Tokyo Wingman King

"What are you doing at my door?"

Asama was standing in the aisle, with his arms folded, looking coldly at Pochi and Fujiwara Ai.

Pochi felt that Asama's breath was a little rapid, and suddenly said,

"Goo, no wonder no one answered the door after knocking for so long. Stupid Ah Shui, did you leave us alone to go do your morning exercise again?"

Fujiwara Ai stepped in front of Pochi and showed her nostrils to Asama.

Today, Fujiwara Ai wore a red off-shoulder mini dress with sparkling jewelry adorning her ears, neck and wrists, like a proud princess who was about to attend her own coming-of-age ceremony.

"Asama Asama~ You wake up earlier than the French chickens~~~ I have already finished the minister's reinstatement exam~ Have you seen it?"

As soon as Fujiwara finished speaking, Pochi used his strength advantage to get stuck in front of her again.

The two began to wrestle in front of Asama, but Fujiwara was obviously no match for Pochi.

Looking at the two people confronting each other, Asana felt a little headache.

"You two have a really good relationship. As expected, dogs are one of the animals that are best at making friends, right?"

The two of them did not think there was anything wrong with the second half of Asana's speech. Instead, they looked at each other with disdain without any concealment.

"Are Yue Hai and Mai up yet?"

"Mai-chan is writing in her diary. Kozuki Umi isn't in her room. She should be in that Gargamel Salon. I'll give her a call."

Asama stopped Pochi's attempt to call.

"Idiot, it's the Grammont Salon, you guys go straight there, I'll be there later."

Normally, breakfast at the Ritz Hotel is delivered directly to the room, but Phoenix Court has decided to have breakfast today at the Gramont Salon - the Ritz Hotel's star chef will prepare desserts for them.

The name of the salon was named after the Duke of Gramont, a friend and powerful minister of Louis XIV. The duke was the commander-in-chief of the French army on the European battlefield and was also an important figure in the world of fame and fortune in the Palace of Versailles.

Originally, Asana didn't know this person, but yesterday's conversation between Hououin and Fuzugawa made Asana, who was ashamed of his ignorance, secretly make up for some mistakes.

"A Shui isn't going with us?"

"I'll take a shower and come back."

"I can wait for you. Mai-chan hasn't washed up yet, and it will take a while for everyone to arrive."

Asana tapped Pochi's head and waved his hand to drive the two away.

Fujiwara Ai pouted in dissatisfaction, "Asama Asama, I came to see you early in the morning, won't you invite me into the room and sit down?"

"What do you want?"

"Aren't you expecting me to say [Ah~ I'm coming in~] when I enter the room? Could it be that there is a naked woman hiding in your room or under the quilt!?"

After hearing what Fujiwara Ai said, Pochi had an expression that said, "Is she a genius?"

"Hmm - Ah Shui's behavior is indeed suspicious. Normally, Ah Shui would just glare at me and go straight into the room."

Pochi sniffed and said,
"Is there really a girl in the room? Hey! You stinky Ah Shui! Why don't you let us go in and search?"

Fujiwara Ai held the door handle with one hand and said proudly,

"Hehe~ I was right, wasn't I? Excuses like [I just wanted to learn a foreign language], [The blanket just grew two legs], [She just came here to play hide-and-seek] are useless! Well~~ Don't worry, even if Asama Asama is labeled a pervert, I am confident that I can always..."

Asana gave each of them a slap on the face.

"If you are not in a clear mind, go back to sleep. You have the taste of the Seine in your mouth, and you dare to talk nonsense like this."

"Damn you Ah Shui, I was just saying that, it was this guy who slandered you."

"Eh——When did Asama Asama develop this violent tendency?!"

Fujiwara Ai squatted down with her head in her hands.

"I need to take a shit, hurry up and leave, don't stand at the door."

"Asama Asama hasn't answered my question yet!"

"Did you ask any questions just now?"

"Minister's reinstatement exam! Minister's reinstatement exam!"

Fujiwara Ai's face was puffed up as if she was hit by an inflating spell, and it seemed like she would float up like a hot air balloon at any time.

"Your brain capacity is even less than that of a dog? I told you to start from the grassroots level, and what I sent you is just a small program for the entrance examination. Former Minister Fujiwara, if you can concentrate on writing your love masterpiece instead of running to me to chat early in the morning, I think I will have time to correct it."

