China Entertainment Zero Two Ordinary Actor

Chapter 647 Happy New Year

It was noisy outside, but the situation in the prison was a bit explosive!

Stephen Fang, the newcomer in Cell No. 18, single-handedly cleaned up all the other seven inmates in the cell!

This news was like the fuse of firecrackers being lit during the New Year, spreading throughout the prison at lightning speed!

The prisoners' immediate reaction.

Do not believe!

Second time reaction.

What nonsense?

Third time reaction.

Oh, here you go to show off.

Normal people have this kind of thinking, even if you are a boxing champion, even if Tyson comes, Tyson can't do it. If you can do it, are you more awesome than Tyson?

Not to mention that the person who accomplished such a thing was a so-called celebrity, and there were inexplicably many cameras and irrelevant personnel in the prison, which explained one thing.

fake.

A pig before going to jail.

Mao Zi has a rather ruthless physique. The average prisoner has the appearance of being a big and strong person. There is nothing else to do except fight every day. After hearing such humiliating news, everyone started gearing up to see what the so-called martial arts star looks like. What does it look like.

These people are here to film prison life as a movie!

Chenglong immediately nodded and smiled, "That won't happen, how old am I already?"

After receiving the news and drawing their own conclusions, the prisoners immediately put pressure on the program team and the three guests including Fang Yu.

It can only be said that in some areas, having money means having everything.

Fortunately, Chenglong was very polite to him, both the prisoner's bodyguard and the bribed boss.

[Your performance shocked the game recorder Jin Hanjun. Flying needle +5]

Chenglong's side is calm, but Xiaoshang's side is suffering from old sins.

The boss with a tattoo on his head was still chattering to Chenglong, "Fortunately, the show team didn't arrange a script for you to challenge the whole cell alone. If that was really the case, we would still have to cooperate with you."

Fang Yu had an eight-person cell to himself, and he didn't have to be punished for beating anyone.

After being released from prison, he became a monkey.

Looking at Fang Yu as the "culprit", he is currently lying on his winner's bed, silently accepting his reward.

These little glasses said what most of the prisoners were thinking, especially the group of prisoners who were glaring at Xiao Shan.

Originally, the four prisoners in this cell who had not been stuffed with money by the program team had no good impressions of the low-income people arranged by the program team. After the news was spread, the prisoners finally found a reason to target the low-income people. In this moment before the meal. In two hours, a day seems like a year.

There were also people in the crowd who had recently been imprisoned. A bespectacled man who had watched Fang Yu’s movie. He was a rare thin man with economic crime and adjusted his glasses. “I’ve seen that Stephen Fang movie. I didn’t realize that he likes to pretend so much, and he dares to do this on a crappy variety show. Everyone can meet this guy during dinner time!”

[Your performance shocked Director Yan Min’s foot massage +1]

The famous inventor of yyds and former well-known jungler of SKT. Fans thought he had quit the game, but it turned out that he was arrested Shan Niruo, which is a typical example of prison weight loss.

The prisoners now unanimously believe that the guys from the show crew hired by the warden are humiliating them. What kind of martial arts star can challenge an entire cell by himself? Doesn't this disgust them?

[Your performance shocked Nanbang director Bajiquan +8]

In Maozi Prison, apart from sleeping, the thing they spend the most time on is exercising.

What's more, even though he was being reasonable, the other party still said that he was a prisoner who had no human rights.

In the original monitoring room that had been converted into a studio, directors from China, Japan and South Korea were watching Fang Yu's sleeping posture and getting ready.

"It turns out that Stephen Fang is so awesome! Now the show has a breaking point! The second episode must be edited well!"

Yan Min nodded, "Well, I suggest that instead of doing some special effects and embarrassing sound effects, you only need to show the footage from the surveillance camera, and write that there was an accident during the recording of the program. The guest Stephen had a dispute with the prisoner, and the incident happened on the program." Guide. Everything strives to be true. I am very worried about the fact that what Stephen did is too exaggerated. If we were not informed, it would be difficult to think that all this is real."

Yan Min's doubts are not wrong at all. We are all adults. It is okay to have fantasies about kung fu when watching martial arts movies. In reality, the so-called kung fu stars are actually far inferior to professional players.

