions, he also knows that this is a trivial matter, so he dare not accept His Majesty's reward.
It's not true that there are people who are not even as good as children, and can still put on an old face and rush to ask for a reward, right?
No, no, no?
The yin and yang leader Zhong Ji successfully broke Dong Zhuo's defense.
That day Dong Zhuo turned down with a dark face, he thought silently in his heart: sooner or later he will kill you old boy.
After Zhong Ping heard about his father's heroic deeds, he almost didn't stick out.
father!
You are my dear father!
You are not merciless at cheating on your son!
Later, Dong Zhuo took the former general himself, Zhong Ji was very upset, but there was nothing he could do.
Zhong Ping was very worried, he knew that his father must be on Dong Zhuo's blacklist, and he would be stabbed sooner or later.
"Man is a sword, I am a fish, what can I do for it!"
Zhong Ping stared at Moss, his thoughts diverged, and he tried hard to think of a way to break the situation.
Sure enough, I still have to kill Dong Zhuo to be at ease...
But I am a 12-year-old child, no, my birthday in the lunar calendar just passed yesterday, and today I should be 13 years old... What can I do if I want people and have no rights?
It's not the male lead in a male novel, who can summon all kinds of generals and advisers to help me fight...
Zhongping's thoughts moved.
It is possible to use the system to plan something, but to offer a plan, you have to be accepted by someone with high authority, how difficult is it?
There is no hair on the mouth, and the work is not fast.
At my age, who would trust my plans?
Do you want to go directly to Wang Yun's mansion and ask: "Situ also doesn't want to see the emperor being bullied in the palace?"
And then directly put the big set meal in Dong Zhuo's mouth?
It is feasible, but what if Dong Zhuo cuts off his father if the plan is half done?
The quickest way is to assassinate.
Speaking of which, I only have a little over two years to live, so why worry about it?
...Wait, I have more than two years left to live.
If Dong Zhuo wants to kill Dad, it makes no sense not to kill me too.
That is to say, if I died at the hands of Dong Zhuo, then Dong Zhuo would take at least a year before attacking Dad?
"Brother Tong, is your data accurate?"
"...The host, please don't doubt the accuracy of the system."
Well.
"Then if I commit suicide today, won't your lifespan be forfeited?"
"The remaining lifespan of the host is 2 years, 3 months, 8 hours and 13 minutes."
"During this period, the host's suicide behavior must fail."
Zhong Ping smiled: "That is to say, in this year, no matter how much I mess around, I won't die?"
The system is silent.
It found that this host was really good at exploiting loopholes.
Zhongping's mood instantly relaxed, hey, there is still one year left, and a set of anti-thief gift packages must be enough.
So, I should not have died at the hands of Dong Zhuo, did I die of illness?
It's fine if he dies suddenly, but if it's like the guy who died in the latrine because he couldn't eat new rice, it would be terrible.
Hiss... Forget it, let's try to offer advice on liver life.
Zhong Ping made up his mind, looked up again, and found Niu Fu lying on the ground picking up moss.
"...Uncle Niu, what are you doing?"
I have to say that Niu Fu's current posture is a bit eye-catching: pouting his buttocks and pouting his mouth, how wretched and wretched he can be.
"The villain sees Mr. Lang looking at the moss on the steps, thinking that Mr. Lang wants to go out, and he is afraid that the moss will be wet and slippery and stain his shoes, so he cleans it here."
Actually I'm just in a daze...
Zhong Ping looked at Niu Fu, and he always felt that this guy was too talented to be a nursing home.
Obviously, as long as he grows two mustaches and a mole on his face, he can become a dog-headed military adviser.
Now I'm serious about helping myself clean up the moss.
He really, I cried to death.
Provincial middle school
Dong Zhuo summoned Li Ru and asked, "Now that Luoyang is in my hands, how is it possible to propose abolishing the establishment again?"
Although Dong Zhuo's questioning was successful, his expression was haughty and his words revealed arrogance, as if he was sure that he could succeed.
Using Li Ru's strategy, recruiting Lu Bu, assassinating Ding Yuan, and recruiting soldiers from Bingzhou, there is indeed no soldier in Luoyang who can compete with Dong Zhuo.
Seeing this, Li Ru knew it well, thought for a moment, and said, "The time has come."
"My lord can invite hundreds of officials to a banquet, display the soldiers, and coerce them with force, and the matter of abolition and establishment can be determined."
Dong Zhuo nodded slightly, and held a banquet in the province the next day, with all the officials present.
During the banquet, Lv Bu held Fang Tian's painted halberd, flowered robe and light armor, and led more than a thousand soldiers with knives at their waists to attend Dong Zhuo.
Seeing this, Grand Tutor Yuan Kui, Situ Wang Yun and others knew that the banquet would not be a good one. Dong Zhuo was afraid that he could not wait to abolish Emperor Shao and set up another king, Chenliu.
Wang Yun's fingers in the sleeves trembled slightly.
Yuan Kai seemed to inadvertently glance at Yuan Shao below.
"Why don't you guys drink it? Could it be that this Xiliang turbid wine cannot enter the mouth of Luoyang Gongqing?"
Dong Zhuo's eyes widened, and his beard became more curly with the ferocity of his face.
The Gongqing sitting in the front row was still able to maintain his demeanor and his face was calm.
The officials in the back were terrified by the sudden anger, so they picked up the wine jue and poured down the wine, and dared not make a sound when they were choked.
The steadfastness on Dong Zhuo's face dissipated a bit, he clapped his hands, and a dozen graceful dancers walked in one after another.
The beautiful eyes flow to see, and Luo Yi follows the wind.
Zhong Ji frowned and muttered angrily about Cheng Hede.
He also realized that the purpose of Dong Zhuo's banquet today was not pure, and he must have a plan. At this time, he resisted the urge to confront him face to face, and waited for Dong Zhuo to see him.
"Why, this beauty is not to your liking?"
Dong Zhuo waved his hand, and the soldiers around him immediately drew their swords, and the moon fell and the flowers fell in an instant, and the beauties didn't even have time to scream, and they all turned into dead souls under the sword.
Dong Zhuo laughed loudly, and ordered his left and right to fill up the blood with 罍, put it on the table, fill a glass, and after drinking, he praised: "Good wine! No wonder you don't want to drink my wine from Xiliang. Come here, give me this fine wine. Pass it on to drink with you all!"
The whole hall was silent, everyone looked at the blood and wine on the case, and all of them changed color.
Dong Zhuo looked around, showing a bit of complacency: "Today's people are mediocre and cowardly, not a virtuous lord. I intend to abolish the emperor as the Hongnong king and make Chenliu the emperor. What do you think?"
Wang Yun's thin fingers slowly smoothed the cuffs.
Dong Zhuo is a traitor.
I will get rid of it.
Yuan Kai narrowed his eyes and remained calm.
"If you don't follow..." Lu Bu who was beside Dong Zhuo took half a step forward, the painted halberd in his hand was shining coldly.
Zhong Ji was dazed for a long time before he recovered.
He exploded directly.
Rebel!villain!ordinary man!Barbarian!
Don't let anyone stop me, I will hack this turtle to death! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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