Xuanmen little counselor only wants to complete the success KPI
Chapter 8 Big Cat 1
Chapter 8 Big Cat One
Later, due to a job transfer, He Jiayin switched careers to self-media, and the new job location was too far away.Gong Jiamu moved to a new house.This time it is a large room, friendly to people who live alone.
The decoration of the new house is good. It is the first time for the landlord to rent out after the decoration. The whole house is spacious and beautiful. There is a big bathtub in the bathroom, which is brand new.
In order to listen to music while soaking in the bath, Gong Jiamu bought a bluetooth speaker.
For the first three days, she was cautious, but all was well.So Gong Jiamu relaxed his vigilance.Then at two o'clock in the morning one day, when Gong Jiamu just turned off his phone and was about to go to bed, he was caught off guard——
"Everyone, it's brave..." The speaker independently ordered the song "The Lonely Brave" for Gong Jiamu who was about to fall asleep.
Gong Jiamu rolled his eyes while lying on the bed.
"Xiaodu Xiaodu, close."
In the dark, Xiaodu rebelliously misinterpreted this sentence, not only did not close it, but started cutting songs.
Gong Jiamu raised the volume: "Xiaodu Xiaodu, shut down."
Xiaodu made a series of loud song-cutting button sounds.
Meow.Gong Jiamu had no choice but to get up and drag his slippers to forcefully cut off the power.
Fortunately, this Xiaodu classmate has not passed the return period, so Gong Jiamu decisively returned the product for a refund, and re-ordered the competing product Xiaoai classmate from the next door.
Xiao Ai is a girl with a sweet voice, and it is said that she likes chatting with people very much.During the month when Xiao Ai was at home, there was no such strange behavior of singing, but she often responded suddenly when Gong Jiamu turned on the TV or made a phone call: "Hey, I'm here."
"Maybe it's cheaper to buy, and the lowest-end Xiaoai is prone to this kind of audio misreading." Gong Jiamu's technical male colleague analyzed it this way.
So after clarifying the needs and carefully screening, Gong Jiamu bought a new relatively high-end Bluetooth speaker that costs hundreds of dollars-an upgraded version of Xiao Ai.
However, eggs.The upgraded version of Xiao Ai has clear sound quality and excellent sound effects, even at night.
Tired Gong Jiamu was tired of saying these two words.
Which idiot in this building has been connecting to other people's bluetooth speakers?I wish him only seasoning packets when he goes to the toilet!
Gong Jiamu thought angrily.
She started to turn off the Bluetooth function by clicking on the mobile phone management app when she was not using the speaker to prevent accidental connection.However, her little love didn't know if it was because it was too high-end. One day, one month after buying it, Gong Jiamu came home from get off work, and when she walked to the door, she heard her little love having a carnival at home alone.
Gong Jiamu angrily took out the key to open the door, went straight into the room, unplugged Xiao Ai who was singing "rolling in the deep" hoarsely, and threw the wire into the In the corner of the cabinet, and announced goodbye to the not-so-intelligent smart home appliances such as Bluetooth speakers.
That night, Gong Jiamu posted a circle of friends, vowing to say: "Farewell to Bluetooth speakers, I probably don't fit in with this kind of thing."
Miyou, who has already stepped into the world of metaphysics, pondered for a while, and asked her: "Have you ever thought that you will have problems with your Bluetooth speakers, and is there any other possibility?"
Gong Jiamu looked puzzled: "The method of use is wrong?"
Miyou: "Ah, no, it's that kind of thing."
Gong Jiamu: "What other aspects can there be? Isn't this a technical problem that often occurs in Bluetooth appliances?"
Apparently, despite having four different Bluetooth speakers and nearly ten similar situations within a year, Gong Jiamu, the head iron girl, never thought about it in any unscientific direction.The most unscientific judgment she made was that she was probably not born to use things like bluetooth speakers.So the advanced version of Xiao Ai was laid off after only using it for a little over a month, and was forced to eat ashes in the cabinet.
"Anyway, you just stuff the talisman I gave you into the pillowcase, and don't touch it or get it in the water." Xiao Yining ordered, and asked again worriedly: "Your ancestors really didn't have incense. Root, right? The talisman I gave you is powerful, not to mention that it can’t get close to you if it’s messy, even if there are family immortals in your ancestors, they can’t touch you.”