The actor who plays the minor villain in "Ip Man", the one who asked who is the most powerful in Foshan, and the shop owner said: "Of course it's me, is it Ip Man?", the actor Xu Zhu in "Dragon: Part 1", is also an actor in ancient violent movies , Fan Shaohuang, the protagonist of "The King of Power" who has been a shadow of countless people's childhood, is a very standard example.

In many people's minds, having played so many capable characters, Fan Shaohuang must be a very powerful person in real life.

As a result, a very interesting program on the blue channel completely blew the martial arts star's pants off, making Fan Shaohuang lose his temper.

In the Blue Channel show, Fan Shaohuang, who is 177, joins hands with Chen Guokun, a 178-year-old martial arts actor who played the legendary Bruce Lee, to fight against the Olympic boxing champion Zou Shimin, who is only 162.

As a result, Fan Shaohuang, who was over 1.7 meters tall, was beaten violently by Zou Shimin with one hand.

Chen Guokun also suffered a tragic end. Zou Shimin, who had no sense of worldliness and treated it like a competition when he got into the boxing ring, was beaten to the point where he ran around in the ring.

In the end, two people hit one Zou Shimin, but Zou Shimin hit them both in return.

It can be seen that for martial arts actors, the most important thing is actually the word actor.

Since then, it can be said that martial arts stars have started to tuck their tail between their legs and become a better person. Like Hong Jinbao, who said he could fight fifty times before, and Wu Yue, who can fight infinitely with bare hands, a bunch of martial arts stars have become the butt of jokes.

At this juncture, a new generation of martial arts stars, Xiangjia Gongzi, Xiang Zuo, jumped out.

The program crew kindly asked him to put on protective gear and enter the boxing ring. He made a puzzled expression at the program crew and asked the program crew why they wanted to insult boxing.

In fact, the program crew was clearly trying to protect him. In his eyes, wearing protective gear to practice was tantamount to humiliating the sport of boxing, or it was hard to say whether it was humiliating himself.

Then, Xiangzuo took the stage in front of everyone's attention.

Being beaten severely by a singer!

Xiang Zuo violated the rules like crazy, and his opponent, a young singer, still played a normal game, but Xiang Zuo was beaten up in the end.

If he had followed Xiang Zuo's intention and didn't wear protective gear or a helmet, after the blow to his head in the first minute of the show, the entertainment industry might have gone to bed.

Although the entertainment industry has not yet begun to pull martial arts stars' underpants, Yan Min and other variety artists are not audiences. As industry insiders, they naturally know that kung fu stars and their actual combat abilities are worrying, so Yan Min's worries are not It’s not just a rumor, but how to edit it has become the biggest problem for the Three Kingdoms program team at present. The problem was thrown to the program team. Fang Yu finished washing up. After hearing the noise in the corridor, he put on his shoes and got out of the bed and left the cell.

Meals are served in prisons, no better than in schools.

Maozi’s food is not very good to begin with. The big Leba that can knock a dog’s head off when thrown out can knock his teeth out if he bites it down. Guo Degang’s cross talk about using steamed buns to break open the prison door was placed in a Siberian prison. , it really makes sense to smash it with a big bar.

The prisoners were not interested in playing lottery and were not particularly interested in dinner. Walking this way was not much different from getting up early to go to work.

If it weren't for the fact that prison inmates had to obey orders, I'm afraid not many people would have eaten dinner that day.

There are exceptions.

The prisoners in Chenglong's cell came to the dining room early.

Today is a little different from usual. The prison organized a meeting.

The purpose is to welcome the "Actor's Adventure" program team, and at the same time to sound a wake-up call to the prisoners. It doesn't matter if you fight on your own, but beating these three people will not bring good results. They are the ones who will increase the sentence!

Just cooperate with the warden and let the warden collect the money safely. Don't make any trouble.

When friends come and have good wine, the prisoners naturally cannot prepare good wine or food to entertain the program team, so the program team does the opposite and prepares a buffet.

The program team has to eat on weekdays. Considering the environmental impact of various places, the Three Kingdoms program team has its own chef.

The chefs from China, Japan and Korea had already started preparing the dishes while the guests were planting potatoes. By the time the second episode was recorded, all the meals were ready, and the restaurant was full of food from China, Japan and Korea.

Korean kimchi.

Japanese sushi and grilled birds.

and slightly spicy Sichuan cuisine.

