China Entertainment Zero Two Ordinary Actor
Chapter 644: The Most Powerful Reality Show Lives Up to Its Name
Chapter 644: The Most Powerful Reality Show Lives Up to Its Name
Fang Yu, who has read a lot of online articles, knows very well what to do under what circumstances to be happy.
Chenglong came to the prison and used his strong popularity to open up the situation, which was a refreshing point for the audience.
As for Fang Yu, when he comes to prison, he has to fight, which is fun!
How can you not fight because of your youth?
He is now a representative of Putty Kung Fu!
Hearing the provocation, the fat bear blocking the doorway frowned.
He really didn't expect that such a "small physique" guy would dare to speak like this.
It’s not that there are no Chinese in Siberia.
On the contrary, there are still many Chinese people.
It's just that very few Chinese come to prison, and if they do exist, they are kept in some relatively "moderate" cells. After all, most of the Chinese who live here are involved in economic crimes, and there are very few violent crimes. The prison term is similar to that of fighting and intentional injury, and you will never encounter it.
Fang Yu walked in with his neck raised like this. Not to mention the fat bear at the door and the six prisoners sitting on the bed, the prison guards at the door pretending to be a show were also stunned.
"Hey, whoever dares to cause trouble will be given a big demerit!"
This is the rule.
No matter who it is, as long as a new person comes, even if it's King Dong Bai, the warlord Sister Meiyu who checks the girls' dormitory comes, they have to be slapped twice first.
Soon, the prison guard who had just arrived at cell 16 and was about to go to cell 18 returned to Xiaoshuang. At this time, the Nanbang production team in the monitoring room was going crazy!
It doesn't matter if the damaged sample is beaten, it can be used for show effect!
Stephen Fang can't take a beating!
The scene returned to Director Nan Bang, who was very worried, in cell No. 18.
Even the production team of the Three Kingdoms program regarded this trip as a series of experiences that will leave a strong mark on their resumes. As long as the program goes on smoothly, it will definitely become popular all over the world when it is broadcast in the future. After that, Taking a job is not much different from joking.
In the toilet, which was not captured by the cameras, Fang Yu moved his hands forward and back, making gestures out of thin air.
The scene came to the cell next to Xiao Shanxiang. Three prisoners were protecting Xiao Shanxiang.
He had called for help as soon as possible, but if someone really wanted to beat someone in the prison at the risk of a demerit, the prison guards would be too late.
As the sponsor of the show, if Fang Yu is really beaten, a lot of people will lose their jobs if the show does not continue to be recorded.
"Hello? Inform the three prison guards not to go far. If Stephen is really going to be beaten, ask the prison guards to sound the alarm and come to the scene immediately."
[Wing Chun Performance (Level 1): Your teacher is a Wing Chun performance master. His Wing Chun looks more gorgeous, very ornamental, and has no practical value. The upper limit is Level 1. Source - Zhen Zi, the actor of Ip Man one】
Opposite them were the remaining four prisoners.
The fat bear who was blocking the road just got up and walked towards the inner room step by step.
In the monitoring room, Director Nan Bang held a walkie-talkie, "Get ready to notify the prison guards!"
The alarm bell rang, and the prisoner's bodyguard arranged by the three program groups was also stunned. As soon as the bell rang, the entire cell was starved. For a while, even the one who was so angry couldn't say anything because he had received the money.
Walking through the four beds one by one, the seven furry bears in the room were all looking at Fang Yu, and even glared at Fang Yu.
That's because I don't care at all.
The old people must give the newcomers authority.
It doesn't matter in other places. In Nanbang, if you have money, you can really take people's lives lightly!
A prison guard couldn't help it anymore and quickly gave Fang Yu a wink. He seemed to be saying, it's almost enough to do a variety show. He usually just plays a kung fu master. Here he is not really using himself in the movie. Become a master?
Fat Bear frowned again, without even looking at the prison guard, and retreated to the bed. After sitting down, the whole bunk bed creaked. Visually, this guy weighed at least 280 kilograms, which was stronger than a pig.
"Make way! Do you want to increase your sentence?!"
Fang Yu turned to the prison guard at the door of the cell and spread his hands helplessly, "He won't get out of the way."
Wing Chun is originally a women's boxing, and the posture looks very awkward. The posture is far less visually oppressive than boxing.
Director Nan Bang and the assistant director were very anxious. What they said was that they wanted Fang Yu to be more diplomatic, but in fact, what they were saying in their hearts was, why are you pretending to be a big-tailed wolf with the prisoners, and others don't know your identity!
Just when everyone was in high tension, the prison guards rushed to the cell they had just left.
The alarm bell is ringing!
A prisoner is causing trouble!
What a coincidence that the empty bed was the top bunk of this guy's.
Fang Yu walked towards the bed, and the members of the directing team who looked at the monitor were all sweating.
