China Entertainment Zero Two Ordinary Actor

Chapter 675: Fang Yu is at home in the countryside
After eating this meal, some people are really satisfied, some are bitter, and some are a little bit dissatisfied.

Cooking is nothing compared to football.

In football, if you play well and score many goals, then you are great.

No better than eSports.

Who cares, who understands.

Even if your teammates cheat you and you are C, smart viewers can tell at a glance whose problem it is. Even if the fandom becomes serious later and the brothers make frequent mistakes, there are still many people who come out to comment on the game level of the brothers besides their appearance. .

But this stir-fry is a bit too subjective and not easy to judge.

How to compare with each other?
Who sells better?
So who has more sales than Ken Daji? Does making more money mean good food? uncertain.

Find two people to eat different meals and make a score?
According to the saying in the cross talk, you hold a bowl of bean juice, find someone at random on the street, knock him down, raise your head and pour it into his mouth. If this person stands up and curses, then he is from out of town.

If he wiped his mouth and asked, "Is there a focus circle?"

At this critical moment, the good old man He Jiong finally saw Han Geng's entanglement. After all, He Jiong himself had tasted the three plates of vegetarian dishes prepared by Huang Lei and knew that these three dishes could not be eaten as meals.

As he said this, he picked out a few chopsticks, not many in fact, and gave the rest to Han Geng.

Okay! After Fang Yu went to the kitchen to clean up the dishes, he looked at the bowl of noodles that was almost crumbling, and his eyes were on fire!

Is that something for people to eat? ?

It happened that the "enemy" wanted to show off his cooking skills. As for Fang Yu, Han even couldn't do it, even if he didn't eat it.

In this show, it is obviously unrealistic for you to ask Huang Lei to make breakfast for you early in the morning.

Huang Lei didn't praise Fang Yu, but just said, "Tsk, these tomatoes are a bit sour. Next time you choose tomatoes, you have to look for ones that are hard to the touch."

In fact, he was just hungry.

So, which one is better for Fang Yu and Huang Lei's meal today?

Therefore, when it comes to cooking, it depends very much on the taste of the diners themselves.

Okay, when Han Geng heard this, he was so angry!

Huang Lei is the king of connections in the entertainment industry. In the editor's words, his students alone can be found in most of the entertainment industry.

In fact, last night, he was already hungry and didn't eat much. He wanted to have a good meal at noon, but Huang Lei roasted the beggar's chicken until it turned into charcoal.

Han Geng's analysis of Huang Lei was correct. He knew that it would be troublesome to offend Huang Lei, but he was actually right.

Huang Lei is different. Judging from his behavior when he met Guo Qilin and Shen Teng in the show, it is quite troublesome to offend this person.

[Your hand-rolled noodles brought tears to Han Geng’s eyes, +8 for hand-rolled noodles, +2 for each item]

Come on, Han Geng didn’t want to lose face and just started eating!
Han Geng, who was so hungry just now that he ate yellow wild vegetables, was immediately out of control after taking the first bite of noodles.
When the chopsticks went down, Fang Yu in the kitchen shook his head.

As he said this, he did not pick up the second chopstick.

When he was done, he told the camera, "This is hard work."

At this time, Huang Lei had just put away his bowls and chopsticks. He looked back at the leftovers on the table and said to Han Geng, the last one who hadn't finished his meal: "Don't waste food. You can finish it in just a few bites. I'll put this together." After finishing the tomatoes and scrambled eggs, I’ll leave these two dishes to you.”

Anyone who has drank feces water knows that the taste of bean juice is very similar to that of feces water.

I have never suffered so much in South Korea, and today I have suffered so much in domestic entertainment!
But what if I don’t want to eat it?

As an idol, you have to stay in shape and pay attention to body management.

Then, watch Han Geng again.

So he gave Han Geng a huge step up.

At that time, the media spread rumors that Guo Qilin and Yue Yunpeng were competing for Deyun's first brother. Huang Lei specially and inexplicably said after Zhou Xun praised Guo Qilin, "I have seen Yue Yue, and he can endure hardships."

When Teacher He saw Han Geng eating those few chopsticks of wild vegetables, his heart exploded with love. Mother's love was almost born and he thought, Han Geng, I think you are really hungry!

If he offended Fang Yu, it would be a verbal quarrel at most. Fang Yu would not give him any obstacles, and when Han Geng thought that Fang Yu was Li Xiaolu's dream lover, he couldn't help but want to choke.

The fault was picked, and then he was very disappointed and finished the bowl of noodles in his hand without leaving any bottom.

Just because the locals drink it deliciously doesn't mean it tastes good.

It can be regarded as the completion of a round of fighting.

