Three Kingdoms: Prosper Han from the beginning of brushing favorability

Chapter 234 In the way of him, he is also in the body

In this attack on Dianchi Lake, the Han army could not get rid of the stench.

There was "Uncle Wang and Snake Repelling Cream" in the past, and the smell is a hundred times better than "Wang Zhihe Stinky Tofu" in later generations.

After finally successfully crossing the western mountain of Kunze, scaring away the snake control man hiding in the mountain, now Prince Liu Chan has driven all the cows and pigs from ten miles and eight villages over.

Fortunately, the cow said that although it was also smelly and coquettish, it was still within the tolerable range.

And those pigs... In addition to rice bran, wild vegetables, medicine seedlings, algae, etc., people at this time will let pigs eat feces.

Liu Chan's [-]-strong army makes countless manures every day, and the pigs that are driven here are considered to be a feast...

Pigs can only eat these things, so they are naturally not as fat and big as the pigs of the later generations, but the stench that soars to the sky is much stronger than that of the pigsty of the later generations.

Although Liu Chan was afraid of affecting the rest of the soldiers and the outbreak of epidemic disease in the army, he had built a separate fence behind the camp, but the stench still lingered in the barracks every day.

"Prince, I don't know when I should find the enemy and fight decisively?" Li Hui pinched his nose and spoke in a drake-like voice.

Liu Chan also had the same general gesture: "How many cattle and dolphins have you mobilized now?"

"There are more than 140 cattle, more than 430 dolphins, and more than [-] wild pigs captured by hunters from all over the country. This time they are presented to the prince."

Liu Chan nodded, and said seriously: "Have you ever defaulted on money and silk? If anyone takes the opportunity to extort people's wealth, don't blame Gu Gu for the strict laws."

Li Hui hurriedly cupped his hands and said, "There is a strict order from the prince that the defenders from all over the country will exchange cloth, rice, gold and silver with him, and dare not default."

But as soon as he put his hand down from his nose, he was immediately dizzy from the stench, and Li Hui quickly pinched his nose again...

More than 600 livestock should be enough in terms of momentum.

"Other required items, have you ever had them?"

Li Hui said: "Don't worry, the prince, all the items listed are ready, but there are not many utensils such as copper basins, copper plates, and cymbals."

"Okay!" Liu Chan stood up and waved his hands, "Order the battalions to prepare for the battle immediately, and attack with the solitary in half an hour!"

"As ordered!"

With the addition of physique, Liu Chan, who is one year older, has become more tall and straight. Although his naturally fair face is still handsome, it is also a little more angular.

It's a pity that he was handsome for only three seconds, and the strong smell made Liu Chan's eyes dark, and he quickly pinched his nose.

"Damn, send troops, send troops! This day can't be passed, and the morale that can't be boosted up any longer, it's time to plummet again..."

……

During this period of time, Yong Kai and others had a big banquet every three days and a small banquet every five days, which was a bit like a drunken dream.

Even Pu Wang's monkey drank a lot of wine. At this time, his face was redder than his buttocks, and he was already lying on the side and fell asleep.

Everyone just waited for the war elephants of the Kunming clan to recover before preparing to take down Liu Chan in one fell swoop.

During this period, Yong Kai also received a request for help from Zhu Bao, the prefect of Zangcang County, asking them to send troops to rescue Zangcang.

Several people ignored this very unanimously.

In that damned place, there is nothing you want, and you have to think about whether to send troops to rescue it when you are free, let alone the imminent war.

Anyway, Zhu Bao didn't have many powerful soldiers, so if they are gone, they will be gone... It won't be too late to send troops to attack after Liu Chan is defeated.

On the other hand, there has been no news about Gaoding since it was said that it was going to encircle and wipe out the Han army, and I don't know what is going on at this time.

"Has Yongchang County ever replied to my brother?" Meng Huo asked, putting down his wine cup.

Yong Kai was taken aback by this sudden question, and then smiled nonchalantly: "No letter has been sent back yet, but Yongchang County is the most remote, and there has been little contact since Liu Bei entered Shu. Now Jiangdong wants to declare that I am Yongchang Prefect, they should understand how to act."

