Tokyo Wingman King

For some reason, the humidity of the air in the room with the windows and doors closed increased significantly.

Asama felt that the fingertips that were rubbing the test paper became smooth.

The strong wind tortured the shadows of the trees opposite the balcony, and led the raindrops, howling and attacking the glass of the bystanders.

The soundproofing cotton in the gap between the double-layer LOW-E glass and the floor-to-ceiling balcony window seemed to have failed, but maybe it was because the room became quieter and the sound of the furious rain outside gradually became clearer.

I turned on my phone to check the weather forecast. Before, it was clearly talking about heavy rain, but now it has changed from "caution" to "warning", and the time to stop precipitation has been moved to 4 o'clock in the morning.

Too strange.There is not even a typhoon. Where does this water vapor with an estimated 24 mm of precipitation in 200 hours come from?
How to send the girls home became a big problem before Qianjian.

I used my mobile phone to reserve a pick-up car, but nothing happened for 10 minutes.

If I had known better, I would have bought a car. Even if the parking space underground in the apartment rented for 6 yuan a month, I would have accepted it.

Thinking of buying a car for such an unexpected situation is as stupid as thinking of buying insurance after being seriously injured.

However, it is not too late to make amends.

Do I need to get a fake ID and driver’s license from Komaba this weekend?

After all, I haven't reached the age yet, and even if I apply for a dormitory class, it will take more than 10 days, which is quite troublesome.

But even if you get a car and a driver's license over the weekend, the fire far away cannot save the fire nearby.
At this time, Asama began to envy Gogyin Saint. Last time it rained heavily, the driver and the car took care of themselves.

Capitalism cannot give everyone equality. Drivers and cars are objects used by the upper class.

In Asama's heart, she decisively extinguished that moment of envy.

There is nothing more unsettling than being stared at by 5 girls, especially pretty girls.

Looking at the looks they gave them, no one was anxious about how to get back!
That feeling of being in a secret room in a heavy rain and having to die before the sky clears up again.

The atmosphere today is much stranger than the lunch at the love counseling department.

"Well, you shouldn't be able to go back today, right?"

Futami Tsukiumi's words, accompanied by several flashes of white lightning outside the window, were the first to break the tranquility.

"It's raining so hard, it's probably impossible to go back."

Ichijo immediately nodded and repeated as if announcing some established truth.

Immortal River stood up and closed the curtains on the balcony. The white rain curtain shining with lightning outside was also blocked behind the curtains.

She seemed to be like the kind of student who rejoices when school is closed due to a disaster. She crossed her arms and said enthusiastically,

"If I go back now, I might meet a woman giving a white paper umbrella on the road. If I take the umbrella, she will take her to hell."

What the hell is this summer spooky story?

Jiandao, who cares most about his grades, also focuses on whether he can go back.

"Do you still have extra bedding at Jingshui's house? If you make a bed on the floor, it should be enough for one night."

Pochi, who was holding the pillow that Asama often used on the sofa, saw that the people's support was available, and thought that he would not have to stay in a nearby self-service unmanned hotel today. He jumped up, took out the bedding from the closet, and said with a smile,
"Then cousin, I can't go back today~ Let's sleep together and tell ghost stories today~"

Is it still some time before Obon Festival?What are you causing trouble here?

Asama took off the □□□ star, rubbed his head, and thought about a solution for a while.

Unfortunately, there are no hotel-style apartments in this apartment building that can be checked in online without reservation, and there are no landlords or neighbors whom I know well who can give up even one room.

In other words, have you been forced into a desperate situation?

There was a roar of thunder that seemed to blow a hole in the sky over Tokyo.

Can I create a black hole and suck out the super-beautiful high school students in my room?
"It's better to go home, if the rain stops a little."

Asama himself knew that his voice sounded unnatural at this time. After all, everyone had read the latest weather forecast, and it looked like the rain would continue until midnight.

Poch turned on the TV and quickly found the news about the weather. The host was discussing that the heavy rain would probably fall until tomorrow. Corresponding to Tokyo, there were also large-scale heavy rainfall in northern Honshu and northern Kyushu in Japan. Heavy rains in Kyushu also caused mudslides.