Gong Jiamu was very sure: "No really. If there is, how can I not know about it? I have even heard of such things as raising a fairy. If there is one in my family, I will definitely know."
Xiao Yining was relieved: "That's good, just be careful not to touch the talisman when you are a aunt. It's okay to change the pillowcase or something. Don't be curious and take it apart, get some pillow incense ash."
Gong Jiamu responded: "Oh, you think I'm a husky, so don't tear it down."
Xiao Yining hehe: "If I didn't tell you what's inside, you must be curious to open it. I don't know you yet."
Miyou suggested: "Since you have taken the amulet from Ningning, why don't you try using the Bluetooth speaker again?"
Gong Jiamu was vigilant: "What are you going to do? No way! Stop thinking! Don't think about it! I will backlash against the bluetooth speaker. If you don't use it, don't use it! Are you either? Ninety-nine percent new, you want me to give it to you at the next party Bring it here."
Miyou shook her head: "No, no. I have them at home."
Early the next morning, the talisman Xiao Yining sent over arrived.It was packed in a small red package, and when the red package was opened, it was a charm folded into a triangle, and it was covered with a waterproof soft plastic shell.
"The red envelope I specially picked looks good, right?" Xiao Yining showed off on WeChat.
"Cute!" Gong Jiamu stuffed the talisman into the pillowcase and sent her a thumbs up emoji.
Gong Jiamu, who maintains respect for metaphysics but has no interest in the role of talismans, has not felt it for the time being, but her best friend's intentions make her quite happy.Whether it's Xiao Yining's concern or Miyou's love.Thinking of this, she stuffed the small cake fed by Miyou into her mouth in one gulp.
Hey, it smells so good.
After working overtime for a few days, Xiao Yining returned home dizzy, so tired that he didn't even have the energy to eat, so he slumped on the sofa.
As soon as he entered the door, a Fox Fairy covered in orange, with a fluffy ball like a big orange at the tip of his tail, nimbly jumped onto the TV cabinet opposite the sofa.This is Hu Xiaoju, the younger sister of the Hu family who is currently in Tangxian's home, and she is also a messenger.Ever since Huang Shiba and Xiao Yining got angry on the last night of girlfriends, there was no one in sight for a few days, as if a strike had been announced.In the past few days, Hu Xiaoju has been on duty.
Hu Xiaoju's style is completely different from the rambunctious Huang Shiba. While gracefully raising a paw to signal Xiao Yining to look over, she speaks slowly and softly, and the words she speaks are completely different from her tone. : "It's not good, Ningning, the pudding and milk tea have been beaten."
"Ah?" Hearing that the beloved cat and dog had been beaten, Xiao Yining sat up in a jerk, only to realize that when she came back from get off work today, neither the clingy golden gradient fat cat pudding nor the West Highland terrier milk tea came up to greet her .
"Pudding? Milk tea?" She called the cats and dogs by their names and got up to look for them. In the kennel, she saw two of them hugging each other to keep warm.
Seeing the owner shouting, Pudding meowed, looking weak and pitiful.Although the milk tea is called milk tea, it is obviously not as good as pudding in the tea dish. Seeing the owner, the milk tea immediately becomes excited and lively, and there is no trace of being beaten.
"What's going on?" Xiao Yining turned to ask Hu Xiaoju while reaching out to comfort the cat and dog.
Hu Xiaoju still spoke in a gentle manner: "You are not at home today, and a foreign fairy family broke in. He didn't say hello to the fairy family in the hall, but he didn't break any rules. It seems that there is a purpose. Enter the door I went straight to the two cats and dogs, beat them up and left."
Xiao Yining was speechless: "Then you didn't stop me?"
Hu Xiaoju explained: "You know, ordinary cats and dogs don't come close to Tang Zi's location, and the fairy family went straight to cats and dogs, but we didn't pay attention. Besides, it came and went quickly, with a clear purpose, and it would never be You came here for no reason? Why don't you go to the incense to see what's going on."
