Tokyo Wingman King

Outside the hot spring hotel, lights are lit up in the summer night.

Asana's eyes revealed an unseasonable emptiness, as if his eyes were two holes poked out of a snow pile late at night.

Unexpectedly, the Great Ming God appeared again——

"The king hereby orders: [No. 4] plays the role of a vegetative person whose only eyes can move, and holds the chocolate bar in his mouth, so that the king can finish eating it. Don't move while it's being eaten. If you break, you have to start over."

The pocky-eating segment in the King's Game even made Asama think that the advertising sponsorship fee from Glico must have played a role in the appearance of such a plot in ACG.

According to unofficial and incomplete statistics, about 90% of boys will complete boki when playing pocky kissing with cute girls, so both parties often have innocent scenes like children bowing and kissing.

However, the gun control master Asana believes that no matter how many pockys there are tonight, there will be no kissing and no bending over.

After everyone found out that Asama was number 4, Pochi immediately jumped out and stopped Futami's order.

"Hey! Xiao Er, this is not right, right? The king in the King's Game is not allowed to participate in the interaction."

"Ms. Pochi, it's not that in all king games, the king can't interact."

After weighing the pros and cons, Jiandao chose to support Futami. If the king had the power to interact, it would mean that after she became king, she would also have the opportunity to interact closely with Asama.

Although the probability of getting back together if she draws the King and chooses Asana is less than 5%, she still wants to try.

Is it okay to hold a princess for 30 seconds?
After comprehensive discussion, the king's proposal to participate in the interaction was rejected 3:2.

The game enters a re-draw.

Futami was still the king, but unexpectedly, Futami directly repeated the order just now.

"The king hereby orders: [No. 4] plays the role of the immobile catnip, holding the chocolate bar in his mouth, and lets [No. 1] wearing cat ears play the role of the cat eating the chocolate bar~ Don't move while being eaten. If the chocolate breaks before you eat half of it, you have to start over."

Why can catnip hold a chocolate bar? Also, cats will die if they eat theobromine! Also, the first thing you took out was a dog ear headband, right?
The others had no doubts about King Futami's words. Pochi held up the No. 4 bamboo stick and said with anticipation,

"Hey hey~~ Who is [No. 1]~~~"

Mashima, who was holding [No. 2], and Fuzugawa, who was holding [No. 3], looked at Asama at the same time.

Asana looked at his bamboo stick - [No. 1].

"Pochi, dogs can't eat chocolate."

"But I am catnip now~~~ meow~"

Who is the cat? Asana sighed and put on the cat ears that Jiandao handed to him.

For him, the safest situation is when girls fall into the prisoner's dilemma of "I can't, and neither can you."

And now, they seem to have become a powerful group that can unite and sweep Old Summer Palace.

So, he was surrounded by an atmosphere of temptation and teasing.

Pochi, who had always been struggling with his cousin's character, also became eager to try.

The faces, whether cold or bright, are all tinged with gorgeous breath, as if illuminated by the setting sun.

It seems as if their yukatas will bloom like flowers at any time.

Pochi held the biscuit part of the chocolate bar without the chocolate coating in his mouth.
"Come on, Ah Shui, I'm ready."

Do we have to play it this way?

I hope that the credit established here will also be effective for them in other situations.

Asana took a deep breath and went straight to the chocolate bar in front of Pochi's mouth, as if he was possessed by a hamster that had been hungry for three days.

The two of them were closing in so quickly that the three girls next to them blushed.

Pochi's expectant yet shy expression made the three onlookers see one thing clearly - Pochi was harboring a forbidden love of [cousin falling in love with cousin].

She also found the answer to her previous behavior that was not like that of a sibling.

What is reassuring is that the ruthless Asama did not allow Pochi to turn the 16-year blood bond into an advantage, as if the Pochi in front of him was really just a catnip that had no effect on humans.

Asama smiled. Even the cross-eyed trick was useless. Pochi was defeated.

"Wow!" Pochi, who seemed unable to bear being intimate with Asama in public, leaned back and kept a distance from Asama.

"Did you fail? Do you need to try again?"

"No need, Ms. Pochi. Shizumi-kun has already finished it."

I didn't expect that Pochi, a walking hormone, would have high attack and low defense. Asama shook his head, maybe this was just a trap to tempt him to attack her. No matter how cute she was when she was shy, it couldn't be a reason for him to tease her.

