You don't understand the happiness of the director

Chapter 80 (5 more, please order first)
In order to write this article, Wang Quan actually did a lot of preparatory homework and had an in-depth understanding of Song Zude and all the people and things related to him.

Because Song Zude also had several works later as a director and actor, although his reputation was uglier than his face, there were some useful comments that made Wang Quan fully understand Song Zude.

Including not limited to scolding with Guo Degang, being sprayed so that he can't take care of himself, and director Xie Jin, the film industry leader who spread rumors with his brother Liu Xinda and died two years later, this also strengthened Wang Quan's determination to scold the clown severely , Madeleine, don't you know that "Wreath Below the Mountain" is one of my favorite movies!
At the beginning, "Haha, I didn't expect to see a new article so soon. I actually didn't expect it myself. I also want to thank Teacher Song Zude."

"A few days ago, I saw a news headline on the Internet, saying that a senior sister of our film school had changed her surname, and it caused an uproar on the Internet. I can testify that it is true, and many alumni know about it!"

"Because I know a little about this senior sister. In the past, her father's surname was An, but now her mother's surname is Liu. Why is it not considered a surname change? At that time, I was surprised that this is worth discussing on the Internet. Song Teacher, isn’t there someone with a surname change in your family?”

"Your younger brother Liu Xinda, originally named Song Zuxing, not only changed his surname, but even his name."

"By the way, why do you and the brothers pretend not to know each other? Is it for the sake of being objective and fair when you support each other?"

Song Zude's hype is not alone. He has a very famous hype partner named Liu Xinda, a writer, and also a shoemaker (laughs).

Liu Xinda's identity as a writer made Liu Xinda appear very authoritative. With his cooperation and assists, some of Song Zude's shocking words could fool some people, and Huaxia's population base was too large, and gradually formed a momentum.

And Liu Xinda's real identity is Song Zuxing, Song Zude's cousin. He was adopted into Song Zude's family since he was a child. The two cousins ​​look like twins. Netizens didn't find the problem, so Wang Quan was the first to reveal it. He did a hard science popularization.

Then Wang Quan continued, "Oh, just reading one title made me think so much, the content must be quite exciting, so I patiently continued to read Mr. Song's article, only to realize that I was wrong, it was transgender, not Change your surname! It turns out that my senior sister is actually a senior brother!"

"I have no way of knowing whether this matter is true or not, but I still want to believe it is true. After all, how can Teacher Song lie? If he makes up rumors about this little girl, wouldn't he be an asshole? , human scum, beast, stinky shit."

"But if Mr. Song is not a bastard, a scum, a beast, or stinky shit, you should show evidence in time instead of touching your upper lip to your lower lip. Uh, this action seems a bit difficult for Mr. Song. Your teeth are too protruding. Your mouth It shouldn't be able to close.

"Although I haven't seen Mr. Song's real face, I have looked up at Mr. Song's photos. Those front teeth are so ingenious. I often imagine that he is doing some work in the back kitchen to open bottles and cans. He doesn't need any tools. A pair of front teeth Poke it down, open roads across mountains and build bridges when encountering water, what can't be done, the kitchen knives can be put away.

"Besides this face, the painter is mad at the painter, and the carpenter is hard to death. When Lu Ban came, he would have to cry. The strings were hanging on all sides, and he couldn't untangle it. It seemed like he had drank sugar urine. It was really amazing. How could a human face look like this? The sign looks like a pelvis if you look closely, with a pair of eyes that look like chestnuts, with the bottom facing up, connecting with the bladder, the tip pointing down, sticking to the pubic symphysis, and the mouth..." (Note 1)

"Oh, it's too far away, it's all because Mr. Song is too abstract, making people think about it.

"Back to the topic, we definitely believe that Mr. Song is not a bastard, a scumbag, a beast, or stinky shit, but public figures still have to speak evidence, not just talk nonsense, and be worthy of our own face, no, I thought of Mr. Song again That face, made me laugh for a while.

"It's all right now. I have received professional training. I generally don't laugh unless I can't help it. Let's use an analogy. Take Teacher Song as an example. If you don't need evidence for your speech, then I can say that, Teacher Song is actually She is also a transgender person, yes, yes, he is actually her, I didn’t expect it, I saw Mr. Song making a fuss about the plastic surgery hospital in the United States, and it even made local news. It turned out that he asked the plastic surgery hospital to refund the money. Said that the other party made him too ugly.

"According to the reporter's interview, Teacher Song was originally a woman, but because she was ugly, she hadn't found a partner in her 30s. The village introduced her to the kind of old bachelor who was 50 or [-] years old and didn't pick anything. As a result, she did it when she saw her. He vomited, his legs trembled and he was almost paralyzed.

"Helpless, Mrs. Song's parents suggested that she change her gender and become a man, just to pass on the old Song family's surname. After all, her brother has changed his surname to Liu, and the Song family can only rely on her. In this way, the old Song family has The two transgender people are like a glory to the ancestors."

"But who would have thought that Mr. Song, who has transgendered into a man, is still so ugly, and he still can't find a girlfriend. In a fit of rage, he even made a big fuss in the plastic surgery hospital in the United States, embarrassing the people of the country. Said he was a neon man."

