my queen is childish
Chapter 13: Human-Dog War
Yin Shengfeng seems to be in a particularly good mood today.Eunuch Gao, who had been serving Yin Shengfeng all this time, looked at the emperor's slightly smiling expression, and thought to himself: Strange, I've been by the emperor's side today, it seems that nothing so happy has happened?Moreover, the memorial that the emperor is reading is about the disaster situation in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. The emperor has always been a good emperor who worries about the country and the people. Shouldn't he be frowning now?
Why is Yin Chengfeng in such a good mood?Ladies and gentlemen, listen to me one by one:
In other words, last night Yin Shengfeng carried Wu Yi to the bed (harmony), and as soon as Wu Yi touched the bed, he immediately broke away from his embrace, shrank to the side of the bed in fear, and wrapped himself tightly with the quilt.
Seeing Wu Yi's terrified expression, Yin Chengfeng said angrily, "Woman, what are you doing?"
"What do you think?" Wu Yi wanted to speak confidently, but after seeing Yin Chengfeng's fierce eyes, she shrank back into the quilt in fear, and said timidly, "Your Majesty, Wu Yi's bed is uncomfortable to sleep on. You'd better go somewhere else tonight."
"Oh? Are you uncomfortable? Didn't you sleep comfortably just now? You didn't even wake up when I came." Wu Yi was speechless, and could only look at Yin Chengfeng pitifully.Yin Chengfeng looked at her expression, bent down, moved his body close to Wu Yi, and said charmingly: "Could it be that the queen still wants me to punish you for the crime of deceiving the emperor?"
Seeing Yin Chengfeng getting closer and closer to her, Wu Yi was really terrified now, and shook her head quickly.
"What is the queen afraid of?" She said as she wanted to tear off the quilt wrapped around Wu Yi's body.Wu Yi grabbed the quilt tightly and said, "I'm not afraid anymore."
"Then why wrap yourself in a quilt?" He said and pulled the quilt with his hands.
Grabbing the quilt desperately, he cursed secretly in his heart: Bastard, I didn't do this to guard against you!
"I am cold."
"Really, so the empress is cold." A strange smile appeared on Yin Chengfeng's face, making Wu Yi shudder.Yin Shengfeng moved his body close to Wu Yi again, and then whispered in Wu Yi's ear: "If it's cold, will it be warmer if we sleep together?" Then before Wu Yi could react, he pulled the quilt and pressed Wu Yi fall.Just when Wu Yi finally reacted to what happened just now and wanted to scream, her lips were tightly sealed by Yin Shengfeng again, unable to make any sound in a daze.
Wu Yi widened her eyes in horror, praying that Yin Shengfeng would not do anything to her.Although she was his wife, they were not in love, and it was wrong to do that kind of thing.Yin Shengfeng, please, don't treat me like this.Tears rolled in Wu Yi's eyes, and she looked at Yin Chengfeng with some despair.
Yin Chengfeng, who was immersed in this kiss, suddenly let go of Wu Yi, and said angrily, "Sleep."
Wu Yi looked at Yin Chengfeng in astonishment, and said, "You won't do anything to me again, will you?"
"Hmph! Woman, do you think you are beautiful or something? I'm not interested in you."
"Oh, that's good." Wu Yi pouted angrily.Eating her tofu still hurt her like this, since she is not interested in her, why do you still eat tofu?Wu Yi really wanted to kick this man who was turning his back on her.Getting angry before bed isn't good for sleep, though.Wu Yi suppressed the anger in her heart, lay down and fell asleep.
Feeling Wu Yi lying down, Yin Shengfeng began to sort out his thoughts.In fact, he really wanted her just now.However, she was afraid, and he could see her fear.She was not afraid that he would punish her for deceiving the emperor, but she was afraid that he would violate her.Facing his deliberately making things difficult, she faced it with a smile, but, facing his uncontrollable kiss, she was so afraid that she was about to shed tears.What on earth are you thinking, woman?
Yin Chengfeng fell asleep thinking about it.He who had always been a light sleeper woke up early.It's just that now his waist is surrounded by a pair of hands, and his leg has another leg straddling it.
