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Chapter 215 Plan to Overturn
Chapter 215 Plan to Overturn
The scorching sun was in the sky, and the cicadas were singing.
'Arnim' from Africa is the first time to be so far away from his hometown, and it is also the first time to discover what is called a frog at the bottom of a well.
'Africa' means 'hot sun'. Anim once felt that God gave him black skin to resist the scorching heat.
However.
It wasn't until now that he realized that the skin he was proud of could only be used to resist the ravages of ultraviolet rays, and it still had no effect in the face of high temperature exposure.
"Whoosh. Whoosh."
As his breathing became more and more rapid, Anim found that the scene in front of him began to distort, his vain footsteps were not steady, and he fell headlong with a 'bang', and his consciousness fell into darkness.
"Humph?"
Hearing movement behind him, the needled porcupine hunting the startling cicada in front turned his head subconsciously.
When he saw his imperial envoy passed out on the ground, he immediately ran over anxiously and thrust his nose wildly, causing Anim to roll many times on the ground, and his skin was suddenly bruised and bruised by the stones.
But even so, there was still no sign of waking up.
Seeing that it didn't work, the acupuncture porcupine walked around Anim anxiously for a while, and then suddenly had a flash of inspiration, remembering the vague first aid measures.
So, two pig's trotters rested on Anim's chest, and pressed hard several times.
This time the effect was remarkable, and the breathing became weaker immediately.
Σ(っ°°;) っ! ?
The acupuncture porcupine was startled and quickly started Plan B. It raised its mouth, slowly approached Anim's face, and began to breathe like a pig.
The effect is equally significant.
Not only did it suck out the excess oxygen from Anim's lungs, but it also had a cosmetic effect, turning those somewhat flat lips into a thick and plump sausage mouth.
The original breathing was weak, but it also became dying.
Now the Acupuncture Porcupine was completely panicked, and couldn't help but let out a cry for help like killing a pig, trying to attract help.
As it turns out, it does work.
However, it is easy to misunderstand
"Whose traps are in stock?"
An old lady wearing a straw hat came out of the forest muttering, "It's so good, I have pork to eat tonight."
Just a few steps into the open space, she saw Arnim lying on the ground sharply, and she was shocked:
"Oh, whose doll is this, why is Yintang so black?"
Human life is at stake, the old lady hurried forward, squatted down and pinched the man fiercely.
When the acupoints were stimulated, Anim immediately groaned a few times, and his eyelids trembled.
However, due to the previous violent assist of the acupuncture porcupine, he failed to wake up smoothly.
"Sin, this is bitten by a poisonous insect again, and beaten by a blind bear again."
Looking at the bruises on Anim's dark skin, the old lady couldn't help shaking her head.
Coincidentally, at this time, the acupuncture porcupine also came close to his head, looking at the old lady pitifully with tears in his eyes, obviously hoping that she could save his messenger.
"Are you his pig?"
The old lady took a few glances at the big porcupine, and stretched out her hands to hold the needles on its head, "Don't move, lend me some needles."
Needling the porcupine only felt a pain, and the hairstyle on the forehead that had been carefully groomed in the past was instantly bald.
(╥╯╰╥) Can't you squeeze the one on my back?
Piggy is bitter.
The old lady who had the tools at hand did not waste any time, and immediately found the acupuncture points and inserted the acupuncture points one by one.
In a short while, Anim's body was covered with acupuncture, and he had the same parent-child outfit as the acupuncture porcupine beside him.
After the old lady twirled the needles at several important acupoints, Anim also woke up in a daze.
"Are you awake? Do you remember being bitten by something?"
The old lady frowned and wondered, "I've been detoxifying you for a long time, but I didn't get any toxin out, and my body is still so dark.
I have been helping people with acupuncture in the village for so many years, but this is the first time I have seen this symptom.
Do you have a phone with you?Hurry up and call an ambulance to go to a big hospital to have a look, lest it gets worse later. "
"Hah??"
Anim, who doesn't understand Chinese, naturally couldn't understand what the old lady was saying.
