Tokyo Wingman King

I didn't see this girl the last time I came.

But from the interpersonal interactions since her appearance until now, Asana was sure that she was one of the children who had recently entered the welfare home.

These children just correspond to the expenditures investigated by Komaba.

The kiss magic from the little girl was blocked by a hand.

Asama thought about it and looked at the girl named Sasami with a smile.

"Sasami, illness comes from the mouth, don't eat or kiss strange things."

"Onii-chan, Sasami doesn't think you're weird at all~"

"Why did you make me wait for you to grow up?"

"When Sasami grows up, she can be Onii-chan's bride~"

"Tsk."

Hey, Jiandao, did you just smack your lips?
"Sasami-chan, girls shouldn't make such promises with others casually~"

Futami Tsukiumi reached out to touch the little girl's head, but the little girl stood behind Asama's chair and dodged him.

Asama had no intention of becoming a loli kidnapper.

He got down from the IKEA plastic chair and sat on the floor, making his body as level as possible with the little girl, Sasami.

"But, Sasami, if you want to be my bride, you must be an extremely obedient person."

"Ashui, you stinky lolita!"

Fuzugawa grabbed Pochi and stopped her from interrupting the conversation between Asama and Sasami. She believed that Asama Shizumi was not a lolita control, otherwise he would not refuse the kiss on the side of the face.

The little girl held Asama's hand and said with a smile,

"Sasami, I will be very, very obedient!"

"really?"

"Absolutely~ Sasami is the most obedient bride in the world to Asama-chan~"

A little boy behind Sasami whispered to the little girl who was frowning next to him,

"This newcomer, Sasaki Mitsuko, is so shameless."

Asama closed his eyes, waited for 6 seconds, and then looked towards Busei.

After completing the diversion of attention, Asama held Sasami's hand, waved his other hand in front of her eyes, and whispered,

"So, Sasami, will you listen to me and promise me three things?"

The little girl nodded firmly.

"Sasami will agree to whatever Onii-chan says."

"It's good to be confident, but don't be too confident. First of all, be a lady."

"Onii-chan, what is a lady?"

"Just a girl who is pretty, polite, and not annoying."

"Great, Sasami is going to be Onii-chan's lady!"

"The second thing is to become a female doctor who reads a lot of books."

"What is a female doctor?"

"She is a girl who knows a lot of things that others don't know and is liked and respected by others."

"Yeah, Sasami will become a female doctor~"

"The third thing is that you cannot become my bride."

"Eh!!!"

Sasami, who was only 5 years old, opened her eyes wide.

"Can't I [become Onii-chan's bride] before I can [become Onii-chan's bride]?"

The little girl's eyes were a little dazed.

"It should be said like this: the person who becomes my bride must listen to me, but the person who listens to me is not necessarily my bride. This involves a collection problem. It will become clear when Sasami grows up a little bit and gets closer to the female doctor."

The girls collectively exempted themselves from the influence of [Akarin]'s skill, and looked at Asana with horror eyes and talked.

"Ah Shui, it's really despicable and I can't bear to look at it anymore."

"Is what Shizumi-kun said true!?"

"It's obvious from the sound of it that this is an unequal relationship. Jingshui must be lying."

The little girl seemed to understand something, and tears soon welled up in her eyes.

"But Sasami wants to be Asama-onii-chan's bride."

"But I don't like kids who don't listen to me. Let me ask you another question. Does Sasami know how many meals a day she should eat?"

"One meal a day, right?"

"."

Didn’t the three meals a day in the welfare home change the common sense she had formed at home?

Asama touched Sasami's head.

"You should eat three meals a day normally."

Sasami lowered her head in grievance.

"If I can become Asama-onii-chan's bride, I can have one meal a day. Sasami is very easy to take care of."

"Answer me a question first, Sasami. Can you skip all three meals today and eat breakfast the day after tomorrow?"

"Skip the meal? That's what Onii-chan said, Sasami doesn't understand."

Asana took out his cell phone and started drawing.

"It's okay. Let me give you another analogy. If Sasami wants to walk from the playground outside into the welfare building, she has to pass the seesaw and the swing first, then the flower bed, and finally the gate. She has to walk step by step, right?"

"Um"

Asama drew another one, connecting the little girl on the playground and the gate with a curved arrow.

"Is it possible that Sasami could have jumped over the seesaw and the flower bed, entered the gate directly, and then made up for the missed path?"

Sasami looked at the comparison between Asana's two illustrations and looked as if she was thinking seriously.

"It doesn't seem possible."

"So, if you want to be my bride, you must first become a little kid who listens to me and makes me like you, which is equivalent to Sasami walking across the seesaw; then you must become a female doctor and a lady who listens to me and grows up obediently, which is equivalent to Sasami walking across the flower bed."

"Then Sasami can become Asama-onii-chan's bride?"

The little girl's eyes sparkled.

"Not yet. Marriage is a matter for two people. You need to wait for me to pass the seesaw and the flower bed, hold hands at the door together, and then say to each other, "I love you, and I grant you the power to destroy myself, please never use it." Only after completing this step can you push open the door."

