China Entertainment Zero Two Ordinary Actor

Chapter 656 It’s quite a big fuss

[Your resume shocked all the prisoners in the room, +2 for each item, +3 for Bajiquan]

Fang Yu bowed his hands to those around him, saying that this was considered acquaintance.

But after he did the action, he was very curious about how the program crew would edit it.

Yesterday, there were many prisoners here with bruises and swollen faces after being beaten to such an extent. Doesn’t it seem a bit redundant today?

But how to edit it is not Fang Yu's business to worry about.

In the studio, the director of the Three Kingdoms stared at the screen.

"How's it going? Do you have any ideas?"

Director Nanbang asked Director Risei, who shook his head, "I wonder what Director Yan thinks?"

Yan Min seems to have the least experience among the three, but with Fang Yu as his back, he is considered the general leader of the program team, so he still has some say. He frowned and thought for a moment, "About the editing of our internal entertainment version. I don’t think I need to think about it for now. The main thing I think about is the editing of your two regions. For the editing of your region, it’s better not to edit at all and just release the content of the previous day and today’s meeting.”

"With the addition of some thought-provoking close-ups of prisoners, it is also one of the effects of the show."

Hey! Yan Min’s suggestion is really cool!

Fang Yu wrote "intentional harm" in the notebook and patted Yakilov on the shoulder, "Okay, let's continue living. The next one doesn't know English? Where's the translator? Come here!"

"Boss! It's full! Because we destroyed a few benches yesterday, the garbage has already been piled up! I think the garbage truck will arrive today!"

"Uncle Long, we are actors."

"Thank you! Jackie Chan! You are the only Chinese friend I know! You are so interesting!"

Yakilov, who was the little boss yesterday, now became Fang Yu's lackey. He suddenly stood up and walked towards the glasses in the corner.

After planning the escape route, Fang Yu coughed twice, called for Yakilov again, and whispered a few words.

On the other side, Xiao Xianyang was writing something in a notebook very cautiously, pretending to record it, but in fact he didn't listen to anything at all.

Chenglong had a complicated expression, "My trustee has said hello to the warden. A batch of supplies will be distributed in two days. Let's all share it by then."

"I've heard others tell me! Did you say that I'm a loser and can't beat Stephen Fang? And you said it's not you?"

One look at his attitude and you can tell that exaggerated titles such as Hexagon Warrior and Imperial Tiger will soon be produced.

Chenglong was shocked when he heard Fang Yu's thoughts.

This boy's eyes were wandering, and he seemed to be planning an escape in his mind. "The garbage is full. The garbage channel in the canteen is only two meters away from the ground at most."

It’s equivalent to saying, stop editing.

Chenglong nodded, "Thank you, can you draw a road map for us?"

"No! No!"

As soon as the actor said these two words, Chenglong's expression became much firmer, "Okay, I'll listen to you!"

Fang Yu's variety show is indeed crazy enough.

"Okay! Keep it with me! I've long been unhappy with that kid!"

After a while, Chenglong got the road map and figured out how to escape from prison. He turned off the microphone again and took Fang Yu with his back to the camera to discuss.

For example, Han Zong later had three male guests kiss each other as punishment. Is there anything else that can't happen?

In the restaurant, without telling the program team, the three guests, who were preparing to do something big, were pretending to ask each prisoner why he came to the prison.

"This is indeed the most correct and explosive way." Director Nan Bang nodded.

"it is good!"

"Then, leave it to our team!" Director Zhili took out the Japanese comics. This is our great friendship! With great energy, he gave everyone a back look and immediately called his men to work.

"The best way is to transport it out of the garbage together." Fang Yu suggested with narrowed eyes.

Yuan Hua, played by Bao Zhaigong, wanted to escape from prison. Behind him was a big fish that the police wanted to catch, so super police officer Cheng Long was sent to the prison to help Yuan Hua escape from prison. He also used the method of lurking in transport vehicles.

