China Entertainment Zero Two Ordinary Actor
Chapter 641 Is the scale so big? Do you still want to play it?
Chapter 641 Is the scale so big? Do you still want to play it?
As time passed, snowflakes began to fall in the sky.
The already difficult task of planting has become even more difficult.
There is a time limit and quantity limit for burying potatoes in the ground.
The snow had just been shoveled, and the hole hadn't even been dug yet. A new round of snow covered it again.
That is to say, the guests who did not really regard this matter as a task had no emotional fluctuations.
Chenglong began to look anxious: "Continuing like this is not an option, we must speed up!"
He said this without any extra effort on his hands. In his opinion, variety shows are actually just showing off to the audience. After the show is over, there will always be results.
Not only did he think so, but Xiao Shanyang and Huang Bai also thought so.
They were just waiting for the moment when the program crew turned off the camera, and in an instant, the editing magic transformed the snowy field into full of potatoes!
It's okay, just wait, we can't let Brother Chenglong and these three Hollywood stars stay frozen here, right?
Their thoughts are actually the thoughts of several interns on the program team.
As soon as he said this, Gao Yuanyuan also understood what Fang Yu meant, and directly transformed into a good housekeeper to help Fang Yu continue to grow potatoes.
Who can you think of?
The most common answer is definitely yes.
Yang Mi.
"There are many clauses clearly written in this contract. If the guests choose to go on strike and interrupt the recording without endangering their lives and human rights, they will compensate the program team with multiple fines."
The host of the program wearing a mask stood in front of everyone: "Congratulations on completing the task soon. According to the rules, you still need to face the next round of challenges."
See you Tang Xue.
"Aren't you tired? Take a rest!"
The boring task of growing potatoes is about to be completed, except for a few holes in the last row.
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In fact, he has participated in many variety shows in various countries. He has been seen in various variety shows, and it is enough to show him a few scenes.
Before anyone could react, a forklift suddenly entered the scene and drove in!
This forklift has a very Maozi style.
"These are the contracts signed by the guests before they came."
Should he really do the rest of the dirty work? That really makes him think of him as Hu Ge’s buddy, that fourth-tier male star.
The big one that Fang Yu had been waiting for was finally here!
Fang Yu, who is well aware that being on a variety show is entering the battlefield of character design, understands better than everyone here that a good performance is better than anything else. He let the sweat slide down his face and continued to work without any pretense, answering Gao Yuanyuan's concern in an understatement: "Getting done early allows everyone to get warm."
The guy driving the car held a bottle of vodka in his hand, and while drinking, he drove the forklift in the direction of the crowd!
The guests all signed the contract and bought insurance, but they are not fools!
This forklift is rushing towards me. Whoever likes to cooperate with us can do so! If you don't run, what are you waiting for?
The thick snow was pushed all the way towards everyone by the front shovel of the forklift!
Even if it's freezing cold, we have to keep on growing potatoes.
"Hey! Hey!"
The interns nodded and bowed silently waiting for the dispatch. After waiting for a long time, a man wearing a cotton-padded jacket and gold-rimmed glasses came out holding a stack of papers.
Chenglong was panting hard. He didn't do much work and looked very tired.
Huang Bai and Xiao Xi hugged each other tiredly but happily, celebrating this hard-won victory.
Gao Yuanyuan and Fang Yu are officially "CP" in any way. One digs holes to gain physical strength, and the other buries the soil to fill in the details. The two have a clear division of labor. With the help of Fang Yu, the strongest human being with "natural power", the current progress is at least Half of it was promoted by Fang Yu.
As long as you cheat and cheat, you will indeed be able to fish and make money in a short period of time, but once the program is launched, forget about the curses.
"I can't do it! I said I was going to finish planting this area. Ah, more than half of it has been planted. This is too difficult!"
Scarlett and Emma Watson mainly work silently. If this was placed in a domestic entertainment variety show, the program team would have gone crazy. The Hollywood celebrities who spent such a lot of money to invite them would be silent. good?
Gao Yuanyuan felt a little distressed when she saw Fang Yu digging the hole neatly, as if he could do all the work by himself.
outdoor.
The thick snow pushed over the fruits of everyone's work all afternoon, burying the potato field tightly. Even next spring, this pile of snow will probably be the last to melt away, because it is really The pile is too high!
