The Lord of the World Begins from the Siheyuan
Chapter 113 Silly Zhu has a physical problem
Chapter 113 Silly Zhu has a physical problem
Gao Jiande asked, "Brother Ming, do you often hunt?" In fact, Gao Jiande was a year or two older than Li Ming, but he also called Gao Jianye blindly.
Li Ming replied, "I have set up some traps on the mountain behind Yongfeng Commune."
Company Commander Gao and the others ended their meeting, and they stopped chatting.Company Commander Gao took them to the predetermined location.
At the scheduled location, Company Commander Gao aimed his gun at the bushes on the opposite side several times, probably still thinking about the fact that he didn't hit a wild boar last time.
Li Ming persuaded with a smile: "Commander Gao, let's take a break first. It will take at least half an hour for the pig driving team to arrive at the designated location."
"It's okay, you guys rest. For the past two months, I've only been focusing on rush harvesting, and the hand feeling isn't that good. I'll practice." Company Commander Gao found an excuse for himself.
Lou Xiao'e gave Li Ming a blank look. She had heard Li Ming say that Company Commander Gao had bragged about it last time but missed.
Gao Jiancheng asked about the previous topic, "Brother Xiao Ming, you just said that you set up traps for hunting. How was the harvest?"
"Xiao'e, help me to talk about it." Li Ming also prepared to drink some water.
"From last month to now, we have caught 5 small wild boars, several hares, and a big roe deer." Lou Xiaoe said softly, with a sense of pride in her tone.
"So many." Gao Jiande's voice was a little louder.
Company Commander Gao also looked sideways, this harvest was worth a large group of them.
"That's why I have the money to buy watches and build houses." Li Ming explained casually.
Gao Jiande, Gao Jiancheng and Li Ming are considered to be the same age, and they are quite envious.Their family is okay, but it is difficult for them to buy watches and build a house.The whole family earns money together, and the whole family needs to use it together.
Gao Jiande and Gao Jiancheng were very interested in how to dig holes and set up traps. When they asked carefully, Li Ming almost revealed his secrets.
After that, several people chatted for a while.
The red flag of the pig driving group waved, and Gao Jiancheng also raised the flag to respond, and all the groups followed suit.
Then came the most exciting few minutes, the gunfire.
Gao Jiancheng said excitedly: "It hit!"
Company Commander Gao hit a wild boar this time, he didn't say anything, but the corners of his mouth were raised, very proud.
"Jiande, beat the drum." Commander Gao turned his head and ordered.
Boom, boom, boom boom boom boom.
The drums stopped, and no one in the hunting party was allowed to shoot.
Everyone began to do hard work, collecting the wild boars that had been hit.
Li Ming didn't go to help, but stayed with Lou Xiao'e.The two stood chatting next to the assembly point, waiting for the members to bring the wild boar back.
Some people brought back the young wild boar, and others brought back the sow.
"Why are there young wild boars and female wild boars? Are male wild boars better at running away?" Lou Xiaoe asked.
Li Ming thinks that you have carefully distinguished the male and female wild boars, "Most male wild boars live alone, and the older they are, the more lonely they are. They are with female wild boars only when they are in heat."
Lou Xiaoe was a little embarrassed to hear it so directly, and gave Li Ming a light slap.
"If it's a wild boar that came to destroy the crops, it's more likely to be a male wild boar. In that case, you can arrange a few people to squat next to the crops, and wait for the wild boar to eat in the early morning and evening, and ambush it. You don't need to mobilize people like this." Li Ming explained carefully. for a moment.
In the morning, outside Dongzhimen in the capital, there is still some distance from the Red Star Rolling Mill.
Xu Damao joined the three people who had dinner last night, and Xu Damao asked, "Is everything ready?"
The man with the scar face frowned and said, "It's in the sack."
The thin tall one and the short one didn't react much.
"He hasn't come so soon, we have to wait for him a little longer."
It was almost 8 o'clock after 9 o'clock, and it was almost an hour before others went to work, so Sha Zhu happily rode his new bicycle to work.
Those who go to work have already gone to work, and those who are at home are still at home. It is a hot day, and there are relatively few people on the road at this time.
On the side of the road, a tall and thin man and a short man threw stones at the silly pillar riding a bicycle for fun.
Shazhu's temper could not be tolerated, emergency stop, the God of War in the courtyard was about to rush over to Bianren.
He rushed to the other party and found that the other party took out a knife.
The car didn't care, Sha Zhu just wanted to run now.As a result, Scarface, who was watching the excitement, pulled out a long stick from the sack on the ground, and stabbed Shazhu's ass!
He didn't poke it in, and the other party ignored Sha Zhu, wiped the wooden stick on Sha Zhu's bicycle seat twice, and the three of them ran away dragging the sack.
Feeling that no one was chasing him, Sha Zhu looked behind and saw that the three of them had run away.
Silly Zhu stopped and turned around to go back to help the car. The car seat was yellowish and smelled a little off.