".It's so complicated. Isn't it enough to just listen to Onii-chan?"

"Marriage and love are both very complicated. If we want to get a good result, we need to work hard and wait patiently."

"Can you wait for Sasami first, Onii-chan? Can you listen to Sasami first, let Sasami become Onii-chan's bride, and then let Sasami listen to Onii-chan?"

Asama didn't expect that Sasami knew how to find loopholes at such a young age, so he smiled like a spoiled child,
"I won't listen to people who are dumber than me, Sasami, you have to work harder."

"Ah."

Sasami nodded vigorously, her eyes full of fascination.

In order to avoid triggering the characteristics of [Tokyo Succubus], Asana tries to keep each eye contact to about 5 seconds.

But after rejecting Sasami, the new traits of [Tokyo Little Tea Master] and [Likeable Guy] must have played a role.

Add to that the skills of [Great Teacher], [Instructor], and [Love Cooking] (yes, peeling apples counts as well), and Sasami's favorability towards him may have increased by 100 points.

Why is it so troublesome to have so many passive skills?
After listening to Asama's complete PUA process, the four girls fell into silence.

At first I was a little envious of Sasami, but now I feel a bit of sympathy for her.

The welfare home’s lunch is a hearty Japanese curry.

Potatoes, apples, carrots, broccoli, bell peppers, green beans, and corn mixed together, exuding an amazingly sweet aroma.

For meat, there are several flavors to choose from, including stewed beef brisket, fried pork chops, and boiled shrimp.

The dessert was passion fruit pudding and the drink was strawberry milk.

Asama and the others have a transparent glass cup and can get water from the water dispenser nearby.

Although the five members of the Love Counseling Club did not sit at the same table with the children, there were always children who would run over with small bowls and share their favorite food with the girls.

The photographer and Asama simultaneously captured the heartwarming scene of the beautiful girls being surrounded by children and sharing food.

After the materials were collected, Director Kuriuri and other caregivers asked everyone to return to their seats.

The children who were unable to share their food with the older sisters looked regretful. Pochi was kind-hearted and left everyone's small bowls.

The cafeteria was very air-conditioned. Asana looked at Sasami, who was sitting in the corner and eating with big mouthfuls of food.

According to the information of all the children compiled by Komaba——

Sasami, 5 years and 6 months old, lives in Shirako-machi, Chiba Prefecture.

Her parents disappeared and she was abused by her adoptive father. The longest time she went without food was three days. She did not have the same surname as her father, mother or adoptive father. When she registered at the welfare home, she only had the name [Sasami].

This kind of thing is not uncommon, and at the Lean Welfare Home, Sasami’s experience can only be described as ordinary.

The girls noticed Asana's gaze.

"Humph, Ah Shui is indeed a lolita complex!"

"Is Shizumi-kun worried about Sasami-chan?"

Jiandao knew the little girl's situation at a glance.

"I'm isolated. Do I need to talk to the dean?"

Asama shook his head.

“People who are isolated are isolated the moment they realize they are isolated.”

When people criticize or point out problems, they must be detached from the world, watching and criticizing from the outside like a bystander, giving names and understandings to the [nature] of people and things, such as [involution] in competition and [PUA] in interpersonal communication. But back to life, most problems are "dead ends", and there is no way to actively change them except to avoid or give up passively.

Treat [the problem] not as a [problem] but just as a phenomenon, and focus more on things you have to do, such as [breathing], [eating], and [sleeping]. Perhaps the [problem] will disappear on its own.

As long as a person has the ability and willingness to communicate, he or she cannot be truly isolated.

Busui River also laughed,

"Don't worry, everyone in the welfare home is a good kid, and little Sasami is also very strong."

"These [good kids] should have a good talk later."

Asama sent the list of children who were hostile to Sasami that he observed to Uzui, so that the welfare home could understand from the side why they hated Sasami.

"Robert-kun, did you remember everyone's name well~"

Fuzugawa was not upset with Asama's questioning of the "good kid". She was the kind of person who could face and change most things positively.

Futami looked at Sasami happily eating curry and smiled.

"Sasami-chan looks really pretty when she smiles, what do you think, Shizumi-kun?"

"When a person smiles, the world will fall in love with her. But"

"But Shizue-kun isn't [the world], right?"

Futami smiled and helped Asana finish the second half of the sentence. She firmly believed that Asana had no interest in lolita at all, and Chiyo Konoe was a clear proof of this.

30 minutes after lunch.

The five people in the Love Counseling Department turned into little teachers, accompanying the children to learn music, read picture books, draw, and do handicrafts.

Like last time, Asana took a dozen kids to do some after-meal aerobics and knocked them over.

Sasami, who did not participate in any activities, climbed to the top of the climbing frame by herself and watched Asama slaughter everyone.

At 3 pm, the dean brought a group of people to move the oven, baking trays, cake bases, decorating cream, fruits, chocolate and other materials into the activity room.

The most important part of the Love Consultation Department’s charity trip to Chiba is making fruit cakes, muffins and apple pies with the children and enjoying the sweetness of the fruits of their labor together.

The 38 children were divided into 5 groups, and the adults in the love counseling department led each group.

