Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai
Chapter 137 Kill That Funeral Shop Owner For Me
Pu Chengxin took out his mobile phone and shook it in front of Liu Li, "I have evidence."
Liu Li was a little confused.
Why is he not a proper funeral director?
Could it be that she is dressed so nicely today?
There is no way her clothes are so fashionable and beautiful.
But isn't everyone's prejudice against funeral directors a bit big?Who says a real undertaker can't dress nicely?
Isn't it the greatest respect for the dead to tidy up oneself?
Seeing that Liu Li didn't talk to him, Pu Chengxin looked sure in his heart, "If you don't want your secret to be known, then cooperate with me and hype it up with me."
"You posted a video admitting your misunderstanding about Dog Lily, and then apologized to Dog Lily."
Today, he can't handle Gou Lili's misery, and as expected, he has hundreds of thousands of fans, which will soon break one million.
When Liu Li's video was released, the effect was even more explosive.
The traffic is coming! ! !
Liu Li heard it funny, leaned on the tree trunk, and said lazily: "My secret? I'm curious, what secrets do you know?"
Pu Chengxin guessed that Liu Li would not cry when he saw the coffin, so he unlocked the phone and showed Liu Li the video taken today.
In the mobile phone video, Liu Li was waiting for the pancakes in front of the stall, but as the phone slid, the video showed Liu Li with a package of soil in his hand, and the package was slightly opened, revealing the jade vessel inside.
"No one would have thought that the owner of Liuli Funeral Shop, which has made a lot of noise on the Internet, would be a tomb robber." Pu Chengxin pressed the video and looked at Liu Li with a sneer.
Dog Lily was shocked.
Just listen to Pu Chengxin continue to say: "You not only rob tombs, but also kill people, right? The gang of tomb robbers mentioned in the news this morning is the gang you belong to, right? The people who paid attention on the Internet before are all you who asked people to go there intentionally." Solved it, right?"
Liu Li was speechless.
This person is writing novels, isn't his imagination too rich?
Just that package and jade, can you think of so many?
Absolutely.
Really dead.
It is CCTV's loss that CCTV does not hire him as a screenwriter.
Liu Li resisted the roll of her eyes that she wanted to roll up, because it was not good-looking and would damage her image, "Brother, are you alright?"
Ga?
As expected, Liu Li was afraid, and the scene of begging him for mercy did not appear.
Why is she so calm?
Pu Chengxin didn't panic, and said, "It's useless for you to argue, if you don't cooperate with me, I will post this video on the Internet, so that everyone can know your true face."
Liu Li yawned, and said slowly: "Brother, have you finished speaking? I won't accompany you after finishing speaking, and I will leave first."
"You are not afraid?"
Liu Li paused, pretending to be scared and patting her chest, "I'm so scared."
Just when Pu Chengxin felt that Liu Li was really scared, Liu Li couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Stupid."
With that said, Liu Li decided not to spend time with the two of them, and turned to leave.
Pu Chengxin knew that he was being tricked, and his face was so dark that he turned his head and said to Gou Lili: "Post the video up, I'm going to kill this bitch."
As soon as Gou Lili logged into her backstage, she saw Liu Li posting two photos under her video.
One is a picture of the [-] yuan that Liu Li paid to Gou Lili, and the other is the police call that Xiao Yuner sent her, and then sent a short comment, "Money and goods are settled, I don't owe anything What are you guys, there is a bonus, be careful with what you eat, don't eat everything."
"Finally, I would like to advertise that Liu Li's funeral in the magical capital is one-stop, and I will serve you wholeheartedly. There is a discount for booking. If you book more than one order, you can enjoy a discount."
It's an old ad, I haven't posted it for a long time, so let me take a look.
Originally, everyone was paying attention to Liu Li, waiting for her to give a reply. Once her comment was posted, it was quickly found by netizens, and she quickly became the number one.
“Five pancakes four thousand five, I was shocked!!!”
"This comment, are you sure it's not a curse?"
"So which one is the truth?"
"Forget it, wait for the official report since you have called the police."
By the time the netizens were fermenting, Liu Li had already returned home.
This whole day, she was exhausted, and it was really difficult to be the boss.
She just wanted to sleep paralyzed.
……
In the suite rented by Gou Lili, she was still thinking about Liu Li, and Liu Li was giving her advice.
For some reason, she always felt panicked.
Pu Chengxin came over and patted the dog Lily on the shoulder, "What are you thinking? Remember to send the video tomorrow, and let things ferment tonight."
"By the way." Pu Chengxin took out a pack of mysterious medicinal powder wrapped in paper without specific description from his pocket, "This is the medicinal powder I brought back from the master. It is said that if you drink it, it will be invulnerable to all poisons."