The table at Chenglong had already become one, and they, who were fans of Chenglong movies, got a lot of benefits. They also had such a rich choice for dinner, so why did they need bicycles? It's great to hear Chenglong brag about rising worldly expectations!

"The Prince of Dubai is a fan of mine and said he would lend me 30 sports cars for filming. I have no idea yet." Chenglong didn't have much appetite. He took an apple in his hand and took two bites without stopping.

Several prisoners were stunned when they heard this, their eyes full of admiration for Chenglong.

"You guys are in good shape. If you go out in the future, you might be able to become a movie special actor."

"Really! Jackie! Are you telling the truth?"

"Of course. I have been in this industry for so many years. With your figure, you can definitely play some very important villain roles in Kung Fu movies. There will be no problem."

After half a day of getting along with each other, Chenglong has become "friends" with these prisoners. He can treat his two days in prison as a vacation.

If these prisoners knew that if Chenglong stayed in jail for two days like a housewife, lying on a new bed, using a new independent toilet, and eating food that was far better than prison food, he could earn millions of dollars a day. reward, then I'm afraid they will look at Chenglong slightly differently now.

The second group of people who came to the restaurant were the prisoners around Xiao Xiang's cell.

When they arrived at the restaurant, the three bodyguards who were protecting Xiao Xiang chose to sit away from Xiao Xiang.

There are two prison guards here, and they are also afraid that if they collect money, if the program team leaves in the future, they will be isolated by other prisoners who have not earned any benefits.

Xiao Xiang looked at Chenglong's table bitterly and was quickly surrounded by movie fans who were coming one after another. He gave up the idea of ​​walking over and found a corner with a plate in his hand, facing the table in the corner. The cameraman sat down, and when he saw the staff of the program team, he felt some comfort in his heart, thinking that there would be no trouble if the camera was filming.

As for the news that Fang Yu beat someone in a cell alone when the staff passed by?

It’s just a show, who really listens to it?

Xiao Xiang was eating the leftover kimchi that others had chosen and had no choice. All he was thinking about was, why didn't he get a similar script? You always look like a sissy, your life is really miserable!

Fang Yu is lucky! He debuted with Cheng Long, Stephen Chow, and Jet Li, and has always had a good screen image.

Ugh!

I ate like a piapia, and after taking two bites, I couldn't help but spit it out, "What the hell, kimchi, it's not half as delicious as sauerkraut."

His complaints seemed to have reached the heart of the prisoner who came late.

It is not difficult to see everyone's attitude towards the program crew from whether they can eat Chinese food and Japanese food.

People who have eaten Chinese food now look at the program crew with much gentler eyes.

For those who ate Japanese food, it was pretty good.

After eating kimchi, I immediately wanted to curse! If you eat this crap, it’s thin and watery, you might as well eat Daliba!

"Damn guy! Come on, come on, and let us be punished and eat this crap!"

The prisoners never thought that the kimchi that can be served at the state banquet in the cold country is already the highest standard that the Nanbang program team can produce. They mistakenly thought that the spicy but not spicy chicken was a punishment for them.

Suddenly, a bearded man who looked a little bit tacky threw the kimchi on the plate all over the floor!

"Who is that Stephen?"

He was taking his anger out on Fang Yu for the stupidity committed by the Nanbang program team.

The prisoners on Chenglong's side murmured in low voices when they saw the bearded man getting sick.

"This guy? Is he the one who robbed other people's cars, drove on the street without a license, and hit several people?"

"It's him. His brain is not normal. We usually avoid him."

"Good guy! There is a show to watch now!"

Chenglong didn't understand what a group of people were saying in Russian, and poked the bald movie fan next to him with his elbow, "What did they say?"

"Oh, nothing's wrong."

The bald man was too lazy to translate for Chenglong. The main reason was that the news that a guest on the program beat up all the inmates in the cell was outrageous. All the prisoners were thinking that there was a stupid young man who could vent his anger and catch the program team off guard.

Who makes this show crew like disgusting people?

Just come up with an incomprehensible script where stars and prisoners are imprisoned together to attract the audience's attention. You can also come up with a script with one against seven action actors.

Do you really think of me as clay figures?

beat! Hit him hard!

"When the fight breaks out later, we will surround the cameras, and the prison guards will come and help drag him away, trying to give that kid two more kicks!"

"Okay! Let's spread the news and wait for the good show!"

(End of this chapter)