But looking at the current situation, it can be roughly inferred that he should have been rescued by the other party after passing out.
just
Why did I feel so sore all over my body, especially my chest and mouth, after passing out for a while due to heatstroke?
"Wow!?"
Before Anim could think about it, he caught a glimpse of the needles on his body from the corner of his eye, and was immediately startled.
Seeing how panicked he was, the old lady hurriedly raised her hand to signal that it was okay, and then pulled them out one by one in a specific order.
During this process, Anim, who was finally fully awake, suddenly remembered that this might be the legendary oriental secret technique that can cure all diseases - acupuncture.
original
Acupuncture of porcupines can not only be used to attack, but also can be used to cure diseases and save lives?
Thinking of this, Anim couldn't help thinking of the philosophical sentence he heard in the morning:
[The forest of cicadas is quieter, and the mountains of birdsong are more secluded]
Doesn't this just indicate that things have two sides?
Moreover, this duality can sometimes be converted into each other.
The seemingly noisy sound of cicadas can be a representative of quietness.
Acupuncture, which is extremely aggressive, can also be a medical tool.
On the road of "using acupuncture as a sword", I have obviously come to an end, and I can't develop more destructive skills.
So, if we change our way of thinking, the original intention of acupuncture is not to destroy, but to heal?
Acupuncture with the original intention of destruction has become acupuncture for healing because the stabbing force is too light.
Then, will acupuncture with the original intention of treatment cause aggravation or injury because the degree of treatment is too severe?
At this moment, Anim suddenly understood the real intention of this cicada-catching trial.
Originally, they all thought that catching cicadas was just an exam to determine whether they could become a teacher, but they didn't expect that it also contained the sharpening of Jianxin!
As expected of masters of swordsmanship, just a single word of instruction can benefit them infinitely, and successfully break through the bottleneck period that has been bothering them for a long time
There are still several cases of similar things being staged in various places in Furong City.
For example:
A sumo wrestler from Japan weighing more than 200 pounds, with a bottlenecked and vigorous sumo swordsmanship, after a while of pointing at the old man practicing Tai Chi in the park, he also thought of "the noisy forest becomes quieter, and the bird singing mountain becomes more peaceful" You's famous philosophical saying, and you immediately understand the truth that "slowness is fast, softness is also hardness".
The imitation swordsman from Goryeo not only can change the appearance of Yuling at will, but also is good at using the shadow sword to reproduce the opponent's swordsmanship on the spot.The Taoist heart that was originally shaken by rumors and rumors also strengthened the concept of "as long as the imitation is good enough, you are the original" in the chirping of cicadas.
So, from early morning to early evening.
After a day of practice, many people have made significant breakthroughs in swordsmanship after adjusting their mentality.
Ada, whose imperial spirit is the rolling otter and who learned the swordsmanship of a gentleman, no longer used boiling water when catching Jingcicada, but developed a yin-yang water that is cold on the outside and hot on the inside.
Shocking cicadas splashed with yin and yang water will not become well-done, but under the action of part of the cold water to cool down, just like sirloin steak, it will become the most appropriate medium-rare.
The imperial spirit is acupuncture porcupine, and Anim, who learned acupuncture and swordsmanship under his teacher, no longer used acupuncture to directly pierce through the heart when catching Jingcicada, but developed acupuncture and aphrodisiac.
The startled cicadas that are pricked by the needles will not suffer any harm, but will only get a very significant aphrodisiac effect, turning into a jet fighter, with no last drop left, their feet are too weak to grasp the trunk, and they fall to the ground, unable to escape.
but
After all, it is still a small number of people who can smoothly improve their way of swordsmanship.
The rest of the people, who had been exposed to the sun for a day, didn't catch a few cicadas, and felt that they were doomed to be hopeless as teachers, couldn't help feeling dissatisfied with being teased.
Therefore, when Chen Xuan came to review the results with a translation headset in the evening, these people raised their arms to protest:
"We want to learn swordsmanship! To be a swordsman! Not to be a coolie! To be a laborer!"
"Liar! Lie! The life of the apprentice is life!"
"Hot your mother, refund your money!"