By the time the prison guard opened the cell door, he had already finished swinging his fists.
Just running through the process would take several minutes.
"Okay, okay, you three guys who ate too much shit-smelling big leba, you took money from those people, right? You stupid guys, you have covered this place with cameras, just to take pictures of this skinny monkey Do you want to perform? Get out of the way! Let me see what kind of star he is!"
Director Nan Bang in the control room gave the order, fearing that the new chaebol would be beaten here and angry with the working group.
Why are Nanbang’s film and television works large in scale? The superiors still have nothing to say?
Otherwise, from now on, I won’t be able to poop on everyone’s head, nor will I contribute my own ham sausages, instant noodles, or chrysanthemum tea? Isn’t that going to be a rebellion?
Fang Yu opened the toilet door and walked in, and soon the sound of water could be heard.
"Stephen! Why don't you be more diplomatic!"
Fang Yu asked for truth, but they couldn't resist it.
The prison is like a fighting arena for fist fights.
This job is not just for people like Xiaoshuang and Huangbai to plate gold.
He wanted to wash his face and rest.
I'll give you an outlet to vent, so you can feel comfortable if you continue to rape me.
Fang Yu put on a Wing Chun posture and made the fat bear laugh.
Fang Yu put the washbasin in the corner, took the towel, and didn't go to bed immediately.
Maozi couldn't understand even his small sample of Russian, and he could tell just by the tone of his voice that the person coming was evil. He glanced at a button at the door, turned his eyes, and pressed it.
If you shoot, how can you still lose a piece of meat? When you finish filming and condemn us, do you mean we won’t continue to take human lives? What are you thinking about?
Not to mention that in terms of weight, Fat Bear absolutely crushed Fang Yu.
So Fat Bear just thought it was a joke about mantis blocking the car.
If Fang Yu has never added attribute points to his strength, then it is really funny that he is now using Wing Chun for performance to confront Fat Bear.
When a person is very weak, his efforts to resist become a laughing matter in the eyes of others.
Unfortunately, Fang Yu valued his strength too high.
His full blow can completely create the effect of flying bricks like a frame on a short video platform.
Even if he had no experience and participated in some strongman competition, he would still be a legitimate candidate for the championship.
Beating up a 300-pound fat bear is just like playing.
Otherwise, why would he use the performance Wing Chun he stole from Donnie Yen as his starting move?
I was just afraid that using the through-arm fist that Zhao Wenzhuo had learned, I might accidentally knock the fat bear out of his body.
By then, it will really be a real record of prison affairs, not a variety show of prison affairs.
Just when Fang Yu was wandering, this fat bear.
A is coming up!
—————— Deep in the dark and damp prison, a fierce battle was going on.
On one side is the burly Soviet furry bear, who wields an iron fist and is extremely powerful; on the other side is the thin Fang Yu, who has a strong posture and flexible movements.
The Mao Xiong's punches were extremely ferocious, with every blow making a sound of breaking through the air, and the power was astonishing. But Fang Yu responded with Wing Chun, with light body skills and both offense and defense. His movements may seem simple, but they contain profound inner strength. Every punch and kick carries an aura that crushes everything!
It looked like Fat Bear was hitting Fang Yu with his fists, but in fact Fang Yu was very cautious in releasing the water. He was afraid that he would accidentally punch the opponent to death, and he also wanted to test his reaction nerves.
After all, this was the first real fight since his rebirth, and he wanted to know how far he could do it.
The battle between the two seems to be a wrestling of body and strength. Mao Xiong's fierce attack was deftly resolved by Fang Yu, and Fang Yu's counterattack was like a violent storm, leaving Mao Xiong with nowhere to escape. But every time his fist reached the opponent's face, he took it back again, killing the fat bear. He was very irritable and didn't know what the guy in front of him was.
As the battle progressed, Fang Yu became more and more skilled in Wing Chun, and every move he made seemed to be naturally integrated with heaven and earth. Although the bear is extremely powerful, it seems powerless in the face of Fang Yu's soft power.
In the end, Fang Yu hit the fat bear in the chest with a whip kick. The fat bear's body instantly flew several meters away and hit the wall hard. He struggled to stand up, but there was nothing he could do.
Fang Yu stood there, adjusting his breathing, with a sneer on his face.
This battle is just a piece of cake for him. His Wing Chun skills have reached the level of proficiency (referring to performance). Defeating such an opponent is simply like taking off his pants and farting.
If he didn't use Wing Chun, Fang Yu would probably be able to defeat this big fat man with two punches. He was afraid that he would be locked up here and couldn't get out, so he couldn't be cruel. In short, he came to the conclusion.
If Donnie Yen uses Wing Chun, which is full of performance characteristics, to face-to-face with Zhao Wenzhuo, then there is a high probability that Donnie Yen will be disabled by Zhao Wenzhuo's through-arm fist.
