Chapter 54
morning.
In the living room of Chen Yu's apartment.
Chen Yu and Li Ruyue fell asleep on the ground hugging each other, with their heads facing east and west.Chen Yu's feet were next to Li Yueru's head, and Li Yueru's feet were not far from Chen Yu.
Just when Chen Yu was sleeping soundly, Li Yueru didn't know what she dreamed of, so she hugged Chen Yu's foot, opened her mouth and bit it.
"what."
A scream came.
Then Chen Yu woke up from his sleep and jumped up.
In this world, there are not many things that can make people jump up from sleep, but being bitten by someone's toe is one thing.
"What's the noise? It's not letting people sleep."
Li Yueru grumbled in dissatisfaction, then grabbed the surroundings with her hands, it seemed that she wanted to grab something that could hit people, and threw it in the direction of the voice, so as to kill the person who disturbed her dream.
After all, for someone who likes to sleep late, the most annoying thing is that others disturb her dream.
On Chen Yu's side, his foot was bitten, and he was fully awake.
As the pain in his feet disappeared, he began to pay attention to the situation around him. The living room was in a mess, with crayfish shells on the coffee table, beer cans everywhere on the floor, and Li Yueru who was sleeping next to him.
"What happened yesterday?"
Chen Yu looked at the mess on the ground, and Li Yueru who was sleeping next to him, felt that his head was not enough, he rubbed his head and said to himself.
Soon he recalled what happened yesterday, Li Yueru came in with beer and crayfish, the two drank together, and then the two got drunk, and the two got married...
What the hell are these things.
Sure enough, when people are drunk, they can do all sorts of messy things.
Recalling what happened yesterday, Chen Yu thought.
He knew he couldn't drink alcohol, but he never thought that one day he would be drunk by a few bottles of beer and cause so many ridiculous things.
When Chen Yu looked at the mess on the ground in a daze, Li Yueru also slowly opened his eyes.
She first saw an unfamiliar environment, and then saw a man in front of her staring blankly at her.
Out of vigilance, she immediately woke up, got up quickly, kept a distance from Chen Yu, then looked at Chen Yu vigilantly, and asked in a low voice.
"What happened yesterday? How could the two of us be together? Nothing happened to the two of us, right?"
Chen Yu looked at Li Yueru nervously, the distress in his heart disappeared immediately, looked at Li Yueru and said.
"Everything that should happen has happened, what do you say?"
After Li Yueru heard Chen Yu's words, she was completely blindfolded and said to herself.
"Everything happened."
Then he looked towards Chen Yu and said loudly to Chen Yu.
"Since everything has happened, you are responsible to me."
Chen Yu originally said something casually, wanting to tease Li Yueru.After all, so many ridiculous things happened last night, he wanted to dilute what happened last night.
Who knew that Li Yueru actually took what he said casually, and actually made him responsible.
"Actually, nothing happened last night?"
He hastened to explain.
"Are you still a man, do you still take responsibility? Since you have done what you should do, you should take on the responsibility of a man."
Li Yueru became impatient when she heard Chen Yu's words, and said loudly to Chen Yu.
From Li Yueru's words, Chen Yu knew that the other party was serious, so he quickly explained.
"You misunderstood, that didn't happen to the two of us, it happened on the other side."
"Look carefully, your clothes are still in good condition. No matter how powerful I am, I can't beat cattle across the mountain."
After hearing what Chen Yu said, Li Yueru checked her clothes.Although the clothes on his body looked a bit messy, they were all in good condition, and it was obvious that nothing had happened.
After the inspection, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Then she looked towards Chen Yu and said.
"I misunderstood you just now."
"I drank too much last night, I was a little confused."
"Where are you holding your toes? What are you doing? Chen Yu, don't you have some bad habits?"
Chen Yu was speechless when he heard Li Yueru's words. If someone hadn't bitten his toe just now, he wouldn't have hugged his toe.
He said angrily.
"I don't have any special hobbies."
"It's just that just now, a puppy who didn't know where it came from hugged my toe and bit it. I haven't recovered yet."
Li Yueru nodded and said.
"I see."
"Chen Yu, you even have a dog."
"I'm a little curious about where you put your dog. We drank beer for so long yesterday, and I didn't even see your dog come out."
Hearing what Li Yueru said, Chen Yu looked at Li Yueru with a strange expression and said.
"Don't worry about this small detail."
"Would you like to go back and wash up, you'd better brush your teeth. To be honest, do you feel a little salty in your mouth?"