Hmm. The translations of the Maogoutong APP are not all literal translations, and sometimes have their own local characteristics, paying attention to an authentic flavor.
'It's broken, it's about to overturn.'
Just when Chen Xuan was secretly complaining that he had played too much this time, a blond young man walked out of the crowd and reprimanded them righteously:
"You yourself have not realized the master's good intentions, which proves that you have no talent and are not qualified to be my disciple. You should leave as soon as possible!
And I, the gentleman Ada, succeeded in catching the cicada and realized what the real "cicada" is. The swordsmanship has gone a step further, and I will stay and continue to accept other tests! "
People who didn't know him at the scene were immediately taken aback when they heard these words for the first time.
But someone who knew Ada mercilessly mocked:
"Oh, my lord Ada, I don't know if what you said goes further, does it mean that when your imperial spirit is defeated, it will fly farther like Uncle Tom's wig?"
After him, several other people also echoed and sneered:
"Come on, Ada, as far as your sword skills are concerned, even if you improve by five apple pies, you're still far behind!"
"Battle is the romance of knights. Gentlemen only need to accompany ladies and applaud vigorously from the sidelines."
These days, they set up camp at the entrance of the Jinfeng Gymnasium. Everyone is free and has nothing to do, and it is rare to exchange ideas.
Ada was the defeated enemy of several of them. After so many battles, there was no victory.
If you lose, you lose. We are both swordsmen. Usually, few people would make fun of these things.
However, the loser should also have the self-knowledge of the loser, and if he talks nonsense about his strength growth, it is best to really grow, otherwise it will be unpleasant and will only increase humiliation.
"Then I will put my gentleman's dignity on the line and challenge you to a duel!"
Ada took off the white gloves on his hands with a firm expression, and threw them directly at the opponent's feet.
Seeing this, Chen Xuan's expression couldn't help but become a little solemn.
What's going on with this translation software?
Why listen to their dialogue, there is such a strong ancient translation accent.
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~Ask for collection~Ask for tickets~You can open automatic subscriptions for raising books~
(End of this chapter)
The scorching sun was in the sky, and the cicadas were singing.
'Arnim' from Africa is the first time to be so far away from his hometown, and it is also the first time to discover what is called a frog at the bottom of a well.
'Africa' means 'hot sun'. Anim once felt that God gave him black skin to resist the scorching heat.
However.
It wasn't until now that he realized that the skin he was proud of could only be used to resist the ravages of ultraviolet rays, and it still had no effect in the face of high temperature exposure.
"Whoosh. Whoosh."
As his breathing became more and more rapid, Anim found that the scene in front of him began to distort, his vain footsteps were not steady, and he fell headlong with a 'bang', and his consciousness fell into darkness.
"Humph?"
Hearing movement behind him, the needled porcupine hunting the startling cicada in front turned his head subconsciously.
When he saw his imperial envoy passed out on the ground, he immediately ran over anxiously and thrust his nose wildly, causing Anim to roll many times on the ground, and his skin was suddenly bruised and bruised by the stones.
But even so, there was still no sign of waking up.
Seeing that it didn't work, the acupuncture porcupine walked around Anim anxiously for a while, and then suddenly had a flash of inspiration, remembering the vague first aid measures.
So, two pig's trotters rested on Anim's chest, and pressed hard several times.
This time the effect was remarkable, and the breathing became weaker immediately.
Σ(っ°°;) っ! ?
The acupuncture porcupine was startled and quickly started Plan B. It raised its mouth, slowly approached Anim's face, and began to breathe like a pig.
The effect is equally significant.
Not only did it suck out the excess oxygen from Anim's lungs, but it also had a cosmetic effect, turning those somewhat flat lips into a thick and plump sausage mouth.
The original breathing was weak, but it also became dying.
Now the Acupuncture Porcupine was completely panicked, and couldn't help but let out a cry for help like killing a pig, trying to attract help.
As it turns out, it does work.
However, it is easy to misunderstand
"Whose traps are in stock?"
An old lady wearing a straw hat came out of the forest muttering, "It's so good, I have pork to eat tonight."
