Tokyo Wingman King

Wednesday, August 8, Haneda Airport.

Early in the morning, the sky was filled with morning glow, and everything above was dyed deep red.

The weather forecast predicts that Tokyo will experience the first rain of August before noon.

Even those who were in a hurry to catch the flight at the beginning could not help but slow down on the observation deck, walk past the row of people in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows, and take pictures of the colors at the end of the sea horizon.

The flight was at 9:35, and Asama arrived at the airport before 5:20.

The airport opens at around 4:50 and you can usually check in and enter the waiting area 2 hours in advance. You can also go to the duty-free shop to shop. It seems that Asama arrived too early.

He didn't mean to get up so early, it was just because someone called him in the middle of the night.

Standing in the aisle leading to Area I to exchange boarding passes, after responding to a few things that he had not responded to yesterday, Asama crouched down and dodged the sneak attack from behind by Busei.

"What a quick reaction! I wanted to play the game of 'Guess Who I Am', but you didn't even give me a chance~ Has Robert ever trained to dodge bullets?"

"F-san, staying up late will lower your IQ."

"Hehe~ Falling in love can also lower your IQ~~~Wow~ Look, all the clouds outside have turned pink!"

Busei pulled Asana's arm and pointed at the sky outside the airport's panoramic floor-to-ceiling window in surprise.

She said she found out why she couldn't sleep last night - the morning glow was waiting outside the airport, wanting to meet her as soon as possible.

Asama said that was not a reason for her to call him at three o'clock in the morning, as only stars could be seen at that time.

"F-san, how long have you been here?"

"We'll be there around 5:10."

The attempt to [change pulling to hugging] Asama's arm failed, the girl leaned her head in front of him without caring, and said with a smile,
"Mr. Robert, are you here so early because you missed me so much that you couldn't sleep?"

Asana looked at Busei's eyes and didn't find any dark circles.

"The culprit actually had the nerve to ask, "Aren't you sleepy? Do you have the skill to stay up late?"

"No~ From what Robert said, do you have any?"

"I said yes, do you believe it?"

"Of course I believe it~ Don't boys stay up until 1am to watch their favorite late-night animation? Robert, who claims to never watch ACG, can catch all the jokes."

“I have never been to Paris, but I still know that Paris is divided into 20 districts, and what attractions are there in the 7th and 8th districts on the left and right banks of the Seine.”

"Then Robert-kun will be our tour guide later. Masumi-chan will be performing tomorrow night, so we still have plenty of time."

The most tiring part about chatting with Fuzugawa is that she never fights a positional war with you, but always engages in guerrilla warfare, constantly using new questions or new rhetoric to add to your troubles. Asana missed the Fuzugawa who would cry silently, but he immediately criticized this idea of ​​admitting defeat - the enemy will not really become weak just because you want her to be weak.

He began to question Busei about the results of his work yesterday, making her feel that [life is only about the work at hand and the work waiting to be done, there is no such thing as finished work].

The fluent Busei smiled again.

"If you're not curious about things that haven't started yet, Robert-kun, why don't I bring you to our house to meet my parents? I mentioned before that my grandfather asked me to bring you over during the summer vacation, right?"

"Didn't you say you were just my chess piece? A chess piece has no right to mobilize another player."

"Didn't you say you would always support me? Could it be that your previous words of encouragement were all lies?"

".I am not the Five-Reflection Imperial Master. It would be bad if I were to see your grandfather and expose myself."

"There's no need to be so frivolous when meeting a parent~ The person I want to spend my life with, Izuku Risei, doesn't need to be the Five-Voice Emperor's Master."

Busei said something very remarkable in a very natural tone.

Asana looked away and found that a corner of the pink clouds in the distance was actually in the shape of a heart.

"Miss of the underworld, are you going to stage a drama of forcing someone to marry into your family?"

"Robert, [friends] can stay together for a lifetime."

Over the past month, the nature of [friend] in their mouths has become more and more different. Asama has always been firm that he did not do anything under the guise of selling something else, and they were the ones who were secretly making false moves.

Asama, who had distanced himself from Busui Kawai, was caught up by Busui Kawai again.

"Would you like to come to my house? My room at home is very big. It's okay if we don't do it in my room."

"Can you please stop using these irrelevant words? Who did you learn this from?"

"It is said that if you want to take your relationship with a boy to the next level, saying dirty things will work wonders."

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Asana thought of the question that Minister Fujiwara Ai had asked him. When he thought about it, the minister had not harassed him for several days. Is she still alive?
"Is Robert-kun thinking of something obscene?"

Busei gave a wicked smile as if his trick had succeeded.

"No, I suddenly thought of a nasty person. I hope you don't learn from her, or I will cut off all ties with you."

"Her? Did Robert meet a girl who is even more vulgar than me without my knowledge?"

“Why can you assume that you are obscene?”

"It's Robert-kun's fault that I became so obscene!"