Li Yueru looked at Chen Yu puzzled.
"Why do I feel a little salty in my mouth?"
Li Yueru just finished saying this, she seemed to think of something, stretched out a hand, pointed at Chen Yu's feet and said.
"Fuck, I won't bite your feet."
As soon as she finished speaking, she ran into the bathroom.Then, Chen Yu heard the sound of running water coming from the bathroom, and the sound of retching.
Five minutes later, Li Yueru came out. She looked at Chen Yu with resentment in her eyes, as if Chen Yu was a bastard who failed her.
Chen Yu was a little numb from her eyes, and said.
"Yueru, can you stop looking at me like this, it makes me feel like a heinous villain."
Li Yueru walked to the sofa and sat down, staring at Chen Yu.
"You still feel that you are not a heinous bad person."
"You let me eat your stinky feet."
Chen Yu cried out in his heart that he was wronged, God testified, he didn't want Li Yueru to bite his foot on purpose.After all, ten fingers connected to a heart, Li Yueru bit his foot, the one that hurt was himself.
he opened his mouth to speak.
"My feet are still hurting."
Li Yueru said.
"That's what you deserve."
Then she asked again.
"Except for biting your foot yesterday, I shouldn't have done anything ridiculous, right?"
After all, she was drunk last night, and she doesn't remember what happened after she was drunk, so she asked Chen Yu to find out about the situation.
Chen Yu said casually.
"No other absurd things happened. It's just that the two of us had an arm wrestling match, and the two of us became sworn brothers. I am the eldest brother and you are the second brother..."
Li Yueru looked at Chen Yu in a daze and said.
"Are you sure I did these things."
Chen Yu nodded with certainty and said.
"You did it."
"After you finished your vows last night, you bowed your head and said to me long live the elder brother."
Just after Chen Yu finished speaking, Li Yueru said.
"Chen Yu, I still have something to do, I'll go back first."
Li Yueru walked outside.
I thought about it in my heart.
Faceless.
Faceless.
Fuck, I, Li Yueru, am a very quiet person, a person who likes to be a lady, how can I do so many ridiculous things when I'm drunk.
This makes me how to meet people in the future.
(End of this chapter)
morning.
In the living room of Chen Yu's apartment.
Chen Yu and Li Ruyue fell asleep on the ground hugging each other, with their heads facing east and west.Chen Yu's feet were next to Li Yueru's head, and Li Yueru's feet were not far from Chen Yu.
Just when Chen Yu was sleeping soundly, Li Yueru didn't know what she dreamed of, so she hugged Chen Yu's foot, opened her mouth and bit it.
"what."
A scream came.
Then Chen Yu woke up from his sleep and jumped up.
In this world, there are not many things that can make people jump up from sleep, but being bitten by someone's toe is one thing.
"What's the noise? It's not letting people sleep."
Li Yueru grumbled in dissatisfaction, then grabbed the surroundings with her hands, it seemed that she wanted to grab something that could hit people, and threw it in the direction of the voice, so as to kill the person who disturbed her dream.
After all, for someone who likes to sleep late, the most annoying thing is that others disturb her dream.
On Chen Yu's side, his foot was bitten, and he was fully awake.
As the pain in his feet disappeared, he began to pay attention to the situation around him. The living room was in a mess, with crayfish shells on the coffee table, beer cans everywhere on the floor, and Li Yueru who was sleeping next to him.
"What happened yesterday?"
Chen Yu looked at the mess on the ground, and Li Yueru who was sleeping next to him, felt that his head was not enough, he rubbed his head and said to himself.
Soon he recalled what happened yesterday, Li Yueru came in with beer and crayfish, the two drank together, and then the two got drunk, and the two got married...
What the hell are these things.
Sure enough, when people are drunk, they can do all sorts of messy things.
Recalling what happened yesterday, Chen Yu thought.
He knew he couldn't drink alcohol, but he never thought that one day he would be drunk by a few bottles of beer and cause so many ridiculous things.
When Chen Yu looked at the mess on the ground in a daze, Li Yueru also slowly opened his eyes.
She first saw an unfamiliar environment, and then saw a man in front of her staring blankly at her.
Out of vigilance, she immediately woke up, got up quickly, kept a distance from Chen Yu, then looked at Chen Yu vigilantly, and asked in a low voice.
"What happened yesterday? How could the two of us be together? Nothing happened to the two of us, right?"