Drag Emma Watson to Siberia to grow potatoes, put Chenglong in prison, and even stuff him into the trash to escape from prison

This variety show cannot be said to be unprecedented, but it can definitely be called the boldest and largest program produced by China Entertainment in history.

Fang Yu came to Yakilov with a small book in his hand, "Brother, how did you get in?"

After directing everything, the eldest brother sighed, "Oh, it's so easy for you to escape from prison. Anyway, the prison guards can't really treat you with the same attitude as they treat prisoners."

Due to regional advantages, the variety shows produced in places like Nanban and Rishi only need to consider the ratings.

"I heard that you said something bad about me yesterday!?"

Among the three, Chenglong, who was the original cameraman, was whispering to several "confidant" prisoners.

According to normal logic, when inspecting the transport vehicle, I'm afraid it's not like inserting a knife into the goods like in Super Police, but directly shooting it with an AK. It's just a lot of garbage anyway.

"Oh!" The boss of Chenglong Prison nodded affirmatively, "If we seize this time. According to the news I learned, we will all cooperate with you in recording that adventure program this morning, so there will be no other things in the morning. The matter will last until lunch time. Before that, we don’t have to go back to the cell, so”

"Easy, that one, draw a picture!"

In Police Story 3, there was a similar scene.

At this time, Yachilov saw Fang Yu as if he were his biological father, and immediately nodded and bowed, "You sit down first, you sit down first, me, I did this because of this, and then this, you know the situation at that time, I don't Maybe I won’t go, they’re all men, you know.”

"Yes, the twenty minutes before lunch are the time for the prison guards to eat. During this time, the prison guards are all in the prison guard cafeteria in the South District. Who is that? Is the garbage full?"

He thought that Fang Yu was joking, and the prison guards couldn't really shoot or anything, so they were just trying to escape from prison. Who would have thought that Fang Yu could be so real? You can go out with the garbage truck, and hide in It’s really unexpected in the garbage

Crazy!

"So the easiest time to escape is before lunch starts?"

Fang Yu had shared many of his thoughts with Chenglong before he came. Chenglong knew that this show was born to cheer up old drama stars. With his status and as the leading brother, if he did not take the lead and set an example, then What's the difference between it and the little fresh meat mixed with announcement fees?

"It's done!" Chenglong clenched his fists, "I'll go crazy with you! Yu Zai! Let's make this show a hit!"

"It's him, I heard it!"

There are a lot of good people in the prison, and they immediately started to boo, and everyone formed a circle, and the scene immediately became chaotic!

When the boss of Chenglong Cell saw this, he immediately understood what was going to happen next. He stood up and took off his shirt, "Made! Where are the Shiba Inu Gang? I have long disliked you! Let's fight to the death today!"

"Damn! Who is afraid of whom!"

The older brother who was facing him also stood up, and the two sides soon began to struggle with each other.

Fang Yu quietly turned off the microphone, found the cameraman, asked for a small shooting DVD, and told him: "Okay, don't follow us here, we will shoot it ourselves!"

The camera guys looked aggrieved and wanted to take pictures. Prisoners immediately surrounded them, and they could only watch helplessly as the three guests from the program disappeared under the cover of the prisoners.

"Oops! The fight is about to start!"

The alarm sounded, and the prison guards who had been squatting outside rushed in!

"Don't move!"

The situation of being blocked by the program crew yesterday will no longer happen. The prison guards came quickly and subdued Yakilov who was holding glasses by the neck!

But it doesn't matter if there is only one person fighting. It seems that everyone is on gunpowder today. The number of people fighting and gesticulating present is more than yesterday.

If the camera crew hadn't been here today, the prison guards would have dug out the hot water pipes.

In the chaos, no one "discovered" that the three guests had disappeared.

It can only be said that the effect of the variety show is still the effect. In a real prison escape, at the moment of the fight, the prison door has been locked and no one can get out.