Lightspeed slaps you in the face, you did a great job, Pochi!

Asama cast his death gaze on Pochi, and the blond girl handed the remote control to the Immortal River like a hot potato.

She put her hands behind her head, glanced to the side, pursed her lips and blew a completely silent whistle.

"Oh~ Is this Robert-kun's controller? Say~~~OK."

Fusukawa turned the remote control towards Asama and turned up the TV volume a little louder.

Asama was too lazy to cooperate with Fusukawa, dusted the test paper in his hand, and said,
"Then, let's announce the results now."

"Robert-kun, it won't be too late to announce the results tomorrow morning~"

"Well, now is not the time to discuss grades."

"That's right. Then, after making the bed, let's start deciding the order of bathing and sleeping position tonight~"

"Okay~"

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That [the leader forced herself to work overtime, and then called at 2 o'clock in the morning to hand over the plan, but she said with a sleepy look that the work was no longer urgent/Party A will look at the plan tomorrow/Let's just discuss it as a group tomorrow at the company) A round of painful memories surged up in an instant.

Where is the tenderness?Where is justice?Where is the equality?Where is the respect?Where is the obedience?
The five girls resembled Tathagata Buddha's five-finger mountain mudra, which was photographed fiercely on Asama's forehead.

Asama took the paper and fell on the sofa. In his spiritual world, he was shaking like a leader who knew the Red Army had invaded Berlin. He silently put on the Star of **** to relieve the dizziness that seemed to be anemia.

A burst of music sounded, indicating that the washing machine had finished working.

Not only the girls' socks in the washing machine, but also their shoes in the hallway shoe cabinet have been dried.

But this voice was as weak and weak as the temporary owner of the apartment.

The girls had already mobilized, and looking at their expressions of joy and anticipation, it seemed as if they were treating his apartment as a sleeping area.

It's completely the behavior of refugees occupying a magpie's nest.

Pochi and Fusukawa removed the mattress from the bed board and placed it parallel to the bed. Futami, Majima and Ichijo laid two layers of quilts on the bare bed board, eventually forming a complete mattress that could sleep 5-6 people. The possible king-size bed is very similar in size to those prop beds in costume dramas that reflect the characters' excesses.

Pochi put the soft pillows on the sofa on the bed one by one, one, two, three, four, five
"Pochi! Have you completely surrendered to the enemy?"

"Why are you talking to your cousin! Ah Shui, correct your attitude. Times have changed, and those who understand the current affairs are heroes. Now it is not the Asama family vs. Hideka group, but the Justice Girls group vs. Asama Shimizu."

After a confrontation with the golden retriever traitor, Asama saved the last soft pillow on the sofa.

As the girls packed up the bed for the night, Asama also moved the sofa alone - so that the backrest of the sofa faced the big bed, and kept a distance of more than 6 meters from it.

His meaning was obvious. Although it was impossible to sleep in the toilet or balcony, he would keep his distance from them.

"The more you keep a distance like this, the more you seem to have something in your heart~~ Robert-kun, as a gentleman who has absolutely no thoughts about love, you should be more calm."

Fusukawa took Asama's clothes printed with Camus's quote "Desire is not happiness, but seeks to avoid ignorance." He put it down and smiled at Asama, who was already lying down with a book, completely hiding his body on the back of the sofa.

The traitor Pochi revealed Asama's wardrobe, and the girls each chose their favorite calligraphy shirt as pajamas.

Immortal River was drawn to be the first to take a bath, and under the guidance of Pochi, the leader, he also received towels, toothbrushes and other props.

I should have known better than to buy cheap stuff from mass merchandisers.

Asama didn't know that there was a girl who had already prepared pajamas, a travel toiletry set and even safety equipment in her schoolbag.

It's already 8 o'clock, and the news is still broadcast on TV - more than 30000 types of commodities have experienced rising prices in Japan; a trade surplus of tens of billions was miraculously created in a single month in June, but the overall deficit in the first half of the year was still large; Tokyo The first court verdict on the Olympic bid-rigging incident; Major League Baseball player Shohei Ohtani of the Los Angeles Angels won the monthly MVP again.