"Clap."
Fat Bear sat open the door, retreated and fell heavily to the ground.
The six remaining people in the room clearly didn't expect this to be the case.
The fat bear who was suppressed by his weight never beat up a thin man with yellow skin?
He patted his bald head against Fang Yu's nearest hair.
In his opinion, the fat bear probably twisted himself accidentally and fell out, which had nothing to do with this kid.
At this time, the Nanban team in the monitoring room was shocked!
"What! What! Stephen Oppa! Beat that guy out?!"
The assistant director was in shock, and the chief director had already pressed the intercom in a hurry.
"I don't know what's going on! It seems like the atmosphere is not right now. Where are the prison guards?"
"The prison guards have all gone to the comedian's cell in Chaina, and no one has come over!"
"Oops! Go, go, go! Call the cameraman, lighting engineer, and recorder over here! Help, help!"
"No! Our range of activities in the prison is limited, we can't wander around!"
"Don't worry about it. The warden can just buy it with money. It's the same as when we came in to do the show. As long as we have money, hurry up!"
"it is good!"
A large number of people rushed towards Fang Yu like this crazily. Director Nan Bang, who stayed in the monitoring room, was already sweating coldly and was very worried about the normal recording of the program.
"You said this Stephen is so used to everything going smoothly! He was praised to the heavens by a bunch of crew members! I really thought," the chief director said, and the assistant director next to him chimed in.
"That's right! He's just a star actor! Do you really think you can fight? Really? Director, I just said, such a star is just a bastard. Why don't you say anything to him?"
"This is this!"
"Ok?"
The assistant director looked at the chief director and found that the expression on the chief director's face was as if he saw a Steel Garuru fighting Grandpa Niu standing outside the window. He also hurriedly looked over.
It doesn’t matter what I saw, I was so scared that I got wet!
"How! How is it possible!"
At this time, a completely impossible and incredible "movie" scene of modern fighting vs. traditional martial arts was being staged on the monitor!
But the two people who knew the inside story knew that this was not a movie at all! But a physical fight is taking place!
Fang Yu fought one against seven, and the fight was back and forth!
exaggerate!
Outrageous!
Under such pressure, even Chenglong from Furniture City would have to make several mistakes before he could defeat his opponent, right?
Fang Yu stood at the door of the bathroom, just like that?
Anyone who has been in a group fight knows that when a person is beaten by a large number of people, there are actually only two opponents in front of you, and most likely there is only one opponent.
It is difficult for the rest of the people to hit you.
Fang Yu has never been in a group fight, but he has acted in movies and has sufficient experience in martial arts.
After all, he is a fourth-level actor. He is very familiar with this kind of gangster fight plot. Even if he doesn't have any attributes, he knows that he must occupy a reasonable position.
The best location is right in front of the restroom.
Especially in this group of people who are so tall that it is difficult to accommodate three people in the bathroom, Fang Yu is the God of War.
At first, the fat bear was pushed back. The bald man sitting next to Fang Yu thought that the fat bear had accidentally tripped. Feeling embarrassed, he stood up and grabbed Fang Yu's collar.
This catch was not bad, but Fang Yu was kicked straight in the stomach.
The good thing is that Fang Yu has no rights.
Otherwise, even if the bald man is not pregnant, after receiving such a kick, he can take a taxi to find his ex-girlfriend, go hand in hand to Thailand for a gender swap operation, become pregnant and then miscarry, in order to be worthy of Fang Yu's full blow.
The bald man seemed to be of high seniority in the prison. The bearded man with colorful arms, who looked very difficult to offend, stood up and without saying a word, a group of people gathered around him.
Fang Yu was really playful at this point. He was walking among a few people with the reduced version of Wing Chun. After being forced to retreat into the bathroom, he directly swung a through-arm fist. There was a "crackling" sound, and he was so frightened that he stopped in. At the door, the fat bear who had regained his strength did not dare to rush in, for fear that he would be punched in the face and lose his descendants.
There was a stalemate in front of the bathroom, and Director Nan Bang suddenly slapped his thigh!
(Looking like the chief director)
"Tell them not to cause trouble! I want to watch Stephen fight!!!"
"Oh my god! This is great! This show is absolutely popular all over the world! Hurry up! Hurry up! Let's urge them to edit the first episode. They don't have to cut too much on the show's effects and funny text! Publish the first version first! The effect of the second episode was so explosive! This will be the best variety show of my career!"
[Your Wing Chun (performance version) shocked the program team, through-arm boxing +3, mantis boxing +5]
[Mantis Fist Unlocks Level 2! 】
[Obtain: Flying Needle]
[Flying Needle Level 1: Originated from a street performance. Once you become proficient, you can use flying needles to penetrate tempered glass! There is nothing wrong with shooting a balloon at the moment]
(End of this chapter)
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