Xuanmen little counselor only wants to complete the success KPI

Chapter 29
The group name of Xiao Yining's three girlfriends was recently changed from [drinking and eating meat] to [touching fish and dating].

It may be because everyone's work has not been saturated recently, and the chatting speed of this group has increased every day when it comes to work.The content of the chat ranged from what to eat at noon, to the mentally handicapped leaders, to current affairs news at home and abroad.

Of course, the most talked about is metaphysics.

Ning Ning hopes not to work overtime: By the way, my master said last time, Dami, you should also be the kind of genius who can see the picture and hear the sound in the future.

Youyou dreams of making a fortune: But that’s all in the distant future, this can’t change the fact that I’m a little deaf and blind now, QAQ.

Mumu has a cat: It's so annoying.I am the only one in the world who cannot see our lynx king.

Recently, Miyou has made new progress in acquiring the common sense of Chumaxian through daily unremitting efforts, but at the same time, there are also new stuck points.

To be an immortal, the most important thing is to be able to be a horse.In other words, the disciple must first be able to communicate with the immortal family, and then achieve the upper body of the immortal family, the unity of human and immortal, and the disciple can use the ability of the immortal family to see and hear what the immortal family sees and hears.

Miyou only felt Xianjia's upper body during the video connection with Daochang Xu, and realized the emotions Xianjia wanted to express.Since then, sometimes I can feel that the Xian family wants to communicate, but Miyou can't get it.

Miyou described the scene to her best friends:
Youyou dreams of making a fortune: I'm pretty useless, I just sit there and yawn crazily ten or twenty times until I cry.

Ning Ning hopes not to work overtime: yawning is equivalent to the old fairy calling you.

Youyou dreams of making a fortune: Then I called more than [-] times and I didn't pick up.

Mumu has a meow: die laughing.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

After all, they are close friends, and after laughing, Gong Jiamu still kindly comforted the crying Miyou.

Mumu has a cat: Maybe the mobile phone is not sensitive enough?You think about it, at least you didn't miss it.Didn't you pick up the phone very quickly in Litang before?Second upper body.

Youyou dreams of making a fortune: But I am also anxious to find the switch button.Worry about people.I always feel as if there is some barrier, and I can't make any effort in a hurry.

Mumu has a meow: You have succeeded before, which means you know the method, but you are just starting to practice and not yet proficient.Just take it slow.

Mumu has a cat: Think about me, sister!Ning Ning has already successfully connected to the Internet, and she can connect with anyone she wants.You are currently on a local area network, there are limitations, and the speed of the network is not enough, but you can connect.But what about me?I don't even have a router... I have no signal at all!
Gong Jiamu successfully comforted Miyou.This time it was Miyou's turn to laugh.After a few people joked for a while, Mi You remembered the business.

Youyou dreams of making a fortune: Speaking of which, I have recently started dreaming again.

Dreaming is a common way of communication among immortals.In addition to the fairy family's active dreaming, the disciples on the horse often also actively or passively obtain some information due to the increasing spiritual induction in their practice.

And Miyou's talent makes her spiritual perception more inclined to predict.

She has been dreaming almost every day recently.Miyou didn't take it seriously at first, until one day, when she was having dinner with her colleague A Zhai, she inadvertently mentioned: "I dreamed yesterday that you proposed to resign."

A Zhai was stunned: "I plan to mention it this Friday." She said.

As a person who once recommended Miyou to seek help in metaphysics, and is also Miyou's best friend in this company, although Azhai and Miyou are not in the same department, he still has a lot of respect for Miyou on the road of becoming a horse fairy. Learned something.

So she leaned over excitedly: "What are you dreaming about?" Those big blinking eyes were full of curiosity and excitement.

So Miyou roughly talked about the scene in the dream, and A Zhai nodded repeatedly: "That's right, that's how I planned it!"

From then on, Miyou began to face up to her dreams.

Maybe it's because I don't have enough ability, maybe it's because there are so many trivial things around me.Most of what Miyou dreams about is that colleague A quarreled with her boyfriend, colleague B made a mistake at work, friend C went on a trip with friend D...

Youyou dreams of making a fortune: Until yesterday, I dreamed that my cat was lost!I dreamed that as soon as I opened the door, DouDou rushed out!I searched for it all night in my dream!I'm dying of anxiety!Then I woke up today and kept thinking, I won't really lose the cat... I have to take care of the bag these days.

Xiao Yining was in a meeting at the time, and it took an hour or two to see the message Miyou posted in the group, and she hurriedly tapped on the keyboard.

Ning Ning hopes not to work overtime: @米米米米大米, the cat in the dream usually refers to the Huang family, did your Huang family fairy get lost?Go back and offer incense and ask!
After the Huang Shiba incident, Xiao Yining was extremely sensitive to the Huang family's disappearance. Mi You was shocked by her reminder. When she got off work at night, Mi You hurried home without changing her clothes. Immediately wash your hands and apply incense.

The incense was on, and the immortal mantra was recited. Mi You sat on the futon and yawned, but she still couldn't answer the phone call from Xian's family.But judging from the situation of the incense, the other incense sticks are still high, and the one from the Huang family is almost burnt out.

Come on, this is the Huang family's Diu Xian'er, that's right.

Miyou doesn't have this kind of experience, Xiao Yining is someone who can see and talk directly to the Xian family, and Miyou doesn't use her experience.At this time, according to the rules of Chumaxian, it is necessary to find the guide master to help solve it.

So Mi You opened Xu Daochang's WeChat account.

Grapefruit Pomelo: Master, master, help the world!
Daoist Xu, who was slowly making tea and enjoying a leisurely life in the Taoist temple, slowly raised a question mark.

Ji Ke:?
Miyou hurriedly said the matter.

If Disciple Ma is an app that needs to be connected to the Internet to use, and Xianjia is the Internet, then Miyou is now in a state where there is no network cable, the signal is not good, and she can't connect in a hurry.

Then Taoist Xu acts as a router.As soon as Daochang Xu joined in, the wifi was connected.

Miyou felt a dark place, like a dojo of unknown origin.There is not one Huang Xian'er trapped, but two.

Once you feel the situation, it's easy to solve it.

Xu Daochang taught Miyou to make a simple layout with yellow paper, candles, and red thread, read a few formulas, then wrapped the yellow paper with red thread, and lit it with incense.

Ji Ke: Feel it again, how about it?
Miyou: It should be done!I feel like I have a picture in my mind right now.

Miyou: Running Huang Daxian.jpg
Daoist Xu laughed.

Ji Ke: Then it should be fine.The method I taught you is a more ruthless method, which is equivalent to forcibly pulling back.When the fairy family is back, you are muttering about it while burning incense in front of the hall. The old fairy sitting in your house is not here yet, little fairies, don’t run around, if you get lost, what are you doing?Just practice hard at home.

Out of curiosity, Mi You asked Daoist Xu why he knew so many useful methods.

Xu Daochang sighed, and typed slowly to reply.

Ji Ke: In the first year of my career, there were many situations, so I have ways to deal with them.I could even write a book if I could.

Although he couldn't tell the tone of his typing, Miyou could read the embarrassment and vicissitudes of the past from between the lines.

Ji Ke: "One Hundred Things Immortals Don't Do".

(End of this chapter)