Just a few steps into the open space, she saw Arnim lying on the ground sharply, and she was shocked:
"Oh, whose doll is this, why is Yintang so black?"
Human life is at stake, the old lady hurried forward, squatted down and pinched the man fiercely.
When the acupoints were stimulated, Anim immediately groaned a few times, and his eyelids trembled.
However, due to the previous violent assist of the acupuncture porcupine, he failed to wake up smoothly.
"Sin, this is bitten by a poisonous insect again, and beaten by a blind bear again."
Looking at the bruises on Anim's dark skin, the old lady couldn't help shaking her head.
Coincidentally, at this time, the acupuncture porcupine also came close to his head, looking at the old lady pitifully with tears in his eyes, obviously hoping that she could save his messenger.
"Are you his pig?"
The old lady took a few glances at the big porcupine, and stretched out her hands to hold the needles on its head, "Don't move, lend me some needles."
Needling the porcupine only felt a pain, and the hairstyle on the forehead that had been carefully groomed in the past was instantly bald.
(╥╯╰╥) Can't you squeeze the one on my back?
Piggy is bitter.
The old lady who had the tools at hand did not waste any time, and immediately found the acupuncture points and inserted the acupuncture points one by one.
In a short while, Anim's body was covered with acupuncture, and he had the same parent-child outfit as the acupuncture porcupine beside him.
After the old lady twirled the needles at several important acupoints, Anim also woke up in a daze.
"Are you awake? Do you remember being bitten by something?"
The old lady frowned and wondered, "I've been detoxifying you for a long time, but I didn't get any toxin out, and my body is still so dark.
I have been helping people with acupuncture in the village for so many years, but this is the first time I have seen this symptom.
Do you have a phone with you?Hurry up and call an ambulance to go to a big hospital to have a look, lest it gets worse later. "
"Hah??"
Anim, who doesn't understand Chinese, naturally couldn't understand what the old lady was saying.
But looking at the current situation, it can be roughly inferred that he should have been rescued by the other party after passing out.
just
Why did I feel so sore all over my body, especially my chest and mouth, after passing out for a while due to heatstroke?
"Wow!?"
Before Anim could think about it, he caught a glimpse of the needles on his body from the corner of his eye, and was immediately startled.
Seeing how panicked he was, the old lady hurriedly raised her hand to signal that it was okay, and then pulled them out one by one in a specific order.
During this process, Anim, who was finally fully awake, suddenly remembered that this might be the legendary oriental secret technique that can cure all diseases - acupuncture.
original
Acupuncture of porcupines can not only be used to attack, but also can be used to cure diseases and save lives?
Thinking of this, Anim couldn't help thinking of the philosophical sentence he heard in the morning:
[The forest of cicadas is quieter, and the mountains of birdsong are more secluded]
Doesn't this just indicate that things have two sides?
Moreover, this duality can sometimes be converted into each other.
The seemingly noisy sound of cicadas can be a representative of quietness.
Acupuncture, which is extremely aggressive, can also be a medical tool.
On the road of "using acupuncture as a sword", I have obviously come to an end, and I can't develop more destructive skills.
So, if we change our way of thinking, the original intention of acupuncture is not to destroy, but to heal?
Acupuncture with the original intention of destruction has become acupuncture for healing because the stabbing force is too light.
Then, will acupuncture with the original intention of treatment cause aggravation or injury because the degree of treatment is too severe?
At this moment, Anim suddenly understood the real intention of this cicada-catching trial.
Originally, they all thought that catching cicadas was just an exam to determine whether they could become a teacher, but they didn't expect that it also contained the sharpening of Jianxin!
As expected of masters of swordsmanship, just a single word of instruction can benefit them infinitely, and successfully break through the bottleneck period that has been bothering them for a long time
There are still several cases of similar things being staged in various places in Furong City.
For example:
A sumo wrestler from Japan weighing more than 200 pounds, with a bottlenecked and vigorous sumo swordsmanship, after a while of pointing at the old man practicing Tai Chi in the park, he also thought of "the noisy forest becomes quieter, and the bird singing mountain becomes more peaceful" You's famous philosophical saying, and you immediately understand the truth that "slowness is fast, softness is also hardness".