The prison guards were so busy with the hand-picked prisoners that they had long forgotten about Fang Yu.

The camera crew of the program was also frantically searching for the three of them. As they searched, they discovered... Oh my God, they disappeared!

In the studio, the director of the Three Kingdoms was stunned.

The three of them looked at the surveillance camera, and of course they knew how people disappeared. This is an old Sulian prison. Anyone who has lived in the Sulian Tongzi Building will know that Sulian designed many garbage pipes in the building for a while.

This pipeline leads directly to the garbage dump. Under normal circumstances, the garbage will be packed and thrown into the pipeline, and will be processed uniformly by specialized personnel.

This passage is the only one that can go directly to the prison yard, and it is also the most unlikely escape route for prisoners.

There are no other complicated reasons. There are multiple cameras in the garbage dump facing the pipe. The prisoner can get into the garbage pipe and reach the garbage dump, but it is absolutely impossible to escape from the garbage dump.

Why?

Ak is holding his head, how can you run?

To take a step back, before the prison guards caught up, the prisoners also used a very magical method to sneak attack and defeat the prison guards standing guard.

Even if he ran outside, he would still be caught.

It's freezing and snowy outside, and there's no place to stay warm. Walking ten kilometers would be considered the physique of an ancient soldier.

In addition, there is snow, there are obvious traces of people passing by, and there are satellite positioning hanging in the sky.

Want to jailbreak? That’s nonsense!

It only takes less than half an hour to escape. The prison guards are riding brown bears and holding rocket launchers. They can capture a few prisoners and then they will be put in jail for life, with no hope of hope.

Relying on the fact that they were not prisoners, Fang Yu and the others climbed into the garbage pipe and slid down smoothly.

"Ouch! It smells like this!"

Xiao Xiang was convinced. He really didn't know why Chenglong would also go crazy even if Fang Yu went crazy.

How can such a big star work so hard?

As for it?

As for.

Chenglong has long sensed that he will definitely lose in the film market in the future, and he is unable to win. He may even become famous with this show, not to mention that Fang Yu has agreed to his film. Cooperation is just an old actor who worked hard in that era. Drilling into a garbage pipe is nothing.

Holding his nose, Fang Yu held the DV in one hand and slid down the pipe with the other.

He kicked open a few garbage packages blocking the entrance of the pipe, parted the clouds and saw the light, and Fang Yu fell from the pipe into the garbage pile!

He looked up and said softly: "It's not high! Jump!"

Xiao Xiang jumped down immediately, followed by Chenglong.

The three of them stepped on the garbage pile. After holding it in for a long time, Xiaoshang finally took a breath, "Ah! It doesn't seem that smelly."

"For garbage to stink, at least the temperature must be right. This place has 20 to 30 degrees below zero, and the food waste is all frozen, so it doesn't have much smell." Fang Yu explained.

"What should we do next?"

Because it was not a prisoner escaping, Chenglong was very relaxed and was in the state of recording a program.

Fang Yu looked into the distance, "The prison gate is not far from here. With the height of this wall, I can climb out, but you two can't."

Fang Yu's words directly struck Chenglong and Xiaoshang as stupid.

If it hadn't been for yesterday's restaurant fight, they would still have wondered whether Fang Yu was going to change his career to talk show, how could he be so careless.

But after seeing Fang Yu's ability, they believed it.

If others can't do it, Fang Yu may not be able to do it.

Have you ever heard of a unique skill in Wudang called Tiyunzong?

"Ahem, is there a way for the two of us to get out?"

"Have!"

Fang Yu was so smart that he said, "Some of the program staff have to rest in the RV outside every day. Let's pretend to be the staff and go out!"

His plan seemed childish, but it was actually reasonable.

There are currently no yellow prisoners in the entire Siberian prison. Even if the three of them walked out openly, the prison guards would only symbolically stop them. However, in order to present the program better, Fang Yu told Chenglong and Xiaoshang, "You two Find a place to hide, I will go back and steal three pieces of plainclothes, as well as camera equipment."