Holding the steaming noodles in his hand, he looked at the three plates of dishes on the table that he couldn't even eat with tears in his eyes.

"We can't waste food. I'm still a little hungry and want to eat another bite. Han Geng, look, I know you can't eat too many carbohydrates. So you give some to Teacher He and I'll eat a few bites of your noodles so that I can rest full." Have a good work in the afternoon~"

The lettuce is okay, especially the wild vegetables!

Just looking at the performances of Huang Lei and Han Geng, it is not difficult to see that Fang Yu has actually won.

There is no need to look at He Jiong, there is no need to look at Zhao Liying, and there is no need to speculate about Li Chongchen who already has deep feelings for Fang Yu.

Even his own evaluation of his plate of wild vegetables is, "It still tastes the same as in the past. I know you may be a little uncomfortable with it, but you know this stuff is healthy, eat more!"

When Fang Yu saw the level of proficiency, he knew that only when a person has a great prejudice against him, or thinks that he can't do anything well, can he gain more skill proficiency. In short In other words, the greater the contrast, the more surprising and thus the more experience.

Eat the snacks that everyone eats, instant noodles and buns? Han didn't even want to eat it.

Don't ask, it's local.

After all, Guo Qilin was a cross talk talker, so she knew there was something in what Teacher Huang Lei said, so she counterattacked on the spot, "Teacher Huang is trying to criticize me." Then she immediately said, "My heart, my heart."

Looking at the episode between Huang Lei and Shen Teng again, it was so intense that they were almost torn apart.

The reason is that Shen Teng, a grassroots actor from Hecheng, the city of barbecue, did not follow Huang Lei's wishes when roasting the suckling pig and did not constantly turn the suckling pig over, which aroused Huang Lei's dissatisfaction.

Huang Lei first ordered the director's team and said, "The director's team roasted it like this last time. It won't work."

As a result, Shen Teng didn't give Huang Lei any face, "Then let the director team roast it." He choked back.

Until night, Huang Lei started acting like a monster. First, he said, "We don't need to wait for Mary, we will eat directly," which made Shen Teng, a guest and Mary's partner, dissatisfied. Then, he cleverly took out the persona of the fortune teller and started guessing about Shen Teng. New movie content.

He guessed it right, it was a spoiler.

You guessed it wrong, the content is boring to listen to, so can the audience buy tickets? The question was wrong. Shen Teng couldn't spoil the plot of the movie, so he could only keep having fun.

In the end, Shen Teng lost his temper and said, "Teacher Huang Lei is proficient in everything and is good at everything." Later, Huang Lei was provoked and said with shame, "Believe it or not, I will slap you." He almost broke his face.

He Jong tried to smooth things over, saying that he would cut out this part as a stunt, but Shen Teng was furious. He was a man after all, and was threatened by another man who wanted to whip him. He just pretended to be joking and kicked Huang Lei, and Huang Lei also He couldn't hold it back and slapped Shen Teng on the thigh. He didn't show any mercy and ended up cursing him a "little brat."

So this is lunch today.

Han didn't even have a bite left of the food.

Of course, he also finished eating the noodles.
No one forced him to eat the problem. In this first round, Fang Yu won with a high vote.

Next, let’s see how to cook the meal tonight.
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The life you long for!
Big star country reality show!

The original idea of ​​this program was quite interesting, allowing celebrities to go to the countryside to work, experience the countryside, and gain insights into life.

Sound familiar?
Yes, it’s a show created by the team from Metamorphosis.

When I first heard the program Metamorphosis, I thought, oh, let the children in the city go to the countryside to endure hardships, let them know how hard-won a good life is, let the children in the village know the beauty of the big city, and let them study hard.

But class can never be achieved in just a few days of life experience.

After the show, the rich boys went home to continue eating and drinking.

But the children in those villages have to go home and worry about what kind of potatoes they should eat for three meals a day.

There are even "ignorant" children who clamor to sit on the toilet to defecate. They are asked to squat down to use the dry toilet, but they feel that they can't poop out.

The life I yearn for also suffers from this condescending problem.

Letting celebrities experience farm work is something that hurts the hearts of farmers.

Is it necessary for the people at the bottom to see the stars floating in the sky and praise them after doing the farm work they do every day, "This wheat is cut so well! This sickle is so good! Better than my talent!" What nonsense?
After watching this show, the audience felt uncomfortable because of some of the things these celebrities did.

Then who doesn’t know that vegetables will be salty if you add too much salt?

Is that because I don’t know?

That's because there are less vegetables and more salt. You can use less vegetables and eat more meals with the money. Which farmer needs to watch celebrities teach people the principles of survival! Watching them do farm work is no different than watching kindergarten children learn how to dress.