Meng Huo thinks about it, even if Yongchang is still wavering, after the news of his victory over Liu Chan this time spreads, they should almost respond with troops.

There has been no news from Gao Ding, it may be that the war has fallen into anxiety.

After defeating Liu Chan, he led his troops to rescue him, and then ordered Yongchang County to send troops to attack Zang... When Nanzhong is settled, they can continue to dominate one side.

It's just that now that Yong Kai has completely turned to Jiangdong, how to get rid of Jiangdong's interference and win the greatest benefit for himself needs to be considered early.

"The spies came to report that the Han army had transferred a lot of pigs and cattle from various counties. They probably planned to slaughter the laborers to boost morale and prepare to fight us to the death in the near future." Meng Huo said again.

At this moment, Pu Wang Cictu laughed loudly and said, "That's fine, let's go on the road when we're full. Hahaha."

Yong Kai, who just showed off a big mouthful of beef, felt awkward hearing this, but this time he didn't say anything wrong, and he couldn't say anything...

"Report——! Your Majesty, Liu Chan raised his army and started marching towards Dianchi Lake!" The spies sent by Meng Huo came into the house to report at this time.

Most of the people woke up from the wine at once, but their already flushed faces turned even redder with excitement.

Yong Kai got up and said, "How dare you come here to die by yourself, that little Liu Chan is so brave! How is your war elephant?"

"Hmph!" Pu Wang Citu threw the wine cup in his hand, his figure was still a little swaying, "There is still one end that can't do it, go to battle, and the rest can kill Han Jun Chuo, Chuo...?"

"More than enough!" Yong Kai was about to die of anxiety.

"Ah yes, it's more than enough!" Pu Wang Citu picked up the sleeping monkey, shook it and walked out, "Come here! God awakening grass, bring it!"

Brothers Meng Huo and Meng Yan also went to the camp immediately, gathered their men and horses, and prepared to defeat the Han army in the first battle and capture Liu Chan alive.

Yong Kai also went out to fight with the army, wanting to avenge the destruction of the main force and make him flee in a hurry.

However, they focused their attention and spies on the Liu Chan camp in the northeast of Dianchi Lake. Yong Kai and others did not know at this time that Zhuge Liang, who had entered Yizhou County from the northwest, had already led his army to start a "blitzkrieg"...

Changing the slow style of Yueyi County, Zhuge Liang's army, which first conquered Qin Zang and then leveled off, was now on the west bank of Dianchi Lake.

The number of Zhuge's army that pacified Yuexi County has not decreased but increased, and there is even a Qingqiang cavalry among them.

After rescuing Qingqiang's father and elders that day, they settled down and returned home. They caught up with Zhuge Liang's Han army and asked to enter Yizhou County with the army.

Between them and Dianchi County, Yongkai's old nest, there is only one Jianling left...

……

Yong Kai and the others, who were heading towards Liu Chan's army mightily, didn't know that the backyard was on fire, so they looked relaxed at this moment.

Yong Kai had even begun to imagine that after Liu Chan was captured alive, he would personally tie up and lead this so-called man of destiny to tour the counties, completely smashing those rumors.

"Patriarch, look quickly! The Han army is coming!" A family general beside him pointed straight ahead, and Yong Kai looked far away, and there were indeed people with banners.

At this time, the sound of King Pu's laughter came from above the white elephant in front: "Hahahaha..."

Yong Kai and the others urged the horse to take a few steps forward, raised their heads and asked in a loud voice, "Why is King Citu laughing?"

"Hahaha, I laugh at Liu Chan's lack of strategy and Han general's lack of wisdom."

Yong Kai raised his eyebrows, it was rare for this guy to speak smoothly.

Meng Huo asked, "What do you mean by that?"

Pu Wang Citu, who had the best view, stopped his smile, pointed forward and said, "They brought so many dolphins and cows here, it seems that they also want to control beasts to fight, hahaha... If they want to use livestock to fight against elephants, how can I... Can you not laugh?"