Xiao Yining was stunned: "What kind of fairy house? You only came here to beat up pudding and milk tea?"
Hu Xiaoju nodded: "It must be. It didn't notice that there was a fairy in our hall looking at it, and it didn't say hello. It was very focused on beating." It sat up straight and folded its two front paws gracefully. Thinking about it seriously, he said: "Tao Xing looks quite tall, and if we don't want to show up, we can't see our real body. But judging by the way it beats cats and dogs, that set of boxing skills should be a feline Sanxian."
Is it meow fist?
Xiao Yining was speechless.
"But where can pudding and milk tea provoke the fairy family? Pudding is a cat, and it doesn't go out. Could milk tea be something that happened when I was walking the dog and I didn't notice?"
Hu Xiaoju didn't answer, she tilted her head to look at Xiao Yining, an orange fox face clearly said: Ask yourself.
I checked the time, it was still early.Xiao Yining didn't hesitate too much, he simply tidied up and began offering incense to immortals.Because it wasn't a big deal, the Xian family on duty didn't come down, but just showed her the situation.
Xiao Yining vaguely perceived the scene at that time——
A ball of yellow and black hairball-shaped light and shadow roared from the window. It was not hostile, but it had no intention of saying hello or showing up at all. It didn't even look at the entrance of the hall, and went straight to the direction of the cat climbing frame. Jump over.Pudding was snoring on the climbing frame, not aware of the danger at all.
The light and shadow seemed to be as big as two puddings, and they rushed forward and pressed the puddings under their paws, with a meowing fist.
Pudding was stunned by the beating. He let out a scream and tried to fight back, but he just woke up and his fat body was not flexible enough.In an instant, he froze down, drooped his ears and tail, and fled like a mouse.
Hearing Pudding's cry, the silly milk tea rushed over, and was beaten up by the unexpected visitor who had just beaten the cat.
After tidying up the two cats and dogs, the light and shadow paused for a while, as if thinking.Seeing the cowardly look of pudding milk tea, it wandered back and forth, and finally walked away from the window just like when it came.Before leaving, he didn't forget to slap Pudding twice, making Pudding's golden hair messy.
(End of this chapter)
Later, due to a job transfer, He Jiayin switched careers to self-media, and the new job location was too far away.Gong Jiamu moved to a new house.This time it is a large room, friendly to people who live alone.
The decoration of the new house is good. It is the first time for the landlord to rent out after the decoration. The whole house is spacious and beautiful. There is a big bathtub in the bathroom, which is brand new.
In order to listen to music while soaking in the bath, Gong Jiamu bought a bluetooth speaker.
For the first three days, she was cautious, but all was well.So Gong Jiamu relaxed his vigilance.Then at two o'clock in the morning one day, when Gong Jiamu just turned off his phone and was about to go to bed, he was caught off guard——
"Everyone, it's brave..." The speaker independently ordered the song "The Lonely Brave" for Gong Jiamu who was about to fall asleep.
Gong Jiamu rolled his eyes while lying on the bed.
"Xiaodu Xiaodu, close."
In the dark, Xiaodu rebelliously misinterpreted this sentence, not only did not close it, but started cutting songs.
Gong Jiamu raised the volume: "Xiaodu Xiaodu, shut down."
Xiaodu made a series of loud song-cutting button sounds.
Meow.Gong Jiamu had no choice but to get up and drag his slippers to forcefully cut off the power.
Fortunately, this Xiaodu classmate has not passed the return period, so Gong Jiamu decisively returned the product for a refund, and re-ordered the competing product Xiaoai classmate from the next door.
Xiao Ai is a girl with a sweet voice, and it is said that she likes chatting with people very much.During the month when Xiao Ai was at home, there was no such strange behavior of singing, but she often responded suddenly when Gong Jiamu turned on the TV or made a phone call: "Hey, I'm here."
"Maybe it's cheaper to buy, and the lowest-end Xiaoai is prone to this kind of audio misreading." Gong Jiamu's technical male colleague analyzed it this way.
So after clarifying the needs and carefully screening, Gong Jiamu bought a new relatively high-end Bluetooth speaker that costs hundreds of dollars-an upgraded version of Xiao Ai.