"Ah? How do you go back?"

Xiao Xiang was shocked.

"Above." Chenglong pointed to the garbage channel above where they had just come out, "You want to go back from there, right?"

"Ah."

"It's two meters high. How do you get up there?"

"Simple, just stand still." Chenglong faced Xiao Xiang and said, "Stretch out your hands, let's cross our hands."

As a veteran actor in action movies, Chenglong directly built a simple human wall and provided Fang Yu with a human-shaped ladder.

Fang Yu took two steps back, stepped on the ladder set up by Chenglong and Xiao Xiang, flew forward, grabbed the outer wall of the garbage pipe, supported his body with both hands, and climbed in!

The little boy below squinted at Fang Yu's movements and couldn't help but sigh, "This skill is really good. Otherwise, if you are an action actor, I can only be a sketch actor."

After one hour.

Fang Yu, who was carrying a baggage, a beard and equipment, walked out of the prison building grandly.

His Asian face is the passport to any region!

Not long after, the three directors in the studio stared at the surveillance screen, watching the three people sneaking out of the prison and heading straight to the RV parked not far away. After a long time, Director Nan Bang exclaimed: "I didn't expect that the contents of the third episode would be so explosive! The show is a blast!"

"Don't be in a hurry to celebrate yet," Director Yan Min frowned, "The top priority is to find these three people. You don't think they will come back on their own, do you?"

"what?"

"Based on what I know about Fang Yu, I'm afraid he is planning to leave the show and return to China this time. Don't look at me like this. He told me before coming here that anything that happens will be Normally, even if the recording of the show is interrupted, everything will be performed according to real people, not a script show."

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meager!

Hot search!

Hot search again!

The second episode of "Actor's Adventures" was finally aired, and this airing directly set the entire network on fire!

what?

Fang Yu beats seven with one?

what?

Single out the entire restaurant's prisoners?

Not many people watched the domestic entertainment version of "The Actor's Adventure". Most netizens watched the Japanese and Korean versions, and they clearly saw the scenes of Fang Yu showing off his talents!

This one, Fang Yu directly added gold rim to the word "Kung Fu"! No one can say anymore that traditional martial arts has no practical value!

Hot comments from netizens.

[Spicy Little Pig: I don’t think this is fake! 】

[cjj: I don’t think it’s staged. The actor’s reaction is too real. I think the prisoner who knocked out his teeth is really in pain! How could it be fake? 】

[Jelly is not jelly: The program team has made a statement. It’s all due to the program’s effect. This episode is dedicated to Fang Yu’s action movies, and some martial arts moves have been rehearsed. But I have to say that the program team worked too hard, and Fang Yu’s fights are also very good! 】

[Zhengtian Haha: Did you really watch the video? I can guarantee that this is a real fighting scene! 】

[Jason: The most noisy thing on the Internet right now is that the news about Tyson setting up a ring to challenge Fang Yu has been talked about to death. Are you still questioning whether it is true or not? The boxing champion says it's fake, can you tell it's true? It's just a malicious operation, I won't watch this show for a second! 】

[Between coming and going: It’s upstairs, watch it if you like, or gck if you don’t want to (get out)]

While the quarrel continued, a hot search was posted!

This is a message from a netizen.

Online name: Zuo Wei

[Zuo Wei: According to reliable information, controversial figure Fang Yu has taken a direct flight to Los Angeles for an appointment]

When he broke the news, netizens went crazy!

[Player 8: Are you serious? Fang Yu went to fight Tyson in the ring? 】

[I am a witch, don’t poison me: is it true? how could it be possible? An actor and actress, fighting in the ring with Tyson? 】

[Zhuzhu watching the sunset: I’m afraid what Zuo Wei said is true, he is the number one paparazzi in domestic entertainment! 】

(End of this chapter)