"Humph! What grassroots or not? I haven't even bothered with you about the fact that you stole my position as minister in such a despicable way!"

"I'm just eliminating unnecessary parts of the organization. What you call mean, I call efficient."

"Then there's still half an hour until breakfast time. Aren't you very efficient? It shouldn't take you long to finish grading the papers in your room, right?"

Fujiwara Ai stood up and made the same arm-crossing pose as Asama.

It's just that the top of her arms are so majestic that her action doesn't look like a question, but rather a show-off to emphasize the size of her chest.

Pochi quietly made the unhappy smacking sound that gamblers make when they lose a game.

Asana quickly shifted his gaze to Pochi's smooth forehead, and it took him a while to drive away the two troublemakers, the golden retriever and the husky.

It was almost certain that Fujiwara Ai would pass the exam, but she took the initiative to return to the Love Consultation Department this time, and I really didn't know how much trouble she would cause next semester. The move to dismiss Fujiwara Ai from her position as department director in advance now seemed extremely wise.

He thought of the video call that Fujiwara Ai made yesterday.

Last night, when Chairman Fujihara saw himself standing behind Fujiwara Ai, he showed an intriguing expression, as if he expected it and was happy to see it happen.

Chairman Fujiwara had only met him briefly a few times in Toyo Eiwa. Asama suspected that the head of the Ichijo family and the head of the Fujiwara family regarded him as a illegitimate child of the Konoe family.

After all, the chairman's eyes when he looked at him at first were very ordinary - an ordinary, compassionate look from a senior educator looking at a country test-taker - even though Asama Shizumizu was the number one member of the club founded by his beloved daughter, and even though he had specially arranged for the principal to meet with this young man because of Sakagami's matter, Chairman Fujihara had not taken Asama Shizumizu seriously before.

Come to think of it, how did Konoe Takuma introduce himself, Asama Shizumi, to others?

The head of the Konoe family seemed to have never paid attention to the lies that [Clown Asama Shizumi] told to fool Konoe Chiyo. Instead, Konoe Ruzai looked at him like a terrorist.

Does this mean that the top leaders of the Konoe family all know that he is a dangerous person, but the other five families all know him, Asama Shizumi, through the head of the Konoe family - a young junior who is favored by Konoe Takumi and is worthy of investment?

He had no interest in playing both sides among the five families.

Asama sighed, took out his phone, and clicked on the message from Futami—

"They've left, right? Shizumi-kun, you forgot to take your room card. Do you need me to open the door for you?"

There was a high probability that Futami was standing behind the door just now, listening to Pochi, Fujiwara and the others talking nonsense.

"No, just change your clothes and go downstairs."

Asana replied the message but did not choose to go back to the room.

He thought about it from Futami's perspective and realized that the probability of her putting on clothes at this moment was low, so it would be better not to go back.

The courtyard was filled with dappled sunlight.

An entrance to the Grammont Salon connects to the large garden of the Ritz Hotel. The glasses on the dining table reflect the dazzling natural light, and the breakfast of the people in the Love Consultation Department is full of the breath of summer.

Jiandao came late with Futami's arm around his. They sat across the long table. Fenghuangyuan sat next to Pochi and introduced the background stories of the desserts on the menu. For example, the berry-filled Financier Cake was called Financier because this soft and moist dessert in the shape of a gold bar was invented by cake chefs near the Paris Stock Exchange for those financiers who had no time for breakfast and were in a hurry.

Pochi had already eaten a financier in advance, two apricot-colored Madeleine cakes made by chef François Perret, and drank a glass of alcoholic and lightly sweetened dry champagne. She also explained to Asama that drinking was just a way of adapting to local customs.

"Ah Shui, the drinking age in France is 18. Also, Xiao Yaojia said that in the past, French elementary school students would drink a glass of wine at lunch time."

I really don't know why Pochi can chat with Phoenix Institution.

Futami shared her experience of cycling in Paris in the early morning, and took the initiative to reveal that she set out with Asama. During the chat, she also used her morning exploration of Coco Chanel's past to cover the more than one hour she spent in Asama's room.

Asana couldn't help but shake his head. The girls around him were all born liars.

