My Destiny Illustrated Book of the Moon

Chapter 664: What does Tian Linlin’s good deeds have to do with me, Di Linlin?
In ancient Mesopotamia, there were gods in the sky, the underworld underground, and above the earth, the oldest hero king ruled over his people.

His name is Gilgamesh, the protagonist of the oldest epic of mankind, The Epic of Gilgamesh. He is two-thirds divine and one-third human, and is the 'wedge of heaven' that connects humans and gods.

In his youth, he was tyrannical and brutal. He fought recklessly and placed his accumulated wealth on a high throne.

However, after his fruitless search for the elixir of immortality, the man laughed heartily and concluded that "when everything is over, nothing will be left in his hands." He returned to being a wise king who ruled his people and stood proudly above the kingdom of Uruk.

——Yes, the one standing in front of Elle at this moment is not the tyrant in his youth that Sakutsuki encountered in the Fourth Holy Grail War, but Gilgamesh, who has returned from the underworld and is ready to shoulder the future of all people.

Not a tyrant, but a wise king.

Not a servant, but a hero.

However, as always, he does not get along with the mistress of heaven named 'Ishtar'.

"Why don't you speak? Is it because I caught you red-handed and you are too ashamed to say anything?"

The white headscarf fluttered. Although he knew that the girl in front of him was a god, the wise king still walked forward without changing his expression, and gradually shortened the distance between them. "I am very busy. Don't waste my time. If you want to commit suicide to apologize, just do it. I will applaud and celebrate as much as possible."

How can this tone be wise?

Ai Lei held the stone tablet tightly in her hand. If what was shown at the moment was not her true appearance, she would have vented her shame by placing her treasures in a disorderly manner.

She thought she had sneaked in without anyone noticing, but in the end she was discovered so easily. And the person involved had to be the king of a country that could not be destroyed humanely... Her image as a goddess is about to collapse!
"Hmm?" The wise king of Uruk came closer and looked down at the annoying guy who was said to be the patron saint of Uruk, but actually would never come here except to cause trouble or challenge. After a moment, he raised his eyebrows, and his scarlet snake eyes locked onto the clay tablet in the goddess's hand.

"This is... the report that Siduri is going to submit tomorrow." After muttering, Gilgamesh stretched out his hand as a matter of course, "Give it back to the king."

"..." Ailei was silent. Gilgamesh didn't care and reached out to take it.

Then, I didn’t move it.

The Wise King with strength C VS the Goddess of the Underworld with strength A, and was defeated miserably.

“Hmm?” It was only then that the wise king realized something was wrong. He looked up at Ishtar, the woman with whom he had been entangled.

The black twin ponytails were as smooth as silk, and she wore a large golden crown on her head. The strapless platinum tube top outlined her very sorry breasts, but her slender exposed waist, long and smooth legs, and hot pants that were so short that they couldn't be any shorter, highlighted the ultimate charm of this goddess.

There is no doubt that this is the hateful goddess who is disgusting, promiscuous, does whatever she wants and yet is doted on by the gods. However, there is still something fundamentally abnormal about her.

...Yes, those eyes.

Those red eyes that should have been devilish now reflected the adorable look of a stag.

That definitely couldn't be Ishtar.

"Who are you?" Gilgamesh held the clay tablet in his left hand, and with his right hand behind his back, he silently grasped the sharp battle axe. "Why did you sneak into the tower in the image of this guy?"

"Huh..." The goddess in front of him closed her eyes and took a deep breath, but she still hesitantly and couldn't speak.

"Hey! My time is precious," Gilgamesh said dissatisfiedly, "If you have anything to say, just tell me. If you keep pestering me, I will use the King's Cannon to blow you and the tower to pieces!"

Facing Gilgamesh's aggressiveness, Ailei turned her face away, then gently opened her lips and whispered: "I, I have something I want to investigate. Is there any..."

"No."

“Are there any books on how to deal with uninvited guests?”

"Hey, is that what I said?"

"This is really important to me!"

"How important is it? No, wait, put the clay tablet down to me first." The wise king looked at the clay tablet that had cracked due to the goddess' brute force, and his eyes twitched.

"Very, very important! Even now I'm still worried about this matter, and I will definitely not be able to sleep today!" Ai Lei closed her eyes and answered in a very childish tone, like a well-behaved kindergarten child arguing with her teacher.

"That's pretty serious, since even pygmy marmosets know how to deal with bad guests. Clay tablet."

"No!" Ailei shook her head vigorously.

"That was prepared by my priest..."

"Not the pygmy marmoset!"

"What does this have to do with me? Anyway, quickly bring the clay tablet—"

Click click click.

