China Entertainment Zero Two Ordinary Actor

Chapter 383 I am Hu Bayi
"My ancestors were once very famous landowners from all over the country."

"Hey, don't look at how miserable I am now. As the saying goes, you can't survive more than three generations of poverty. It's also difficult for you to be rich."

Fang Yu's line skills are very strong. In just two sentences, the audience fell silent and stared at the screen intently.

The scene on the curtain changed, and we arrived in front of a house in an instant.

The camera panned to the back room, and the audience became nervous.

The name of this movie is "Ghost Blowing the Lamp", and Fang Yu, a master of horror, participated in the production. It's strange that there are no scary things in the movie!

No one knows whether there will be one at the beginning.

"Did you see that the person on the bed who was screaming oooh-ouch is my grandfather, Hu Guohua."

The actor who plays Hu Guohua is the actor Fu Dalong who has played "Tengu".

Fu Dalong, a smoker, has a very good image and mentality. As soon as he rolls on the bed, anyone with a discerning eye will know what is going on with him.

"As for him, even though he has a fortune of millions, he doesn't learn how to do anything he likes. He has to imitate other people's eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. Isn't that right? When the time comes, this guy also learned to smoke cigarettes. I don't care. No matter how much property our ancestors left behind, they can't bear this guy's squandering, right?"

"Oh, so my grandfather is a bit unfilial, but let's go on and see why I said that about him."

Fang Yu's voice disappeared, and the theater became ambient sound.

Hu Guohua's addict was rolling around on the bed and screaming, and he acted so uncomfortable that the audience felt very immersed in it.
"That's right! That's right! Why didn't I think of that!" Hu Guohua suddenly stood up, got out of bed like a catapult, and ran out.

After a while, there was someone standing in his yard.

"Uncle! You see! I have made an agreement with that family! After all, she is also a young girl, and the two-dollar betrothal gift is indispensable! You are the only relative of mine! Uncle! You have to take care of it. You dear nephew!"

The actor who plays the uncle is also an experienced actor.

One of the three major acting talents in China is actor Li Xuejian!
The look in the eyes of Fu Dalong and Li Xuejian made the audience feel that this drama is indistinguishable!
How could a drama with all the cast's acting skills be bad?
"Okay, you are my nephew, can I leave you alone? As long as you don't touch that smoke anymore, find a wife to live a good life, and pass on the blood of the old Hu family, won't my yard be given to you sooner or later? Remember, Be sure not to smoke again!"

"Okay, okay! No touching, no touching!" Fuldalong had a good rhythm. When he answered this sentence, his eyes were looking at the ground, and a little impatience could be heard in his voice.

"Hand out your hand!" Li Xuejian's voice came out of his throat, and Fu Dalong quickly stretched out his hand.

Li Xuejian took out a handful of silver coins from his pocket, and Fudalong's eyes almost glowed!Seeing that the silver coins were about to be obtained, Li Xuejian shook his head again and placed only two silver coins in Fu Dalong's hand.

"This is a gift. When I meet my nephew and his wife, I will give you some money to live on."

"That's not possible, uncle! It costs a lot of money to host a banquet! Can you give me some more?"

Li Xuejian blew his beard, "Okay then!" He said and gave another silver dollar, "Boy! You heard clearly, if you don't get a wife this time and use the money to smoke cigarettes, don't blame me Uncle is ruthless! Until then, I will never recognize you!"

"Okay, okay! Got it!"

The screen went black and Fang Yu's voice appeared.

"You must remember that there are three types of people in this world whose words are least trustworthy."

"Crafter."

"Gambling."

"A heavy smoker."

"Look at my grandfather. He deceived his uncle and drained all the money. Only then did he think of his promise to get married. All the money was spent and he only had two sons left. Where can he find a big girl? marry?"

"He, he is still thinking about the few silver coins from his uncle! You see, he has thought of a way to lose money."

The picture reappeared, Hu Guohua walked into the courtyard carrying a pink paper man and humming a tune.

Peanuts, cucumbers, and beef in sauce.

There was good wine and good food on the table.

After a while, the uncle played by Li Xuejian arrived.

"Uncle! I've been waiting for you for a long time! Come on, come on!"

Li Xuejian looked around, "Why is there no one there? Where is the person?"

"Uncle! Don't hurt me! Ever since I smoked those damn cigarettes, all my friends and relatives have disappeared! You are the only one who still treats me as a human being! No one is eating my wedding wine today! You are the only one It's gone!" "Oh! Okay! You have to live a good life from now on!"

The two entered the house, and Li Xuejian frowned, "Where is my nephew's wife?"