The man was muttering in his heart, but the four women acted very calmly.
Sing love to support that woman.
Xiao Xiang wiped the sweat from his forehead. He was once famous all over the country. Because of his hard experience in his early years, he had no intention of being a big star. He worked a lot. When he heard Huang Bai's question, he stopped and thought in his mind. Have your own thinking.
What's going on now?
It's getting late.
The lawyer only summarized the contents of the contract, which was somewhat different from the actual terms, but when implemented, the meaning was quite the same.
However, at this moment, a cold voice broke this joy.
"I said, Yang'er, what's the point of this show? Is it really just about growing potatoes throughout the show?"
For example, mention three celebrities with smelly feet.
When we talk about growing potatoes, why are we actually growing potatoes?
Instead of just making jokes and saying something funny, can you complete a challenge?
She doesn't know that the more this kind of variety show is, the harder it is to work hard, and the easier it is to win the favor of the audience.
Wang Zuxian shoveled the most snow, and as a Buddhist, she became the busiest one. After shoveling the snow, she started digging holes, and then prepared to bury the potato seedlings.
In short, after receiving the money, you have to do something.
After working for an hour, Huang Bai, who was sweating all over, noticed something was wrong.
Everyone saw the high snowdrifts just pressing down on the fruits of an afternoon's hard work, and Chenglong cursed directly.
"What are you doing?!" He spread his hands to the program team in confusion, "Why?" Then, he asked Fang Yu in a low voice, "Is this also part of the plan?"
"No, I'm responsible for providing the guest list. I don't know exactly how these people will arrange the show, so I'm also surprised." Fang Yu didn't make a fuss, and just used his big nose to ride the dragon. In terms of popularity in Asia, the show crew of "Celebrity Adventures" dared to humiliate Chenglong in this way simply because they didn't want to get involved.
If Fang Yu hadn't insisted on doing it twice, the program team wouldn't have dared to act so randomly.
And at this time, the painful narration voice appeared again.
"Oh, I take back what I just said. You are not about to complete the mission. I mean, the mission cannot be considered completed until I see the pile of snow being dealt with. In addition, your mission time has exceeded one minute. Because You spent too much time growing potatoes than you set, and three of you are going to have to choose three of you to spend two nights in a cold prison in Siberia, whether or not you finish growing potatoes, I mean, among you Someone will be sent to jail."
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Actor's Adventure, is it a big deal?
Very big.
When the narrator explained the situation that everyone would encounter, Chenglong showed the most incredible expression he had ever seen in his career. The glass is booming!
Are you kidding me?
"Fang Yu, what's going on?"
Chenglong was brought here by Fang Yu, and he also knew that Fang Yu created the show, so he could only find the biggest boss of the show at the first time.
"Brother, as I said, I only provide the guest list. As for how risky this show is, I have no idea. Well, if you are unwilling to continue the challenge, I will compensate you for the contract with the show team. "
The flesh on the side of Chenglong's nose trembled twice.
The announcement fee this time was really a lot, more than the money given to make a movie.
I thought I was just here to show my face, but it turned out to be so thrilling.
The liquidated damages are several times the notice fee. If Chenglong didn't treat Fang Yu as a human being, he would just give up and leave. Well, you said you would lose money, right? Then you can just compensate.
But he didn't do that.
"You said you should choose three, right? Okay, I'll go."
Chenglong's mentality changed very quickly. In a few seconds, he changed from being very resistant to actively welcoming him. He also took a punishment pit, showing a wave of big brother Chenglong's demeanor.
Fang Yu didn't expect that Chenglong would break the list of personnel he originally thought of. He didn't know whether he would go to the prison in place of Xiao Xiang or Huang Bai. However, Fang Yu quickly expressed his position, "Potato is gone, I didn't do it." It’s my duty to fulfill my duty, I think I should take responsibility, so I will go.”
The Chinese Lights of the two eras made their respective expressions, and the remaining people looked at each other. In this case, it was impossible for Xiaoxian to take out his Scottish skirt and engage in a gender confrontation with Huang Bai. People can only guess and see who is the unlucky guy.
Scissors!
Stone!
Huang Bai was slow to punch out, and a close-up shot of his hand with small damage flashed in front of the camera, and the gesture stayed on his hand holding a pair of scissors.
