Tokyo Wingman King

In the empty world like the universe, there was a little fluorescence, guiding him forward.

I don’t know how long I walked. Time was covered by the void, and the sense of breathing and walking seemed to be shrouded in fog.

Asama's drowsy brain came to mind after he saw a person vaguely emerging in front of him, and he instantly realized that he was in a dream.

It was like being in a state of sleep paralysis, with a clear mind but unable to move. Although he realized that he was dreaming, he could not wake up from the dream on his own initiative.

I laughed while wearing a clown mask.

"Have we finally come here?"

Asana ignored the clone and continued to move forward, but after a while, he found that his way was blocked by a layer of unknown substance.

The fluorescence under my feet disappeared at some point.

"My grades are stagnant, a peaceful life is far away from me, the things I want to avoid are happening one by one, and the wishes I want to realize are still empty talk. So, there are too many setbacks in reality, and even dreams will encounter air walls?"

Asama said to himself and tried to somersault over.

Tried to no avail.

The [Joker] who once fought with him appeared behind the air wall. He was dressed differently from the last time in the Black Lake dream. He did not wear the Colombina mask, but appeared with a mask that was half crying and half smiling.

He easily passed through the wall of air and sat in front of Asana. Under him was a gorgeous treasure chest and behind him was an altar.

“Don’t waste your energy. This is a path to becoming a god. You are not qualified to move forward at your current level.”

Asama couldn't help but mutter to himself again,
"What is this neuropath? This crappy system update took up too much memory in my brain, has it affected my intelligence? Do I really have a mental illness if I dream about this?"

[The Clown] laughed loudly and knocked on the box under him, making a muffled sound.

"System update? Haha, you still haven't discovered that the so-called system doesn't exist at all? Everything is just based on your own imagination. If there really is such a system that plays with fate, you would have been a walking corpse in reality."

Asama knew that he was awake, and thought that by concentrating his attention, he could erase the clown with the annoying voice from his dream.

But even though his eyes were pulling so hard that his head hurt, the [clown] did not disappear.

He couldn't even pinch his thigh or slap himself in his dream, which made Asana have the absurd thought "Am I in someone else's dream?"

Is it true that there is no system?
impossible.

Whether it was [Temporary Burst], [Invisibility] or [Invincibility Frame], they were all absolutely surreal things. If such things existed without relying on the system, then perhaps my rebirth over the past 10 years was just a dream;
Second, the money deposited into the card by the system is real money, and the remitter is unknown, and the bank has not investigated. This is definitely not something that can be achieved by imagination;

Third, if there is no system, how can you explain how you can quickly master a skill, or quickly make a person feel more favorable towards you, or how can you make him win the jackpot in Pachinko just by snapping his fingers?

If the system did not exist in the first place, then did what happened these days still really happen?
Am I really crazy?

If he wasn't crazy, hallucinations like the Joker wouldn't appear, right?
The system just kept hinting at possibilities, and its aggressiveness was close to 0. But the Joker was different, it was actually provoking and stimulating him.

The hatred for clowns is far greater than the distrust of the system. Is this why 10 flattering words are not as good as a slap in the face?
The clown put on a great attitude and continued to chatter with contemptuous words:

"A coward who sets limits on himself will have low-level and ugly desires. If you keep this up for too long, you will become a ridiculous imitator, just like in your previous life, a piece of plasticine that has fallen into a mold made by others."

"Pretending not to hear or see, are you pretending that the problem doesn't exist? Haha, even the most naive revolutionaries know that their actions will inevitably lead to bloodshed. You don't make any sacrifices or give up anything, and you still want to become a god among gods like [丨]?"

In his heart, he warned himself, don't talk, don't talk
If I talk to this clown, I might really go crazy.

"It seems that not only are you unworthy of moving forward, you are also unworthy of receiving the reward prepared for you."

If the clown in front of you is the dregs that you have suppressed and discarded, it is a symptom of excessive mental stress.

Elements such as the universe, the altar, giving and canceling rewards, etc., what is the subconscious mind trying to tell ourselves?