That's right, Wu Yi's current action is the standard action of hugging a huge cuddling bear.
Gently pulling away Wu Yi's hands and feet, fearing that she would be woken up, Yin Chengfeng covered Wu Yi with the quilt again.Maybe even Yin Chengfeng didn't realize that his movements were so soft and gentle.
Get out of bed, get dressed, and take another look at the person in bed (harmony).She is indeed not a beauty, at best she is a pretty person with a slight smile on her childish face.Yin Chengfeng leaned over, planted a kiss on her forehead, and said softly, "Girl, I'll come to you again at night."
"Yeah." Wu Yi answered unconsciously in her sleep.Hearing Wu Yi's answer, Yin Chengfeng was taken aback for a moment, then said with an evil smile: "Woman, I won't let you off tonight."
All this, our heroine has no idea.
Yin Shengfeng, who was immersed in memories, realized that he might really not be able to concentrate on correcting the memorial, so he asked Eunuch Gao who was waiting on the side: "What time is it?"
"If you go back to the emperor, it's already the second watch."
"Is it this late already?" She must be asleep now.Thinking of Wu Yi's sleeping appearance, Yin Chengfeng couldn't help but smile.
When Eunuch Gao saw the emperor's smile, Monk Zhang Er was even more puzzled.What happened to the emperor today?
"Dare to ask which imperial concubine the emperor is going to visit tonight, so this old slave can inform me."
"No need, let's set up Fenglai Palace now."
……
In Fenglai Palace, Wu Yi just hugged Xiao Hei and fell asleep.Suddenly, Xiao Hei opened his eyes, raised his head, moved his ears, and kept looking at the door.
Wu Yi saw Xiao Hei get up, rubbed his eyes and said, "What's wrong with Xiao Hei?"
"Woof~" Xiao Hei yelled at the door twice.Thinking about how many times better this dog's hearing and vision are than humans, it is estimated that Xiao Hei already knows that there are many people coming to Fenglai Palace.It's just that our nervous heroine doesn't know it yet.
"Shh~" covered Xiao Hei's mouth, "Xiao Hei is very late, don't bark, it will wake others up."
As the saying goes: If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.I have to add one more sentence today: If you don’t listen to the loyal dog, you will suffer in front of your eyes.
When Wu Yi heard that the emperor was coming, her heart skipped a beat.Why is he here again!Wu Yi got out of bed, and Xiao Hei also wanted to jump out of bed, but Wu Yi insisted on stopping him. "If you get off the ground, your paws will get dirty again, and you won't be able to sleep with me later."
And what Yin Shengfeng saw when he entered the door was Wu Yi patting a dog's head dotingly, saying this with a smile.
Yin Chengfeng was inexplicably angry.Does this woman have to keep ignoring his existence? "Hey, woman, what are you doing?"
"Return to the emperor, I'm coaxing my dog to sleep." Wu Yi bowed to Xiang, and said unhurriedly.If she is rude, it is estimated that the emperor will punish her for rudeness again.Wu Yi secretly despised Yin Chengfeng in her heart.
"Where did this dog come from?"
"It was given to me by my mother." Wu Yi answered truthfully.
"Who allowed you to let it lie on it?" Yin Shengfeng said angrily.
"Isn't it possible?" Seeing Yin Chengfeng's increasingly gloomy face, Wu Yi whispered.
"No!" Yin Shengfeng growled.
"Then I'll just hold it down! Why are you so fierce." Wu Yi muttered like an unconvinced child.Resentfully picked up the dog, but did not put it down.
"Do you want to hold it all the time?" Seeing Wu Yi holding the dog all the time, Yin Chengfeng was very displeased.
"Put it down, its paws will be dirty and I won't be able to sleep with it."
"I won't sleep with a dog!" Woman, you'd better be sensible and stop making me angry!
"I mean I slept with Xiao Hei, not you and Xiao Hei." Wu Yi corrected.
"Woman, what on earth do you want to do!" He was already on the verge of collapse.
"Uh... I want to say, if the emperor must sleep here with me, I will give you the bed, and Xiao Hei and I can sleep on the floor."
