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Chapter 398 Qian Duo: I am no longer a human being
"No, I still look like a monkey?"

Qian Duo pointed at himself with disbelief on his face.

It doesn't matter if other people say such things, he can just laugh it off as a malicious insult.

But Dean Yuan Xing's appearance can be said to look more like a gorilla than a gorilla.

Hearing this from the other person's mouth is as lethal as being asked by a pig - Do you have a pig brain?
It directly breaks the defense.
"Huh? This monkey can still talk?"

Dean Yuan Xing's eyes widened in shock, "Do you want to eat a banana? Banana, banana. If you can speak, you should be able to understand it, right?"

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Qian Duo's face twitched a few times, then he pulled Chen Xuan aside and whispered:
"Brother Xuan, let's go. I see that this dean not only has something wrong with his eyes, but also seems to have abnormal brains. Don't go crazy later and accidentally injure the two of us. You must know that mental illness does not bear criminal responsibility. ah"

"Actually, Dean Yuan doesn't have any ill intentions, because your current appearance, um, does look a bit like a monkey."

Chen Xuan reluctantly turned on the front camera of his phone.

Before coming, Qian Duo was always half a body behind him on the road due to his short legs, so he didn't notice anything unusual.

It wasn't until Dean Yuan Xing said this that he noticed that Qian Duo's hair had turned into explosive curls at some point, and his skin without hair had turned pitch black.

Coupled with the originally thin figure and the fact that he didn't speak, he really looked like a big monkey wearing human clothes.

As for why it becomes like this?

It can only be said that Dean Longyin is somewhat sinister.

I want to teach Qian Duo a little lesson, but I don’t want to teach it on the spot, but pay it in installments.

There was nothing unusual when he said goodbye, but as time went by, his appearance unknowingly changed.

It was only when I came to Dean Yuan Xing that I suddenly noticed this.

If you return to campus directly, you will probably have a 100% return rate, and you will most likely be photographed and posted on the campus confession wall.

Well, it's not about asking for contact information, but asking whose family's Yuling is missing.

This trick of causing social death is really insidious!
"no."

Looking at the image on the phone screen, Qian Duo was stunned. "Why is my face so dark? And my hair is so curly. Could it be that some recessive gene suddenly awakened?"

Thinking of this, he immediately walked to the corner, secretly opened the waistband of his trousers, glanced down, and murmured in confusion:
"It's strange how the skin color changes but the size remains the same."

Here he was studying embroidery needles, while over there Dean Yuan Xing climbed up a coconut tree planted in the yard with great skill.

Then, he slapped his lips with his palms and imitated the cry of an ape:
"Woo chirp~~~"

Judging from the posture, it seems that he is planning to have an in-depth communication back to the original with Qian Duo, a special monkey that can talk.

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Looking up, he saw a front-mounted tail dangling under Dean Yuan Xing's animal skin skirt. Chen Xuan could not help but lower his head silently, speechless.

Well, this person’s home attire is a retro style that has traveled through thousands of years.

And not only the home clothes, but also the exterior decoration style of the villa, actually has a sense of being in a virgin forest.

It's no wonder that Dean Yuan Xing practiced the 'original nature flow' well.

On weekdays, in front of others, he seems to be stout and hairy, but the rest is the same.

But when I was privately at home, I didn't expect to be so deeply involved in the drama.

even
Not only is the physical imitation limited, but also the IQ and mental state seem to have returned together.

Epilepsy!
It’s so crazy!

……ten minutes later……

After Dean Yuan Xing played excitedly in the tree for a while, he returned to the calmness he had shown during the freshman competition.

Immediately, he invited the two of them to sit on the tree stump wooden bench in the yard.

Then he reached out and grabbed Qian Duo, and while fiddling with the explosive curly hair and looking for traces of fleas, he talked about the purpose of Chen Xuan's visit:
"If you let your 'little stone monkey' practice with me for a while, then I will definitely be happy. After all, apes don't live in separate families, but if it's that 'vegetable pig'."

"The common name is 'vegetable pig', and the more accurate scientific name should be 'vegetable bat'."

Chen Xuan corrected him.

It's not that he has obsessive-compulsive disorder, but he wants to make Bajie look smarter by removing the word 'pig'.

Because teachers will definitely favor those students with talent and potential.