[Repeat Pocky Eating Strategy] Pocky was a little depressed after failing, and said to Asama with disdain,

"Ashui has bad breath, please be careful~"

Jiandao smiled and replied,
"Really? If I'm the king in the next game, I'll order a kiss."

"."x2
The game entered the third round of drawing lots.
"Who is the king anyway?" x5.

Asama's prayer that the king was not Jiandao worked.

The king still sees second.

So you are the one who rules over the devil? Daimyojin?

"Do you want to give me a kiss order?"

Hearing Jiandao's question, Futami shook his head.
"The King hereby orders that [No. 1] and [No. 2] put on cat ears, act like cats, rub their faces against each other, and imitate the meows of cats."

[No. 1] is Asama, and [No. 2] is Majima.

Busei, who had been sitting in the audience, showed a regretful expression.

Jiandao coughed lightly and looked towards Asama.

"Since it's the king's order, there's nothing we can do. Jingshui, don't be nervous, just leave everything to me. After all, this is just a game. I've heard that many RPG games have a marriage function, but marriage in the game is not the same as marriage in real life."

"."

Jiandao put on cat ears and came forward with a hot breath.

Since there was only one cat ears prop, Asana silently put on dog ears and welcomed the fragrant breeze.

When Jiandao saw that Asama did not let her take the initiative alone, he felt warm in his heart. He took a deep breath and couldn't help but kiss him on the lips.

Just do it, I have already been the girl that belongs to Asama Shizumizu.

"Meow!"

Asana suddenly let out a cat's meow and crawled half a circle on the floor like a strange creature.

Just like piercing a balloon with a sharp sword, the ambiguous atmosphere was instantly broken, and Busei and the others all laughed.

"Puchi~~~Robert-kun is very angry now~~~"

Jiandao, who was awakened by the cat's cry, felt his face flushed. He responded with a "meow". Just as he was suppressing his emotions and preparing to continue, he saw Asana coming up to him.

Their faces touched.

It's cold.

Much cooler than the temperature on her face.

Jiandao tensed her body, but the gurgling sound that came from Asama's throat made her relax and laugh the next moment.

It was a similar technique to the one she had learned yesterday in training her uvular sound in German. The vibration of her skin made her feel itchy.

She closed her eyes and responded to the slow, gentle friction between Asama's skin and hers, feeling her face warming his.

Even just like this, she felt intoxicated.

Jiandao meowed twice into Asama's ear like a moan.

[I am completely fascinated by Jingshui, and I can't leave you anymore. Even if you abandon me, I will still follow you.]
Asana, who maintained a cat-like smile, did not respond.

His mind was filled with the smooth aesthetics proposed by Han Bingzhe - what kind of smoothness was this that made him associate Jiandao's skin with smooth mobile phone screens, smooth silk and marble, smooth sky, and smooth language.
【In all things of beauty, it is not difficult to find the characteristics of smoothness. 】

[A smooth world is a world of absolute positivity for people to enjoy, a world without pain, injury, or guilt.] Smoothness is an aesthetic that eliminates negativity. No matter what era, people like people who have a positive and affirmative attitude towards everything.

He needs to smoothly take responsibility for their love, self-esteem, and future.

He interrupted his role as the cat.

"I've completed the meowing and head rubbing parts, so is this round over?"

Busui River smiled, crossed his arms, leaned on King Futami's shoulder, and said,
"Robert-kun, please don't ask this question in cat language. I don't really want to agree~"

Majima, who looked a little disappointed at Asama's sudden departure, and Pochi, who was a little envious of Majima and Asama's close contact, were also amused by Fuzugawa's words.

The king quietly clenched his fists.

Next time, I must draw myself and Jingshui-kun!!!
Fourth round draw.

The king is still the second one.

This king, who was blessed by heaven, seemed to be possessed by the old Emperor Jiajing at the same time.

He had a gloomy face and had no interest in giving orders.

Asama also wondered, could it be that all the luck from snapping his fingers before had taken effect on the Great God?
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty?"

Pochi rubbed Futami's shoulder.

"Ah, what's wrong, Ms. Pochi?"

"Orders, exciting orders that no one can disobey~"

Pochi was like a flatterer. While massaging Futami's shoulders, he lowered his head and whispered in Futami's ear.

Excessive kissing? Touching each other's breasts?
How many 18+ things are in your dog's head!

Erjian still shook his head and made a decision.
"The king hereby orders that [No. 3], who plays the dancer from Izu, rest her head on the lap of [No. 4], who plays the young man escaping from reality, for one minute. During these two minutes, the conversation must continue."

