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Chapter 684: This is no better than the Spring Festival Gala

When you glance over this scene, you can't even tell how many protagonists and attractions there are.

There was an old lady next to the uncle who was not in his right mind and was about to give Huang Lei a plate.

The old lady, named Lin Guihua, is a kind elder in the village. She is old and her teeth have long since fallen out. She usually wears a pair of exquisite dentures to eat food. However, today she was at the banquet Facing an unprecedented challenge.

"Chef" Huang Lei personally cooked and prepared special dishes for the villagers. The dishes were brightly colored and fragrant. They looked very tempting. However, when Lin Guihua picked up a snail with chopsticks and put it into her mouth , her expression immediately became very funny.

Lin Guihua's eyes widened and her brows furrowed. The expression on her face was as if she was tasting the most unpalatable thing in the world. The snail seemed to have turned into a belt in her mouth, which was difficult to chew and even harder to swallow. She He kept stirring it in his mouth with his tongue, trying to grind the snail up, but all efforts were in vain.

Huang Lei stood aside, looking at Lin Guihua expectantly, hoping that she could give a satisfactory evaluation. Lin Guihua knew very well that this was a time to give the village chief face, and she could not embarrass the village chief, so she deeply Taking a breath, I decided to take off my dentures and put this dish into my stomach in the most direct way.

She carefully took off her dentures, revealing a row of sparse gums. Then, she picked up the water glass beside her and took a sip of water. Then, she took a deep breath and put the unpalatable piece of snail into her mouth again. She chewed hard, with an extremely funny expression, as if she was fighting a difficult battle.

The snail made strange noises in Lin Guihua's mouth like a pimp, as if to protest her ruthless chewing. Her cheeks swelled and her eyes were closed tightly, as if she was enduring great pain!
Finally, she opened her mouth and swallowed the hard-fought piece of snail!
She wins! She defeated the impossible enemy! She is the winner of this game!

Throughout the process, Lin Guihua's expressions and movements were very funny, as if she was a clown performing a comedy. But she was serious at heart. She understood that this was giving the village chief face and respecting other program guests. . Although the snail was difficult to swallow, she still put it into her stomach
Unexpectedly, just after eating an unpalatable snail, Huang Lei came over with a smile on his face, picked up his chopsticks and said, "If you like it, eat more!"

I'm a turtle! Give Teacher He half of the best actor award! Is this dish for people to eat?

If I had known it was so funny, I would have watched it on New Year’s Eve!
After the banquet was over, the six tables of guests left in droves. Why didn't they say hello when they left?

The old lady accidentally saw that there were three or five more snails on the plate, and she became angry on the spot. Seeing that something was wrong, the people around her immediately wiped the old lady's chest, hammered it a few times, and removed the snails. Go down
After half a day of resuscitation, this old man was too close to death.
He Jong rushed over after hearing the sound. When he saw the old lady's appearance, he hurriedly pulled Huang Lei away!
Wouldn't this cause trouble? The snail was sweet and greasy when it was first taken out of the pot. After a while, it tasted hard and rubbery! Those who don’t know really think that Huang Lei is retaliating against the villagers. Only He Jiong understands that Huang Lei is too confident. He also puts a heavy filter on the food he cooks. Others use filters to add points to the food cooked by his mother. He Huang Lei Lei has a filter on his own food. What he thinks is delicious is really unpalatable to others.
This scene was recorded by the camera. When the old lady had difficulty swallowing the snail, Huang Lei gave her some vegetables.
At this point, it has become an art!
Isn’t this better than the Spring Festival Gala?

They can be regarded as eating the "delicious food" made by Huang Lei himself.

No, this dish is almost going to kill these old men and women. It is too simple to not blackmail people.
Most of them had left, leaving only one table of program staff with bitter looks on their faces.

The mvp must definitely go to the buttered snail.

For this thing to be called cooking, there must be something dark.

An undercooked green bean that is crispy, green and exudes poisonous gas when eaten can be said to be an overcooked "chef". Do you expect him to make some dishes on a whim and come out delicious?
Looking at the table, the dishes on the table have almost been taken care of. Looking at the expressions of everyone, it seems that there are more people queuing to go to the toilet than when Apple 6 first came out that year. Who would want to eat these things here if not for fear of losing their job? Netba Cao De Huang Lei would come over from time to time to supervise me. I didn’t dare to vomit even if I wanted to, for fear of being seen by him and wearing small shoes.

It is no exaggeration to say that they would rather swallow the food in their stomachs and be expelled directly. They really don't want their bodies to absorb the damn nutrients in the food. If they didn't know that Huang Lei was not poisoned, they would all doubt that after eating the snail , bones will produce a fluorescent effect in dark conditions.

Huang Lei, like a good old man who had done good things, went from table to table to check the remaining food.

"There are a lot of egg-filled pancakes left on this table, and there are also wild vegetables left. Tsk tsk. It seems that the folks eat wild vegetables differently from us. They eat them every day, so they are tired of it."

His meaning is very obvious. The reason why the wild vegetables are leftover is because they are eaten every day, not because they are not delicious, but the egg-filled pancakes are simply because Fang Yu’s cooking is not delicious.

The cameraman who was filming Huang Lei also wanted to use his camera to take pictures of Huang Lei, but he couldn't get it off the ground.

If he hadn't known the real situation, the cameraman would have thought that the egg-filled pancakes were unpalatable.

Actually?
The truth is that Fang Yu’s other food is so delicious. Compared with staple food such as hand-rolled noodles and steamed buns, the egg-filled pancakes are still not as popular as those made by Huang Lei. However, this is definitely not the dish that Huang Lei lost to the egg-filled pancakes. , that was Fang Yu’s staple food lost to the staple food.

The village chief asked the villagers to pack up the dishes on the table when Huang Lei wasn't paying attention, in order not to embarrass the program team too much.

Whether you want to eat it or feed it to the pigs, it’s up to them.

As for the "wild vegetables"?
If the pigs don’t eat it, who wants it?
"Not bad, not bad! The food is quite good." Huang Lei looked around until he saw the director team eating and drinking.

"Are you eating all of them?"

"Ah! Here you go, Teacher Huang!" Everyone was holding the meat skewers that Fang Yu had just rushed out for them, and all of them had very reserved expressions.

"Is it enough to eat? I still have some snails and chicken feet left in the kitchen."

"Enough, enough! Absolutely enough!" Everyone nodded more enthusiastically than their new girlfriend agreed to travel with them and live in the same house.
"Okay, let's go eat too! Let's go!"

Huang Lei took steps, stretched his shins, and walked back to the mushroom house happily.
(End of this chapter)