Fuzugawa sat on Asama's left, listening to Fujiwara telling her about [Fujiwara's Love Research Travel Notes]——

In Spain, she asked an 85-year-old man who had married 65 wives for the secret of love, and was almost imprisoned by the old man to become his 66th wife;
In Italy, she went to interview a man who said online that his lover would disappear if he dated for more than half a year. She thought he was a serial killer, so she called the police in advance. Unexpectedly, he was just dating cockroaches, and was taken back to the police station because he raised a large number of invasive species with pathogens at home. She was suspected of being infected with the virus and was directly isolated in the hospital, and the hospital robbed her of 8000 euros in disguise.

These two stories sound like Fujiwara Ai's version of "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen". Fuzugawa and Fujiwara Ai had a very heated discussion, ranging from marriage law, the rationality of unequal love, to the origin of cockroaches, whether people like cockroaches have human rights, and so on.

Fujiwara Ai obviously has much more in her mind than Pochi, and she has a lot of conversations with Fuzugawa.

The breakfast was too sweet for Asama to get used to. It was the first time he had seen a breakfast with more desserts than staple food. He wanted to eat something hot and salty, but grilled sausages, steaks, and seafood were a bit greasy, so he could only order a bowl of salty porridge.

The girls were very satisfied with the breakfast and drank some wine, including red wine, champagne, orange liqueur, blackcurrant Kir, and cider.
The Ritz’s wine collection feels as vast as the British Library’s collection of books, and it also arouses everyone’s curiosity about the taste of alcoholic beverages.

Fortunately, the double limit valves of Asama and Houhouin existed, so Pochi was prevented from finishing a whole 1-liter bottle of Rothschild's new champagne.

The girls, who had drunk at least two glasses of wine, had already started discussing what kind of wine they wanted to drink for breakfast tomorrow. Futami looked at Asama seriously, quoting Fitzgerald: "Anything in excess is a bad thing, but too much champagne is a good thing."

Asama felt that if he stayed in Paris for two more days, the love consultation center would become a gathering place for drunkards who had the habit of drinking early in the morning.

Asana said the advice about drinking more than once, but the effect was similar to when he said "I don't want to be in a relationship, I just want to be friends."

In fact, when it comes to drinking, apart from the guidance of the drunkard Pochi, Futami and Jiandao themselves are not very averse to drinking.

They have been exposed to alcohol since childhood. When Futami was a child, she would drink various sweet wines at various banquets, and when Jiandao was a child, she would occasionally be forced by her mother to toast to the guests.

Asama also understood that the bigger reason why they loved drinking was because of him - they wanted to use the slightly tipsy state to get closer, imagine some things, and relieve some of their depression.

The Japanese sake brand Gokukami Yoshinogawa once launched an advertisement - [I broke up in Tokyo, luckily the wine was strong.] - and they seemed to be the heroines in this advertisement.

Thinking of this, Asana poured himself a glass of grape-flavored Fanta.

"Why doesn't Robert drink wine made from real grapes, but always drinks grape-flavored soda made from essence?"

"The real thing, with the side effects of the real thing."

Fenghuangyuan nodded and said, "Just like real love, it will hurt people when they break up, but fake feelings don't make people crazy."

Asana glanced at Fenghuangin. That wasn't what he meant. He just simply liked grape-flavored Fanta.

Seeing that everyone had drinks in their cups, Fuzugawa asked everyone to toast together and said with a smile, "I wish you another beautiful day, Tchin-Tchin~~~"

"Tchin-Tchin~~~" x3
"oh~Tchin~Tchin~~~" x2
Pochi and Fujiwara started making dirty jokes at the same time as if they were in sync, but when the girls at the table heard the pronunciation of something like [Ou Jin Jin], no one blushed.

"Mr. Robert, did you know that the word 'Tchin' comes from the Chinese saying 'Please' when drinking?"

"Yeah, I heard something."

"Can you give me another similar example, Robert?"

"Bon can't hold it anymore."

"what does that mean?"

"Hard to say."

"Yeah, I learned it."

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After breakfast, the group discussed the itinerary again. The girls went back to their room to pack and dress up for a while before walking out of the hotel and heading to the Louvre Museum.