He loves the comfort of green grass more than the universe; he loves a grave with a bouquet of flowers on it more than an altar; he loves the things he creates more than a chest containing treasure.

Asana thought that he himself did not desire love, but he always dreamed of things that were completely contrary to it.

Will this be another manifestation of concentrated conflict between [imagination] and [reality]?
"You don't even dare to speak?"

The clown waved away the box and the altar and looked at Asana with contempt.

Asana felt a little numb. It had been so long since he woke up.

He was curious about himself now, whether he was schizophrenic and had hallucinations, or he had split personality and gave birth to this bastard in front of him.

If it is schizophrenia, then his consciousness is actually still in his body. The so-called "clown" is actually a performance performed by his own brain with chaotic sensory disorders.

If it's split personality, it's more troublesome, because the knowledge and memory that [The Joker] possesses are no longer his responsibility.

"What are the 66th and 99th digits of pi?"

Asana suddenly asked the clown.

"What did you say?"

Asama repeated the question.

"Did you study so hard that your brain got damaged? What's the point of remembering this?"

It was confirmed that he had split personality. After memorizing the 150 digits of pi, it was impossible for him not to know the answer. Fortunately, he buried a little trap in the question.

There was still a little hope that he would not suffer from split personality. After all, he had not yet encountered a situation where this clown competed with him for the cockpit of this body.

Maybe all this, like the dream about the Black Lake, was just a random delusion from the brain.

"It turns out he's a poor student."

Asama shook his head, "What's your name?"

"Are you fucking sick? I'm not... What's my name?"

I thought the clown would answer with a name, or [Asama Shizue], or the name of his previous life, but it turned out that he didn't even have a name.

"You're not going to call [Laifa], are you?"

"No, my name is not Lai Fa. What is my name? Why can't I remember it?"

The clown suddenly rolled around on the ground as if he was having an epileptic seizure, biting his fingernails and making crackling sounds.

He looked so weak, completely different from the one in the dream of the Black Lake.

Asana didn't feel sympathy, but he didn't feel happy either. It was just like he was watching a replay of the 86 version of Journey to the West where the Monkey King was blinded by the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

After watching the suffering of the people he hated for so long, Asana actually felt a little guilty. Although the clown was mean, he didn't do anything too excessive to him, right?

Asama was soon surprised at himself for having such a thought.

It seems that I am really sick.

Suddenly, he felt someone behind him. He turned around and saw a guy wearing a motorcycle helmet standing there at some point.

"Alas, you are clearly not a cheerful [clown], but you insist on wearing a clown mask. Isn't this clownish behavior? Don't you think it's ridiculous?"

Asama was silent for a moment.

This helmeted man also shares the voice of Asama Shizumi, no wonder their bodies are so similar.

Is it true that there is more than one split personality?

Asana had a headache.

"Do you have a name? Brother Helmet."

"Brother Helmet? What a good name. I'll call you Brother Helmet from now on!"

"."

"Contrary to what others think, I think you are pretty good."

"Thank you. So, what do you think is good about me?"

Asama did not let his guard down because of the helmet man's compliments.

“Oh fuck.”

"."

The helmeted man laughed in a muffled voice inside his helmet and continued to explain,
“【light and sight may be truly said to be like the sun， and yet not to be the sun. Light and sight may be regarded as the sun, but they are not the sun (they are only by-products of the sun). The sun not only makes visible objects visible, but also causes them to be produced, grow, and be nourished, although the sun itself does not produce.】

If a person's spiritual world wants to be discovered, it actually needs the sunshine of others. He needs to be given knowledge, thoughts and beliefs so that he can see his own spiritual world and be cultivated.

You want to be the sun, the sun for many great people, right? That’s what I want to praise you for.”

Asama understood clearly.

The man in the helmet is quoting the Allegory of the Sun from Plato's The Republic.

"No, I have no such idea."

"Same. [丨]-kun, a cane cannot stand up on its own, but in the hands of others, it can not only help others stand up, but also become a weapon."

Asama was silent.

"You are very different from the previous two people."

"You are different from us."

"Us? How many of you have left?"