If it was before, Dog Lily would have drank it without any hesitation, but now, she was suddenly a little unsure whether to drink it or not.
Seeing that she didn't move, Pu Chengxin was a little unhappy, "This bag costs tens of thousands, and I asked Master to open it because you said you were afraid."
"Is this really edible? Is it okay? But that Liuli Funeral said..."
Pu Chengxin directly interrupted Gou Lili, "I just told you, that Liuli Funeral is a liar, and tomorrow I will reveal her true colors as a liar."
Gou Lili was still hesitating, but Pu Chengxin threw down the medicine powder, "Anyway, I bought it anyway, whether I like it or not."
Pu Chengxin grabbed his coat and was about to go out. Dog Lili hurriedly asked, "Where are you going? I think it's better not to go out and run around."
"My friend just asked me to drink, we're just downstairs, what else can we have?" Pu Chengxin was very disdainful of Gou Lili's nagging, and went out with the key.
Dog Lili sat on the sofa, looked at the powder in her hand, struggled for a long time, but still did not eat it.
outside.
Pu Chengxin and a few friends are drinking and bragging.
"Ah Cheng, I heard that Gou Lili was paid attention by Liuli Funeral? Will it be all right?"
Pu Chengxin took a sip of wine, "What can be the matter, I am not afraid of her about the glass funeral, I have a big melon here, you will know it tomorrow, after tomorrow, my account will definitely double again go up."
The friends were envious for a while, "I didn't expect you to be able to climb the dog Lily, so it's a good deal for you."
Pu Chengxin was very helpful, "I can only blame you for not being as handsome as me."
A group of people drank until midnight, and Pu Chengxin was directly drunk, unable to walk in a straight line, crooked.
Although Pu Chengxin's home is above, they were still worried and sent him back together.
Pu Chengxin was very stubborn, "I'm fine, I'm not drunk, you don't have to send me, I can go back by myself."
His attitude was very firm, and they had no choice but to watch Pu Chengxin staggering towards his home.
On the way, Pu Chengxin trembled. He looked around, and when he walked to the side and was about to unzip his pants, a cat jumped out from the side.
Pu Chengxin was frightened for a moment, his footsteps overlapped and he couldn't stand firmly, he fell straight forward.
There was a soft "poof", and blood spurted out instantly.
Liu Li was a little confused.
Why is he not a proper funeral director?
Could it be that she is dressed so nicely today?
There is no way her clothes are so fashionable and beautiful.
But isn't everyone's prejudice against funeral directors a bit big?Who says a real undertaker can't dress nicely?
Isn't it the greatest respect for the dead to tidy up oneself?
Seeing that Liu Li didn't talk to him, Pu Chengxin looked sure in his heart, "If you don't want your secret to be known, then cooperate with me and hype it up with me."
"You posted a video admitting your misunderstanding about Dog Lily, and then apologized to Dog Lily."
Today, he can't handle Gou Lili's misery, and as expected, he has hundreds of thousands of fans, which will soon break one million.
When Liu Li's video was released, the effect was even more explosive.
The traffic is coming! ! !
Liu Li heard it funny, leaned on the tree trunk, and said lazily: "My secret? I'm curious, what secrets do you know?"
Pu Chengxin guessed that Liu Li would not cry when he saw the coffin, so he unlocked the phone and showed Liu Li the video taken today.
In the mobile phone video, Liu Li was waiting for the pancakes in front of the stall, but as the phone slid, the video showed Liu Li with a package of soil in his hand, and the package was slightly opened, revealing the jade vessel inside.
"No one would have thought that the owner of Liuli Funeral Shop, which has made a lot of noise on the Internet, would be a tomb robber." Pu Chengxin pressed the video and looked at Liu Li with a sneer.
Dog Lily was shocked.
Just listen to Pu Chengxin continue to say: "You not only rob tombs, but also kill people, right? The gang of tomb robbers mentioned in the news this morning is the gang you belong to, right? The people who paid attention on the Internet before are all you who asked people to go there intentionally." Solved it, right?"
Liu Li was speechless.
This person is writing novels, isn't his imagination too rich?
Just that package and jade, can you think of so many?
Absolutely.
Really dead.
It is CCTV's loss that CCTV does not hire him as a screenwriter.
Liu Li resisted the roll of her eyes that she wanted to roll up, because it was not good-looking and would damage her image, "Brother, are you alright?"
Ga?
As expected, Liu Li was afraid, and the scene of begging him for mercy did not appear.
Why is she so calm?
