Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

It was the first time Liu Li brushed this kind of orange head, the system in the mind of "Dididi" "Dididi" did not expect to be able to recognize it, and a transparent panel popped up.

"Customer detection: ID—Juzi Toutou (female college student)."

"Customer Index: 0.1% (I want to die, it's not that easy)."

"Customer information: If you are too excited, you may end up laughing. Girls who love to laugh will not be too unlucky."

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow."

Goddamn girls who love to laugh are not too unlucky.

Is this how the phrase is used?
Ok……

It seems not impossible.

This girl is quite lucky, at least with this 0.1% probability, she can't die, and she can see the scumbag clearly, so congratulations.

After thinking about escaping the scumbag, the girl will open her eyes even more in the future. As a potential customer, it is a bit too potential.

The sunk costs are simply too high.

Liu Li didn't even bother to record it, so she flipped through the next video - "Don't trust any man in this world!!!"

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Liu Li was numb.

Did she stab the scumbag?Why are they all complaining about scumbags?
It's fine that the video is full of scumbags, Xiaoyun'er, Wawa, and Xiaojiu are also at the door of the study, talking about the murder of his wife that just came to fruition not long ago.

Xiao Yun'er pushed her glasses and said seriously: "After that man killed his wife and dismembered her body, he pretended nothing happened and sent his children to school normally, and then went to the police to report that his wife was missing."

"If the police hadn't found a clue from the house and followed up without giving up, the man might have escaped."

While paying attention to the heat in the kitchen, Linnai said, "The scumbag is too scary, scumbag."

Xiao Jiu also nodded, "The scumbag is bad, don't be a scumbag."

The baby doesn't seem to be very empathetic to such troubles, "Then beat all the men out."

Xiao Yuner possesses the rationality and intelligence that many women can't have, "It's better to rely on ourselves than to rely on men. We are going to be emerging women."

On the other hand, Xiao Jiuyuan rolled her eyes and said, "Old~boss is so powerful, let old~boss pay attention to those scumbags, and be his punisher."

Linnai agreed, "Sister Liuli, Saigao, pay attention to scumbags."

Xiao Yun'er also found it very interesting, "Follow the scumbags and benefit the sisters."

Wawa turned her head and looked at Liu Li, "Boss, did you hear that?"

Liu Li: "..."

Of course she heard it! ! !

Concerned about scumbags?
It seems not impossible.

The group of scumbags is huge, there are all kinds of ghosts and monsters, and there are many who commit suicide.

Aren't these all potential guests? !

Why didn't she find out in advance.

It feels like I missed a lot of customers, what a pity.

Liu Li immediately summoned four secretaries and asked earnestly, "How do you find a scumbag on Douyin? Tell us what you think."

Yo heh.

Talking like this is so broad, like the president is in a meeting, it's too extreme.

Liu Li straightened her back in an instant, and sat on the sofa quite imposingly.

Xiao Jiu was the first to lean over, with a lovely voice, "Old boss, men are big pigs, you just need to pay attention to them all."

Then she will be exhausted first, dismissed.

Rena turned off the fire and came out of the kitchen wearing an apron.

Liu Li looked at Lingnai, JK + apron, she really felt it. Suddenly, she didn't want to be the president, but wanted to be an air conditioner repairer.

cough cough.

It's a little crooked.

Back to the topic.

Linnai said, "Boss, we can help you find it together."

This gave Liu Li an idea.

Yes.

Why does she have to look for it by herself? There are so many girls and sisters on the Internet, who hasn't met one or two scumbags.

She can completely engage in crowdfunding by a scumbag.

Ask the girls to recommend the scumbag IDs they met, and she will pay attention to them. This is not as simple as spreading the net on the Internet.

It's so smart.

This mind is invincible.

Just do it.

Liu Li took out her mobile phone and asked Xiao Yun'er to record a video for herself:
"There is a lot of rain during the Qingming Festival, and Liuli funerals go to the grave instead."

"Liuli's funeral is announced, and the summoning order for scumbags is officially opened."

"We hereby sincerely invite all sisters, if you meet a scumbag, or have met a scumbag in the past, you can contact Liuli Funeral."

"To deal with scumbags, we are professionals."

"As long as it is scum, we will accept it. We are not afraid of how scum you are, but we are afraid that you are not scum."

"Don't miss it when you pass by, there is a funeral dragon in the magic capital Liuli, serving all the sisters wholeheartedly."

When this video was sent out, it caused an uproar in an instant. In less than half an hour, it went straight to the top of the list, and the comments reached tens of thousands in a short time.

"Summoning order for scumbags!!! Liuli Funeral is finally going to take action against scumbags!!!"

"I've made a decision. I will worship at the mourning gate and serve Liuli as the main one."

"Great, I immediately donated the IDs of five scumbags for this summoning order."

"The one in front, did you stab the scumbag? For a while, I didn't even know whether to sympathize with you or laugh at you, hahaha, it's too miserable."

"At this moment, scumbag: Who did I provoke? This is really fatal."

Compared with women's carnival, men can't sit still.

"What does this mean? You're fighting against men and women, right? Men have scumbags, but what about women's scumbags? Why don't you pay attention?"

"It's all what you love and what I want, so why let men bear it?"

"Why are you a scumbag? Women report at will, so does Liuli Funeral pay attention to all of them?"

"Hehe, Liuli's funeral is not enough, how about another way to catch the heat?"

"Is it true that some people think that Liuli Funeral's attention will kill people? You are dying of laughter. If this is the case, let Liuli Funeral pay attention to the United States and other countries, and we Huaxia will occupy the earth."

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Liu Li looked at that comment with question marks all over his head.

This big brother is also a talent, you understand all the bugs.

However, Liu Li didn't pay too much attention to the quarrel between men and women under the video. At this time, her backstage received many private messages from her sisters, each with a scumbag ID, and she got it.

They are all customers, and they are all white money.

Liu Li didn't dare to neglect, she copied and pasted extremely quickly, and went to see the scumbags she had summoned.

Clicking on the video with great confidence, uh...it seems a bit different from what I imagined.

The system is unmoved.

The next one, still nothing.

There is no next one.

……

Unknowingly, Liu Li checked dozens of scumbag accounts recommended by her sisters. After gradually becoming impatient, the familiar "Dididi" sound finally sounded, and a transparent panel appeared in front:
"Customer detection: ID--Shu Mi is not bad (well-known male public relations)."

"Customer index: 91% (come on, you don't have to live)."

"Customer information: 1. It's like a spring breeze overnight; 2. Love debt is inevitable; 3. ???"

"Customer Registration: Please click and follow."