Yin Shengfeng didn't want to have any more pointless fights with Wu Yi, so he picked up Wu Yi and his dog without saying a word, and threw him on the bed (harmony).He said coldly: "Sleep."
"Huh? Didn't you say you won't sleep with Xiao Hei?" Wu Yi said in a daze.
"Woman, if you don't want your dog to die, just shut up." As soon as Yin Shengfeng said this, Xiao Hei barked fiercely. "Wow, woof!"
"If you dare to hurt Xiao Hei, I will never end with you!" Wu Yi said seriously.
"Woman, don't forget your identity!"
"Xiao Hei, let's ignore him." As he said, he hugged Xiao Hei in his arms, and Xiao Hei shrank obediently into Wu Yi's arms.Looking at this scene, Yin Chengfeng couldn't help feeling angry again.This damn woman is so close to the dog.Stinky dog, believe it or not, I will kill you.Yin Chengfeng stared at Xiao Hei viciously.And Xiao Hei felt the murderous aura, and stared at Yin Chengfeng viciously, and let out a low growl of "Aw".
Wu Yi, who had already closed his eyes and slept, did not see the battle between the eyes of a person and a dog, but patted Xiao Hei's head in a daze, and said, "Xiao Hei is good, you are asleep." Hearing what the master said, Xiao Hei He didn't make a sound, but he still kept staring at Yin Shengfeng.
The battle between Yin Shengfeng and Xiao Hei is not over yet...
Yin Shengfeng wanted to hug Wu Yi, but Xiao Hei just slept between him and Wu Yi.Yin Shengfeng wanted to throw it on the ground, but Wu Yi felt that someone wanted to take Xiao Hei away, so he held Xiao Hei in his arms behind his back.Yin Shengfeng's "trick" failed in the end.
Yin Shengfeng's face was so dark that it couldn't get any darker.He didn't know why he agreed to sleep with a dog, didn't know why he, as the king of a country, would be jealous of a dog, didn't know that he had the opportunity to throw the dog to the ground, but because he was afraid of waking up Wu Yi, So he continued to endure a dog between him and Wu Yi.
In short, Yin Shengfeng slept quite depressed this night.
Author: Long Live Harmony.Sad harmonizer, why do you always have trouble with me about the word "on the bed (harmony)".Caused me to read word by word o(︶︿︶)o so depressed~~~
Why is Yin Chengfeng in such a good mood?Ladies and gentlemen, listen to me one by one:
In other words, last night Yin Shengfeng carried Wu Yi to the bed (harmony), and as soon as Wu Yi touched the bed, he immediately broke away from his embrace, shrank to the side of the bed in fear, and wrapped himself tightly with the quilt.
Seeing Wu Yi's terrified expression, Yin Chengfeng said angrily, "Woman, what are you doing?"
"What do you think?" Wu Yi wanted to speak confidently, but after seeing Yin Chengfeng's fierce eyes, she shrank back into the quilt in fear, and said timidly, "Your Majesty, Wu Yi's bed is uncomfortable to sleep on. You'd better go somewhere else tonight."
"Oh? Are you uncomfortable? Didn't you sleep comfortably just now? You didn't even wake up when I came." Wu Yi was speechless, and could only look at Yin Chengfeng pitifully.Yin Chengfeng looked at her expression, bent down, moved his body close to Wu Yi, and said charmingly: "Could it be that the queen still wants me to punish you for the crime of deceiving the emperor?"
Seeing Yin Chengfeng getting closer and closer to her, Wu Yi was really terrified now, and shook her head quickly.
"What is the queen afraid of?" She said as she wanted to tear off the quilt wrapped around Wu Yi's body.Wu Yi grabbed the quilt tightly and said, "I'm not afraid anymore."
"Then why wrap yourself in a quilt?" He said and pulled the quilt with his hands.
Grabbing the quilt desperately, he cursed secretly in his heart: Bastard, I didn't do this to guard against you!
"I am cold."
