Xuanmen little counselor only wants to complete the success KPI

Chapter 5
Xiao Yining and Gong Jiamu were familiar with all kinds of past situations, and it also made Mi You angry from being distraught at the beginning to becoming accustomed to it now.

So now Xiao Yining and Gong Jiamu are more curious about eating melons than caring about their girlfriends.

Miyou rolled her eyes: "He's a scumbag."

Gong Jiamu gave a "cut" and said bluntly: "Which of your ex-boyfriends is not a scumbag."

Miyou was speechless, and after a moment of silence, she became annoyed: "Are you still listening?!"

"Listen, listen, tell me quickly." Xiao Yining raised his hand attentively and made a gesture of zipping his mouth.

This Mr. Chen, who just became his predecessor, was a very measured gentleman in the impression of Xiao Yining and Gong Jiamu. He followed Mi You gently but firmly for more than half a year, and finally confessed after picking Mi You to and from work for several nights in a row. , Miyou happily nodded on his co-pilot, and received a sweet long kiss.

Then the man very gentlemanly rejected the proposal to go upstairs and sit down, and gently said that it was too urgent just to get together.

He looked at Miyou very seriously: "I confess to you with the feeling that I want to walk with you in the future. We have a long time to come, and I don't want to seize the day. You worked hard today. I hope you are doing well." Rest, take a good night's sleep with the good mood tonight, and then tomorrow, how about I pick you up to eat at the restaurant your circle of friends said you want to go to?"

Mi You was so moved that she couldn't sleep that night, and she sent a voice message for a long time in the group of three girlfriends to show her affection to her two single girlfriends.

Gong Jiamu was deeply impressed by this, because thanks to Miyou's blessing, she was terribly late the next day.

Gong Jiamu: "How long has this Mr. Chen persisted?"

Xiao Yining thought about it for a while: "At most half a month."

The two of them turned their heads to look at Miyou, waiting for her to announce the correct answer.

The answer is, one day.

After the confession, Miyou got up early the next day after having a good night's sleep, freshened up, put on delicate makeup, and was ready for today's date.

Then Mi You was on the subway in the morning rush hour, and came across an anonymous post by the gentleman's ex-girlfriend—or ex-fiancee in a certain group.Those photos and all kinds of information with thin codes are obvious to the eyes of insiders.

The content of the post is too long so I won't go into details. In short, it's just a scumbag who spends his time in a big city, and his fiancée takes care of his parents in his hometown.In the end, the fiancée sweetly informed her of her pregnancy in exchange for the scumbag man's painful confession of "I and you are already in a relationship, I can't lie to you".

So what should have been a sweet lunch date turned into a tragic breakup scene.Miyou raised a question with a glimmer of hope, but unfortunately the other party was stiff and speechless.

Gong Jiamu: "Is he not as stubborn as a dead duck?"

Xiao Yining echoed: "Should you be able to quibble to some extent?"

Mi You: "In short, he expressed the harm I caused to him by not trusting him. Then I broke up with him."

Gong Jiamu sent a congratulatory message: "Good job! Don't eat his PUA!"

Xiao Yining gave a thumbs up: "That is to say, he is a stone hammer scumbag, and he can still explain flowers?"

Miyou flattened her mouth and collapsed next to Gong Jiamu, holding Xiao Yining's cat pudding.

Gong Jiamu's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he stretched out a hand cautiously.Seeing that the cat didn't move, Gong Jiamu kept the person motionless and only had the hand sticking out, and began to remotely rua the cat.

Pudding moved uneasily, but soon succumbed to Miyou's skillful cat-stroking skills, and lay still in her arms.

"Hey!" Gong Jiamu turned over happily, stretched out both hands and started to rua happily.

This is a rare cat that ran away without turning around after seeing Gong Jiamu.

Gong Jiamu didn't remember when it started, anyway, she was like this when she was very young, although it can't be said that cats dislike dogs, but the cats and dogs in the community never took the initiative to approach her and let her pet them.This makes Gong Jiamu, who has always liked furry, very puzzling.

"One thing to say, Mr. Chen broke the record, right? They broke up after being together for a day." Gong Jiamu made a comment while ruaing Maomao happily. "Chen should be recorded as a milestone in the gathering of Miyou's boyfriends."

Miyou was upset: "I just want to have a sweet relationship, why is it so difficult?"

Xiao Yining looked at the ceiling in confusion: "How many of these are there? Why are they all fine before, but every time we get together, all kinds of bugs will appear?"

"You don't need to ask, those fairies in her family did it." Huang Shiba sauntered out of nowhere, and said. "I saw one last time, and smelled the other ones. There must be someone from her ancestors who went out of the house. Why don't you ask her?"

Xiao Yining turned his head away, pretending he didn't hear or see, and didn't say a word.

"Just ask." Huang Shiba refused to let go: "Today, I see that none of her family has followed, do you want to follow or can't?"

Xiao Yining silently covered his face with a pillow, pretending to be dead.

Huang Shiba was so angry that he jumped, but the other two living people in the room couldn't see or hear it, and finally ran back to the hall angrily.