Fu Dalong coughed and pointed to the door curtain of the back room, "Did you see anyone? My nephew's wife is sitting there!"

"Oh! Niece-in-law! Come out and meet, let's eat together!"

Hearing this, Fu Dalong, who played Hu Bayi's grandfather, quickly stood in front of the curtain and said, "Uncle! I'm telling you this way!"

After Li Xuejian was settled, Fu Dalong's eyes flickered and he thought of a cover-up, "Uncle, don't dislike it. My daughter-in-law is born unable to speak or hear! She is very timid."

"Oh! I can't help it, right? Even though our family used to be so prosperous, I smoked these damn cigarettes, which made my health worse. Now I can't do anything, and the yard is so dilapidated. Who is following me!" That’s not it! Marry a wife who is disabled! Alas!”

Fu Dalong was about to cry as he spoke, and Li Xuejian patted his back gently, "Okay, after we get married today, I will give you some money, and you can do some small business. You can't talk without making trouble, and you can still be clean." Quite a lot, isn't it? When life gets better and I have a child, pass on the incense to me first."

Fuldalong pretended to wipe away his tears and quickly turned around with a smile: "Okay, uncle! I'll give you a toast!"

The screen went black again, and then there was the funeral of the uncle played by Li Xuejian.
Hu Guohua stood outside the yard, listening to the wailing inside. He wanted to knock on the door and go in to burn a stick of incense, but he was also afraid of being beaten out.

How did your uncle die?
mad!
It's okay to have a paper figurine as a bride once or twice, but sooner or later the secret will be revealed!
One day, my uncle saw that the courtyard door was unlocked. After entering the house, he saw his niece-in-law still sitting there behind the door curtain!
Li Xuejian thought for a moment and opened the curtain to say hello. After all, he had never seen his nephew and his wife since they got married. What if he saw her on the street in the future and didn't recognize her? How embarrassing would it be?

lift the curtain
The results of it?
As soon as the curtain was opened, my uncle saw a pale paper man sitting on the bed!

Shocked, frightened and angry!
In this panic, an old man was furious to death!
"Look at my grandfather, he is so angry with his uncle. Without his uncle, his life is getting worse day by day."

The camera follows Hu Guohua into the dilapidated small room. The paper man is thrown aside. Hu Guohua is rolling on the bed, shouting ouch ouch.

"What can I do? It feels so uncomfortable! I really want to die!"

"Ah! How terrible! Where can I get some money?"

Hu Guohua said and suddenly slapped his forehead!
He staggered out of bed, walked out of the yard, and glanced back casually.
Everything in the camera shows that the house that was still habitable just now has now become a ruin-like house that is so dilapidated that it doesn't even have a roof.

"This is enough for me to smoke for two days! Hehehehe!"

This guy has replaced his sheltered residence with a dilapidated house that will fall apart due to the wind. Looking at him like this, he will probably sell the house before he can keep it for long.

Hu Guohua, who was puffing away smoke, had a relaxed expression and hummed an unknown ditty, feeling very comfortable.

But combined with this environment and his skinny appearance, no one would think this was a good thing.

Amidst the smoke, Hu Guohua suddenly rubbed his eyes.

On the stone bricks next to it, there was a mouse standing!I also imitated Hu Guohua and was smoking this wisp of white smoke in a decent manner!

The most classic thing is that this mouse is not a CG special effect!This is a real rat!

Tame the beast!One of Fang Yu’s unique skills!Let the mouse cooperate with the camera to film!

Hu Guohua felt very interesting and blew out smoke at the mouse. The mouse chirped and inhaled at Hu Guohua!This mouse was not afraid at all, and the expression on his face seemed to be enjoying it!
"Haha, rat, rat, rat, you still understand me!"

By this time the movie was playing, the audience in the cinema was already amazed!
How come this special effect is so good? !

Hu Guohua, who had not eaten for two consecutive days, smoked cigarettes with the mouse for two days.

On the third day, Hu Guohua started rolling on the bed again.

"Oh! It feels so uncomfortable! It feels so uncomfortable!"

He was rolling here, and the mouse was scratching his body, rolling over and over against the straw mat, rubbing his back, and chirping at the same time.

"Ouch! Rat, rat, rat! I have no cigarettes and no money! You can find a way to go by yourself! It's so annoying!"

The mouse seemed to understand the words, rolled its little eyes, jumped out of bed, and ran out!
That night, Hu Guohua felt something in his trouser legs and quickly woke up from his semi-conscious state.

Get up and take a look.
"What is this?" Looking over at the bright light, the mouse beside the bed was carrying small silver beans one by one to his trouser legs!

Hu Guohua quickly grabbed one.

Hey!
"silvery?!"

(End of this chapter)