China Entertainment: I became a capital tycoon

Chapter 189 187. I usually don't laugh unless I can't help it
In the auditorium, Brother Chen Kai brought his wife Chen Hong, as well as the lead actor of "The Promise" and some crew members, being interviewed by reporters.

"That's Zhang Baizhi, so pretty."

Shen Lanlan looked at the woman in the crowd surrounded by countless reporters with envy in her eyes.

"It's pretty, but we don't compare with her."

Naturally, Cao Yu didn't want to compare his woman with Zhang Baizhi, otherwise he would create something, but what should he do?
Moreover, he really felt that the mature and glamorous woman next to Director Chen was actually more charming.

"Fuck, I'm not Lu Xiaobu, why do I like her?"

Even though he thought so, he couldn't help but take a few more glances at the goddess in the hearts of countless people in the last century.

At [-]:[-], Chen Kai talked a lot about "The Promise", about three years of hard work, and about the milestones of Chinese movies, and the audience applauded.

Only Cao Yu was so sleepy.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the lights in the auditorium gradually dimmed, and the premiere officially began.

At the beginning of the movie, a few large characters appeared: "Brother Chen Kai's work!"

Type out your own name first, it's also a bullshit.

After entering the feature film, I saw the hungry little girl at the beginning, who found a steamed bun from the hands of the dead, and then offended Wuhuan when she was a child.

"Not to mention, Guan Xiaotong was really cute when he was a child, it's just his acting skills after falling in love, especially the 'You XX'."

Looking at the screen, Cao Yu shook his head.

Looking at "The Promise" again, as a reborn person, he feels differently from others. At the same time, he also feels that Brother Chen Kai can gather together the three major goddesses of the past, present and future, which is considered amazing.

Immediately after the little girl lied to Wu Huan, she appeared on the stage with a celestial spirit.

"Kukukuku. Manshen brand shampoo, it's a cow!"

Cao Yu looked at the long hair that defied the gravity of the earth, covered his mouth, and almost couldn't laugh out loud.

"Newton's coffin board is about to be overwhelmed, my Chinese god is like this? To trick little loli?"

Cao Yu didn't bother to watch the next scene, because the next plot didn't appeal to him at all.

Quietly took out the phone and started chatting with Yang Mi.

Cao Yu didn't set his sights on the screen until the ring castle like a mosquito coil appeared.

"I thought you came to take my throne. It turned out that it was only for a woman. For a woman, is it worth mobilizing an army and using tens of thousands of troops to surround my royal city? You can come alone. You think I am for the throne. Will not give a woman to you?"

On the roof, a man whose voice clearly sounds like an eunuch, although he is a king, is negotiating with the forcing army below.

And the lines sound really magical.

The tone of everyone's speech afterwards was full of yin and yang, which made people feel extremely uncomfortable.

"I almost vomited."

After persisting for a while, a woman finally appeared, and before the woman's face appeared, the red mouth said first: "Does anyone want to see what I'm wearing under my cloak?"

"I've seen it all."

After finally waiting for this sentence, Cao Yu wanted to laugh again.

In the movie, the woman faced the soldier who had been fascinated by her, and said again: "Who of you still want to see, what is I wearing under this dress?"

"Hahaha"

Regarding this kind of divine prophecy, Cao Yu couldn't hold back any longer and laughed outright.

"???"

His laughter directly awakened many sleeping audience members, and more than half of them looked this way.

"Why did I suddenly feel that this Cao Yu is awesome, I wanted to laugh, but I didn't dare to laugh, but he actually laughed."

Wang Zhonglei remembered the thumb stick that Wu Huan was holding in the movie. At this moment, he had the urge to give Cao Yu a thumbs up.

From the first three 10 minutes, this movie disappointed him too much.

"Yeah, I want to laugh too, I've been holding back."

Feng Xiaogang also nodded, glanced at Chen Kai who had an ugly face, and snorted coldly in his heart: "What the hell are these?"

"what happened to you?"

Shen Lanlan felt that the boss was a little strange, she shook Cao Yu's arm and asked.

"I remember happy things."

"What are you happy about?"

"My wife is having a baby."

"Huh? Wife?"

Shen Lanlan opened her eyes wide, she didn't know the trick.

"Although I have been strictly trained, no matter how funny it is, I will not laugh unless I can't help it."

"what?"

Shen Lanlan was dazed again, and patted the boss's head worriedly, wondering if he was sick.

"It's okay, I'm going to the bathroom."