Sha Zhu was so angry that he wanted to jump. Suddenly, he remembered that his buttocks had also been stabbed, and there were also stabs on the back of his pants.
This made it impossible to go to work in the factory, so Shazhu could only help the car home to change his pants and clean the car seat.
After walking two steps, Sha Zhu decided to break the pot and go back by bike.With his butt pressed, he can go back faster without being seen by others.Perfect plan!
It's a pity that Xu Damao has a lot of bad water.
There are a bunch of children playing at the gate of No. 95 Siheyuan.
When Shazhu got out of the car, a sharp-eyed child said, "Shazhu shit on his pants."
A group of children ran over to see Shazhu's jokes, and even those who were brave enough laughed at Shazhu.
Sha Zhu angrily said: "What nonsense! Someone messed up and rubbed it on my car seat, don't let me catch those three people."
How could a child believe his words, they helped Sha Zhu spread the word in two clicks.
No matter how silly Zhu defended, no matter adults or children, no one would believe him at all.
On the contrary, the rumors spread more and more widely, and the rumors of Xu Damao also joined in.
"Do you know why silly Zhu didn't marry a wife at 30?"
"why?"
"He has kidney deficiency! He's not good at that!"
"How did you know?"
"He pulled his pants down when he rode his bicycle to work in the morning. The smell drove away all the children in the alley."
"Maybe it's a runaway."
"You don't understand this. It's called kidney yang deficiency. If you don't believe me, ask a Chinese doctor."
"Then he still finds a matchmaker every day for a blind date!"
"Pretend to be anxious, every time I deliberately pick on the woman's thorns, I think the other party is ugly. In fact, he can't do it himself!"
Kidney deficiency can also be divided into yin and yang. When Xu Damao was still seeing a doctor, the doctor told Xu Damao.
The rumors arranged by Xu Damao spread quickly among the small private groups, and the rumors full of loopholes were quickly made up by the spreaders to be more complete and perfect.
Silly Zhu is now either shit or shit, not to mention there really is shit.
Xu Damao quickly helped to spread the rumor of He Yuzhu in the rolling mill to the rectifier factory.
It's not good when it comes to men, and the object of Silly Zhu will inevitably fall through.
But Shazhu is still in the dark, it will take time for rumors to reach Shazhu.
In the morning, in the security department of the rolling mill, three of Li Ming's subordinates were discussing how to check the bank's outlets, looking very motivated.
Money always goes somewhere.The three cobblers can all be Zhuge Liang, not to mention that Li Ming has already pointed out the direction for them, and they just need to implement it.
It was a good execution of Li Ming's intention to train the team.
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Gao Jiande asked, "Brother Ming, do you often hunt?" In fact, Gao Jiande was a year or two older than Li Ming, but he also called Gao Jianye blindly.
Li Ming replied, "I have set up some traps on the mountain behind Yongfeng Commune."
Company Commander Gao and the others ended their meeting, and they stopped chatting.Company Commander Gao took them to the predetermined location.
At the scheduled location, Company Commander Gao aimed his gun at the bushes on the opposite side several times, probably still thinking about the fact that he didn't hit a wild boar last time.
Li Ming persuaded with a smile: "Commander Gao, let's take a break first. It will take at least half an hour for the pig driving team to arrive at the designated location."
"It's okay, you guys rest. For the past two months, I've only been focusing on rush harvesting, and the hand feeling isn't that good. I'll practice." Company Commander Gao found an excuse for himself.
Lou Xiao'e gave Li Ming a blank look. She had heard Li Ming say that Company Commander Gao had bragged about it last time but missed.
Gao Jiancheng asked about the previous topic, "Brother Xiao Ming, you just said that you set up traps for hunting. How was the harvest?"
"Xiao'e, help me to talk about it." Li Ming also prepared to drink some water.
"From last month to now, we have caught 5 small wild boars, several hares, and a big roe deer." Lou Xiaoe said softly, with a sense of pride in her tone.
"So many." Gao Jiande's voice was a little louder.
Company Commander Gao also looked sideways, this harvest was worth a large group of them.
"That's why I have the money to buy watches and build houses." Li Ming explained casually.
Gao Jiande, Gao Jiancheng and Li Ming are considered to be the same age, and they are quite envious.Their family is okay, but it is difficult for them to buy watches and build a house.The whole family earns money together, and the whole family needs to use it together.
Gao Jiande and Gao Jiancheng were very interested in how to dig holes and set up traps. When they asked carefully, Li Ming almost revealed his secrets.
After that, several people chatted for a while.
The red flag of the pig driving group waved, and Gao Jiancheng also raised the flag to respond, and all the groups followed suit.
Then came the most exciting few minutes, the gunfire.
Gao Jiancheng said excitedly: "It hit!"
Company Commander Gao hit a wild boar this time, he didn't say anything, but the corners of his mouth were raised, very proud.
"Jiande, beat the drum." Commander Gao turned his head and ordered.
Boom, boom, boom boom boom boom.
The drums stopped, and no one in the hunting party was allowed to shoot.