Therefore, Fang Yu did not accept the afternoon farm work arrangement given by the director team.

Let's leave work like harvesting corn to Xiao Xianrou.

"Fang Yu doesn't accept the script arrangement? What is he going to do? Lie down all afternoon?"

When the director heard the reply given by the staff, he was confused on the spot.

Weren't you fine this morning? Why did you start acting like a big star?

"No, no, he said he was going to visit the village to see if he could do anything."

"That's okay! Then modify the script and let him look for treasures. Anyway, he wanders around until he doesn't want to wander anymore, so put a box there for him to open. There are rewards in the box, which are ice-cold Coke at night and yogurt. That's it for Mu Xi! Cameraman, follow up!"

A few words have arranged the effect of the following variety show. This director can be regarded as a rare talent in the industry.

When Fang Yu walked out of the mushroom house, Li Congcheng quickly called for Zhao Liying to follow him.

When He Jong saw this situation, he immediately ran up.

It's not that He Zong needs the camera, he just feels that Fang Yu is here because of him, and he will feel bad if he doesn't take good care of him.

As a few people walked on the road, He Jiong began to introduce the village.
“This village is like spring all year round, so it’s very suitable to live in.”

"Ouch!" Zhao Liying nodded in response, but Fang Yu turned around, "Then why didn't you see anyone?"

"Ah, this is because..." He Jong's words came to his lips and he didn't know what to say.

"It's because, although it is suitable for living, it is not suitable for young people to work hard..." Fang Yu said something unspeakable for He Jiong and shook his head helplessly, "I'm afraid the village is full of old people and left-behind children. As long as you have some strength, He is a healthy person and has gone out to work."

When he said this, he said to himself: "There is no such thing as Le Ying in this village, who is a hot and hot heroine who has spent ten years at home under the guise of a flattering personality, making her mother worried. "

Putting aside those things about the Chinese movie "Strange Road", Fang Yu pointed to a yard with an open gate and said, "My house is very similar to here, especially the donkey in the yard. My family used to have a stubborn donkey."

Li Zhengyi, who is familiar with Fang Yu, quickly continued, "Then is it true that you can repair horseshoes?"

"Really, I only learned how to trim horse hooves when I used to help adults trim donkey hooves."

What Fang Yu said was actually half true and half false.

It's true that he does have a donkey at home.

The lie is that he didn't learn this thing at all at the time. He did help, but it was just bringing a carrot to the donkey.

Several people pointed to the donkey in the yard and talked, and an old man in the yard walked out of the house.

When he saw so many people in front of his house and the cameras recording them, he knew that this was the program team on the mountainside, the group of people who came to film the program.

"ctv drops?"

The uncle came forward and greeted everyone warmly.

"Ah, no, uncle, we are from Mango Terrace."

He Jiong explained.

"What mang?"

"Mango Terrace!"

"What fruit?"

"Mango Terrace."

"Oh! Hehehe, he was promoted to 6th place! I'm just pretending to be the same!"

"It's not CCTV, it's Mango, Hulan TV."

"What? What are you saying about laziness? It's not laziness. I was just getting ready to do some work. I'm old and I feel sleepy at noon!"

"Uncle, it's not work... it's the lake..." He Jiong explained that he was tired, "Forget it, uncle, what kind of work are you going to do?"

The uncle understood what he said. He turned back and pointed at the donkey, "Hey! This donkey has a sharp stone stuck in its hoof. No matter what I do, it won't do anything to me. I have no choice but to go." The butcher's house in the next village..."

"Hey, uncle, are you going to kill the donkey?" He Jiong's eyes lit up after hearing this. This donkey meat is a good thing. When the time comes, he will kill the donkey and use the donkey meat to make a donkey meat feast. It will not only fill his stomach, but also enrich his food. The content of the program, isn’t it wonderful?
Unexpectedly, when the uncle heard that the donkey was going to be killed, he became anxious on the spot, "What? You want to kill the donkey? This is my life! You can't kill it!"

When He Jiong heard that the person was stupid, he quickly explained, "No, sir, you misunderstood, I heard wrong..."

The uncle covered his face, "Hey! You Mango Lake Landai really don't do good things! You want to kill my old man's donkey!"

He Jiong was speechless, thinking to himself that this old man was really not the one invited by the program team to enhance the program's effect?
When the two of them were talking about something different, the camera followed them to the donkey.

Fang Yu was in front of the donkey and was about to touch it with his hand. The uncle quickly stopped him, "Don't touch it! This donkey knows how to live! I'll kick you, kid!"

Fang Yu was unmoved, and directly touched the donkey's head without replying: "The donkey's hoof is probably injured. The stone must be taken out as soon as possible, otherwise it will easily become infected."

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(End of this chapter)