The helmeted man did not answer Asana's question, but walked to the front, pulled up one of the clown masked man's hands, and carried him on his shoulder.
"See you again, [丨]-kun. The original intention is a good thing, and you will eventually get the reward you really want."

The two of them dispersed like ripples.

The treasure chest and altar that had just disappeared appeared in front of him again.

Reward?
Before Asana took a step forward to carefully observe the altar, he felt his head shudder as if it was stuffed into an ice bucket.

He woke up from the sofa. "."

When did he run onto the sofa? Was he sleepwalking?
When I opened the balcony curtains, the dazzling light from the sky shone into the room.

Is it 6 o'clock already?
Looking at the street scene in Tokyo in the early morning, I stared at the crows across the street for a while.

[Ding-dong~ding~ding~ding~ding~]

[The update of the pickup system [SoulMate 2.0] has been completed]

[Verify host information - SSS-level matching host: [Asama Shizumi] Verification completed]

【System update and compensation instructions:

① Updated compensation content: Free attribute point*1; Skill upgrade voucher*1; Title upgrade voucher*1; Flirting points 100 points (the original wingman points are retained and converted into Flirting points). 】

② Update content description (I): You, with a thousand faces, have not only touched the hearts of 100000 girls, but also touched a more noble existence. The lonely road has collapsed, and the main stage of the dance of stars is waiting for your light. The dim stars shine together because of you, and the lost celestial bodies are turning around for you. The wingman system has been fully upgraded to the flirting system, and the task/mall/achievement/query subsystem panels have all been updated.

③Update content description (II):
[New achievement system certification]

【Complete achievement——Sleep with your mother*
Obtained the title - Night Walker
Acquired features: Sleep when you want, wake up when you want; sleep resistance increased by 100%, fatigue resistance increased by 20%; sleep for 10 minutes or more can eliminate the symptoms of biological clock disorder. 】

[Ding, it was detected that the host has the same type of high-level skill [Staying up Late], and an additional random skill of the same type is awarded. ]

[Ding, skill extraction completed.]

[Obtain skills, sleepless nights, level 1
Skill Description: If the skill holder has not slept for more than 24 hours, he can still maintain 100% learning efficiency; if he has not slept for more than 48 hours, he can maintain 80% learning efficiency; if he has not slept for more than 72 hours, he can maintain 60% learning efficiency. Temporary intelligence +1; if the skill holder has not eaten for more than 24 hours, his memory will increase by 100%, if he has not eaten for 48 hours, his memory will increase by 200%, if he has not eaten for more than 72 hours, he will temporarily obtain the skill [Photographic Memory]. 】

[Complete achievement: Fight violence with violence

Obtained the title - Moonlight Knight

Acquired Characteristics: [Destroy You on Behalf of the Moon], bathing in the power of the Egyptian moon god Khonsu, gaining the power of the agent of justice. When the title holder faces criminals, attempted criminals, perpetrators, people who advocate violence, and those deemed evil by the title holder, the speed is increased by 30%, the strength is increased by 30%, the release speed of all combat skills is increased by 20%, the power is increased by 20%, the effect is increased by 20% at night, and the effect is increased by 100% during the full moon period and in the moonlight;

Acquired characteristics: [Depression], silence during the day, madness at night, self-control during the day increased by 30%, self-control at night decreased by 30%;

Acquired feature: [Multiple Personalities]. When you have more and more inner conflicts, you will find that you are everything and everything is you. You can turn over the card at any time. Current accumulated value of personality conflicts: 26%.

[Unlock Achievement - You are so cute (Achieve 4 or more titles in a single month to increase your favorability)
[Achieved the title: A likable guy
Acquired Features: All humanoid units gain an initial +5 favorability towards the title owner; when the other party increases their favorability, the favorability increases by an additional +5, effective once a week; after successfully pleasing a specific unit, the unit's temporary favorability increases by 50, and the temporary favorability is reset to zero 30 minutes after the skill is activated. 】

[Unlock Achievement - Walking Hormones in the World (Add 6 or more people with MAX favorability in a single month)