As the wise king and the goddess struggled, the clay tablet that had just dried let out a scream.

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"..." Gilgamesh's temples were throbbing, but considering the clay tablet made by Siduri himself, he endured it. "I know! Don't go rummaging around. I'll tell you! He's just an uninvited guest, just chase him away!"

"But I can't beat him..." Ai Lei said aggrievedly.

"Then I can't do anything about it—" Gilgamesh looked at the clay tablet that was about to collapse, and changed his words, "Ahem, but if you really have no other options, I do have a solution."

"any solution?"

"beat."

"???" Ailei tilted her head in confusion, and the wise king of Uruk recalled something and raised his lips slightly, "Anyway, I became friends with Enkidu after fighting with him. So, maybe you can do it too?"

"So... that's it?" Ai Lei blinked her eyes. Although she felt that the wise king was fooling her, she always felt that there was some truth in it.

Is it really possible to do this?
——Of course it’s fake. First of all, Gilgamesh and Enkidu did not expel each other after that battle, but became close friends. Secondly, if Enkidu’s gender is confirmed to be female, then Miss Enkidu might have lost her virginity to Mr. Gilgamesh for many years.

It was just a casual remark made by Gilgamesh to save the clay tablet, but Elly, who was as innocent as a blank sheet of paper, actually believed it.

"So, now, can you return the clay tablet to me?"

"Huh? Ah! I'm sorry!" After returning the clay tablet to Gilgamesh, Ailei hurriedly drove the Tianlinlin away from Uruk, leaving the wise king alone holding the clay tablet and looking at the direction she left.

"The divinity and facial features have not changed. They all conform to the characteristics of the goddess Ishtar. However, there are obvious differences in the mental structure..." The red snake's eyes shone with wisdom, and the wise king with clairvoyance quickly recognized a possibility.

"The Mistress of Heaven... and the Mistress of Earth? In other words, the Underworld? Someone broke into the Underworld, and even the ruler of the Underworld couldn't do anything to him? How is that possible? Even I have to restrain my aura and stay in the Underworld obediently... cough cough."

"But, other than that, it is impossible for someone to occupy the body of that goddess and perform so smoothly that they even deceived me for a short time."

After sorting out what might happen, Jin Shanshan's lips curled up into a wicked smile, and even his eyes became happy.

"Interesting, so not only does the underworld exist, but there are also guys who can make the goddess of the underworld helpless? Interesting, really very interesting, I didn't expect that there are such warriors in Uruk, which I rule! Then find an opportunity in the next few days to go to the underworld to see the show!"

Gilgamesh thought about going to hell as if it were as easy as going on an incognito visit, and then set his eyes on the thick stack of clay tablets on the altar.

The light of dawn fell from the sky, outlining the handsome face of the king and the dark circles under his eyelids that were too thick to be removed. As for the method - start by getting rid of these things overnight.

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Just have a fight...Is this what they call "no friendship, no acquaintance"?

But we tried it a few times at the beginning, and it always seemed like it didn’t have any effect?

He is still so unscrupulous, and I still want to drive him away and make him leave the underworld...

Emmm, yes, is that so?

Thinking about Gilgamesh's words, Elei piloted the Tianlinlin back to Mount Ebifu, threw the body into a pile of gems and let it lie there, then severed the connection with divinity.

[The Descend of Divinity]

[Switching between inner and outer consciousness...]

【Switch successful】

The moment she opened her eyes, Ai Lei was dazzled. Before she could see clearly what was happening, she heard a burst of passionate music whistling towards her.

"Hey, young men!"

Then, colorful laser lights that could blind the audience's eyes burst out from the darkness. Following screams and cheers, four dark blue flames slowly rose.

Following the rhythm of Dong Cha Cha, Dong Cha Cha, from the smoke, one could just barely see the zombies transformed by the Garula spirits. They were covered in oil from nowhere, naked, and moved their bodies to the music, singing and dancing:

"Young men!"

"There's no need to feel down, I say young man!"

Hey young man, you don't have to be depressed!
You can live here, I'm sure you will be very happy!

"It's fun to stay at the YMCA!"

"——Y! M! C! A!"

As the loud music played, the Garula spirits manipulated the rotten corpses, doing backflips, stretching their hips, or twisting their bodies randomly, dancing around the young man in a black robe and mask, looking very happy.

What's more terrible is that even the souls residing in the gun cages became restless and were driven into a wild dance by this powerful song. They even gathered together to form a few big guys wearing very little cloth. With their salty eyes, lewd smiles, and beggarly movements, they kept blowing kisses to the young man.