A three-person prison team was established. Chenglong, Fang Yu, and Xiao Shanxiang locked the Siberian cold prison tonight.
On the bus, Chenglong coughed lightly, looked at the camera behind him, winked at Fang Yu, took out his cell phone, wrote a paragraph, and gave the text and cell phone to Fang Yu, signaling for him to answer.
[What’s going on with this show? 】
Fang Yu was not one to beat around the bush, so he immediately wrote down his own answer on his phone.
[The life cycle of an actor is too short, and many newcomers have begun to enter the public eye. I am going to make a program and only invite actors who have been in the industry for many years to gain attention]
Handing the phone back, Chenglong nodded heavily, fully accepting the outrageous arrangement of this program team.
Typed a line of words and handed it to Fang Yu.
【Tell me earlier! So this is ah? Yuzai, you are interested! 】
Chenglong is getting older and older, and he understands better than anyone else the feeling of mental haggard that comes with age.
To put it nicely, Chenglong chose to give back to the mainland.
To put it harshly, at his age, he is no longer able to fight.
What Hollywood wants is a vigorous and vigorous dragon who can fight, not the old dragon who groans when he bends down and stands up.
Chenglong, who had already been eliminated once, understood very well why Fang Yu was doing all this. He patted Fang Yu on the shoulder and said nothing.
Chenglong understood the starting point, but Fang Yu didn't let go of his worries directly.
Because the so-called prison we are going to next is really a prison.
"Crash, lala, lala."
The bus carried the three people to a quiet place.
Seeing the tall fence with electric wires, I tightened my neck
Although he had made arrangements for Sun Honglei and was obedient, he was a pure Dongbai man.
But when he saw the real prison, he still felt a rattle in his heart.
At this time, the representative of the program team and the voice of the narrator appeared again.
"This is where you will stay for two nights, in a well-known prison in Siberia!"
Play big enough!
This is too big!
Live in jail? !
The narrator's voice came out again, "Looking at your expressions, it seems impossible, right? All of this happened in reality, and the prison places you will face are all real."
Chenglong finally couldn't hold himself any longer at this time!
"You found a real prison to put on a variety show? Are you crazy!"
At this time, he was still complaining, but he had no idea that the inmates he was about to face were all real people of various races who had committed crimes in Maozi Country.
"The Actor's Adventure" is very big.
The potato planting in front is actually an introduction.
The prison situation started immediately. Fang Yu didn't think any of the guests would agree, and he had to give the public and review a buffer.
It's fine abroad, but if domestic entertainment fails to pass the trial, his work will be in vain.
But to take a step back, even if it is not on the major video portals or broadcast on TV, if the Internet continues to become more popular in the next two years, his variety show will be picked up and downloaded by everyone to watch.
At this point, the title of the first episode finally comes.
[Chenglong Fangyu is trapped in prison in Siberia! ? 】
The three of them walked in the passage of this huge prison with different moods.
Fang Yu is in the best mood. Anyway, the show has been successfully filmed and he can accept everything else.
In order to express the feelings of the other two people, Fang Yu explained, "Why can't our variety show compete with Neon and Han Zong next door? We just can't give it a try!"
"Neon's variety shows prank guests to the point of beating people to death. There are even novel programs where street gangsters are organized to fight with various boxers and martial arts people. Our program only involves indoor entertainment all day long. It’s an interactive game for the mentally retarded, it’s not interesting, and it won’t go abroad.”
When Fang Yu said this, he almost named the show "Happy Camp" hosted by Teacher He that has been broadcast for more than ten years.
Chenglong sighed and ignored the several cameras behind him, "So what are we going to do now? Is it the same as staying in a hotel? Check in?"
"That's not necessary. The program team has already made arrangements. We can just go directly to the cell and then eat and sleep according to the schedule. It's not difficult."
"Then are we living together?" Xiao Shangyang was a little worried.
"I don't know about that." Fang Yu's expression remained unchanged and he didn't tell Xiao Xiang the real answer.
stay together?
Can't live any longer.
Not only do the three of them live separately.
Moreover, he has to live with the real criminals from Maozi's side.
Fang Yu licked his lips lightly. Even he, the initiator, was looking forward to what kind of sparks the three of them would have with the inmates in the next two days.
(End of this chapter)
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