Busei lowered his head and covered his chest, and his voice was quite loud, causing the people in a tour group who happened to be passing by to all look at Asama.

"But I have ED. This way, we will only suffer more and more."

Asama's retaliatory and spontaneous remarks made the worldly-wise aunties in the tour group look at Busei with sympathy.

After that conversation, the two of them restrained themselves a lot.

Fuzugawa actually didn't think much of it. She wished she could chat with Asama for seven days and seven nights. If Asama had a digital obsession, six days and six nights would be no problem. She liked this kind of chat where she always had the desire to share, to confide, and to tease. She would always like Asama Shizumi who would respond seriously and take her words seriously even if she said a lot of nonsense.

He said he was not qualified to love.

However, love is hidden in all the trivial details of daily life with her. In the idle chats with her without any topic, what he felt was not the passage of time, but the little love passed between each other.

Maybe he already knew it, and knew that he treated many girls like this. So, is that why he said that he was not qualified to be a lover?
Robert, who criticized the private lives of Camus, Heidegger and Lacan, is obviously not only morally obsessed. She firmly believes that there is trauma in his heart that prevents him from falling in love.

If one, two, or four people are not enough, then can adding more people do the trick?

It would be a lie to say she wasn't possessive, but she wanted him to heal more than she wanted her own feelings.

Jiandao was the third one to arrive. When Futami and Pochi hurried over, there was still an hour and a half before the plane took off.

After hauling their luggage and passing security, they found a seat near the boarding gate and sat down.

Asana took out the still warm milk and coffee from his thermal bag, as well as the sandwiches made from the ingredients that he hadn't finished yesterday.

"Wasn't this sandwich made early yesterday morning? It's been 24 hours already!"

Busei said in amazement.

"The eggs were cooked today, the bread was re-toasted, and the cheese, bacon, and tea are sealed and refrigerated. Just tell me if you want to eat it. If you don't want to eat it, you can have breakfast next door."

There are many restaurants serving breakfast on the Edo-style street in the airport that is hung with lanterns.

"That's so expensive! People who spend money at the airport are all wealthy capitalists."

"I'm so glad that this time I finally integrated into the working class."

"Robert is just a rich but stingy capitalist~" "Ashui is indeed a stingy person. In our Asama family, he is known as Ashui mean."

"I'm glad you remember that mean means stingy."

"But when people say Ah Shui mean, they are more likely to say that you are mean~"

Asama declared at this point that he preferred to keep quiet and snuggle up to the dozing Futami and Majima after breakfast.

The five people waited for another hour.

Because Pochi said too many flags that were not suitable to be said before takeoff, Asama snapped his fingers at least 200 times in one breath.

The sky in Tokyo was completely overcast, and the flight finally opened for boarding before it started raining.

When showing the boarding pass, the flight attendant suddenly paused and confirmed the names with Asana and the others.

"Your friend has applied for a cabin upgrade for you. Please follow me."

Asana looked at Busei, only to see her sticking out her tongue.

Could it be that the Fuzugawa family is showing goodwill to him?
When the group was led to the first-class cabin, they realized that it was not the work of the Busuigawa family.

It was the girl with great money power, Hououin Haruka. Standing behind her were a housekeeper and five maids.

"Teacher O, since I have officially joined the club, there should be no problem for me to participate in department activities, right?"

"No."

Asama glanced at the insider, Fuzugawa. The energetic idol gave him a thumbs up and lip-synced, "Not as vulgar as me~"

Too lazy to talk about her.

Hououin Haruka had indeed successfully joined the club the day before yesterday.

On the night when Futami and the others were drunk, Asana corrected the answer sheets that she sent to him using the exam app before going to bed - it took him 60 minutes to finish it, and even the essay questions were answered with full marks.

Asama was not surprised by this result. She had consistently ranked fifth in many monthly exams in Yinghe, which made her many times better than him who ranked 5th.

The crown of the top academic candidate in the Love Counseling Club was taken off Busikawa's head and placed on Hououin's head.

Think about it, besides being rich, smart, well-educated, she also has certain management experience. Letting her come to the love consulting department, which is seriously under-labored, to work as a slave is a wiser decision than inviting Steve Jobs to return to Apple for a second time.

"Asama-san, Fushigawa-san, Futami-san, Majima-san, your seats are on the left. Theoretically, according to the route, you can enjoy the view of Mount Fuji."

Fenghuangyuan pointed to the four first-class seats on the left that looked like small rooms, and then pointed to the second seat on the right and said to Asama,

"Master, this is your seat. I'll sit in the back, one seat between you and me. I've also bought the other two seats in this cabin. No one will disturb you on the rest of your journey."

Although 8 first-class cabins can be purchased for 160-200 million yen, seeing the housekeepers and maids behind her, he has a better understanding of the identity of Hououin Haruka as a rich lady. Not only are the services contracted by the servants of the Hououin family, but even the menu on the plane has been changed to a customized one by the Hououin family.