"Really, so the empress is cold." A strange smile appeared on Yin Chengfeng's face, making Wu Yi shudder.Yin Shengfeng moved his body close to Wu Yi again, and then whispered in Wu Yi's ear: "If it's cold, will it be warmer if we sleep together?" Then before Wu Yi could react, he pulled the quilt and pressed Wu Yi fall.Just when Wu Yi finally reacted to what happened just now and wanted to scream, her lips were tightly sealed by Yin Shengfeng again, unable to make any sound in a daze.
Wu Yi widened her eyes in horror, praying that Yin Shengfeng would not do anything to her.Although she was his wife, they were not in love, and it was wrong to do that kind of thing.Yin Shengfeng, please, don't treat me like this.Tears rolled in Wu Yi's eyes, and she looked at Yin Chengfeng with some despair.
Yin Chengfeng, who was immersed in this kiss, suddenly let go of Wu Yi, and said angrily, "Sleep."
Wu Yi looked at Yin Chengfeng in astonishment, and said, "You won't do anything to me again, will you?"
"Hmph! Woman, do you think you are beautiful or something? I'm not interested in you."
"Oh, that's good." Wu Yi pouted angrily.Eating her tofu still hurt her like this, since she is not interested in her, why do you still eat tofu?Wu Yi really wanted to kick this man who was turning his back on her.Getting angry before bed isn't good for sleep, though.Wu Yi suppressed the anger in her heart, lay down and fell asleep.
Feeling Wu Yi lying down, Yin Shengfeng began to sort out his thoughts.In fact, he really wanted her just now.However, she was afraid, and he could see her fear.She was not afraid that he would punish her for deceiving the emperor, but she was afraid that he would violate her.Facing his deliberately making things difficult, she faced it with a smile, but, facing his uncontrollable kiss, she was so afraid that she was about to shed tears.What on earth are you thinking, woman?
Yin Chengfeng fell asleep thinking about it.He who had always been a light sleeper woke up early.It's just that now his waist is surrounded by a pair of hands, and his leg has another leg straddling it.
That's right, Wu Yi's current action is the standard action of hugging a huge cuddling bear.
Gently pulling away Wu Yi's hands and feet, fearing that she would be woken up, Yin Chengfeng covered Wu Yi with the quilt again.Maybe even Yin Chengfeng didn't realize that his movements were so soft and gentle.
Get out of bed, get dressed, and take another look at the person in bed (harmony).She is indeed not a beauty, at best she is a pretty person with a slight smile on her childish face.Yin Chengfeng leaned over, planted a kiss on her forehead, and said softly, "Girl, I'll come to you again at night."
"Yeah." Wu Yi answered unconsciously in her sleep.Hearing Wu Yi's answer, Yin Chengfeng was taken aback for a moment, then said with an evil smile: "Woman, I won't let you off tonight."
All this, our heroine has no idea.
Yin Shengfeng, who was immersed in memories, realized that he might really not be able to concentrate on correcting the memorial, so he asked Eunuch Gao who was waiting on the side: "What time is it?"
"If you go back to the emperor, it's already the second watch."
"Is it this late already?" She must be asleep now.Thinking of Wu Yi's sleeping appearance, Yin Chengfeng couldn't help but smile.
When Eunuch Gao saw the emperor's smile, Monk Zhang Er was even more puzzled.What happened to the emperor today?
"Dare to ask which imperial concubine the emperor is going to visit tonight, so this old slave can inform me."
"No need, let's set up Fenglai Palace now."
……
In Fenglai Palace, Wu Yi just hugged Xiao Hei and fell asleep.Suddenly, Xiao Hei opened his eyes, raised his head, moved his ears, and kept looking at the door.
Wu Yi saw Xiao Hei get up, rubbed his eyes and said, "What's wrong with Xiao Hei?"
"Woof~" Xiao Hei yelled at the door twice.Thinking about how many times better this dog's hearing and vision are than humans, it is estimated that Xiao Hei already knows that there are many people coming to Fenglai Palace.It's just that our nervous heroine doesn't know it yet.
"Shh~" covered Xiao Hei's mouth, "Xiao Hei is very late, don't bark, it will wake others up."
As the saying goes: If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes.I have to add one more sentence today: If you don’t listen to the loyal dog, you will suffer in front of your eyes.