Obtained the title - Tokyo Little Succubus
Acquired Features: Acquired the skill [Charming Gaze] - After staring at the opposite sex for 10 seconds, the other party's favorability towards the skill launcher will be temporarily and continuously increased. The increase is affected by the charm value, initial favorability, total gaze time, and the other party's willpower. The temporary favorability will be reset to zero 30 minutes after the skill is activated; Milestone Features - Use [Charming Gaze] on different objects for 1000 times, Charm +1, [Tokyo Little Succubus] title advanced]

[Unlock Achievement - Free a Heart from Sadness (Reject 4 or more units in a single month without losing favorability)

Obtained the title——Tokyo Little Tea Saint
Acquired Features: After successfully rejecting a confession, there is a 30% chance to increase the confession's favorability by 5, and a 66% chance to keep the confession's favorability unchanged; Milestone Features - Successfully reject 666 confessions and trigger the favorability increase feature, Charm +1, [Tokyo Little Tea Saint] title advanced]

[Unlock Achievement: He Has Closed His Eyes (Obtain 5 or more hidden features in a single month)
Obtained the title - Akalin!

Acquired Features: When the title holder becomes the protagonist in a certain situation, after closing his eyes for 6 seconds, the attention he receives will be greatly reduced. This feature can be activated once every 24 minutes; he can transfer his attention to the character being watched by looking at him. The target cannot be changed within 5 minutes.

[Unlock Achievement - Kind and Good Teacher (obtain 4 learning skills in a single month, and successfully teach 20 or more units, and create a positive impact)]

Obtained the title——Tokyo People's Teacher

Acquired features: When imparting knowledge, the recipient's favorability increases by 10; for group teaching, the student's learning efficiency increases by 30%; the success rate of persuasion, admonition, and instigation increases by 60%; corporal punishment of the recipient has an 80% chance of not reducing the favorability. 】

[Unlock achievements - Be eager to learn, don't be afraid of a shallow foundation, as long as you take the first step, it's never too late (acquire 10 or more new skills in a single month)
Obtained the title - Tokyo Full Score Wonder
Acquired features: The efficiency of learning new knowledge/skills is increased by 100%; if more than 200 people get full marks in the public exam, the efficiency is increased by 5%, which is effective only once a month. 】

[Unlock achievements - As long as you don't die from learning, learn to death (add 5 or more learning features and skills per month)
Obtained the title - Tokyo School Demon

Acquired features: Learning efficiency increased by 100%; refresh the [question-solving progress bar] daily, and after reaching 100%, physical fitness and various physiological functions will be slightly improved; if you fail to reach 3% question-solving progress for 100 consecutive days, you will receive a 24-hour disease rate increase of 60% debuff, and you can remove the debuff if you complete the progress within the debuff time. 】

[Unlock Achievement - I Love This Game (Continuously obtain high-level love skills)
Obtained the title——Dating Game Master

Gained features: Charm +1; Favorability increase increased by 200%. 】

[Achievement system has unlocked 25 achievements, and randomly draws item rewards
Rewards are being drawn.
□Water Way, automatically pick up bound items

Attributes: Luck +6, temporary attribute point +1
Skill: You can temporarily allocate a single attribute within 3 points to other attributes. The effect can be eliminated by canceling the wearing effect. You need to re-specify the attribute allocation when wearing it again. 】

Looking at this information, Asana didn't know what to say for a moment.

The feeling is completely different from when I first got the system.

This is somewhat similar to the ups and downs of my mood in my previous life when I played World of Warcraft 1.0 with my classmates, then created a new account with my girlfriend to play World of Warcraft 6.0, and then when the version was already 8.0 and a colleague wanted to borrow my account to play, I logged into my account.

There seemed to be a lot of system tasks updated, but he had no intention of looking at them.

Chasing girls or something like that is impossible.

I have never seen such a flattering system. There are no penalty clauses, and I was given several learning skills.

Therefore, the system's suggestion for one's career path has changed from [Pimp] or [Yellow Hair] to [Harem King].

If you really want to let him do what he wants, why not give him the choice of [Academic Master] or [Philosopher King]?

Before the system awakened, I met Arima and Hanzawa.