"This guy who plays baseball is not handsome at all."

This tall and handsome guy, known as the "God of Japan", only led the Japanese team to defeat the United States in the first half of the year. His legendary experience instantly killed all the male protagonists of Japanese baseball comics. He also mastered the nirvana of the two-sword style. The most important thing is that he When I was filling in my life dreams in elementary school, I wrote "I want to be an ordinary person."

Isn't he handsome?Pochi, how do you get your eyes?

"Yeah, I don't feel anything."

"I still prefer whiter boys, boys from the arts department."

"As expected, Mr. Minister is more handsome."

Futami's concluding remarks were like a 165km/h super-speed ball thrown from Shohei Otani's hand, instantly causing Asama's machine to fall into silence.

TV continues to report that the new film "How Do You Want to Live" directed by Hayao Miyazaki will be released soon.

Marcus Aurelius said: "The universe changes rapidly, but your life is only shaped by your thoughts." 】

However, my life seems to be the same as that of my golden retriever, not so obedient.

I want to accomplish great things that no one knows and no one can do without anyone paying attention.

But this idea went bankrupt during the implementation process, and he became a "celebrity" in the school. At the same time, he also intentionally or unintentionally got into trouble with love debts.

Although they are restrained in the current situation, no one can predict what will happen in the future, especially Asama himself. He is not sure whether his refusal will be effective.Asama continued to read Lacan and used his own examples to further understand the relationship between the authentic [Real Realm], the mirrored [Imaginary Realm], and the symbolic [Symbolic Realm].

Asama also discovered that Lacan really likes the triangle relationship, the formula of [Desire] = [Requirement] - [Demand], the omnipotent [Mother of the Phallus], the [Mother of Lack of Existence], the [Mother of Lack] that devours the subject. Mother of Desire] and so on.

I was obviously trying to think about philosophical issues, but in fact I was just rereading what I saw in my brain. All the power consumption of the brain's single-core processor was spent on the auditory temporal lobe and transverse temporal gyrus.

"Has Ah Shui liked to wear black and white clothes since he was a child? Most people around the world like to wear black and white, right? Just like the cars running on the street, aren't they all mainly black and white?"

"The news about kindergarten being called a child prodigy? That's probably true. Ah Shui knows a lot of things at a very young age! For example, he can stop children from putting boogers in their mouths."

"When did you and Jingshui-kun meet? I've known him since the beginning of school. It was only last month that we officially met him. I feel like Jingshui-kun treats most of his classmates like passers-by."

"Where's the handsome Jing Shui? He's probably a combination of Edward Furlong and Bourne Anderson."

"Why is he called Asama Hero? It's not just a homophonic joke about Hiro. People who have watched the sports festival will understand that he does have the temperament of a hero."

"Would even Ichijo-chan look at Ah Shui like this? You really can't underestimate this guy!"

"Are there any photos of Ah Shui when he was a child? Of course there are! Look, has he been a stinky guy since he was a child~"

"It turns out Jingshui has such stable emotions at such a young age."

You are obviously No. 1 with a perfect score in this exam. What's wrong with you, Jiandao? Jiandao! ?Is your brain overused?
The expression in the photo is definitely fixed!
"Shizui-kun, you are so cute! But shouldn't your hometown live in a castle or something like that?"

Futami, do you really think of me as a ninja serving the rural daimyo?
"The photos of Hero-kun when he was a kid, they actually have the same set of clothes and the same expression."

"Hahaha, uh, did you watch the cartoon called Dexter's Laboratory when you were a kid? Guys who think they are very smart like to prepare a dozen sets of identical clothes for themselves."

Er Jian was convinced that at the banquets she attended when she was a child, those with old money only liked to wear basic styles.

"I understand, Hemingway said, [He who begins to live more seriously inwardly will also live more simply in appearance]."

Recently I have been reading a piece by Hemingway, and looked at Er Jian with admiration.