However, eggs.The upgraded version of Xiao Ai has clear sound quality and excellent sound effects, even at night.
Tired Gong Jiamu was tired of saying these two words.
Which idiot in this building has been connecting to other people's bluetooth speakers?I wish him only seasoning packets when he goes to the toilet!
Gong Jiamu thought angrily.
She started to turn off the Bluetooth function by clicking on the mobile phone management app when she was not using the speaker to prevent accidental connection.However, her little love didn't know if it was because it was too high-end. One day, one month after buying it, Gong Jiamu came home from get off work, and when she walked to the door, she heard her little love having a carnival at home alone.
Gong Jiamu angrily took out the key to open the door, went straight into the room, unplugged Xiao Ai who was singing "rolling in the deep" hoarsely, and threw the wire into the In the corner of the cabinet, and announced goodbye to the not-so-intelligent smart home appliances such as Bluetooth speakers.
That night, Gong Jiamu posted a circle of friends, vowing to say: "Farewell to Bluetooth speakers, I probably don't fit in with this kind of thing."
Miyou, who has already stepped into the world of metaphysics, pondered for a while, and asked her: "Have you ever thought that you will have problems with your Bluetooth speakers, and is there any other possibility?"
Gong Jiamu looked puzzled: "The method of use is wrong?"
Miyou: "Ah, no, it's that kind of thing."
Gong Jiamu: "What other aspects can there be? Isn't this a technical problem that often occurs in Bluetooth appliances?"
Apparently, despite having four different Bluetooth speakers and nearly ten similar situations within a year, Gong Jiamu, the head iron girl, never thought about it in any unscientific direction.The most unscientific judgment she made was that she was probably not born to use things like bluetooth speakers.So the advanced version of Xiao Ai was laid off after only using it for a little over a month, and was forced to eat ashes in the cabinet.
"Anyway, you just stuff the talisman I gave you into the pillowcase, and don't touch it or get it in the water." Xiao Yining ordered, and asked again worriedly: "Your ancestors really didn't have incense. Root, right? The talisman I gave you is powerful, not to mention that it can’t get close to you if it’s messy, even if there are family immortals in your ancestors, they can’t touch you.”
Gong Jiamu was very sure: "No really. If there is, how can I not know about it? I have even heard of such things as raising a fairy. If there is one in my family, I will definitely know."
Xiao Yining was relieved: "That's good, just be careful not to touch the talisman when you are a aunt. It's okay to change the pillowcase or something. Don't be curious and take it apart, get some pillow incense ash."
Gong Jiamu responded: "Oh, you think I'm a husky, so don't tear it down."
Xiao Yining hehe: "If I didn't tell you what's inside, you must be curious to open it. I don't know you yet."
Miyou suggested: "Since you have taken the amulet from Ningning, why don't you try using the Bluetooth speaker again?"
Gong Jiamu was vigilant: "What are you going to do? No way! Stop thinking! Don't think about it! I will backlash against the bluetooth speaker. If you don't use it, don't use it! Are you either? Ninety-nine percent new, you want me to give it to you at the next party Bring it here."
Miyou shook her head: "No, no. I have them at home."
Early the next morning, the talisman Xiao Yining sent over arrived.It was packed in a small red package, and when the red package was opened, it was a charm folded into a triangle, and it was covered with a waterproof soft plastic shell.
"The red envelope I specially picked looks good, right?" Xiao Yining showed off on WeChat.
"Cute!" Gong Jiamu stuffed the talisman into the pillowcase and sent her a thumbs up emoji.
Gong Jiamu, who maintains respect for metaphysics but has no interest in the role of talismans, has not felt it for the time being, but her best friend's intentions make her quite happy.Whether it's Xiao Yining's concern or Miyou's love.Thinking of this, she stuffed the small cake fed by Miyou into her mouth in one gulp.
Hey, it smells so good.
After working overtime for a few days, Xiao Yining returned home dizzy, so tired that he didn't even have the energy to eat, so he slumped on the sofa.