An indescribable hot breath and a weird atmosphere that would make any normal person shudder mixed together and rushed towards the goddess of the underworld.

Ai Lei stood there in a daze.

What the hell is going on? What happened? How did you do this?
The three questions of life suddenly crowded into my mind, and then turned into countless black question marks rising from my forehead... In the end, they turned into questions that came from the heart.

Who did you learn this skill of singing and dancing from? Is my underworld a resting place for souls or a gay club or dance hall?
This guy has to be stopped.

Although she was clearly aware of this, in this indescribable spiritual pollution, Ai Lei only felt that waves of powerful auras were rushing towards her like huge waves, as if crushing the ages and erasing the avenue, making her dare not move.

It was not until the crazy Galula spirits finally discovered their mistress, looked at each other, and dispersed that Shuoyue clapped his hands, ended the strange act of online DJing, and looked at Miss Ailei who had noticed it a long time ago:

"Hey, why is the ruler of the underworld looking for me so late at night? Did I disturb the harmony of the neighborhood by dancing in the square at night?"

Damn square dancing! If your nuclear-missile-level mental pollution is counted, the Chinese aunties would have ruled the world long ago!

Ai Lei couldn't utter a word of complaint, and her face turned red. "How did you do that?"

"What? Oh, you mean the performance just now?" Shuoyue looked back, "The high-powered speakers and ambient lights projected, the scene effects arranged with the Flame of the Valley, and the underworld stage temporarily rebuilt from the temple, you came if you were ordered..."

After a pause, the young man's smile became cheerful: "Of course, the ones who need to be thanked the most are the extras (Galula spirits) who were temporarily recruited. They are hardworking, down-to-earth and serious, and presented us with a perfect performance. Thank you, thank you everyone!"

The magician waved his hand with a smile, and the Garula spirits, who only cared about food and not punishment, immediately surrounded him like loyal dogs, circling around him, as if Shuo Yue was the real master of the underworld.

——Very good, this underworld is completely unacceptable.

Ai Lei's eyes became empty: "By the way, what did you ask just now?"

"The first sentence?" Shuoyue didn't understand what it meant. "Hey, why is the ruler of the underworld looking for me so late at night? It's..."

"I wanted to pick a fight with you, asshole!"

For the first time in her life, the goddess of the underworld lost all her composure and cursed angrily. As blood gathered under the boundless cold air, the Garula spirits fled in all directions, while their queen soared into the air and merged into the cocoon of light, eventually condensing into the shape of a monster bride.

And this time, she grasped the flowing brilliant light in her hands.

This is the incarnation of the protection of the underworld and the manifestation of the supreme authority of the underworld!

"No matter what that golden king said, I really want to beat you up right now!"

The Monster Bride opened her mouth and let out a silent roar. The Spear of Light lit up, and a crack quickly spread towards Shuo Yue. Before he could react, a stone pillar rose up and knocked him away!

The spear of light swept past, but the light of spiritual fire rose up and took Shuoyue to avoid the goddess's sweep.

"That being said, there's still no way to determine the winner between you and me, right?" Shuoyue didn't fight back, but dodged the stone pillars with ease, then stepped on the Monster Bride's shoulder, which she swept away unhappily.

"After all, I have completely analyzed the authority of the underworld. Without any suppression, I will not lose even if I fight against the goddess, okay?"

“Stop talking nonsense!” Elle in the Monster Bride gritted her teeth and raised the Spear of Light. “There is no bright sky, no shining earth, no flowers in the soil—there is nothing here, but even so, this is the territory I swore to protect in my heart!”

The glory transformed, and the spear of light that spoke of the nobility of God turned into a red thunder of tyranny and conquest. The goddess, symbolizing death, unfolded her most vicious power.

"This is my kingdom of death. I won't allow you, a magician from a foreign land, to disturb it at will, let alone... do such a thing!"

Grievance, anger, and even a hint of disgust... When the goddess' soul appeared in Shuoyue's eyes, he finally put away the frivolous smile on his face.

"I see, this kind of modern art is still too advanced... I wanted to carefully choreograph the performance to please the goddess of the underworld."

The hurricane ruffled the young man's white hair. He rubbed his chin in distress, rarely showing some guilt.

"Oh my, this really pissed off the little angel."

On the other hand, Ailei didn't care what Shuoyue thought, and had long thrown Jinshanshan's words to the wind. She only pointed the tip of the gun at the wanton magician to vent her anger and inexplicable disappointment.

"Nammu Abzu Gugalanna!"

Calling upon the name that originated from Mesopotamian mythology, the Red Thunder Spear containing the power of the underworld hit the defenseless young man.

boom!
(End of this chapter)