When Wu Yi heard that the emperor was coming, her heart skipped a beat.Why is he here again!Wu Yi got out of bed, and Xiao Hei also wanted to jump out of bed, but Wu Yi insisted on stopping him. "If you get off the ground, your paws will get dirty again, and you won't be able to sleep with me later."
And what Yin Shengfeng saw when he entered the door was Wu Yi patting a dog's head dotingly, saying this with a smile.
Yin Chengfeng was inexplicably angry.Does this woman have to keep ignoring his existence? "Hey, woman, what are you doing?"
"Return to the emperor, I'm coaxing my dog to sleep." Wu Yi bowed to Xiang, and said unhurriedly.If she is rude, it is estimated that the emperor will punish her for rudeness again.Wu Yi secretly despised Yin Chengfeng in her heart.
"Where did this dog come from?"
"It was given to me by my mother." Wu Yi answered truthfully.
"Who allowed you to let it lie on it?" Yin Shengfeng said angrily.
"Isn't it possible?" Seeing Yin Chengfeng's increasingly gloomy face, Wu Yi whispered.
"No!" Yin Shengfeng growled.
"Then I'll just hold it down! Why are you so fierce." Wu Yi muttered like an unconvinced child.Resentfully picked up the dog, but did not put it down.
"Do you want to hold it all the time?" Seeing Wu Yi holding the dog all the time, Yin Chengfeng was very displeased.
"Put it down, its paws will be dirty and I won't be able to sleep with it."
"I won't sleep with a dog!" Woman, you'd better be sensible and stop making me angry!
"I mean I slept with Xiao Hei, not you and Xiao Hei." Wu Yi corrected.
"Woman, what on earth do you want to do!" He was already on the verge of collapse.
"Uh... I want to say, if the emperor must sleep here with me, I will give you the bed, and Xiao Hei and I can sleep on the floor."
Yin Shengfeng didn't want to have any more pointless fights with Wu Yi, so he picked up Wu Yi and his dog without saying a word, and threw him on the bed (harmony).He said coldly: "Sleep."
"Huh? Didn't you say you won't sleep with Xiao Hei?" Wu Yi said in a daze.
"Woman, if you don't want your dog to die, just shut up." As soon as Yin Shengfeng said this, Xiao Hei barked fiercely. "Wow, woof!"
"If you dare to hurt Xiao Hei, I will never end with you!" Wu Yi said seriously.
"Woman, don't forget your identity!"
"Xiao Hei, let's ignore him." As he said, he hugged Xiao Hei in his arms, and Xiao Hei shrank obediently into Wu Yi's arms.Looking at this scene, Yin Chengfeng couldn't help feeling angry again.This damn woman is so close to the dog.Stinky dog, believe it or not, I will kill you.Yin Chengfeng stared at Xiao Hei viciously.And Xiao Hei felt the murderous aura, and stared at Yin Chengfeng viciously, and let out a low growl of "Aw".
Wu Yi, who had already closed his eyes and slept, did not see the battle between the eyes of a person and a dog, but patted Xiao Hei's head in a daze, and said, "Xiao Hei is good, you are asleep." Hearing what the master said, Xiao Hei He didn't make a sound, but he still kept staring at Yin Shengfeng.
The battle between Yin Shengfeng and Xiao Hei is not over yet...
Yin Shengfeng wanted to hug Wu Yi, but Xiao Hei just slept between him and Wu Yi.Yin Shengfeng wanted to throw it on the ground, but Wu Yi felt that someone wanted to take Xiao Hei away, so he held Xiao Hei in his arms behind his back.Yin Shengfeng's "trick" failed in the end.
Yin Shengfeng's face was so dark that it couldn't get any darker.He didn't know why he agreed to sleep with a dog, didn't know why he, as the king of a country, would be jealous of a dog, didn't know that he had the opportunity to throw the dog to the ground, but because he was afraid of waking up Wu Yi, So he continued to endure a dog between him and Wu Yi.
In short, Yin Shengfeng slept quite depressed this night.
Author: Long Live Harmony.Sad harmonizer, why do you always have trouble with me about the word "on the bed (harmony)".Caused me to read word by word o(︶︿︶)o so depressed~~~
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