"It's almost the same. They all have pig noses. The only difference is that they are 'ground pigs' and 'flying pigs'."

Dean Yuan Xing didn't take it seriously, "Anyway, if you want Yu Ling to practice the 'original flow', it's best to pay attention to professional counterparts.

Especially if you want to see results in a short period of time, you have to pay more attention to the compatibility.

You have met my student named 'Xiong Qi' before.

When choosing a mentor, I suggested that he should consider this carefully.

However, he was still quite stubborn, so he eventually chose me as his mentor.

Although his Yuling Spirit 'Bare Bear' belongs to the bear type and is relatively similar to the human form, I can also teach some overlapping techniques.

But other than that, all I can give you is the experience of practicing the "fundamental method" of "original flow".

What is the fundamental law?

After all superficial things are removed, the most essential core that remains is the fundamental Dharma.

It's like the practice of 'combat skill'.

Those students of the 'Combat Skills Academy' have to practice various morning and evening exercises as soon as they come in, and they must not slack off.

In the four years of college, they have to learn a total of combat skills, one after another, which perfectly explains what it means to learn endlessly and never finish learning.

However.
If you have ever seen Mr. Wu take action, you will find that his sword moves seem to be very simple.

One strike with the sword, one strike with the sword, and the opponent is dead.

You may think that this effect can only be achieved by relying on pure combat power suppression.

In fact, this is not the case. When facing all opponents, Mr. Wu basically only uses one sword.

After one sword strike, you either win or run.

Because this sword often contains an explosion of all power.

An opponent who is weaker than oneself can be killed with one sword; an opponent who is stronger than oneself can be shaken by the wind after one sword blow.

Even if they are equally matched opponents, after blocking a sword, both sides don't have much energy left to continue fighting.

Therefore, in addition to the title of "Impermanent Sword", Mr. Wu is actually also called "Yijianhou", which means "one sword seals the throat".

Then the question comes
As the dean of the 'Combat Skills Academy', he always uses only one sword when fighting against others. So why do students majoring in swordsmanship practice learn so many sets of swordsmanship? Isn’t it enough to just practice this sword?
If a student really imitates it like this, it will definitely be useless in the end.

You know, when Mr. Wu was young, he learned countless sets of swordsmanship before returning to his true nature and condensing what he had learned throughout his life into such a sword.

Others think it is just one sword, but in fact, this sword contains thousands of swords.

then
The dean of your comprehensive college, Long Yin, was only the deputy dean at that time, but he was also famous for his knowledge and knowledge.

No matter what he is learning, he can get started quickly and practice well.

Therefore, in the field of swordsmanship, he has also mastered nearly a thousand swordsmanship. Many of those imperial envoys who have been immersed in swordsmanship since childhood have to be inferior in terms of the number of swordsmanship they have learned.

As a result, Long Yin, who felt that his sword skills were good, visited Mr. Wu with great interest, hoping to learn from each other and exchange sword skills.

Hmm. He talks about discussing with each other, but actually he wants to take this opportunity to prove that he has the qualifications to be a dean and should not just be relegated to the status of a vice dean.

Moreover, he was also a bit of a thief. He knew that his Yuling could not withstand Mr. Wu's full sword strike, so he proposed to test the subtlety of his sword moves.

This is obviously because he believed that Mr. Wu only had one sword strike back and forth, and he had so many swordsmanship reserves that he would be able to defeat it.

结果
On the day of the competition, no matter what sword technique Longyin used, Mr. Wu would use the same sword technique to fight back.

Moreover, the sophistication of each door is obviously above it.

After he performed all the nearly a thousand sword techniques he had learned, Mr. Wu also started his own performance.

Then, we looked at 'Long Yin' like a sandbag, and had no choice but to fend off and let Mr. Wu display various sword skills on him.

On that day, Mr. Wu performed tens of thousands of sword techniques in total.

but.
That was only the physical limit of the 'Qingli Dragonborn', not the limit of Wu Lao's sword skills reserves.

After Wu Lao learned so many swordsmanship, he eliminated the bad and retained the good. The sword he finally left behind was the "fundamental method" of swordsmanship that he understood.

Therefore, the understanding and teaching of the 'fundamental Dharma' cannot be accomplished overnight, but requires accumulation over a long period of time.

Xiong Qi studied with me, and all I could do was help him plan the path to find the 'fundamental method'.