As the person recognized as having the best cooking skills, Asama's group has 18 people.

All of them are boys, and most of them are fans of Tokyo Danga.

Higashinomiya Maya was assigned by the dean to assist Asama's team in their work.

When Asana bent and straightened the steel spoon in his hand, the children who kept talking immediately retracted their necks and became quiet like quails with their necks retracted.

"My requirements are very simple. In my group, you only need to do three things - listen to me, listen to every word I say, do you understand?"

"Understood!" X17
"Louder, I can't hear you."

"Understood!!!" X20
Even the kids from the next group joined in the fun.

Ri Shaogong on the side frowned and muttered,

"It's terrible to use threats against children."

Seeing that Asama actually had such strength, Higashinaga felt that the best fighter in her middle school (herself) might not be able to last more than one move in front of Asama.

"If you, as an assistant, can fulfill your responsibility to maintain order, I certainly won't waste my saliva."

Maintaining discipline, appointing team leaders, making demonstrations, process decomposition, precautions, and several common paths for creative divergence. Asana chose the most efficient way to lead everyone to make fruit cakes. After this, Asana felt that he should change his attitude next time he came to the welfare home, at least he should prepare enough teaching aids to help him deal with these little devils.

The guys in the Asama group were obviously more efficient than those at the other tables, but Asama spent too much time on the preparations at the beginning. When the other groups had already finished and even started the cream fight, the Asama group had just put a few decorated cakes into the refrigerator and had only half of the cake toppings ready.

The boyish Higashinaga showed off her skilled techniques in making cakes and muffins. She learned how to make two-dimensional cakes in the 3D rendering art style explained by Asama right away.

Asama probably understood why Higashinomiya, who always had a gloomy face, was so popular among both male and female students in the orphanage.

"Mr. Robert, don't you want to try the cake we made?"

Busuigawa escaped from the children's encirclement and brought a slice of strawberry cake.

There was still a little bit of cream on her mouth, and judging by the traces, it must have been a prank by the three kids.

"Thank you."

Asama did not refuse, because the children from the Busui River Group, including Sasami who was driven to the Busui River Group by him, were looking at him nervously.

Cut off a large spoonful and put it in your mouth.

It has an ordinary cream flavor, the thickness of the cream is not very even, and the sandwich is applesauce coated with sugar.

Without considering Fuzugawa's looks, it would be impossible to make money by opening a store, but the children's efforts are visible.

"good to eat."

Busei squinted his eyes and smiled.

"Robert is so honest, so cute~"

"Is it?"

I'm obviously lying, okay?!

"F-san, I can see that you have an easy time as a team leader."

"Hey~ Actually, I made a special cake myself. It's in the second refrigerator~ Do you want to try it?"

"Let the children eat more, and the adults should eat less sweets, otherwise they will find life more bitter."

"There is a flaw~"

Seeing that Asama didn't eat the strawberries on the paper plate, Busei reached out and picked them up with his slender fingers, dipped some of the cream on Asama's cake, and put them in his mouth.

"If you can eat sweets like this, you will never feel bitter in your life~"

Busei stuck out his tongue and made a smug face at Asama.

"Shizue-kun, come and try the cake we made~"

"The cakes made by Futami-sister are the most delicious in the world!"

"Minami-san's chocolate cake is it!"

"The cake we made is the one! Pochi-san already ate 3 pieces!"

In the end, Asama ate 6 pieces of cake.

And when the children ate the cakes and honey muffins made by Asama, Sasami had a few more rivals in love in the orphanage.

(Asama smiles at Sasami; Fuzugawa sticks out his tongue)

She was smiling so happily while eating cake and playing games.

But when it was time to say goodbye, the children burst into tears.

The emotions of little kids are so unstable. So, the girls in the love consultation department are also quite childish.

"We'll see each other again next month~"

Busei comforted the child.

Upon learning that the number of times Tokyo Wrestling King has cried in 16 years is only within the range of two hands, the young wrestling fans shouted "Tokyo Liar King".

"A real man is fit only for blood and sweat. You are still far from it."

The chaos in which fans turned to haters and beat up their idol instantly diluted the sad atmosphere of parting.

The few of them quickly boarded the return tram as they had to rush for dinner.

Members of the band Death Warrior have sent photos of them arriving at the dinner location.

"Riyo is amazing."

Jiandao, who had been called the wrong name by the kids all day long and was too lazy to correct them, was holding a thumbnail painting given to her by the kids and sighing.

"Little Riyo is really a child king."

No, she is just a qualified childcare teacher, but you are the leader among children who can truly get along well with them.

Tonight they also have to accompany Uzui to their band's practice room to watch them practice.

It is said that Bald Koyanagi really wants to learn drumming skills from Asama.

Time is ridiculously tight for Busui Kawai. The band's LIVE performance will be tomorrow night with about 2000 people, but the Death Samurai Band seems to only plan to practice for this one night, and Busui Kawai is in a relaxed state.

As for why Shiina and the others didn't urge Fuzugawa, it was probably because of their unconditional trust.

Busuichuan put down his phone and suddenly smiled.
"There is a mysterious guest tonight~~~" (End of this chapter)