Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 12 It's Dark, Please Open Your Eyes

Liu Li's eyes dimmed, as if he was in a private movie theater.

In front of him are icons floating in the air.

The most conspicuous one is Big Brother Bald.

Several other icons are still in an inactive state just like the APP installation process.

Only the bald brother's Bling Bling is shining brightly,
Like screaming: Come on me, hit me, hit me!
What does this say?
Liu Li nodded decisively.

brush!
Landing giant screen-like picture, immersive experience, immersive general look and feel.

Liu Li saw an interrogation room. The bald brother was sitting on a chair cautiously, wiping off the cold sweat that would never be wiped clean.

"Profession?"

"A farmer who raises pigs in the countryside."

"Do you know why I'm looking for you?"

"Report to the government, I really didn't kill people."

"Oh, it's the second person who died. I don't know why it's so unlucky."

Liu Li listened to the bald-headed brother babbling about his misfortune, and along with the bald-headed brother's narration, one picture after another kept cutting in.

In front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of Diaoyutai Hotel,
The bald brother wandered around all night waiting anxiously to no avail. The next day he came to the door aggressively and saw the riverside salvage team pick up the "Pickled Pepper Chicken Feet".

The terrible thing is that he was really eating chicken feet with pickled peppers at that time, looking at the ruffian beauty that was fished out, and then at the chicken feet with pickled peppers in his hand, he vomited, his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all came out.

……

same hotel room,
The bald brother was wearing a bathrobe, shouting "Baby, I'm here", after a while of entanglement,

Damei arched her body back and swallowed her last breath with a hiccup.

The bald brother said "Oh my god", and he was frightened and softened on the spot...

……

This scene kept flashing, as if the most brilliant director personally took the shot, and the best screenwriter was writing the script,
Liu Li watched it with great interest.

When the classic playback ends,
Liu Li exited the private cinema, and the bald brother sitting on the curb and sighing reappeared in front of him.

There was sympathy in her eyes.

What an unlucky person this is.

She really didn't mean to target.

God knows,
She clicked two followers, and the bald brother clicked two people to spend the night,
This is purely hit and miss.

What's even more unfortunate is that the bald brother escaped from West Lake City. He just got off the highway when he arrived in Shanghai, and bumped into Liu Li again...

How sad is this?
Seek the area of ​​his psychological shadow?
The corners of Liu Li's mouth curled up involuntarily, and he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

It's really not my fault.

It's all female tickets.

It was his own bad luck that made him drink water and stuff his teeth.

Although it is a bit funny, no, it is so miserable.

Liu Li held back her laughter and asked, "Brother, do you really want me to pay for your car?"

The bald brother was dejected and shook his head again and again: "Forget it, let's go, big sister, let brother stay alone for a while."

"Then I'm really leaving?"

"Go, go."

Liu Li started the heavy locomotive, started and braked, and stopped right in front of the bald brother.

"What?"

The bald brother looked up suspiciously.

What I saw was that the sun had painted gold borders on Liu Li's body, and the facial features were so dazzling that he couldn't see clearly.

"Brother Pei Jingguang, listen to my advice."

"Go back and raise your pigs well."

"Marry a daughter-in-law and have two children."

"Don't be a female ticket anymore."

After Liu Li finished speaking, a business card flew over, and her movements were so chic.

"Then, if you need to contact me."

"I think you will need it."

The bald brother was at a loss.

"Wait, how do you know that my brother raises pigs?"

Liu Li's act of leaving his business card and his meaningful words made the bald brother forget about defending the "female ticket".

Liu Li didn't answer, just twisted the accelerator, and the heavy locomotive roared away, leaving behind a puff of exhaust gas.

"Cough cough cough~"

The bald brother choked, coughed for a long time, and cursed loudly: "Do you still have a sense of public morality?"

He regained his strength and looked down at the business card.

then,

rubbed my eyes,
took another look

"Mom!"

The bald brother threw away his business card in fright.

The business card fluttered to the ground, face up, revealing the words "Devil City Liuli Funeral One Dragon", with contact information underneath.

"It turned out to be her..."

"me……"

"Just a little bit, I'm going to lose my head."

"Nimma, it's too ambiguous, I can't stay in this devil city anymore."

"Whoa, the city is too dangerous, I want to go back to the countryside."

The bald brother scrambled and scrambled, and was about to climb into the Palamela. He turned back hesitantly halfway, picked up Liu Li's business card, and put it away carefully.

He muttered: "Maybe it's really useful, go home and confess."

……

Liu Li hummed a song and drove to the store.

impatiently,

Always on the verge of speeding, frantically probing.

The funeral one-stop system was obviously upgraded secretly just now.

There's still so much to learn,
to research.

For example, why did three registrations suddenly complete?
Who else has been registered successfully?
And, other classic replays are almost generated.

want to see,

Want to see fried chicken.

Liu Li's curiosity was almost shattered by the cat's claws.

"Why is that so beautiful?"

"What does beauty pay for?"

"What is making up for regrets?"

Liu Li returned to the store as quickly as possible, handed over the car to Xiao Jiu who came out to stop, without even saying a word, took off her high heels with her left and right hands, and ran up to the second floor.

"Old~ Boss..."

Just as Xiao Jiu called out, there was no one in front of her eyes, and she was a little dazed.

Liu Li threw herself on the sofa.

He didn't even look at his phone and started calling the system.

The translucent panel floats.

Liu Li first looked at the successful registration of customers.

Three successfully registered customers lined up.

One is that the ID ruffian is beautiful; the other is that the ID becomes beautiful and beautiful.

The last one is: ID outdoor wine brother.

"Which one is this?"

"Oh, come to think of it, that fake wine seller."

Liu Li tapped her head.

She forgot about it.

"What's wrong?"

Judging by his equipment at the time, it should be able to withstand the cold outdoors, right?

Full of doubts, Liu Li opened the customer registration information of "Outdoor Wine Brother".

……

"Customer detection: ID outdoor wine brother (outdoor anchor)."

"Customer Index: 93% (It's hopeless!)"

"Cause of client's death: 1. Please open your eyes when it's dark; 2. Short hands; 3. ???"

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow."

……

Liu Li watched it once, then watched it a second time, and finally...

"Meow meow meow?!"

"What the hell is this?"

"Please open your eyes when it's dark, what are you doing, counting the stars?"

"Little short hands? What are you afraid of with short hands? It's not that short?"

Liu Li was so confused that he meowed.

It's rare that this gave two causes of death, but she still didn't understand.

I really knelt down to the bad taste of the system.

Can't you speak human words?
While complaining, Liu Li opened the following records.

……

"The customer who has been concerned - ID outdoor wine brother (outdoor anchor), died."

"Registration takes effect."

"Life does not bring it, and death does not bring it."

"Randomly select customer obsessions and turn them into souvenirs."

"Ding!"

"The souvenir draw failed, please be sorry!"

Souvenirs still fail to draw? !

Liu Li's eyes were rounder than marbles.

Still sad? !
fall!
In front of me, give you a birth control!

Liu Li was furious.

then,

Click on the classic playback of ID Outdoor Wine Brother...

(End of this chapter)