The reincarnated banshee, save the world with the reincarnated daughter

Chapter 195 Orthodox idols and professionalism

From an idealist perspective, the reason why people are human is because they think they are human.

If one day, there is a kind of octopus.

They have their own language, their own characters, and their own education. They will wait for the [New Cute Octopus Fan] update on Saturdays and Sundays, they will use infinite tentacles to look at their phones, and they will imagine that there is a creature called an upright ape octopus , will appear as an upright ape in the octopus mobile game but is a cute and cute octopus.

It takes 100 shells to draw a card once, and 648 shells for one order...

Are they humans?
I'm afraid so, if you evaluate it carefully.

If Melina believes that she has the power to create all civilizations and wanders in space, then she is both lonely and gregarious, and can change at will.This is a sophistry.The sophistry that makes Beren, who has a strong logical mind, unpleasant.

She raised her eyebrows, beginning with 'You man...', about to lash out.

Sonia smoothed things over.

"oops."

She looked at Melina's chest with a lewd expression (really?) on purpose, and sang praises in the same tone as singing idols:
"Xiao Mei..."

She let out two breaths, cute and vulgar at the same time - if you just look at the appearance, it will be very cute, if this action is done by an uncle, it will be very vulgar.

"Your civilization... is really not small."

"... "

Faced with two disgusted faces, two eyes seemed to say 'you scum'.

"Although I can understand it, forget it, please practice dancing, Sonia."

"Eh~"

"You just joined us, didn't you?"

"Hey~"

"Naturally, you need to practice hard. Idols are not cheap products that can be mass-produced with cheap smiles and emotionless dances."

Sonia muttered:
"That's the traffic Xiaosheng, Xiaohua, who you have never seen before making a movie and can synthesize the face AI into the body double..."

"What did you say?" Belen didn't hear clearly.

"No, no, no, I'm just saying... ah, Internet celebrity idol! No need to say anything about a big stomach!" Sonia made a French military salute, showing a handsome and disgusting smile, "Hey?"

Belen don't eat this set.

She might be Lu Ke, the more handsome she is, the more she can't understand her, she sneered heavily:
"If the time comes to cooperate with you in dance practice and you lose the chain, I will kill you."

"It's so dangerous, you woman."

Sonia laughed dryly and pointed at Melina:
"She just came in, so why..."

Melina's eyes lost their luster and she looked at her blankly. The corners of her mouth naturally curved a little.

It was as if there was a soft and gentle voice saying in my ear, 'If I continue talking, I will kill you? '.But she bit the bullet and finished: "...Why doesn't Xiaomei need to practice the basics?"

"Sonya, do you really want to know my answer?"

Beren was a little shocked and scratched the hair beside his ears, and took a breath:

"Although I can tell you the answer in one second, do you really want to know such a cruel answer?"

"... "

"... "

Sonia thought a lot.

The night of the King of Kings.

The night of learning to visualize progress bars.

That Xiaomei filled the progress bar visible to the naked eye from "not knowing" to "apprentice", to "preliminary proficiency", and then to "proficiency" in seconds.

In the morning, everyone was learning addition together, doing this and that, smiling and thinking that the multiplication formula is still the pinnacle of everyone's life.Then in the afternoon Xiaomei suddenly took out a book from her pocket, "Calculus", you don't know what she is going to do.

So Sonia smiled with relief, took two steps forward, used a vicious dog move to pounce on Belen's fleshy thighs, and made a begging sound like a clockwork cat's "meow-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aa":

"Don't! Mom! Save some face for the sisters!"

Belen's brain crashed severely.She didn't understand how to calculate the seniority of 'you call me mom' and then 'call yourself sister'.

Melina didn't say anything, and looked at the magazine leisurely with a disgusted face.

She didn't say anything because Beren misunderstood her. She didn't write at all and didn't know the basics.But speaking out at this time... wouldn't Sonia's begging for mercy be in vain?He couldn't let her kneel down in vain, even if she felt a little wronged, she would pretend to be proficient in dancing.

"Left, right, left, left, front, back, Bang Cha Cha."

Sonia was forced to stop work to practice basic footwork by the campfire.

However, she practiced and practiced, and she let out an eh, but she never became reluctant to become extremely positive all of a sudden.

"Did you use magic?" Melina lowered her voice, almost letting the air vibrate slightly through a silk thread to convey a low voice level, and said to Belen.

"Idols are meant to hunt dragons. Basic footwork can quickly improve your body's flexibility and agility."

"The price is persistence?"

"The price of no power is not the need for persistent efforts. It's just this power that requires more perseverance."

"I understand what you mean."

"..." Belen threw a book over.

