Xuanmen little counselor only wants to complete the success KPI

"There are fourteen coffins in total, right?"

Jin Langlang said proudly to the camera.

Seeing the "wrong" and "wrong count" of the water friends on the barrage, Jin Langlang pretended to be unconvinced: "I counted in front of you during the live broadcast. There are a total of 78 households and a total of ten households. Four coffins."

Although Jin Langlang is only a small Internet celebrity anchor, he also knows the routines of live broadcasting very well.He devoted his time and thought to studying how the well-known outdoor anchors and Tanling anchors operate, and naturally he also has some small arrangements.The number of these coffins was a trick he used.

Unlike those big anchors, he hasn't made much money yet, so naturally he can't afford to hire actors and teams to make these behind-the-scenes arrangements.And he is not one of those really bold, brave and fearless anchors. The audience knows that every time Jin Langlang comes out, there are two people, except for himself and a photographer brother.The two of them are naturally much less enjoyable than those big anchors who go out alone.

So whole work is a small traffic trick that Jin Langlang often uses.

Jin Langlang's plan was very simple. When he came in the afternoon, he had already counted the number of houses and coffins in the entire player village.And he had dragged a coffin out and thrown it in a ditch not far away, which should be invisible from the live broadcast anyway.Then he took local materials, painted some cardboard boxes and foam, supported them with things, and put them there like a coffin.

When counting the coffins live for the first time, he counted the counterfeit and shoddy products together.But at the same time, he will simply pass by a few coffins without giving too many shots.In this way, if someone raises an argument that he counted wrong, he will count again.

At this time, his photographer would leave the team for a short while, and stomp down the fake coffin disguised with a cardboard shell.When counting in this way, the number of coffins will naturally decrease by one.

And this was Jin Langlang's first trick to brighten up the atmosphere tonight.

"Don't you believe me, I will never make a mistake in counting!"

Jin Langlang's face was full of anger, and he shouted: "If you don't believe me, let's count again together. Look, I said it was fourteen coffins, and it was fourteen coffins!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to grab the live broadcast device: "Wait a minute, I'll wipe the lens, and we'll start to act, this time I'll wipe it clean, and you all stare at it, there will be absolutely no mistakes. "

He took out a lens cleaning cloth and started to wipe it. Outside the lens, Jin Langlang pouted at the photographer Xiao Wu.Xiao Wu nodded and quickly disappeared into the night.

But in two or three minutes, Xiao Wu came back, and his complexion was a bit wrong.Jin Langlang asked with his eyes, but Xiao Wu hesitated to speak, but gestured twice anxiously, Jin Langlang didn't understand.

But there was no time to ask carefully. This was a live broadcast and not a recorded broadcast. As long as he interrupted the moment by wiping the camera, some viewers were already impatiently asking him if he was doing small tricks outside the venue.

"How is it possible? Who am I, Jin Langlang? It's not the first day you've watched my live broadcast. Besides, if I were the kind of anchor who hires actors and actresses to write scripts, I wouldn't tell you that I brought a photographer. I'm just one People, wherever I go, I am alone, isn’t it more effective?”

Jin Langlang chattered with the water friends happily.

"I'm not afraid to tell you the truth. I've been an outdoor anchor for a while, but I'm not specializing in ghost detection. I don't know much about it, and I don't know how to create this kind of program effect. I wish there was no program effect. , I’m more scared than you guys when I meet you, I’m taking my photographer here, we have a companion, I can still be bold.”

"If it weren't for your enthusiasm, give me three such comments, and I'll say what I said before, don't you have to keep your word? Otherwise, I won't be able to come today, and I'm afraid in the middle of the night... " Jin Langlang said miserably to the camera: "Really, brothers, sisters, family members, in order for everyone to enjoy watching, I, an outdoor anchor, was forced to transform into a soul hunter. Just pay attention, if you have a gift, swipe it..."

Friends in the water were moved by his sincere confession, and gifts rained down for a while.

"Thank you, thank you all, I will take everyone to count again. Although I am very grateful to everyone, I still have to emphasize that there is no possibility of my counting going wrong."

From the beginning of the village to the end of the village, if not every household has to go in and see, in fact, it will take half an hour.The last time Jin Langlang walked through it, he opened all the doors that could be opened, and it was even more convenient to count this time.

There are a total of 78 households and [-] coffins, exactly the same as the one he counted last time.

When Jin Langlang turned his head, he blocked the camera and glared at the photographer Xiao Wu. After all, he is not as good as a professional actor, and he can't do such a small thing well.

Xiao Wu gestured at him like killing a chicken and wiping his neck outside the camera, with an anxious expression on his face.

Jin Langlang managed his expression well and didn't reveal his secrets. He smiled at the camera and said, "Friends, look at it. I said I couldn't have counted it wrong. The number is absolutely correct. I put this lens first." Here, I’m going to go to the bathroom and solve some personal problems, and then later, we’ll implement the second-ranked comment.”

Specifically pointing the camera at a coffin, Jin Langlang affectionately greeted Xiao Wu to come with him for convenience.After walking far away from the camera, and making sure that the radio equipment could no longer record their voices, Jin Langlang's expression changed, and he cursed with a gloomy look: "What the hell can you do, just such a small thing, can't you do it well?"

Xiao Wu's face turned pale: "Brother Jin, I went, but I searched for a long time, and they were all real coffins! Where is the fake one we marked...Brother, this village is a bit evil, let's go Bar?"

"Let's go? After preparing for so many days, look at today's traffic, popularity, and the number of new fans. Are you willing to go? After passing this village, there will be no such store." Jin Langlang raised his pants and went to Spit on the ground: "Did you go to the wrong place because it was too dark and you were anxious and afraid?"

"No, we made several marks. The blue door, the window is broken, the house with a rocking chair in the main room, and a tree at the door. Brother Jin, you tied a cloth strip to the tree this afternoon. , I didn't make a mistake..." Under Jin Langlang's questioning, Xiao Wu, who was very sure at first, gradually became a little confused: "Is it true that I made a mistake?"

"You." Jin Langlang was annoyed: "I really can't do anything. Useless snacks. Later, when I become a big internet celebrity anchor, let's hire actors, you will be able to shoot honestly, I can't count on you Let's go, let's go back."

The two of them returned to the camera equipment together, Xiao Wu raised the equipment, and Jin Langlang smiled at the camera: "Family, let's continue... the second most popular, ask me..."

He was startled by the dense barrage: "Why are you so enthusiastic all of a sudden? Let me see, what are you talking about?"

Jin Langlang leaned closer to the screen, looked at the bullet screen carefully and read out word by word: "Stop shooting, look behind you, run... run? Run?!"

For content related to ghost detection, I don’t dare to leave it too late to find materials or write about it, hahaha... for fear of affecting my sleep.