After a few minutes of silence in the room, Miyou said in a little confusion: "You guys, do I never meet a good guy who is not a scumbag? I have always been serious about dating, is it my fault? "

Gong Jiamu straightened up, and as soon as she sat up, Pudding shuddered quickly and jumped off Miyou's lap and ran away.

Gong Jiamu took it easy, ignored the cat that ran away, and said to Mi You: "Can you stop looking for reasons on yourself just because you met a scumbag? The scumbags are because of their own bad character, and you have nothing to do with them." What's the matter? Who hasn't encountered scum a few times in this life?"

Mi You said, "But they didn't just encounter scum, did they?"

Gong Jiamu choked up.

Xiao Yining came over: "Why don't I help you see when your fate will arrive? Maybe it's because the fate hasn't arrived? Or maybe it's a marriage or something. Shall I help you see?"

Miyou seemed to react suddenly: "Yeah, you can help me find out, if I'm destined to marry late, then I won't be in a hurry and take my time."

Xiao Yining immediately stretched out his hand: "Come on, tell me your horoscope, I'll pinch it for you first, and I'll burn incense and ask you later."

Miyou opened her mouth and said, "XX month in XX..."

"Wait." Gong Jiamu interrupted the two excited people: "Friends, look at me, look at your confused girlfriends." She stood up and looked at the two sisters suspiciously: "Are you, something? Haven't you told me yet?"

Ten minutes later, Gong Jiamu was very calm after listening to the whole story.

"Going out on a horse, fairy. You still do this?"

Miyou didn't understand.

Miyou was greatly shocked.

Miyou asked: "Why aren't you surprised at all?"

Gong Jiamu turned her head silently: "I'm not surprised that there are fairies out there. There are plenty of them at my house, but I think most of them are liars."

Miyou didn't understand.

Miyou made a questioning voice: "Why are the three of us from the Northeast, and I am the only one who doesn't know this? Am I a fake Northeast?"

"Let's just say, is there such a possibility..." Xiao Yining said cautiously: "Your parents started their business too early, and it was too early to take you out of the Northeast to start a business. You have no chance to come into contact with this kind of... cultural soil ?”

Gong Jiamu raised his eyebrows and made a translation: "What she means is that your parents gained money and lost the opportunity of feudal superstition."

"How can this be a feudal superstition? This is metaphysics!" Mi You turned around.

Gong Jiamu scratched his head: "I maintain a reasonable skeptical attitude. I have never met it before, so how do I know. And what you said may be related to the magnetic field. Can it be explained by science in the future?"

Gong Jiamu maintains a middle-of-the-road attitude towards his best friend's side job, respecting and understanding.As a family born in the Xing'an Mountains in Northeast China, Gong Jiamu respects and awes nature and all things, and has the feeling of "I don't know if I can do it if I haven't encountered it" for any unknown or unexplainable things. Head iron feelings.

Miyou wanted to explain it to Gong Jiamu, but Xiao Yining was more indifferent: "I don't have anything to ask, I want to ask. Believe it or not. It's good to believe in yourself and science."

Miyou hates iron but steel: "How can you be a good CEO with this kind of mentality? Are your KPIs too old to be completed!"

Xiao Yining defended: "We are cultivating. Helping people eliminate disasters and difficulties is to cultivate merit. You can't force your head without drinking water. Some people have different choices."

"Also, for some people, I feel that what they need is not a fairy family to guide them, they need a psychiatrist more. Talk to me all night, if you can't think about it, you can't see it through, and it's useless if others say it." Xiao Yi Ning complained.

Xu Shi chatted too much about scumbags. After eleven o'clock at night, Xiao Yining's sideline WeChat received a guest.The owner is a regular customer who comes several times a year.

"Looking for you every year? Where does she get so many things to ask for?" Mi You was curious.

"It's not asking for work, usually it's about breaking the Tai Sui year, or replenishing the treasury on September [-] to open up a source of income or something."

As soon as they heard about money, the eyes of Mi You and Gong Jiamu, who were dedicated to making money, lit up: "What is a treasury?"

Xiao Yining scratched his head, and thought of an easy-to-understand way to explain: "You both play the game, right? Replenishing the treasury is equivalent to a blue buff. If you don't go out to fight, it's useless. If you go to fight, It will get you twice the result with half the effort.”

She shrugged: "Actually, many metaphysical things are like this. There are very few things that can turn the world around and help you achieve something out of thin air. If there are any, no one will do it for you. It consumes a lot of money, loses merit, and repays karma. What can be done is generally this kind of boost, plus luck and other buffs. You do it yourself, but I will give you a push in the direction of luck and success."

Gong Jiamu nodded: "Actually, it's enough. The worst thing about many people and things is pushing. If you really don't do anything, it's useless for you to help him."

Mi You also agrees: "That is to say, it doesn't matter if that kind of person comes to beg, why bother?"

Xiao Yining nodded happily: "How else can the three of us be best friends? The three views are so consistent! Unlike some people who like to go astray."

Gong Jiamu complained: "Ah, yes, yes, the three of us are all materialists."

"Hahahaha, materialism dialectically looks at metaphysics." Mi You smiled and collapsed on the sofa.

(End of this chapter)