The imitation swordsman from Goryeo not only can change the appearance of Yuling at will, but also is good at using the shadow sword to reproduce the opponent's swordsmanship on the spot.The Taoist heart that was originally shaken by rumors and rumors also strengthened the concept of "as long as the imitation is good enough, you are the original" in the chirping of cicadas.
So, from early morning to early evening.
After a day of practice, many people have made significant breakthroughs in swordsmanship after adjusting their mentality.
Ada, whose imperial spirit is the rolling otter and who learned the swordsmanship of a gentleman, no longer used boiling water when catching Jingcicada, but developed a yin-yang water that is cold on the outside and hot on the inside.
Shocking cicadas splashed with yin and yang water will not become well-done, but under the action of part of the cold water to cool down, just like sirloin steak, it will become the most appropriate medium-rare.
The imperial spirit is acupuncture porcupine, and Anim, who learned acupuncture and swordsmanship under his teacher, no longer used acupuncture to directly pierce through the heart when catching Jingcicada, but developed acupuncture and aphrodisiac.
The startled cicadas that are pricked by the needles will not suffer any harm, but will only get a very significant aphrodisiac effect, turning into a jet fighter, with no last drop left, their feet are too weak to grasp the trunk, and they fall to the ground, unable to escape.
but
After all, it is still a small number of people who can smoothly improve their way of swordsmanship.
The rest of the people, who had been exposed to the sun for a day, didn't catch a few cicadas, and felt that they were doomed to be hopeless as teachers, couldn't help feeling dissatisfied with being teased.
Therefore, when Chen Xuan came to review the results with a translation headset in the evening, these people raised their arms to protest:
"We want to learn swordsmanship! To be a swordsman! Not to be a coolie! To be a laborer!"
"Liar! Lie! The life of the apprentice is life!"
"Hot your mother, refund your money!"
Hmm. The translations of the Maogoutong APP are not all literal translations, and sometimes have their own local characteristics, paying attention to an authentic flavor.
'It's broken, it's about to overturn.'
Just when Chen Xuan was secretly complaining that he had played too much this time, a blond young man walked out of the crowd and reprimanded them righteously:
"You yourself have not realized the master's good intentions, which proves that you have no talent and are not qualified to be my disciple. You should leave as soon as possible!
And I, the gentleman Ada, succeeded in catching the cicada and realized what the real "cicada" is. The swordsmanship has gone a step further, and I will stay and continue to accept other tests! "
People who didn't know him at the scene were immediately taken aback when they heard these words for the first time.
But someone who knew Ada mercilessly mocked:
"Oh, my lord Ada, I don't know if what you said goes further, does it mean that when your imperial spirit is defeated, it will fly farther like Uncle Tom's wig?"
After him, several other people also echoed and sneered:
"Come on, Ada, as far as your sword skills are concerned, even if you improve by five apple pies, you're still far behind!"
"Battle is the romance of knights. Gentlemen only need to accompany ladies and applaud vigorously from the sidelines."
These days, they set up camp at the entrance of the Jinfeng Gymnasium. Everyone is free and has nothing to do, and it is rare to exchange ideas.
Ada was the defeated enemy of several of them. After so many battles, there was no victory.
If you lose, you lose. We are both swordsmen. Usually, few people would make fun of these things.
However, the loser should also have the self-knowledge of the loser, and if he talks nonsense about his strength growth, it is best to really grow, otherwise it will be unpleasant and will only increase humiliation.
"Then I will put my gentleman's dignity on the line and challenge you to a duel!"
Ada took off the white gloves on his hands with a firm expression, and threw them directly at the opponent's feet.
Seeing this, Chen Xuan's expression couldn't help but become a little solemn.
What's going on with this translation software?
Why listen to their dialogue, there is such a strong ancient translation accent.
(~ ̄▽ ̄)~Ask for collection~Ask for tickets~You can open automatic subscriptions for raising books~
(End of this chapter)
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