The two sides got closer and closer, and other people also saw it. The Han army really drove a large number of pigs and cattle, and everyone laughed.

"It seems that Liu Chan has been frightened and lost his head." Yong Kai laughed, "Livestock will be frightened when they encounter a war elephant, and they will disrupt the formation of the Han army under the chaos. They will collapse without fighting!"

Meng Huo also said, "That's good. After defeating the Han army and capturing Liu Chan, it's time to use these livestock to work in the army."

Pu Wang Citu couldn't wait any longer, and shouted some native language, and then the elephants began to walk quickly from a slow walk.

Even the many wolfhounds brought by the barbarian cavalry on both wings salivated and barked wildly when they saw the herds of the Han army in front.

……

The two armies were getting closer, Liu Chan waved his hand: "Array, prepare to meet the enemy!"

After the Han army got the order, they deployed their formation again, which was not much different from the previous time, but this time the crossbowmen on the two wings were farther away from the infantry in the middle...

At the same time, in order to grasp the timing more accurately, Liu Chan personally led the Red Star Army to the front army.

More than 700 cows, porpoises, and wild boars were all blindfolded with cloth and dressed in "grass armor" that seemed to be made of hay and reeds. They were driven slowly in the front.

The cows were all right, but the pigs not only stink, but also grunted and screamed, which was really annoying.

That is the Red Star Army, so that they can continue to march without changing their faces...

"Prince, do you want to start?" Li Er, who had already learned about the plan, asked.

Liu Chan looked at the distance of the war elephant in front of him and said, "Wait a little longer, get closer, and wait until the crossbowmen release their arrows."

Ding Feng on the other side seemed extremely excited. Last time he retreated without any action at all. He was really aggrieved. This time he held back his strength and waited to make a contribution.

The war elephants of the Kunming tribe were getting closer and closer, and the crossbowmen of the Han army started to shoot first.

But naturally, apart from occasionally hitting a few barbarians and causing a little damage, these arrows still couldn't do anything to those war elephants.

Even under the harassment of the bow and crossbow, they began to be gradually enraged, and their speed gradually increased.

"Rush! Smash those Han troops!" King Pu Cictu roared, tapping the large shield in his hand.

The elephant soldiers drove the elephants to speed up further, and only waited for the distance to be close enough before launching the final charge.

Facing the menacing herd of war elephants, although the pigs and cattle in front were blindfolded and hadn't smelled the smell from a long distance, the vibration of the ground still made them alert and began to become restless.

almost.

Liu Chan knew that if he waited any longer, once the pigs and cows smelled the war elephants, they might cause riots on his own side first.

At that time, if the plan fails, you will suffer instead, and you will become a laughing stock for thousands of years.

"ignition!"

Liu Chan held up the iron spear in his hand, and gave an order, and the soldiers of the Red Star Army took out flints one after another, and lit fire on the oiled "grass armor" of pigs and cattle.

It hadn't rained for a long time, and the air was dry, and those oily grass beetles ignited immediately when they met sparks.

The soldiers retreated immediately, away from the pigs and cows, and then picked up the copper basins, copper plates, cymbals and other things that had been prepared.

When the herd of beasts started screaming and commotion, they immediately struck hard behind them.

The soldiers who didn't have it tapped on the wooden shields in their hands, or made their weapons hit each other, roaring loudly.

The buttocks were roasted hot, and being frightened by the soldiers behind them, the blindfolded animals immediately screamed and ran forward.

Clang clang clang --!
Tom tom tom——!
"Kill, kill, kill—!"

All of a sudden, the sound of metal knocking, beating of war drums, roars of soldiers, and the loudest of all—the screams of livestock in the Han army formation merged into a huge wave of sound and was about to launch a final sprint forward. herd of elephants.

"Woo-!"

The herd of elephants who didn't know what happened suddenly slowed down in shock, and then looked at a large group of pigs and cows on the opposite side with "elephant faces", rushing towards them with fire on their bodies...

(End of this chapter)