Xuanmen little counselor only wants to complete the success KPI

The C protagonist of this love magic ceremony is actually Wang Yudi's senior brother Chen Mu.

Chen Mu is... crooked.

Finding a partner is more difficult for him than ordinary people, and what he wants is a partner who can move forward side by side and hold hands for the rest of his life.

As far as Chen Mu is placed in a foreign environment, it can be said that he is full of buffs and no one can beat him.

Orientation—different from the general public; skinny, slightly feminine—easily discriminated against and bullied; minority beliefs—practice in metaphysics; frailty—naturally sensual physique, easy to attract things.

But this kind of buff-stacked person is more embarrassing in the domestic environment.

Fortunately, the imperial capital is at least a very inclusive city. As a non-straight man, he didn’t face much discrimination in his life, but as an otaku who doesn’t like to go out to socialize, don’t go gay, and doesn’t play some blue software, he wants to talk Being in love is a bit difficult.

In the words of Mercury: Do you want to expand your circle?Otherwise, you are at home every day, are you waiting for love to enter and rob?
Chen Mu: ...

Chen Mu himself is a person who is a little afraid of love.But he is afraid, but yearns for it.

As a fortune teller, after seeing a lot, it is inevitable that I will be a little afraid of love.

Leaving aside, let’s take a recent client as an example.

That is Chen Mu's college classmate. From the perspective of customer privacy, let's call him Xiao A here.

All of Chen Mu's impressions of Little A are still in college.At that time, Little A was still an ordinary college boy, sunny and cheerful, who liked sports, and of course, like all straight men, he was carefree and informal.

As a crook and a fortune teller, Chen Mu's intuition for finding the same kind is very accurate, but his radar has never been on Little A's place.

After graduating for many years, Xiao A came to the door not long ago and asked Chen Mu for help in divination.

Different from fortune-telling by Chuma Xian, the premise of Tarot divination is that the more information the customer gives, the more accurate, and the more direct and specific the interpretation given by Tarot.If the customer asks for something vaguely, the fortune teller can only give a vague direction to explain.

After all, if you don't tell me the details, how do I know what the hidden meaning of this card is?

Little A is the most annoying client of this kind of tarot fortune teller.

After reminiscing about the past, when talking about divination, Xiao A said: "Emotional problems." Then he began to hesitate and evade.

If it were Wang Yudi, he would usually yell at people directly: If you are so afraid, I know, why don't you forget it, you can think about it yourself.

Chen Mu is relatively gentler and more gossiping.

He stretched out his hand to draw a card for himself, looked at it, and asked little A with a smile: "Did you cheat?"

Little A said "Fuck" and quickly denied: "I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

"Then tell me."

"Okay..." Little A stammered, "That's how it is..."

As a straight man, Little A has a girlfriend.

"My girlfriend has been with me for a long time..."

Chen Mu still remembers that the girlfriend he talked about in college was a school girl, she liked to go to the corners of the school with her friends to feed the cats, she was a very lively and lovely girl.

Thinking of this, Chen Mu drew another card and looked at it: Well, he wasn't talking about this school girl.

Then he drew another card: Oh, the school girl broke up after graduation, this is a colleague.

Little A continued to talk about her distress.

Xiao A has been dating his current girlfriend for more than two years, and their relationship is stable.The girlfriend is an ex-colleague. Because the office does not allow dating, the two had an ambiguous relationship in the previous company for a while, and the two finally got together after they switched jobs.Being able to be together for such a long time, there are no major conflicts at ordinary times, and it can be regarded as being in love with each other and matching in personality.

However, in the industry that Xiao A works in, it is very busy when it is idle, and it is really busy when it is busy.Sometimes two people are busy and out of sync, so it is inevitable to get together less and leave more.

Then, Little A met someone who made him tangled up, a... man.

Little A likes sports, and the two met in the archery club.

