Don't talk about martial arts, I'm a war contractor

Chapter 48 Nicknamed Weasel, Ultimate Carrying Capacity

"It's good to have a nickname. Just call it by nickname when you go out for a mission. When the time comes, Hans, don't call me the boss, and Domi, don't salute me."

Xia Yu very much agrees with this proposal.

It's best not to let people know that you are the leader outside. The sniper only picks the leader and the official. He doesn't want to be fooled by others.

But here comes the question, what nickname should I choose?
People's names, tree shadows, and nicknames are not only used internally. With the subsequent development and growth of the company, the nicknames of these veterans must be known to everyone in the circle, and everyone must be well-known.

The three of them didn't hold back a fart for a few minutes. It seems that these two guys are worthless.

Xia Yu instantly felt that he had a heavy responsibility, but he only weighed the catty, which was slightly better than half the catty.

"Lucifer and Michael are too shameful, they are too secondary, they are too old, they don't sound like good people, and they still use animals to compare their images over and over again."

Xia Yu muttered in a low voice, which really made him analyze the specific direction.

Malaysian monkey?Big hippopotamus?Big tiger?

None of these seemed appropriate, as the three of them had no corresponding traits.

What about the code name pangolin?
Forget it, Xia Yu is not good at cooking, he can't even boil chicken soup, he can only eat...

"Yes, how about my nickname is Weasel?"

Xia Yu was inspired by the pangolin and instantly had an idea.

This is still his previous nickname, but Weasel is too ugly, so it is better to call him the scientific name Weasel directly.

Isn’t the famous Lockheed Martin also nicknamed the Skunk Works? His name Huang Weat also means 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi. Don’t bully the young and poor.

Today you are famous, and tomorrow I will not be bad. To be a human being is always a bit of a dream.

"Weasel? Good name, then I'm a ferret, and Domi is a black stoat?"

Hans pointed at himself and Domi said.

With this brain circuit, I thought the nickname was based on the color of my skin, I laughed to death.

"No, no, this temperament is not right, let me think again."

Xia Yu frowned tightly, her brain spinning rapidly.

"Hans, your nickname should be mongoose!"

Inspiration flashed by, Xia Yu hit his right palm with his left fist, and he had it in an instant.

Hans the cat Hans the cat, Hans has a relationship with cats and cats, but big cats like lions, tigers and leopards feel good, and giving equipment names is also classic, but just giving people nicknames is vulgar.

Of course, the leopard head and winged tiger are all right.

In this way, the moniker that has something to do with cats and matches his aura as the boss and driver must be mongoose.

Although people's scientific name is meerkat, which is not yet a subgenus under the weasel family, it really fits well.

"Hey, I know this little guy, he likes to bask in the sun, right? I also like to bask in the sun."

Hans is very satisfied with his new nickname, which is much better than the blindfolded gunslinger that his comrades had when he was a soldier.

One is sarcasm, and the other is so cute and appropriate that everyone will make the right choice.

"Sir, what about me!"

Domi, who has been silent all this time, is in a hurry. He also wants to have a cool nickname.

"It's easy for you, how about calling Honey Badger?"

Life and death are bearish, if you don't agree, just do it.

Afika Crew's fame is no joke.

The cobra will give you cramps and skin, and the highly poisonous scorpion is even more chicken-like, crunchy.

Xia Yu nicknamed Domi the Honey Badger.

In addition to his daring to fight and rush, he doesn't talk too much when he joins people, and he has the temperament of a flat-headed brother, but also because both of them are addicted to sweets.

Honey badgers love to eat honey and bee larvae, hence the name.

Domi eats a lethal amount of sugar, and recently he learned a trick from Lao Yu, eating sliced ​​tomatoes with sugar, Xia Yu's toothache was so inspiring.

In addition, the honey badger is still a real mustelid, and employee No. 001 lives up to its name.

"I've seen and fought a honey badger, and it's very persistent."

Domi was also very satisfied with the nickname, and talked about the interesting things he had encountered while hunting.

"Oh? Which of you won?"

Xia Yu and Hans are both interested.

"There was no winner. It was so well camouflaged that day. I accidentally stepped on its tail, and then it chased me for three kilometers until I boarded a scientific expedition team car."

Domi seemed to be still terrified.

At that time, he didn't have a gun in his hand, but the bullets were used for hunting, and it was wasteful and unbearable to shoot honey badgers.

"Then you are really lucky. This guy can climb trees and swim. You really can't get rid of it without a car."

Imagining the scene where Duomi was being chased by Brother Pingtou for three kilometers, both of them couldn't help laughing.

This level of unluckyness is better than being chased and killed by a snail, but it can be regarded as a fate, and now you directly inherit your name.

"Okay, our ferret car team is established, I'll let Lao Yu have a meal to celebrate tonight!"

Xia Yu made a decision and said.

Although he just wants to eat a good meal every day, today is indeed worth celebrating.

In the past, the five rats were released on TV to make trouble in Tokyo, and it was the three ferrets who rebelled against Panaka at their place.

In the afternoon, Lao Yu was in a hurry to prepare the dishes, and the three of them took the BMW out for testing.

The total transport weight of the M82 mortar + 5 rounds of shells is 320kg, which obviously cannot reach the limit load capacity of BMW.

So now that the limit is tested, when there is action later, it is better to add more burdens to it, with some human and animal supplies.

Cars need fuel, donkeys need to eat grass and drink water, and people need water to eat.

Prepare according to the standard of 3 people and 1 donkey for 1 week, at least another 100kg.

BMW performed very well in the road test on the composite soil road. It can pull a heavy load of 750 kg and drive at a stable speed.

"I said, how can you pull so many people? It turns out that this is just a normal level!"

Only then did Hans suddenly realize.

The black people on Marie's side are thin and thin, and more than a dozen are just not full, and more than 20 are the maximum load capacity.

"The key is how much you can pull off the road. Isn't it faster to drive on such a good road?"

Xia Yu said and led the BMW to the back of the rainforest.

The wasteland over there is full of potholes and constant ups and downs. Sometimes Miss T will get stuck in the car, which is the best way to test the donkey.

When I came up, I first reduced the weight of the car to 600kg. After being pulled by the BMW for a few hundred meters, I was out of breath and refused to leave.

I continued to lose weight to 550kg, and I was willing to walk after enough rest. This time I walked 2 kilometers.

The BMW still has spare capacity, but the road is too bad and the car is too heavy, the left wheel is directly stuck in the mud, and it cannot be pulled out no matter how hard it is pulled.

Losing weight again, this time only pulling 450kg, BMW felt much easier instantly, the little hooves were having fun in the mud soup, and the mud idea made Xia Yu and Hans all cheap.

It is confirmed that except for the mortar, the material load of 100kg can be fully borne.

At that time, if someone is injured, discarding some supplies can even bring the wounded back directly.

After continuing to walk for 10 kilometers, from the depression to the dirt slope, and then from the dirt slope to the depression, BMW did not experience any discomfort.

"Okay, I think this guy can walk like this for a day, Domi, you take it back for a run, and Hans and I have to rest before we go."

With one deep foot and one shallow foot, Xia Yu felt more tired than a donkey.

After all, the body is not what it used to be. You can run 5 kilometers or 10 kilometers as soon as you say, and you can run a minimum of 100 kilometers in two days after a selection.

Therefore, whether it is possible to use a vehicle for transportation or use a vehicle, the combat contract that cannot be used must be paid more.

"Yes, sir!"

Domi, like a normal person, took the BMW and ran away.

I really envy this kid, calling him honey badger is indeed right.

(End of this chapter)