Beyond that, what can be taught is indeed quite limited.

Fortunately
After experiencing some setbacks at the beginning, his subsequent growth has been relatively smooth, and he has been moving forward steadily without delaying his future, and even has the momentum to overtake in corners.

However, even if he was relatively talented, it took him two years to go beyond the superficial skills and directly learn the 'fundamental method' before he achieved anything.

If it had been anyone else, these two years might have been wasted and nothing would have been achieved.

Therefore, I personally do not recommend this kind of learning plan. "

"That's it"

Chen Xuan nodded in understanding, "Since my 'Caiba' is not suitable to learn from you, can you recommend a suitable instructor?"

"If you want to take the 'bat type' path, the 'Fuyin' teacher would be a good candidate."

Dean Yuan Xing pondered, "It's just that she is better at aerial combat, and her fighting style is also more agile.

Even though your 'cabbage bat' has wings, it doesn't seem to be able to fly much, and when it fights, it's also quite fierce and likes to fight head-on.

So in this case, I personally think that taking the 'pig' route might be a better choice.

It just so happened that Teacher Zhu Ye, the head of the Department of Yuanxing College, not only fit this fighting style very well, but also had sufficient qualifications.

just
Teacher Zhu Ye's character is more... um... pragmatic?
If you come to visit me empty-handed like you did to me, he will most likely refuse.

After all, you are not the student he is responsible for teaching.

Although I can say hello to him then, you definitely need to prepare some souvenirs accordingly. "

"actually."

Chen Xuan hesitated for a moment, then took out a fist-sized brocade box from his pocket, placed it on the coffee table served as a big tree stump, and pushed it over:

"I didn't come empty-handed today, I just didn't have the chance to take it out just now."

He is not the kind of person who is ignorant. When asking for help, you have to give the other person some benefit. You can't just lick your face and make demands with your mouth.

Even if the relationship between the two parties is that of teacher and student, after all, it is not a teacher-student relationship like the one between myself and Teacher Shuang, which is bound by the 'tutorship system'.

It's definitely okay to ask for advice and give a few words of advice occasionally. Teacher Di Da still has a lot of generosity.

But if the other party needs to spend more time and energy, then naturally you have to show some sincerity.

so.
Today he also brought a souvenir to Dean Yuan Xing - [Taibai Mountain Frozen Pears]

The spiritual fruit, a specialty of the Northeast region, has the effect of improving the body of the spirit and making it more cold-resistant.

Most importantly, it tastes delicious and is hard to find on the market.

Even though the price had reached a premium of 50 yuan per piece, he still relied on the captain of the Bingcheng University team to get such one.

Of course, this 'Taibai Mountain Frozen Pear' is not a tuition fee, it is just a fruit brought to the host's house during a visit.

As for the subsequent tuition fees, I originally planned to wait for Dean Yuan Xing’s approval before discussing it in detail.

However, as soon as it was placed, the other person jumped up into the tree to have fun, so he didn't have time to take it out.

Since the other party helped introduce the teacher, this spiritual fruit can be used as a thank you gift in return.

"Oh?"

Dean Yuan Xing took the brocade box curiously and said, "You brought me something, but don't make it too expensive, otherwise it won't be appropriate for me to keep it."

After the brocade box was opened, wisps of cold air filled the air instantly.

Immediately, there was a refreshing aroma that continued to dissipate in the air.

'Suck~~~'

Qian Duo, who had been treated like a little monkey and caught fleas for a while, subconsciously twitched his nose and took a big sniff.

In a daze, he felt as if he was in a rainy afternoon forest.

The air was hot and humid. I sat on the treetop with my monkey friend, looking at the sunset in the sky while eating the cold fruits that had been soaked in the stream all afternoon.

Everything is so comfortable and beautiful. There is no need to use your brain tiringly to think about tomorrow and the future. You just need to enjoy the present life without any worries.
It seems that being a monkey prancing in the mountains and forests is also a good choice?

"Uuha! Uuha! Uuha!"

After the 'Taibai Mountain Frozen Pear' was revealed, Chen Xuan witnessed with his own eyes that Qian Duo and Dean Yuan Xing were so excited that they climbed up the tree like apes and screamed at the top of their lungs.

"Gudong~"

This situation made him swallow his saliva.

Is this the impact of practicing 'original flow' on the brain and body?
very scary.
(End of this chapter)