This man is an executive of Party A who Xiao A once worked with, and Xiao A only met him at a certain meeting, which can be regarded as a one-sided meeting.She never expected that this man would have an impression of her on such a simple and short-lived side.Little A was a little flattered for a while.

"You are good at archery, you are handsome." The man praised with a thumbs up.

"You're not too bad."

Little A really thinks the man is nice.After all, as an executive, he is more than ten years older than himself, but he is well-maintained, has a good image, has a fashionable hairstyle, is well-dressed, and has a well-proportioned figure and abs.As a middle-aged man, he has money, a career and ability, and he doesn't look greasy at all.

The two chatted happily for a while.

At that time, Little A didn’t understand that when two people who are quite different can chat happily, it’s not really a tacit understanding and hit-to-toe relationship. It’s more likely that the other party’s EQ and IQ are higher than yours, and they are just backward compatible with you. .

In short, the two went to have a meal together after archery, and the man drove him home after the meal in a very gracious manner.

Later, the two of them often made appointments to hang out together. The man always took good care of him, but he was not annoying.After getting acquainted, the man will give little A some advice on work and life, will help him like a good friend, will care about him, and will send some small gifts from time to time, all of which are slightly extravagant to little A but not It's not the kind that you can't afford and can't return gifts.

Although Xiao A is a straight man, he is not a piece of wood either.After a long time, I realized that this way of getting along was not quite right.But it was very strange, because the man's sense of proportion was well grasped, he didn't feel disgusted or disgusted, instead, he secretly liked his own charm.Coupled with the emotional value and real work and monetary benefits provided to the man, Xiao A pretended to be ignorant and continued to associate with the man.

Then, something went wrong.

It rained heavily that day, and Xiao A stayed at the man's house.

For the first time, he saw what a real mansion looked like.

The man showed him his everyday life.

A closet full of big-name clothes, custom-made suits, and leather shoes.

Those extravagant cufflinks and watches, just like ordinary hairpins and rubber bands, are stacked in rows in the drawer. It is not difficult to imagine that men usually take them casually before going out and don't care.

The man brought him something to drink.

He actually has a bar like a bar in his home.Those tens of thousands of famous wines are placed randomly, just a little pastime after dinner and before going to bed.

Maybe I drank too much, maybe the charm of money is too great.Anyway, something happened that night.

Men, lower body animals.

Once there is a second time.

Then, Little A got used to it.

"He really wanted to associate with me, and he didn't force me to change my sexual orientation to be with him. Just because he never forced me, I felt a little indebted to him."

"But my girlfriend is also very nice. We've been dating for so long, but now I find that I don't seem to be that straight. Although I didn't deliberately lie to her, if I really am not a straight man, it's not easy to delay her..."

Little A said distressedly.

Now that everything has been said, the question that Xiao A wants to ask is also very clear.

"I want to do some divination. Should I be with him and break up with my girlfriend? Or should I break up with him, get along with my girlfriend, and marry and have children like a normal person?"

Chen Mu was very glad that the two of them were connected online instead of meeting offline, otherwise he would definitely lose his expression management and show a very... expression.

God, what kind of peerless scumbag is this!
Chen Mu rolled his eyes unbearably, and warned himself: he is a classmate, he is a client, at least get rid of him today, it would be too embarrassing to block him on the spot.

If it weren't for the fortune teller to stand in an absolutely objective position, he would have wished to contact Xiao A's current girlfriend: "Sister, run!"
What right do you have to ruin our gay reputation here, you scumbag who is greedy for vanity and cheated and was taken care of by men? You also insinuated that we gays are not normal people? !
Did you suddenly become enlightened?
You are greedy for money!You are a bitch!

When I listened to my friend who is a fortune teller about this matter, I also showed a... expression.

So it is really not easy to be a divination and a psychological counselor.

By the way, divorce lawyers are not easy.

I just watched that live broadcast recently, and a man came to ask the lawyer, how can I get my ex-wife's house?
The lawyer's Sima face was full of question marks.

Really, sometimes a person is quite helpless when surfing the Internet...