Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 1 Funeral one-stop understanding?
"There is a lot of rain during the Qingming Festival, and Liuli funerals go to the grave instead."

"Our motto is: die happily, live happily."

"Organization of relics, encoffining and funeral, water and land dojo, Fengshui cemetery.

Crying and mourning on behalf of the spirit.

Cremation, burial, balloon burial, diamond burial..."

"Only you can't think of it, but we can't do it."

"Don't miss it when you pass by, Magic City Liuli Funeral Dragon will serve you wholeheartedly."

……

Magic City.

A two-story building surrounded by tall buildings.

Liu Li finished reading the advertisement of "Magic City Liuli Funeral One Dragon" emotionally, looked up to the opposite side, and asked, "Do you remember?"

On the opposite side, four part-time secretaries lined up, nodding in unison.

"Then everyone record a video and post it on various platforms, let's go."

Liu Li threw off her high heels, curled up and nestled into the boss chair, moved into a comfortable position, and was about to start swiping her phone.

"Okay, boss."

"Simple, no problem, Sister Liuli, look at it."

The little secretaries responded in a hurry, and the birds and beasts scattered back to their seats, holding their throats and starting to record the video.

Soon, each video was uploaded to the "Madu Liuli Funeral One-stop" account on all video platforms on the entire network.

Liu Li has quite a lot of accounts, covering the entire network.

Occasionally start a live broadcast and record a video.

The number of fans and advertising effect are almost equal to nothing.

There are a total of [-] fans on all platforms on the entire network, and they all come for her beauty, commenting on Yishui's "Miss Liuli, I want to bury you in your heart"...

"Hmph, it must be that Miss Ben's looks are too amazing, which affects the effectiveness of the advertisement."

Liu Li comforted herself, looking forward to whether the advertising videos of the little secretaries could bring customers.

Waiting online, very anxious.

From the first day Liu Li traveled to this parallel world, she was in a hurry.

After transmigrating, she found that she had inherited a small building in Shanghai.

I have a building in Shanghai, can you believe it?

Surprise followed by fright. This small building is a funeral shop, which specializes in serving the dead and doing funeral business.

The point is,
Liu Li soon discovered that there was a system attached to this building: the funeral system.

The first funeral business must be completed within a month before the building can continue to exist.

If the funeral business does well, the building will continue to grow.

For example, it grows into a high-rise building with various supporting facilities and various functions.

I have a "tall" building in Shanghai, can you believe it?
Liu Li decisively began to advertise on the Internet.

Videos are also recorded, and live broadcasts are also available.

I feel itchy when I see a place where I can comment, and I feel uncomfortable if I don't comment on the "Madu Liuli Funeral One-stop Welcome".

For the dream of "I have a building in Shanghai", it is not shabby.

Sitting on the boss's chair, Liu Li watched the video uploaded by the little secretaries just now. Liu Li was pleasantly surprised to see that there were comments immediately.

Is it business?

She opened it with a little anticipation.

"Is it alright? I'm here to see Miss Sister, but I actually saw this kind of advertisement. Do you have a sense of public morality?"

"Bah, bah, good luck, backhand pull black."

"Turn off the subtitles, turn the volume to mute, and it's quite touching to see the little sister's mouth smacking."

"Ahem, I clicked in for a dragon. I didn't expect it to be such a dragon. I'm sorry to bother you."

"..."

Liu Li silently turned off the comments.

She has been mentally prepared for a long time, she is doing nothing, and she is not a soft girl coin, so she can be loved by everyone?
If you don't love, you don't love, you have to, you can't run away.

Don't look at everyone's hard mouth, but in the end, their bodies are soft.

"Forget it, take the initiative and continue advertising."

Liu Li restarted watching videos and advertising.

Just pick those who have traffic, um, Miss Sister.

Although she is a woman, she still likes to look at young ladies.

Full screen long legs, pleasing to the eye.

"Hey, this leg is at least 1.2 meters."

Liu Li wiped her saliva silently, sat up straight with her legs curled up, and looked over seriously.

It was a video of a motorcycle goddess called "Ruffian Beauty".

In the video,
Ruffian Mei is wearing a tight leather jacket, leaning over and straddling a BMW S1000RR heavy motorcycle,
On rugged mountain roads, at high speeds at night, in uninhabited wilderness...

In the mixed-cut video, she has been driving at high speed, swaying from side to side, turning around, and the sight of a beauty riding a roaring beast.

Amidst the roaring sound waves, lines of text emerged:

"Who says girls can't be cool and handsome!"

"Men, isn't it just for exhaust gas?"

"If you love motorcycles but don't love male gods, girls can go 180 miles."

……

"This...a goddess is a goddess, it's just that you don't ride properly on this motorcycle."

"Could it be the legendary locomotive girl?"

Liu Li was a little stunned, and began to count with her fingers.

She had to count, in just one video, how many times did this ruffian and beautiful motorcycle goddess commit suicide?

"There are double-speeding ones."

"Anyone wearing a helmet?"

"There are over-the-line turns."

"..."

Liu Li shook her head repeatedly as she watched, and was already thinking about how to "expose" this "motorcycle goddess" from the ground if she became a business.

It doesn't matter if there is no accident, but if there is an accident, there will definitely be a "pop", sticking to the ground like paper.

While complaining in his heart, Liu Li clicked on the comment and glanced at it.

Then, call it a good guy.

Although there are also reminders such as "you still have to be careful" and "meat covered with iron, be steady", the mainstream is:

"The ruffian is the most handsome, who said girls can't be cool and handsome."

"Beautiful, beautiful, I want to eat your exhaust."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm going to glue myself to your backseat with super glue."

"I just like a little wild cat like you, let's watch it."

"..."

Liu Li looked all over her eyes, either kneeling and licking or flattering, completely lost interest.

Just when she was about to face the next goddess,
"Dididi", "Didididi"

Crazy reminders kept ringing in my mind.

"coming."

"It finally came again."

Liu Li jumped up barefoot, looking expectantly at a transparent panel that suddenly appeared in front of her.

Ever since it appeared for a while after crossing, it has been pretending to be dead - "Funeral one-stop system".

It's finally back in business.

"Customer Test: Ruffian Beauty (Goddess of Locomotive)."

"Customer Index: 100% (Die!)"

"Cause of client's death: 1, heh, man; 2, ???; 3, ???"

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow."

Liu Li blinked and looked up and down several times.

The customer index is 100%, that is to say, 100% become our customers?
Oh, that's dead.

Wait, what the hell is this cause of death?

Liu Li was confused in his mind, and his movements were extremely straightforward - the backhand was a concern.

Open the comment section of Ruffian Beauty, and skillfully placed the advertisement:

"Modu Liuli has a funeral dragon, and I will serve you wholeheartedly."

"Funeral a dragon to understand?"

"There is a discount for reservations, and more than one order is discounted."

(End of this chapter)