Such as 5J Iberian ham made from Spanish Guijuelo black-hoofed pigs and low-temperature fried pork chops wet-aged from Hungarian Mangalica long-haired pigs.

Asama had some impression of the Mangalica long-haired pig. From a distance, it looked like a pig covered with sheep wool. Japan has also introduced it for breeding in Hokkaido, but the annual output is not high, with only more than 100 pigs released each year. Therefore, even in Tokyo, only a very small number of high-end restaurants will provide this kind of meat dishes.

In short, the ingredients on the menu were much more expensive than their plane tickets. Asama recalled the gout bento that Chiyo Konoe brought to the rooftop. These rich people who never tire of fine food were really too corrupt.

After Asama and the others were all seated, the captain, second captain, chief steward and several others of the ANA flight came over to say hello and presented them with a big gift box on behalf of ANA.

After the crew said goodbye, Pochi opened the gift box immediately. She found inside was a customized water bottle jointly branded by ANA and Pokémon, a diamond-shaped blue leather luggage tag jointly branded by ANA and Gundam, and a bottle of fragrance jointly branded by ANA and Demon Slayer.

"They all seem to be impractical. Why are they all co-branded with anime?"

"Because Robert likes watching cartoons?"

"Are you really a fictional historian?"

Asama looked at Busui River speechlessly.

"But, being able to imitate Haruhi Suzumiya and say something like that, no matter how you think about it, it's already beyond many anime otakus, right?"

"I'm sorry I don't have any super powers, Master."

Fenghuangyuan suddenly apologized to Qianjian, and the five maids and the butler also said in unison,

"I'm sorry I don't have any super powers, Master."

Busui River comforts Houhouin at the right time.

"Xiao Yaojia, your money ability is currently the most popular superpower!"

Fenghuangin rolled her eyes at Busui. In her heart, she still couldn't understand how Busui was chosen by the Great Sensei and was carefully trained. But when she compared her with several other girls, she felt relieved. Maybe he just wanted to add some randomness and challenge to the road of conquering the strong and supporting the weak.

Mallarmé said: "Every thought is the result of a throw of the dice."

France, where workers are particularly united, lags behind those countries where workers' strength and ambition are obviously insufficient in building a communist society. Is this also God's bad taste in throwing dice?

"Even if Jingshui comes up with unrealistic anime memes like aliens, future people, and superpowers, it's more intimate than him talking about effects or doctrines."

"But it seems like Shizumi-kun really doesn't like watching anime. He looked miserable the entire time he watched the Quintessential Quintuplets movie yesterday."

"I didn't doze off, so I guess it's not that annoying. Jing Shui might like the series "Love, Death, and Robots" more."

Sitting in the seats separated into rooms did not affect the communication between the girls at all.

Before the plane took off, Pochi and Futami wanted to change seats, but their request was rejected by Hououin on the grounds that it might disturb the Great Sensei's rest.

Asama was passing the time with a copy of "Practice and Contradiction" edited by Žižek. After the plane stabilized, Futami, Majima and Fushimi also started reading the book.

Pochi, on the other hand, looked out the window with great interest, hoping to see Mount Fuji through the thick clouds.

Fenghuangyuan observed the ecological environment of the Love Counseling Department, nodded, and took notes.

She didn't know that not long after the doors of their respective small rooms were closed, Erjian and the others put on steam eye masks and started to catch up on their sleep.

After having a simple lunch on the plane, Asama finished reading Zizek's book at 3 pm Tokyo time.

He also identified his next target - Alain Badiou. In the past, he had only read a few excerpts and Badiou's "The Polyphony of Love". Zizek repeatedly mentioned this name, as well as Badiou's views on teacher theory, which made Asama interested in this former dean of the philosophy department of the École Normale Supérieure in Paris.

With the presence of the disciplinary committee member, Fenghuangyuan, Qianjian fully enjoyed the 15-hour brain flight experience without interruption. He also skimmed through Althusser's two pamphlets, "Lenin and Philosophy" and "Marx in Limitations".

At 5: local time, the plane landed smoothly on the runway of Charles de Gaulle Airport in France.

"Teacher, I have booked a room at the Ritz Paris, which is very close to the Opera Garnier where Ichijou will be performing. I suggest that we have dinner later."

"We have already booked a hotel. Since this is a department activity, let's be democratic and listen to everyone's opinions on where to have dinner."

"I think Little Phoenix Court has made great arrangements!"

"Xiaoyaojia has put much more effort into preparing for this trip than Robert-kun~"

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The hotel was changed to the Ritz Hotel in the first district.

Asana reluctantly canceled the previous hotel reservation, and the money for the two love letters was wasted.

But compared to this, he was more concerned about how many rooms Phoenix Court had booked.

If he was not given a single room, he would be Batman at night to improve the public order in Paris and lower his conflict level. (End of this chapter)