Cao Yu got up quickly, he was really afraid that he would suffer internal injuries.

In the bathroom, Cao Yu couldn't bear it anymore.

"a ha ha ha."

He laughed and danced, just like the famous hilarious scene in the mermaid.

In the auditorium, Ya Que was silent, and she could faintly hear wild laughter coming from the bathroom, making the air a bit awkward.

"That kid, maybe he forgot to take his medicine when he went out."

Brother Chen Kai listened to the laughter, his face was ugly, and he said angrily to his wife beside him.

"Maybe, he laughed at something else."

Chen Hong also persuaded, but when she saw the VIPs and audience around, many of them were playing with their mobile phones, she began to feel uneasy.

After laughing, Cao Yu stayed in the aisle for a while, and returned to his seat when he was completely calm.

It's just that he never watched movies anymore, but focused on chatting.

Everyone endured for [-] minutes, and the movie finally ended. Although it was inexplicable to watch, Chen Kai still had to give the face, so everyone stood up and applauded.

"it is finally over!"

Although they applaud on the surface, the subtext in many people's hearts is actually this.

"Does it look good?"

When walking out of the auditorium, Cao Yu whispered to Shen Lanlan.

"I don't understand."

Shen Lanlan was embarrassed to say it was not good-looking, so she could only express it in this sentence.

"Maybe in 15 years, no one will be able to understand it."

"Really?"

"My guess."

Cao Yu smiled, remembering that when he was reborn, this movie was still in the ranks of bad movies and hadn't turned around at all.

The audience left, but Chen Kai didn't leave, he was being interviewed.

"Director Chen, the audience is so enthusiastic, what is your forecast for the box office?"

"Target one billion."

"If it can break through one billion, this will be the first movie in China to break the one billion box office record."

"I have faith in this movie."

"During the movie screening just now, Mr. Cao from Feiyu laughed. Is there any comedy element in this movie?"

"."

Brother Chen Kai really wanted to slap this reporter, but when he saw the camera, he still said patiently: "I did add some comedy elements in it, most people can't see it, but Mr. Cao, as a well-known screenwriter in the industry, he can discover these Element, I am very pleased."

"Then congratulations in advance for the box office success of this movie."

That night, the major news media and portal websites all made a big fuss about "The Promise".

Why this movie is full of magical colors in the stunt scenes, who can fly in the sky like a kite, and can run at the speed of light on the ground, all fully illustrate the imagination of the director and screenwriter.

Some claim that the film is very particular about the costumes of the characters.

Some media said that this is a discussion and interpretation of human nature and life philosophy, and it is also full of rich artistic charm.

Cao Yu looked at these movie reviews, and spit out a few words: "All his meows are sailors!"

This kind of hype lasted for two full days. In the early morning of December [-]th, "The Promise" really started its world premiere.

Countless ignorant audiences, being fooled by these touts, walked into the cinema with great interest.

Some people start to doubt their IQ when they look halfway, so they have to be careful and say to their companions: "Do you understand?"

"can't read."

The companion also looked confused.

"What kind of rubbish movie is this, I don't understand it at all."

"Don't read it, let's go."

"What kind of broken movie, Wuji, it's really boring."

Before the movie was over, many people began to exit the scene cursing.

And among these people, there is another person who still insists on seeing to the end.

It's just that when he came home, he still had a fire in his heart.

The ticket price for the premiere is not low. I spent so much money and was fooled into watching such an inconspicuous movie. I must say this!

But how about this?
After looking at the computer for a long time, suddenly a flash of inspiration came to my mind.

"I'm just a media sound producer. Didn't Feige Video launch a creative incentive plan? How about I make a video, which can not only spoof Wuji, but also make a little money."

Thinking of this, he turned on the computer, and first read a few words in the copy: A murder caused by a steamed bun!
The promotion of "The Promise" in the early stage was very good. On the first day of its release, it broke the first-day box office record, single-day box office record and first weekend box office record of Chinese movies, achieving a score of 2115 million.

However, reviews and word of mouth among audiences and online plummeted.

"What kind of crap movie is this?"

"Return my ticket money!"

"Liar, what epic blockbuster, what rubbish!"

"Everyone, don't go to see it!"

"A film director can't even tell the story clearly! Shame!"

……

This kind of negative comments quickly fermented on the Internet, and severely slapped those people who had been advocating before.

On December 21, many viewers who watched "The Promise" wanted to click on the Fei Goose video and find a good movie to wash their eyes. No. [-] in playback volume.

(End of this chapter)