Xuanmen little counselor only wants to complete the success KPI

Chapter 91
The absurdity of this incident has reached the point where even a complete outsider like Gong Jiamu finds it outrageous.And there are countless mistakes and omissions.

First of all, in general, the number of offerings is the same as the number of incense sticks, and it needs to be an odd number.

On weekdays, when Xiao Yining and Miyou are at home, they have meat and two fruits, plus tobacco and wine, a total of five items. Clear water and incense are daily offerings, not included in the offerings.If there is a large or full offering, it will increase to seven or nine offerings.I have never heard of asking immortals to ask gods to put four or eight pieces. This is not a normal gift-giving exchange, and odd numbers are not good-looking and unlucky.

Furthermore, the time to invite immortals is completely wrong.

What kind of serious fairy would invite you in the middle of the night?If it is said that it is more or less reliable to catch up with the sun at dawn, this is why many people like to grab the first fragrance.Can you invite immortals in the middle of the night?I'm not afraid to invite a passerby who doesn't know what to do.

Others don't know, but Xiao Yining, who is timid and afraid of ghosts, never dares to offer incense after eleven o'clock at night, for fear of accidentally offending something.Even if I have the ability to fight, I still have to be frightened, why bother?
What's more, the Taishang Laojun is an immortal from the upper reaches. He is an immortal with a god position and ranking in the eight scriptures, and many Taoist temples have enshrinements.How could he be summoned by a newcomer so casually?

Moreover, the most important point is that Shang Fangxian does not know how to upper body, only those ordinary folk spirits and spirits can.Shang Fangxian is a righteous god, how can the body of an ordinary person bear it?If Shang Fangxian violated the rules and got on his body, it is estimated that this person would be finished after he left.

I haven't seen it even in the American TV show Evil Force, where an angel descends using a qualified person as a container, and when the angel leaves, the person in the container will instantly turn into ashes, and even the soul will be burned by the power of the angel.

It can be seen that this is the case both at home and abroad.

I don't know the origin of the person An Mo invited, but he is very courageous. After enjoying the offerings, he dared to pretend to be the Supreme Lord.

"Then she draws a talisman with the help of this person, will there be any troubles?" Mi You asked thinking.

Xiao Yining wanted to sigh again: "Who knows? Originally, it is okay to exchange offerings for helping to draw amulets. If the other party agrees, it will be considered a deal. I'm afraid that she will think that the one is really the Supreme Lord, and then ask What, then even if there is a causal intersection, if that person is more capable and helps her do what she asks for, I'm afraid it will not be so easy to send away, and he will come to her later to ask for a debt."

"This is a personal problem. She did it herself. Although there are elements of being cheated and fooled, I don't believe that she didn't feel wrong at all. It's just that she underestimated the price and was greedy and wanted to take a shortcut." Gong Jiamu commented.

Gong Jiamu's character has always been straightforward, and he thinks that good words are hard to persuade the damn ghost.She felt that since Xiao Yining had already reminded An Mo that it might be wrong to ask her to find a serious Taoist teacher, since An Mo didn't take it seriously, it was her own problem.

Thinking about it this way, Gong Jiamu didn't want Xiao Yining, a best friend who was kind enough to be too soft-hearted at times, to worry about unworthy people and things, so she changed the subject and asked: "Ning Ning, tell me, Shang Fangxian is real. Can't get up at all? I remember Mao Shan and the like, don't they still have magic tricks?"

Miyou's eyes lit up: "God fight? Is it like the Boxers back then?"

Xiao Yining scratched his head: "A lot of folk gods are fake, right? Knowing martial arts or something, pretending to be a ghost. But I heard that the real orthodox magic skills almost all use a little bit of that god's power, which also belongs to It’s a way to borrow strength. I heard that gods who have cultivated to the highest level have the opportunity to invite the true god to come down.”

Gong Jiamu thought about it: "If I can really invite the true god to come down, either I have a very advanced cultivation base, I am very powerful, and I can bear it, or it is like in the novel, all kinds of national hatred and family hatred, explosive revenge, and then karma The kind that you know."

Following her train of thought, Mi You also thought of it: "It's like that, that, that, what's it called, the kind of martial arts that can multiply the power many times, and then you will die or be abolished when you run out of it." Yes."

"Heavenly Demon Disintegrate Dafa!" Xiao Yining thought of it and added for her.

Mi You nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, this is it!"

The thoughts of several people quickly turned to other matters, and they tacitly stopped discussing about An Mo.

Some people just drift away, let alone just a pilgrim who just met by chance?There is always a need for fate to get along with each other.

The three views of Xiao Yining and An Mo are not very suitable, obviously there is no fate.But she was destined to be with another pilgrim.It was a female boss who opened a beauty salon by herself. She was in her thirties and less than 40 years old. She was well-maintained and very beautiful.From time to time, Xiao Yining would go to her shop for skin care and manicure, and he became acquainted with her after coming and going. Xiao Yining called her Sister Bai.

Sister Bai is a businessman, and it is a must in the shop to enshrine Guan Gong.

As the god of wealth and wealth, Guan Gong is the first choice for many businessmen to enshrine.Of course, some people don't know this, and even joked that they opened a shop for Guan Gong, because Guan Erye has the Qinglong Yanyue knife, which can help the boss kill customers with a big knife.actually not.The god of wealth and wealth, Guandi Shengjun, is not only the god of wealth, but also guaranteed by force, and can gather wealth and town houses.Moreover, whether it is an image in history or a rumor in mythology, Er Ye is known for his faith, and it is the best choice for honest businessmen to enshrine.

But Sister Bai has two shrines in her store.

One is condescending and facing outward, it is Guan Erye, the god of wealth and wealth.

The other one is in the back room, in the cabinet, and I usually don't open it very often. Sister Bai secretly showed Xiao Yining after she knew about Xiao Yining's side job.

It was a shrine dedicated to Hu Xian.

That's right, Sister Bai secretly enshrined Hu Xian in her shop.

Sister Bai didn't have fragrant roots in her ancestors. Apart from her, other elders and peers in the family didn't know much about it.But Sister Bai had inexplicably become attached to Hu Xian many years ago.

"I remember really, I just went on a trip with my friends, went up a mountain, and when I came back, I started dreaming at night, it was all about foxes." Sister Bai mentioned this very nostalgic.

The first time she had a dream, Sister Bai didn't take it seriously.After several times in a row, she realized that she might have encountered some unscientific things.

Few people who do business are not superstitious.Even if they are dubious, most of them will choose to believe it. Who doesn't want to have a prosperous business and turn bad luck into good fortune?
So when she realized that she had met Hu Xian, Sister Bai was not too nervous.She looked up the information, and asked someone to ask again. She felt that there was no major problem, so she kept the habit of chatting and communicating with Hu Xian in her dreams every now and then.

Sister Bai is mainly engaged in women's business, and what she listens to every day is beauty care, marriage and family matters, and it may be because of this that she and Hu Xian get along happily and are very speculative.After a long time, she set up small shrines in the store and at home according to what Hu Xian said, and began to worship the family Hu Xian.

　I don’t know why yesterday’s chapter was banned when it was posted, and then it was unexplained after a while.I have been researching for a long time, what kind of blocking words did I come across?unsuccessful.

　　confused.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)