my queen is childish

"Ah—" the tragedy happened.

The room suddenly became dead silent, several people stood there straight, no one felt any more noise.

"What happened." Wu Yi, who was woken up, came out of the back room rubbing his misty eyes.When the maids saw the queen approaching, they all knelt down, "Your Majesty, forgive me."

Wu Yi saw them turn pale with fright, thinking that something serious had happened, but looking at the ground, it turned out that the flower pot had been broken.

"Stop kneeling. Clean this up and bring a new flower pot." The maids looked at each other for a while, and finally one of them stood up and brought a new flower pot.Wu Yi took the flower pot, and said to the court ladies who were still kneeling: "If you don't get up again, someone will see it later, and I will really punish you." Shaking his head helplessly, Wu Yi picked up the chrysanthemums on the ground and put them on the ground. In the flower pot, "I'm going to dig the soil."

In fact, breaking the flower pot is not a big deal. What really scares these maids is that the emperor once said: If you wake up the queen for no reason, you will be punished twenty times.

Wu Yi went out with the flower pot, and was troubled about where to dig the soil.If you dig a hole in someone else's yard, they will definitely not want it.Let's go to the garden, I'm afraid of being seen by others, not to mention the damage to the image, if it is known, those court ladies will inevitably be punished.So after thinking about it, Wu Yi decided to go to an inaccessible place and become a "digger boy".

To say that the most inaccessible place in the palace is the Leng Palace.Sure enough, when Wu Yi came here, he didn't even see half a figure, and the ground was overgrown with weeds.Hehe, this is a piece of fertile soil~ Wuyi excitedly took a small shovel and shoveled it down fiercely into Mother Earth's embrace.

Mother Earth is fertile and home to animals.Hidden underground is not only a steady stream of mineral resources, but also...

"Ah... there are earthworms!!!" Wu Yi was so frightened that she fell to the ground.A fat and strong earthworm squirmed lazily.Put your "head" out of the ground, "look" at Wu Yi for a few seconds, then twist your body, and drill down to the ground again.

"Girl, you yelling in such a secluded place, do you know that others will be scared by you!" A very unpleasant voice sounded behind Wu Yi.

Wu Yi turned her head mechanically, and saw that the white-haired old man was squatting behind her, looking her up and down.

"It's just an earthworm." The old man took a few steps forward, grabbed the earthworm, and deliberately shook it in front of Wu Yi's eyes a few times, causing Wu Yi to scream.

"Wow~~~ Take it away!" Wu Yi cried out in fright.

"Don't, I'm most afraid of girls crying." The old man was a little panicked, and wanted to go forward to comfort Wu Yi, but Wu Yi stepped back a few steps in fright, pointed at the old man's hand tremblingly and said: "Your hand Earthworms on..."

"Tch, woman, it's really troublesome." The old man angrily threw away the earthworm.The poor earthworm, after drawing a perfect curve in the air, disappeared.

"Hey, little girl, what are you doing here alone?"

"Dig the soil..." Wu Yi lowered her head and played with her fingers.

"You don't need to run so far to dig the soil." The old man looked at Wu Yi suspiciously, as if saying: You are very suspicious.

"Um... It's shameful to dig the soil in front of everyone." Wu Yi continued to play with his fingers with his head down.

"Do you know that you just scared away my little baby~"

"What little baby...?" Wu Yi raised his head and asked suspiciously.

"Death-killing scorpion." The old man looked around for the figure of "Baby" on the ground.You know, he had been guarding this baby for several hours before it crawled out of the hole.Just when he was about to strike, he was scared away by Wu Yi's scream.

"The baby you're talking about isn't the one that's crawling on your shoulder right now?" Wu Yi pointed to a certain one that was just about to move on his shoulder.

"Exactly." The old man said calmly, but cold sweat rolled down his cheeks.

Suddenly, the scorpion raised its tail high, as if it was about to sting the old man.

"Don't move—!" Wu Yi yelled.It was said that all activities of the old man and the scorpion stopped.Wu Yi stepped forward, grabbed the tail of the scorpion, and hung the scorpion upside down, letting the scorpion dance with its teeth and claws there was no way to sting Wu Yi.Alas, after all, you, Wu Yi, caught the poisonous part of the family.

"Girl, this is a deadly scorpion." The old man looked at Wu Yi in disbelief, the woman who had just been scared to cry by an earthworm.

"I know. That's why I caught it before it stings you." Wu Yi said with wide innocent eyes.

"Oh~" the old man sighed with emotion.Women, what a strange animal.

"Grandpa, what should we do with this scorpion now?" Wu Yi asked seriously.

"Forget it by roasting it. Why do you think this scorpion is so stupid? You tell it to stop and it really stops. It's so stupid." The old man pointed to the scorpion that was still writhing in Wu Yi's hand. .

"Hahaha...Grandpa, you are so funny." Listening to the old man's cute words, Wu Yi couldn't help laughing.

"You don't look like a woman when you smile like this." Indeed, what the old man said is right, just like Wu Yi's loud laugh, the image is really bad.

Wu Yi closed her mouth obediently, and snorted a little unconvinced.The old man took the scorpion from Wu Yi's hand and said, "Will I also become stupid if I eat you?" The old man seemed to be thinking.After thinking for a while, the old man said again: "No, the venom on your tail is a treasure, it can poison many people to death."

"Hehe, grandpa, you are really fun."

"Am I joking?"

"Yeah." Wu Yi nodded seriously.

"I really caught it to harm people, believe it or not?" the old man said a little excitedly.

"I don't believe it." Wu Yi shook her head seriously.

"why?"

"You don't look like that." Wu Yi then answered seriously.

"I'm really a bad guy." The old man was even more excited.

"People who are drunk say they are not drunk. In the same way, a bad person will not say that he is a bad person."

"..."

"Grandpa, I'm not joking with you anymore, can you help me dig the soil?" Wu Yi suddenly remembered the purpose of coming here.However, this piece of land is too fertile, and Wu Yi doesn't dare to move it anymore.

"I'm not going to help you. It's not a bad person's style to help others." The old man folded his hands on his chest and said angrily.It's annoying not being the bad guy.

(─.─|||"If you dig the soil for me, I'll admit you're a bad guy." Such a clichéd lie.

"Little girl, I'm not a three-year-old child, do you think I'm so easy to deceive?"

"But...but, if he can't go back sooner, he will be scolded." Wu Yi pretended to sob.

The old man was a little soft-hearted, took the shovel, and shoveled the soil into the flowerpot one by one, "You said that you are not even afraid of the death scorpion, how can you be afraid of earthworms?"

"This is different. Earthworms are sticky and fleshy all over, wriggling and wriggling there all day long... Well, I feel sick when I think about it." Wu Yi explained.

"Okay." The old man handed the pot full of soil to Wu Yi.Wu Yi carefully replanted the chrysanthemums.

"Grandpa, I'm leaving." Wu Yi picked up the flowerpot and turned to leave.

After walking a few steps, Wu Yi turned around and smiled brightly at the old man: "Grandpa, you are really a good person."

Thinking back to the time when Concubine Yang looked back at Bai Meisheng with a smile, Wu Yi's look back today, although it can't be said to be alluring, the old man was cute.So cute~~~ It seems that many years ago, someone once smiled at him like this...

After a while, the old man came back to his senses, and shouted at Wu Yi's back: "I'm not a good person...a person...a person...<this is an echo>!!!!"