Beautiful and outstanding girls are no less attractive to girls than boys.

The distance between them was no more than 10 meters, and even though the girls' voices were not loud, and there were thunder and showers outside the window and the sound of TV news, he still listened to their conversation in detail.

This feeling of [a spectator who obviously wanted to be ignored by them as much as possible, but became the protagonist of the topic] was very subtle.

"Ah Shui, do you want to play the king's game?"

"What?~~~Are we about to enter the game~~~ He actually ran away! Fortunately, I took a shower quickly~~~"

Wearing Asama's T-shirt and a hair drying cap wrapped in a bath towel, Fusugawa opened the bathroom door and walked out with a smile.

Just by listening, Asama felt a wave of warm water vapor coming towards him.

By the way, the underwear won't dry for a while, so is the Immortal River in a vacuum state now?

Can the rain outside stop for a moment?

"It's still early anyway, so let's wait another hour to start?"

"Mai, let's wash it together."

"Eh?"

"Save time!"

"what"

Futami couldn't help but pull Jiajima into the bathroom.

After careful observation, Futami Tsukiumi already knew Asama's house well and no longer needed the help of Pochi, the leader.

"Well, Ichijo-chan, how about I wash it with you later?"

"Never mind."

"Hey, why is little Masumi so gentle to Sister Pochi!"

Ichijo Masumi felt that Fusukawa was teasing her, and she couldn't help but said in embarrassment,

"I want you to mind your own business!"

"Masumi-chan is as flammable as fireworks~ What pattern does it look like when it explodes? Kitty?"

Maybe it's because he's a lion in disguise that he can play such a melody?

"If there is still one hour before the King's Game, then let's play other games~"

"Okay, but what can the four of us do?"

"Don't add me in without permission."

"Don't be such a spoiler, Ah Shui!"

"My joining in will only spoil the fun, you just take your time."

"Hey, Robert-kun, I brought pokers."

"You play."

"How about playing a game from China? It's called [Fighting Capitalists]."

"The loser will be hung up from the street, right?"

"I've never heard of this. Is that the French way you're talking about?"

"[Fighting Capitalists] should be a game played by three people, so I don't have to."

"Hey, Mr. Robert actually knows that you are really a China expert."

"I just know what I happen to know."

"Okay, okay, Hanekawa Robert-kun."

"F-san, I advise you to stop wasting your time on cartoons and the like."

"Robert-kun, who can understand in seconds, hasn't he also read a lot?"

"No, I just know what I happen to know."

"Ah Shui never watches animation, right? He doesn't even have 12 frames of TV cartoons on his computer."

"Indeed, Hero-kun doesn't seem like someone who likes watching anime."

"In other words, animation geek Robert-kun, is Robert-kun's special hidden attribute? It sounds very powerful!"

I shouldn’t be worthy of the word animation nerd, right?

The Immortal River and the others played the game "Fighting Capitalists" for about 4 rounds, and the sound of rain outside kept covering up the sound of water in the bathroom.

Asama was a little worried. Although Majima's recovery from surgery was very fast, he would still be able to see some clues after taking a bath.

However, the second time I saw him taking a bath together, if Shimajima was not ready, he would have refused directly.

I don’t know if Majima brought any cosmetics in.

In fact, Asama believed in the charisma of all the girls in the room.

Even if Jiajima appeared injured without any cover-up, no one would do anything to embarrass her, right?
click-

The bathroom door opened.

"Phew, the bath water is really hot today."

"Yes, Mai-chan's skin has been burnt red."

Futami and Majima walked out of the bathroom.

Hearing the words between the orange-colored girls, Asama could even imagine their cheeks blushing like the sunset.

"What a mistake. I should have teamed up with Masumi-chan to take a shower. This way, the efficiency of wiping my back could be doubled."

"Don't worry, I will refuse."

"The relationship is so good, Futami-chan and Majima-chan."

Indeed, just by standing together, these two people can feel their tacit understanding.

After listening for a while, there was no talk about facial abnormalities or plastic surgery.

Asama Shisui finally felt relieved.

Just go to bed early today. (End of chapter)