Chen Yu looked at Li Yueru nervously, the distress in his heart disappeared immediately, looked at Li Yueru and said.
"Everything that should happen has happened, what do you say?"
After Li Yueru heard Chen Yu's words, she was completely blindfolded and said to herself.
"Everything happened."
Then he looked towards Chen Yu and said loudly to Chen Yu.
"Since everything has happened, you are responsible to me."
Chen Yu originally said something casually, wanting to tease Li Yueru.After all, so many ridiculous things happened last night, he wanted to dilute what happened last night.
Who knew that Li Yueru actually took what he said casually, and actually made him responsible.
"Actually, nothing happened last night?"
He hastened to explain.
"Are you still a man, do you still take responsibility? Since you have done what you should do, you should take on the responsibility of a man."
Li Yueru became impatient when she heard Chen Yu's words, and said loudly to Chen Yu.
From Li Yueru's words, Chen Yu knew that the other party was serious, so he quickly explained.
"You misunderstood, that didn't happen to the two of us, it happened on the other side."
"Look carefully, your clothes are still in good condition. No matter how powerful I am, I can't beat cattle across the mountain."
After hearing what Chen Yu said, Li Yueru checked her clothes.Although the clothes on his body looked a bit messy, they were all in good condition, and it was obvious that nothing had happened.
After the inspection, she breathed a sigh of relief.
Then she looked towards Chen Yu and said.
"I misunderstood you just now."
"I drank too much last night, I was a little confused."
"Where are you holding your toes? What are you doing? Chen Yu, don't you have some bad habits?"
Chen Yu was speechless when he heard Li Yueru's words. If someone hadn't bitten his toe just now, he wouldn't have hugged his toe.
He said angrily.
"I don't have any special hobbies."
"It's just that just now, a puppy who didn't know where it came from hugged my toe and bit it. I haven't recovered yet."
Li Yueru nodded and said.
"I see."
"Chen Yu, you even have a dog."
"I'm a little curious about where you put your dog. We drank beer for so long yesterday, and I didn't even see your dog come out."
Hearing what Li Yueru said, Chen Yu looked at Li Yueru with a strange expression and said.
"Don't worry about this small detail."
"Would you like to go back and wash up, you'd better brush your teeth. To be honest, do you feel a little salty in your mouth?"
Li Yueru looked at Chen Yu puzzled.
"Why do I feel a little salty in my mouth?"
Li Yueru just finished saying this, she seemed to think of something, stretched out a hand, pointed at Chen Yu's feet and said.
"Fuck, I won't bite your feet."
As soon as she finished speaking, she ran into the bathroom.Then, Chen Yu heard the sound of running water coming from the bathroom, and the sound of retching.
Five minutes later, Li Yueru came out. She looked at Chen Yu with resentment in her eyes, as if Chen Yu was a bastard who failed her.
Chen Yu was a little numb from her eyes, and said.
"Yueru, can you stop looking at me like this, it makes me feel like a heinous villain."
Li Yueru walked to the sofa and sat down, staring at Chen Yu.
"You still feel that you are not a heinous bad person."
"You let me eat your stinky feet."
Chen Yu cried out in his heart that he was wronged, God testified, he didn't want Li Yueru to bite his foot on purpose.After all, ten fingers connected to a heart, Li Yueru bit his foot, the one that hurt was himself.
he opened his mouth to speak.
"My feet are still hurting."
Li Yueru said.
"That's what you deserve."
Then she asked again.
"Except for biting your foot yesterday, I shouldn't have done anything ridiculous, right?"
After all, she was drunk last night, and she doesn't remember what happened after she was drunk, so she asked Chen Yu to find out about the situation.
Chen Yu said casually.
"No other absurd things happened. It's just that the two of us had an arm wrestling match, and the two of us became sworn brothers. I am the eldest brother and you are the second brother..."
Li Yueru looked at Chen Yu in a daze and said.
"Are you sure I did these things."
Chen Yu nodded with certainty and said.
"You did it."
"After you finished your vows last night, you bowed your head and said to me long live the elder brother."
Just after Chen Yu finished speaking, Li Yueru said.
"Chen Yu, I still have something to do, I'll go back first."
Li Yueru walked outside.
I thought about it in my heart.
Faceless.
Faceless.
Fuck, I, Li Yueru, am a very quiet person, a person who likes to be a lady, how can I do so many ridiculous things when I'm drunk.
This makes me how to meet people in the future.
(End of this chapter)
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