As soon as he entered the door, a Fox Fairy covered in orange, with a fluffy ball like a big orange at the tip of his tail, nimbly jumped onto the TV cabinet opposite the sofa.This is Hu Xiaoju, the younger sister of the Hu family who is currently in Tangxian's home, and she is also a messenger.Ever since Huang Shiba and Xiao Yining got angry on the last night of girlfriends, there was no one in sight for a few days, as if a strike had been announced.In the past few days, Hu Xiaoju has been on duty.
Hu Xiaoju's style is completely different from the rambunctious Huang Shiba. While gracefully raising a paw to signal Xiao Yining to look over, she speaks slowly and softly, and the words she speaks are completely different from her tone. : "It's not good, Ningning, the pudding and milk tea have been beaten."
"Ah?" Hearing that the beloved cat and dog had been beaten, Xiao Yining sat up in a jerk, only to realize that when she came back from get off work today, neither the clingy golden gradient fat cat pudding nor the West Highland terrier milk tea came up to greet her .
"Pudding? Milk tea?" She called the cats and dogs by their names and got up to look for them. In the kennel, she saw two of them hugging each other to keep warm.
Seeing the owner shouting, Pudding meowed, looking weak and pitiful.Although the milk tea is called milk tea, it is obviously not as good as pudding in the tea dish. Seeing the owner, the milk tea immediately becomes excited and lively, and there is no trace of being beaten.
"What's going on?" Xiao Yining turned to ask Hu Xiaoju while reaching out to comfort the cat and dog.
Hu Xiaoju still spoke in a gentle manner: "You are not at home today, and a foreign fairy family broke in. He didn't say hello to the fairy family in the hall, but he didn't break any rules. It seems that there is a purpose. Enter the door I went straight to the two cats and dogs, beat them up and left."
Xiao Yining was speechless: "Then you didn't stop me?"
Hu Xiaoju explained: "You know, ordinary cats and dogs don't come close to Tang Zi's location, and the fairy family went straight to cats and dogs, but we didn't pay attention. Besides, it came and went quickly, with a clear purpose, and it would never be You came here for no reason? Why don't you go to the incense to see what's going on."
Xiao Yining was stunned: "What kind of fairy house? You only came here to beat up pudding and milk tea?"
Hu Xiaoju nodded: "It must be. It didn't notice that there was a fairy in our hall looking at it, and it didn't say hello. It was very focused on beating." It sat up straight and folded its two front paws gracefully. Thinking about it seriously, he said: "Tao Xing looks quite tall, and if we don't want to show up, we can't see our real body. But judging by the way it beats cats and dogs, that set of boxing skills should be a feline Sanxian."
Is it meow fist?
Xiao Yining was speechless.
"But where can pudding and milk tea provoke the fairy family? Pudding is a cat, and it doesn't go out. Could milk tea be something that happened when I was walking the dog and I didn't notice?"
Hu Xiaoju didn't answer, she tilted her head to look at Xiao Yining, an orange fox face clearly said: Ask yourself.
I checked the time, it was still early.Xiao Yining didn't hesitate too much, he simply tidied up and began offering incense to immortals.Because it wasn't a big deal, the Xian family on duty didn't come down, but just showed her the situation.
Xiao Yining vaguely perceived the scene at that time——
A ball of yellow and black hairball-shaped light and shadow roared from the window. It was not hostile, but it had no intention of saying hello or showing up at all. It didn't even look at the entrance of the hall, and went straight to the direction of the cat climbing frame. Jump over.Pudding was snoring on the climbing frame, not aware of the danger at all.
The light and shadow seemed to be as big as two puddings, and they rushed forward and pressed the puddings under their paws, with a meowing fist.
Pudding was stunned by the beating. He let out a scream and tried to fight back, but he just woke up and his fat body was not flexible enough.In an instant, he froze down, drooped his ears and tail, and fled like a mouse.
Hearing Pudding's cry, the silly milk tea rushed over, and was beaten up by the unexpected visitor who had just beaten the cat.
After tidying up the two cats and dogs, the light and shadow paused for a while, as if thinking.Seeing the cowardly look of pudding milk tea, it wandered back and forth, and finally walked away from the window just like when it came.Before leaving, he didn't forget to slap Pudding twice, making Pudding's golden hair messy.
(End of this chapter)
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