Before the system update, the people I encountered were Konoe and Fuzugawa.

Is there any inevitable connection here?

Suddenly thinking of something, Asana opened his attribute panel.

[Intelligence: 7 (you can get into the University of Tokyo if you work hard);

Physical strength: 5 (twice as strong as it looks);
Agility: 7 (able to be a thief at any time);
Charm: 7 (You can debut just by putting on makeup). 】

Asana looked at the 195 points and the free attribute points given by the system update.

He no longer considered saving points by completing tasks, and exchanged the points for free attribute points without hesitation.

[Physical Strength: 5→7 (to the extent that you won't die even if you're dragged to build the Great Wall). ]

【Ding-deng-deng】

[Detected, the host's intelligence, physical strength, charm, and agility attribute values ​​are all 7,

Obtained the achievement - Will of 7!
Obtained the title - Lord Du'e

Acquired Features: When expressionless, the coldness increases by 20%; Luck value -7; Acquired skill [Yun Ji Yu Qian], which allows you to draw a fairy spell every week for a week. The skill cannot be used after it is activated until the skill expires.

Note: When the 7777 attribute value is broken, the system will reclaim the achievement, title and characteristics, without affecting the validity of the triggered characteristics; the host can obtain the achievement repeatedly.

"."

Asama rubbed his eyes.

You read that right, luck value -7.

Who is this Du'e Zhenjun? It should be Ju'e Zhenjun!!!
Asana remembered the new item in the system again - □ Water Way, Luck +6, Four-dimensional free attribute point +1.

In other words, even if you wear it frequently, your luck value will always decrease by 1?

Snap your fingers and smash them every day from now on?

He thought about it, put on the Star of □□□ and the Way of □Water at the same time, allocated temporary attribute points to intelligence, and grinned again.

【智力：7（7-1+1）；体力：10（7+3）；敏捷：7；魅力：8（7+1）。】

He then used the attribute transfer skill of the new item - physical strength minus 2, intelligence plus 1, and agility plus 1.

Now the attribute becomes 8888.

【Ding-deng-deng】

[Detected, the host's intelligence, physical strength, charm, and agility attribute values ​​are all 8
Obtained the achievement - Infinity 8!

Title obtained——88
Acquired characteristics: Luck +8; Acquired skill [Fa Fa Fa], each natural month you can designate any person or thing, and bless their luck at the same time. The luck values ​​of the designator and the designated person (thing) will change exponentially for a week. The maximum luck value during the cycle shall not exceed 100 times the original luck value; Acquired skill [Infinite Loop], each natural month you can designate any person or thing, and fix a certain state or characteristic of it. This state or characteristic will not change and will last for one natural month; Acquired skill [Golden Eyes].

Milestone Features: Bless different people with good fortune 100 times to gain the skill [Chosen One]; set different things 100 times to gain the skill [Mobius's Labyrinth].

Note 1: When the 8888 attribute value is broken, the system will reclaim the achievement, title and characteristics, and interrupt the triggered characteristic validity period, and the host can obtain the achievement again;

Note 2: There is a 5% chance of being backfired by luck when using [Fa Fa Fa].

Apart from adding a lot of luck, I feel it is not as useful as 7777's weekly magic.

I suddenly felt dizzy.

Asana took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, looked at himself in the mirror, and was stunned for a moment.

He saw the title [88] above his head, saw his attribute of 8888, and saw that his favorability towards himself was [-].

He also saw a crimson entry above his forehead.

【Mercy of Death】.

He opened the attribute panel, found the red hidden title, and read the long explanation below.

He was silent for a long time.

The silence lasted until the smile disappeared and the balance of 8888 was destroyed.

[Golden Eyes] is invalid, and the hidden characteristics disappear.
Asama held a hexagonal obsidian necklace in one hand and a teardrop-shaped ring in the other.

Looked at it carefully.

I don't think this feeling is something I imagined out of thin air.

But the words the clown said in the dream came back to his ears.

[Path to Godhood], [Self-Hack].
Is it
The system is really fake.
Is it
I am God?
But
Why, as a god, can't I make my wishes come true? (End of this chapter)