My Destiny Illustrated Book of the Moon

Chapter 370: Pressure from Chef Shota

At noon, the kitchen of the Wu family courtyard.

According to the memories of the parties involved, Cu Chulainn, Illya, Ritsuka and even Artoria——

It was an extremely painful experience.

A certain man, no, a certain violent young lady, committed suicide in the kitchen to prove his truth. The cruelty of his methods and the sharpness of his words were beyond the imagination of ordinary people.

Even if you run back to your room and close the door, you can still hear the curses in the kitchen:
"You are enough!"

So angry that even his spiritual costume appeared, and he was clad in red, as if he was possessed by an old woman. With a dark face, Shuo Yue aimed at Illya and opened fire forcefully:
"Why do you have a way to cook the food darker than your brother!"

Turning around, Shuo Yue picked up a certain Xiao Hei's creation. Shuo Yue tried hard with his wrists, but failed to break the dish into pieces. The word 'tic' suddenly appeared on his forehead.

"This dish is so damn hard that Matthew could use it to build the wall of Camelot!"

Having said this, Shuo Yue simply gave up on tasting one by one and started outputting directly:
"The only thing that was cooked today but not burnt was the damn tuna sushi!"

"And Ritsuka, you are cooking rice, not chazuke rice!"

"Is this your scone, Diarmuid? I thought it was my projection of the Sevenfold Circle of the Blazing Sky!"

"Are you asking what's so bad about your food? Enkidu can trigger a special attack just by stepping on your food!"

"Master, what on earth is going on?"

Not long after Artoria entered the door, she saw Sakuzuki jumping to her feet and cursing. She couldn't help but huddle under the dining table and turned her head to ask Ritsuka and others who were lying with her.

"Ah, well..." Ritsuka scratched his head and showed an awkward yet polite smile, "After all, Mr. Sakuyue has become smaller, and the servants are very curious, so while Sakuyue is busy in the kitchen, they all Offered to help..."

But the problem is, except for Tamamo Mae and Kiyohime, two good wives and mothers, and Miyu who has been nurtured since childhood, how can a group of heroic spirits who only know how to wield swords and guns know how to cook?
Of course, the result was that he helped more and more, and Shuo Yue's anger level also increased. In the end, it exploded like a powder keg, giving indiscriminate blows to the gangsters present.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I'm a waste..."

As he spoke, Illya burst into tears with a QAQ expression, fell into Ritsuka's arms, and burst into tears: "Onii-chan said I put too much oil, and asked me if I gave away the shining armor. Cooked... By the way, what kind of nuisance is Jin Shining?!"

Before Ritsuka could offer any words of comfort, Sakuzuki's Berserker-like voice sounded in the small kitchen again:
"I just made it! Such a big table! Food! It's here!!!"

"Eh? Wait, that's weird..." Cu Chulainn, who was responsible for guarding the table to prevent stealing food, was stunned. He never expected that he was distracted for a while by watching Kojiro's joke, and there were several plates of good food on the table. Got eaten clean!
Seeing Shuo Yue rolling up her sleeves and walking toward him menacingly, Brother Gou couldn't help but panic:
"Um, Shuo Yue? Brother Shuo Yue, listen to my explanation..."

With a 'pop' sound, Shuo Yue jumped onto the dining table, holding two thick slices of bread in his hand and slapped Cu Chulainn on the face:
"Tell me, what are you?!"

For some reason, Cu Chulainn actually understood Shuo Yue's taunting. He looked away in cold sweat and said in a deep tone:
"I'm... an idiot sandwich."

"Pfft." Dai Mao, who was lying under the table, cried out. Lixiang turned her head and saw the rice crumbs in the corner of her mouth.

"Um...Miss Artoria, how long have you been here?"

"Well, just for a while, a few minutes, right?" Because of the punishment, Artoria was very honest.

Can you finish four or five dishes in a few minutes?
Ritsuka was sweating a little, but after shrinking, Sakuzuki didn't care and said angrily:
"Hey, whether you are Artoria or Mordred, tell me if you ate it secretly!"

[Punishment content: Contestants are only allowed to tell the truth and must answer questions when they encounter them]

mean!You actually used this method to force me to show up!

A certain idiot under the table was startled and quickly covered his mouth to escape from the kitchen. However, as soon as he stood up, his mouth started to move uncontrollably: "It's not that I didn't! I just saw that there was food on the table. Just...ah, it hurts, it hurts!"

As she screamed in pain, Artoria's pretty face was pinched. Shuo Yue pinched her face without mercy, threw the glutton out of the kitchen, and then slammed the door.

"From now on, British servants and dogs are not allowed to enter!"

Did they actually shoot all the British servants? Ritsuka, who was lying on his back pretending to be dead, raised his head slightly and looked up at Sakuzuki, who had his hands on his hips and a look of displeasure on his face, and suddenly found it super interesting.

Compared with the calm and unpretentious Sakuyue who was wearing a Hawaiian shirt, the now turbulent young Shota also has a different flavor.

"You are trying to mess with me, aren't you!"

Someone's frantic voice echoed in the yard. Maybe a certain little red dragon could calm the angry Shuo Yue, but it was a pity that she was too late to watch the show secretly, so how could she take the initiative to stop this commotion.

Ahem, all in all, today's lunch was delayed for about two hours due to various reasons. During this period, how many servants ate the dishes 'carefully' prepared by themselves or others, causing a commotion... Of course, this is a story later. .

After lunch, Sakuyue finally got rid of the misery in the kitchen and found Artoria hiding somewhere on the island.

"Although it's old-fashioned, this kind of heart-to-heart talk is indispensable for you, right?"

"Hey, Shuo, Shuo Yueqing?"

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The woods stand beside the winding stream. The canopy of the trees is dense but not cramped. When the wind blows, the treetops sway faintly, depicting an emerald green sea on the clear stream.

Even though there are birds chirping and streams hitting rocks, the scenery itself is still, like a beautiful amber mixed with green and sky blue.

The blond girl took off her armor and sat on the bluestone in the stream, staring at the endless sky and clouds in a daze.

When Shuo Yue followed the magic path and found Artoria, the breeze blew her long hair on the temples, and the scenery came to life, reflected in the girl's holy blue eyes, sparkling.

He came to her side quietly and sat down.

"Shuo Yueqing?" Immersed in her own world, Arturia didn't react until now and was startled, "How did you find me?"

Because of the punishment, she and Mordred fled the camp in a tacit understanding after lunch, fearing that they would be tricked and their little secret would be leaked.

"Do you want to relax here alone, my king?" Shuo Yue did not answer the question and said with a smile, "If you have any troubles in your heart, you might as well talk to me - for example, your feelings for Mordred?"

Because this was not a question, Arturia was able to think for a moment, then shook her head and gave the answer:

"I have no idea."

Curling up and hugging her legs, the girl-like Dumao looked into the distance. Although she didn't feel cold in her swimsuit, she looked a little more fragile: "Sir Mordred... Although she is in name only She is my child, but I have always treated her as a Knight of the Round Table, and there is no family affection in this."

"It's a great way to separate public and private matters." Shuo Yue first praised, then said, "It is true that you are perfect in official matters, but what about private matters?"

"Have you had a serious conversation with Mordred in private?"

　Idiot sandwich is a funny meme. Its English name is idiot sandwich, which means idiot sandwich. Idiot means idiot, and sandwich means sandwich. When combined, it means idiot sandwich.It first appeared in European and American food variety shows. The method used by chefs when reprimanding apprentices is to sandwich two sides of bread on the left and right sides of a person's face and ask them what they are. The answer is idiot sandwich.

　　
　
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