On the way, Fujiwara Ai shared her experiences of traveling around the world with Fuzugawa——

She met 20 girls who advocated platonic love in Greece, and found that only one girl's love partner was a real person. The girl was not afraid of being betrayed by men because she was a sea king. She also boasted to Fujiwara that only millionaires could sleep with her. She has collected more than 1 millionaires and told Fujiwara Ai, who seemed to be very rich, that she was popular with both men and women.

She was researching the percentage of transvestites among gays in the UK, and accidentally discovered that a well-known transvestite anchor was actually a girl. The exposure of this incident caused riots in many gay bars in London. It is said that the angry rich fans sent the female anchor to the operating table and turned her into a real transvestite. As a result, the number of YouTube fans of the real transvestite suddenly increased by 20. Later, the rich network offered a reward to the original exposer, but Fujiwara Ai felt it was a trap and did not collect the money.

As Asama listened to Fujiwara Ai's sharing, he felt for a moment that she was indeed conducting academic research seriously.

Can love be shared; how does love transcend age, race or dimension; what is the contractual spirit and morality of love; how is modern love dominated by material things, these are all good topics.

But judging from the content of the discussion between Fujiwara and Fushigi, she is far more likely to write a novel than an academic work on love.

At 9:12 in the morning, a long queue had already formed in front of the Louvre. There were statues of Venus de Milo standing in the square. Her arms were restored to look like she was holding a tennis racket, basketball, dumbbells and other sports props. These works were obviously created by the artist to welcome the Paris Olympics.

The glass pyramid designed by I.M. Pei reflects the blue sky after the rain. Parisians once questioned the construction of the glass pyramids just like they questioned the Eiffel Tower. Most people think that using an Egyptian architectural business card designed by a Chinese designer in front of the French Louvre is a humiliation to French culture. This questioning has been reversed like the cycle of history. They fell in love with these five glass pyramids just like they love the Louvre.

I have to say, it's very French.

On the Louvre Square, Asama's lineup of one man, five women, a butler and four bodyguards looked very conspicuous.

The Phoenix Court, which did not like being noticed, used its money ability in advance, and the butlers led a few people across the long line and headed towards the green channel.

But Busei suddenly stopped and said that she wanted to queue up to experience the normal admission process.

The sun was getting a little hot, so everyone wanted to go in earlier. But when Asama stood next to Fuzugawa, the girls changed their minds.

Although they chose the underground second floor entrance with a relatively short queue, it still took them an extra hour to enter the museum successfully.

In front of the inverted pyramid, a tour guide in a suit and tie, who looked a bit like Timothée Chalamet, came up to us with a smile.

This handsome guy's Japanese is average, Fenghuangyuan shook his head and asked him to explain in French.

Pochi and Jiandao, whose French listening skills were obviously poorer, looked at each other and each rented a Nintendo 3DS audio guide that made them feel very familiar.

Several people followed the guide and took a special elevator directly from the ground to the 711 exhibition hall of the Denon Pavilion to see Mona Lisa. This exhibition hall used to be the Council Hall, and Pochi and Fujiwara Ai preferred the friendly name of the 711 exhibition hall.

After listening to the anecdotes about Leonardo da Vinci and his paintings, the group visited works such as "The Wedding at Cana", "Liberty Leading the People", "The Coronation of Napoleon I", and stopped in front of the statue of "Cupid Kissing Psyche".

"Psyche was actually very happy. Even though she did not keep her promise to Cupid, she was still saved by Cupid."

After listening to the guide's background story, Futami looked with envy at the girl who was being hugged and kissed by her winged lover.

"Do you think Cupid did not obey Venus's order and let Psyche fall in love with the ugliest monster in the world out of justice and conscience, or out of selfish desire?"

Busuikawa directed the topic elsewhere.

“Perhaps resistance to unreasonable orders from superiors is where the brilliance of human nature shines.”

Asama looked at the sculpture's opposing triangle composition and immediately thought of I.M. Pei's Pyramid.

He suddenly turned sideways, and Fujiwara Ai's attack on the back of Asana's head missed.

"Hmph! You lecherous Asama Asama, you are not a lolita complex! Even an E-cup like me can't satisfy you, and you are so easily deceived by those C-cup and D-cup lolis."

The cups you mentioned don't belong to the category of loli at all! ! ! (End of this chapter)