[No. 3] Fuzugawa raised the bamboo stick in her hand. She thought it would be fun to give it to anyone as a lap pillow.

When she saw Asama holding the bamboo stick [No. 4],

Busei deliberately lifted up her yukata, revealing her white thighs, and even the base of her thighs could be seen.

She knelt down with her legs together, gently patted the soft and elastic skin on her legs, and smiled.
"This guest, you can sleep now~"

"."

"Are you shy? Weren't you very relaxed in front of Pochi-san and Mai-chan just now?"

"I just don't want to be taken advantage of by a female pervert. Pull down your skirt for me."

"But I am playing a dancer~~~"

Asana looked at Futami, and was surprised that the girls all thought that Busei was right.

I can only use it as a pillow.

He put the back of his head between Busei's legs and quickly closed his eyes because the scenery he saw when he looked up was too erotic.

"Mr. Robert, please sit a little further away. I can't see your face."

"."

"Ashui, Risei-chan, start the timer!"

Pochi reminded the two to get into the role-playing state.

"Well, Mr. Robert, I heard that when men ask women to do things for them, they won't be depressed, but will be very happy because they have been asked by men. Is this true?"

Asama heard that Fuzugawa was quoting words from Dazai Osamu's "No Longer Human".

"It depends on the situation. The man's tone, the type of work he does, the woman's identity and personality, all these different factors combined will give different answers."

"What if it happens between a good but tired man and a woman who loves her deeply?"

"You know the answer to this kind of thing yourself."

"If you ask me to redeem myself and let me go with you, I will be happy too."

".Don't you know the lesson of Du Shiniang? Good men won't come into your place."

Fuzugawa stroked Asama's face with his hands and smiled.
"But I just like bad men, bad thieves like you."

"Although I am not a good person, I will never do anything sneaky."

Pochi let out a strange cry nearby.

Busei suddenly grabbed Asama's left hand and pulled it towards her chest. Asama reacted quickly and the two of them were in a stalemate.

Asama laughed at himself. With his physical strength at 5, he was indeed no match for Busui Kawai?
"You clearly stole someone else's place~~~ Tonight, just do whatever you want and make me suffer~~~"

"CUT! It's time!"

Futami crossed his arms and gestured to stop him from continuing.

Asama jumped up from Busei Kawai and felt a little dry in the mouth.

"Hey, how's my acting? Not worse than Robert-kun's cat in heat, right?"

Who is in heat? ! ! !

"I'll go get some water. You guys take a break."

Asana breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to drink two cans of Fanta to quench his thirst.

"Let me help you~"

Busui took advantage of the situation and grabbed Asama's shoulders, pushing her towards the door, then turned back and stuck out his tongue at the other three girls.
"We'll be back soon~"

After the two walked out of the hotel room, the whole room seemed empty.

The three of them looked at each other, Jiandao sighed that it was a bad idea, the [Healing Girls Alliance] really had a problem
The biggest problem is that the leader of the alliance is too powerful. In her words, he is as powerful as Yuan Shao, who convened an alliance of 18 princes at that time.

If this continues, what if the leader is unwilling to share after victory?
Erjian snapped his fingers in frustration. From now on, he would definitely not be able to be king.

The vending machines are next to the hotel lobby. There is another row of vending machines about 300 meters away from the hotel, with a wider variety of drinks to choose from, but Asama obviously had no intention of going far.

On the red vending machine with the Coca-Cola logo, there is a notice that reads, "This machine is not giving change. Please prepare change."

Busei took out a small wallet from somewhere and put a bunch of 100 yen coins in Asana's hand.

Asama counted them, about 18 coins, he returned 4, and then started inserting coins.
"Thank you. Can I have some soda?"

"Pure water is enough~"

"Ah."

Busei took the purified water of about 5 degrees Celsius handed to him by Asama, and looked at Asama's profile which was as cold as the water bottle, the hotel air conditioner, and his white hair.

"Robert-kun's shyness is too short-lived. It's hard to imagine that you have zero experience in dating cute girls~"

Fuzukawa especially reread the experience points.

Asama shrugged.

"Sorry, I've been single for 5904 days."

"Even though I'm single, I can be as skilled as a scumbag~"

"What about you? F-san, you can have a friendly chat with anyone. I don't think there is any difference between my behavior and yours."

"It's different, Robert-kun. I can be shy too."

The energetic girl looked at him with an extremely serious look at this time and continued,

"If you can take one step closer to me." (End of this chapter)