"The above is the rumors I demonstrated. Since I don't need photos, I don't pay attention to evidence, and I only rely on imagination, so the transition is very smooth, without flaws. It is simply the embryo of a good script. It can be suspenseful or literary. , but you must never make a comedy, because I am a professional, and I generally don't laugh unless I can't help it... Hahaha.

"I really deserve to be the screenwriter selected by the Oscars! Alright, let's call it a day and go to bed."

The article was written in one go, published later, refreshed, and saw the first comment.

Jiu Guhuo hurts: Huh?Is the sofa mine? !
It's not "I'm not Concubine Liu Yi", Wang Quan suddenly lost interest, ignored the netizen, hugged Jia Duo and fell asleep.

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Domestically, the capital.

Concubine Liu Yi thought that if she didn't respond, she would be able to calm down the matter, but she didn't expect that the heat of this matter would not decrease, but would intensify instead.

Yesterday, in order to promote Shendiao, she participated in a program. The host asked about the topic of transgender very impolitely. The angry mother took her away and interrupted the recording, which made Zhang Jizhong who was present at the time very embarrassed.

Even some students in the class looked at themselves strangely. Although they didn't say anything, they must be wondering what kind of species they are. Only Yawen is protecting himself very carefully. He is really a good person.

If that was the case, Concubine Liu Yi felt that she could still hold on, but he was afraid that the King Quan, who was far away in the country of America, would also hear about it and even believe it.

Concubine Liu Yi thought about it later, if Junior Wang Quan found out, he would definitely ask Mimi immediately, so as long as she convinced Mimi that she was innocent, Wang Quan would not have groundless doubts.

Oh, why am I getting smarter recently, is it secondary development?
Concubine Liu Yi complacently went downstairs to look for Yang Mi in the dormitory. Yuan Shanshan in the dormitory said she was not there, then stood up, wanting to get close to Concubine Liu Yi, but did not dare, with a tangled expression.

Concubine Liu Yi walked straight in front of her, and unexpectedly patted Yuan Shanshan's buttocks, "Alright then, I'm leaving, Junior Sister."

"what!"

As soon as Concubine Liu Yi left, Yuan Shanshan screamed out, staring at the place where she was touched in a daze, at this moment she felt that she was not clean!
Concubine Liu Yi, who has a secondary development of her brain, guessed that today is not the weekend, and there are many freshman courses, so Mimi should go to the secret cabin of the king.

So she walked over, knocked on the door, and it took a long time to hear a response.

"Who?"

"Mimi, it's me, Concubine Yi."

"Ah!" The voice inside seemed very surprised, and then I heard the sound of tidying up something in a panic.

After a while, Yang Mi opened the door and welcomed Concubine Liu Yi in, "Concubine Yi, why are you here, what's the matter?"

Concubine Liu Yi looked at Yang Mi's obviously reddened face, and asked strangely, "Mimi, what are you doing?"

"It's nothing, I'm going to bed~" She stretched her waist, and surprised Concubine Liu Yi at the same time.

Concubine Liu Yi noticed the computer here, she walked over, touched the main computer, it was hot.

"You were surfing the Internet just now?"

"No, no."

"You're just surfing the Internet!" Concubine Liu Yi pressed her step by step, "Say, are you also reading posts about me?"

what?
Concubine Liu Yi didn't look angry, she spread her hands, "Look, look, I'm sure I'd be curious if the internet says you're a man."

Yang Mi, "I'm not curious, I don't believe it at all."

"Oh, really not curious? Originally, I wanted to prove it to you." Concubine Liu Yi suddenly smiled mischievously.

"what!"

Yang Mi sat down next to Concubine Liu Yi, "Really, how do you prove it?"

Concubine Liu Yi fumbled in her bag, "Look!"

"cell phone?"

Concubine Liu Yi, "It's a photo on my phone."

Concubine Liu Yi then showed Yang Mi photos of herself when she was a child, paper photos taken with her mobile phone, dozens of them from childhood to adulthood, all dressed as little girls with pigtails and skirts, cute and provocative Lian, and it can be seen that it is a beauty embryo at a very young age, and it looks similar to now, and it can be seen at a glance that it is a person.

Yang Mi was speechless for a while, "You are too narcissistic, you actually put so many childhood photos in your phone."

Concubine Liu Yi asked back, "Don't you have it in your phone?"

"No, it may be in my mother's mobile phone, and you can't explain the problem."

"That doesn't explain the problem?"

Yang Mi, "What if you have been a transvestite since childhood."

Concubine Liu Yi, "wtf!" She was so angry that she almost swears in English, can she still understand it like this! (Note 2)

"Then how can you believe it?" If you don't believe it, how can Wang Quan believe it? If Wang Quan doesn't believe it, how can I make progress!
"It's not impossible,"

　(Note 1: This article is borrowed from Guo Degang's article scolding Song Zude. The original text is full of thousands of words, which is far more enjoyable than what I have seen so far. Guo can be called the master of cursing people.

　　Note 2: wtf: what the fuck, what the hell)

　　
　
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