Everyone began to do hard work, collecting the wild boars that had been hit.
Li Ming didn't go to help, but stayed with Lou Xiao'e.The two stood chatting next to the assembly point, waiting for the members to bring the wild boar back.
Some people brought back the young wild boar, and others brought back the sow.
"Why are there young wild boars and female wild boars? Are male wild boars better at running away?" Lou Xiaoe asked.
Li Ming thinks that you have carefully distinguished the male and female wild boars, "Most male wild boars live alone, and the older they are, the more lonely they are. They are with female wild boars only when they are in heat."
Lou Xiaoe was a little embarrassed to hear it so directly, and gave Li Ming a light slap.
"If it's a wild boar that came to destroy the crops, it's more likely to be a male wild boar. In that case, you can arrange a few people to squat next to the crops, and wait for the wild boar to eat in the early morning and evening, and ambush it. You don't need to mobilize people like this." Li Ming explained carefully. for a moment.
In the morning, outside Dongzhimen in the capital, there is still some distance from the Red Star Rolling Mill.
Xu Damao joined the three people who had dinner last night, and Xu Damao asked, "Is everything ready?"
The man with the scar face frowned and said, "It's in the sack."
The thin tall one and the short one didn't react much.
"He hasn't come so soon, we have to wait for him a little longer."
It was almost 8 o'clock after 9 o'clock, and it was almost an hour before others went to work, so Sha Zhu happily rode his new bicycle to work.
Those who go to work have already gone to work, and those who are at home are still at home. It is a hot day, and there are relatively few people on the road at this time.
On the side of the road, a tall and thin man and a short man threw stones at the silly pillar riding a bicycle for fun.
Shazhu's temper could not be tolerated, emergency stop, the God of War in the courtyard was about to rush over to Bianren.
He rushed to the other party and found that the other party took out a knife.
The car didn't care, Sha Zhu just wanted to run now.As a result, Scarface, who was watching the excitement, pulled out a long stick from the sack on the ground, and stabbed Shazhu's ass!
He didn't poke it in, and the other party ignored Sha Zhu, wiped the wooden stick on Sha Zhu's bicycle seat twice, and the three of them ran away dragging the sack.
Feeling that no one was chasing him, Sha Zhu looked behind and saw that the three of them had run away.
Silly Zhu stopped and turned around to go back to help the car. The car seat was yellowish and smelled a little off.
Sha Zhu was so angry that he wanted to jump. Suddenly, he remembered that his buttocks had also been stabbed, and there were also stabs on the back of his pants.
This made it impossible to go to work in the factory, so Shazhu could only help the car home to change his pants and clean the car seat.
After walking two steps, Sha Zhu decided to break the pot and go back by bike.With his butt pressed, he can go back faster without being seen by others.Perfect plan!
It's a pity that Xu Damao has a lot of bad water.
There are a bunch of children playing at the gate of No. 95 Siheyuan.
When Shazhu got out of the car, a sharp-eyed child said, "Shazhu shit on his pants."
A group of children ran over to see Shazhu's jokes, and even those who were brave enough laughed at Shazhu.
Sha Zhu angrily said: "What nonsense! Someone messed up and rubbed it on my car seat, don't let me catch those three people."
How could a child believe his words, they helped Sha Zhu spread the word in two clicks.
No matter how silly Zhu defended, no matter adults or children, no one would believe him at all.
On the contrary, the rumors spread more and more widely, and the rumors of Xu Damao also joined in.
"Do you know why silly Zhu didn't marry a wife at 30?"
"why?"
"He has kidney deficiency! He's not good at that!"
"How did you know?"
"He pulled his pants down when he rode his bicycle to work in the morning. The smell drove away all the children in the alley."
"Maybe it's a runaway."
"You don't understand this. It's called kidney yang deficiency. If you don't believe me, ask a Chinese doctor."
"Then he still finds a matchmaker every day for a blind date!"
"Pretend to be anxious, every time I deliberately pick on the woman's thorns, I think the other party is ugly. In fact, he can't do it himself!"
Kidney deficiency can also be divided into yin and yang. When Xu Damao was still seeing a doctor, the doctor told Xu Damao.
The rumors arranged by Xu Damao spread quickly among the small private groups, and the rumors full of loopholes were quickly made up by the spreaders to be more complete and perfect.
Silly Zhu is now either shit or shit, not to mention there really is shit.
Xu Damao quickly helped to spread the rumor of He Yuzhu in the rolling mill to the rectifier factory.
It's not good when it comes to men, and the object of Silly Zhu will inevitably fall through.
But Shazhu is still in the dark, it will take time for rumors to reach Shazhu.
In the morning, in the security department of the rolling mill, three of Li Ming's subordinates were discussing how to check the bank's outlets, looking very motivated.
Money always goes somewhere.The three cobblers can all be Zhuge Liang, not to mention that Li Ming has already pointed out the direction for them, and they just need to implement it.
It was a good execution of Li Ming's intention to train the team.
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Thank you for your vote!
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(End of this chapter)
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