"Ok?"

"You can't dance, can you? These are the basic 13 types of idol dancing, you just need to show yourself."

Melina accepted it and then reacted.

Good or bad, this woman.Is this woman too bad?She clearly knows that she can't dance, but she still uses herself to hold Sonia up. Could it be that she is also a good person who says, "Since you are kneeling, then sister will not let you kneel in vain"?

She looked over and caught a fairy-like, mischievous smile on Beren's face.

Noticing her gaze, Beren quickly restrained himself, raised his index finger again, and tapped his lips lightly.

...

...

The sudden heavy rain ended quickly.

With the help of the locals, the three of them easily found the Heiluanlong who had harmed Yuji Ona's quarry, and then fought.

"Hey!"

Sonia took the lead, with a protruding hand that was gracefully used to support her body and rolled forward, and at the same time pulled out a crossbow bolt and threw three grenades.

shhhhhh!
Three consecutive arrows hit the inner pin of the special grenade in the air, nailed the arrow to the Heiluanlong and exploded.

Black Luanlong suffered a heavy blow.

"I've grown up, senior." Melina was a little surprised, while Belen was like a robot, never surprised, never making mistakes, seized the opportunity to call out the microphone and roared.

"You're just a loser, and I'm the one you, the chick, worship."

This word is too young and inappropriate.

Melina rolled her eyes, summoned the gun, and jumped into the sky.

The guns surrounded her like a cloak, and then they spun around, raining black and red magic elements one after another on the black dragon.It was about to escape, and Sonia used the chain that had made great contributions in the sea erosion dragon battle, bound the dragon head and horns, and forced it to forcibly eat Melina's damage.

Beren pressed forward aggressively, not worrying at all that the Black Luan Dragon would pose a threat to him.

However, after pressing forward and backward, she was a little hesitant, a little hesitant, and a little bit at a loss.

When Melina took half a second to think about her.

She finally spoke:
"The sun that shines every day thinks about you all day long, look at me, I've become so cute!"

The lyrics sung by the shy girlish voice are quite fresh, with a sweet voice.

The red magic factor turned into a rain of arrows from her back and shot at the black dragon, the effect was outstanding.

Melina fell from the sky, covered her mouth, and spent half a second thinking about all the sad things she had encountered in her life, but she couldn't hold back, and smiled with a disgusted face Come out, this kind of naturally awkward smile, I am afraid that only Nicolas Cage who is changing his face can perform it.

Although it was Melina who suffered the mental damage.

But it was Beren who broke the defense and turned into anger.

She started her own "Sweet Idol Mode". With the help of Melina who was paddling and sister Suo Yijin who was still working hard, she cleared up the mess and killed Hei Luanlong.

...

...

On the way to transport the dragon corpse back to Tasia's field.

Without enough materials, Melina showed her astonishing wisdom, and created a subtle stone-wheeled bicycle through mechanics and magic factors, so that Melina and Belen could use bicycles to drag huge The black mountain dragon corpse went back.

Where is Sonia?

Sonia is walking ahead and practicing the idol dance.

"Bei, Belen, isn't your transformation too exaggerated? One second, you were a vulgar singer who is not suitable for children, but the next second, you become a sweet idol."

"...It's because I can't practice at home."

"..."

"A qualified idol must pass on his charm and smile to others from the bottom of his heart. In the process, if there is a sense of shame, it is too inferior."

"..."

I didn't expect not to be angry with me because of this.

Melina thought, she always felt that Belen's break of the defense at that time was actually because of her own 'wavering'.

"Understood."

Melina nodded, looking smart:

"As an idol, as long as there is a request, even if you are born with a beautiful voice, you can act coquettishly in a girlish tone."

"Hmm."

"As an idol, even if you are extremely shy, you must suppress this sense of shame and perform with your heart."

"Yeah, do you understand, the chief student of the grade."

"As an idol, even a deep kiss on stage must have no grievances."

"Uh, this, this seems a bit..."

"As an idol, even if you want to perform baby regression, you must not hesitate to shout out baby words like 'Mommy' and 'Wooah quack?'!"

"You are too extreme."

Beren waved his hand.

"Left, bang cha-cha, right, bang-cha-cha, forward, forward, bang-cha-cha." Sonia continues to practice, and her desire for power can indeed be a positive factor.

Effort goes without saying.

Melina thought that this world was unfair, because she was given such a terrifying talent, allowing her to gain extraordinary power almost without doing anything.But on the other hand, she is also fascinated by the process of this "mortal" growing from zero.

The original idea of ​​"coping with it" disappeared, and she decided to try to live in this world as a creature like an idol.

(End of this chapter)