Pu Chengxin didn't panic, and said, "It's useless for you to argue, if you don't cooperate with me, I will post this video on the Internet, so that everyone can know your true face."
Liu Li yawned, and said slowly: "Brother, have you finished speaking? I won't accompany you after finishing speaking, and I will leave first."
"You are not afraid?"
Liu Li paused, pretending to be scared and patting her chest, "I'm so scared."
Just when Pu Chengxin felt that Liu Li was really scared, Liu Li couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Stupid."
With that said, Liu Li decided not to spend time with the two of them, and turned to leave.
Pu Chengxin knew that he was being tricked, and his face was so dark that he turned his head and said to Gou Lili: "Post the video up, I'm going to kill this bitch."
As soon as Gou Lili logged into her backstage, she saw Liu Li posting two photos under her video.
One is a picture of the [-] yuan that Liu Li paid to Gou Lili, and the other is the police call that Xiao Yuner sent her, and then sent a short comment, "Money and goods are settled, I don't owe anything What are you guys, there is a bonus, be careful with what you eat, don't eat everything."
"Finally, I would like to advertise that Liu Li's funeral in the magical capital is one-stop, and I will serve you wholeheartedly. There is a discount for booking. If you book more than one order, you can enjoy a discount."
It's an old ad, I haven't posted it for a long time, so let me take a look.
Originally, everyone was paying attention to Liu Li, waiting for her to give a reply. Once her comment was posted, it was quickly found by netizens, and she quickly became the number one.
“Five pancakes four thousand five, I was shocked!!!”
"This comment, are you sure it's not a curse?"
"So which one is the truth?"
"Forget it, wait for the official report since you have called the police."
By the time the netizens were fermenting, Liu Li had already returned home.
This whole day, she was exhausted, and it was really difficult to be the boss.
She just wanted to sleep paralyzed.
……
In the suite rented by Gou Lili, she was still thinking about Liu Li, and Liu Li was giving her advice.
For some reason, she always felt panicked.
Pu Chengxin came over and patted the dog Lily on the shoulder, "What are you thinking? Remember to send the video tomorrow, and let things ferment tonight."
"By the way." Pu Chengxin took out a pack of mysterious medicinal powder wrapped in paper without specific description from his pocket, "This is the medicinal powder I brought back from the master. It is said that if you drink it, it will be invulnerable to all poisons."
If it was before, Dog Lily would have drank it without any hesitation, but now, she was suddenly a little unsure whether to drink it or not.
Seeing that she didn't move, Pu Chengxin was a little unhappy, "This bag costs tens of thousands, and I asked Master to open it because you said you were afraid."
"Is this really edible? Is it okay? But that Liuli Funeral said..."
Pu Chengxin directly interrupted Gou Lili, "I just told you, that Liuli Funeral is a liar, and tomorrow I will reveal her true colors as a liar."
Gou Lili was still hesitating, but Pu Chengxin threw down the medicine powder, "Anyway, I bought it anyway, whether I like it or not."
Pu Chengxin grabbed his coat and was about to go out. Dog Lili hurriedly asked, "Where are you going? I think it's better not to go out and run around."
"My friend just asked me to drink, we're just downstairs, what else can we have?" Pu Chengxin was very disdainful of Gou Lili's nagging, and went out with the key.
Dog Lili sat on the sofa, looked at the powder in her hand, struggled for a long time, but still did not eat it.
outside.
Pu Chengxin and a few friends are drinking and bragging.
"Ah Cheng, I heard that Gou Lili was paid attention by Liuli Funeral? Will it be all right?"
Pu Chengxin took a sip of wine, "What can be the matter, I am not afraid of her about the glass funeral, I have a big melon here, you will know it tomorrow, after tomorrow, my account will definitely double again go up."
The friends were envious for a while, "I didn't expect you to be able to climb the dog Lily, so it's a good deal for you."
Pu Chengxin was very helpful, "I can only blame you for not being as handsome as me."
A group of people drank until midnight, and Pu Chengxin was directly drunk, unable to walk in a straight line, crooked.
Although Pu Chengxin's home is above, they were still worried and sent him back together.
Pu Chengxin was very stubborn, "I'm fine, I'm not drunk, you don't have to send me, I can go back by myself."
His attitude was very firm, and they had no choice but to watch Pu Chengxin staggering towards his home.
On the way, Pu Chengxin trembled. He looked around, and when he walked to the side and was about to unzip his pants, a cat jumped out from the side.
Pu Chengxin was frightened for a moment, his footsteps overlapped and he couldn't stand firmly, he fell straight forward.
There was a soft "poof", and blood spurted out instantly.
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