Funeral anchor: I have a building in Shanghai

Chapter 185 A young life, the mouse is holding the old cat
"so boring."

Liu Li was paralyzed on the second floor, and on the left and right were Xiao Jiu and Ling Nai, one feeding nuts and the other stuffing fruit.

Nuts should be peeled so that only the kernels are left, and fruits should not have leather seeds.

That's it, she still looks paralyzed, only her mouth can move.

Linnai and Xiaojiu both sighed helplessly.

What a boss,
It's a pity that there is an extra mouth.

It's just that eating and drinking is difficult to serve, and they call it out of boredom eight hundred times a day, and they also feel that life is gloomy and life has no hope.

"Didn't it be fine a while ago?"

"Even customers in Southeast Asia."

"In the last month, why didn't even the cat at the door disappear."

Liu Li looked up, feeling that the nuts were no longer fragrant and the fruits were no longer sweet, so it was simply idle.

"Chemical Plant" explosion,
More than a month has passed.

At the beginning, the four characters Liu Li in the magic city were popular in Southeast Asia,

In that place, I believed in this. I don’t know how many high-ranking officials and dignitaries from Southeast Asia came to the Liuli Funeral Shop in Modu, visiting with gifts and begging.

This should be replaced by some kind of Huang Daxian, some kind of White Dragon King, or some unnamed Wang Lin who can turn into a snake,
Still taking off in place,

Enough to cheat food and drink for a lifetime,

In the end, he could be named as a master, or something like a grand burial.

but……

Liu Li is in charge of giving people a grand funeral.

Those high-ranking officials and dignitaries who come here with gifts,

Those who are not seeking peace are those who seek curses.

Well, I am safe, others are cursed.

There's nothing Liu Li can do to help,
It's not professional.

As for the grand burial?

The high-ranking officials and dignitaries all expressed their determination in the future.

Then there is no more then.

It took only one month to go from a crowded city to a deserted crowd.

Liu Li also went from smiling so hard that her face froze every day, to doing nothing, just lying down for a day.

Hey ~
Liu Li sighed faintly, turned over and lay down on the sofa, buried her head in the backrest pillow, angrily:
"I knew that when my old man reported the evening tour group, I would have gone with it."

"Although a group of old men and old ladies can't talk together, it won't be so boring anyway."

After Liu Li finished speaking, she writhed on the sofa, like an earthworm, trying to drill a hole out of the sofa and bury herself.

There is no way to pass this day.

Linnai and Xiaojiu looked at each other, and they all shot together, coaxing and deceiving, and finally pulled Liu Li out of the sofa.

not for other,
Mainly because of the distressed sofa.

Linnai whispered: "Sister Liuli, that's not what you said before."

Liu Li rolled her eyes: "What did I say?"

Linnai: "You said, let you swim the Three Gorges with a boat full of old men and women, absolutely, yes, impossible! Whoever goes is a dog."

Liu Li looked at her expressionlessly,
I have been seeing JK's little secretary's voice getting smaller and smaller, gradually becoming inaudible.

"Finished?"

Liu Li looked at Lingnai, "Then it's me."

"Wow, wang wang!"

Under the shocked gaze of Xiaojiu and Lingnai, Liu Li barked a few times, which was so sweet that it made the golden retriever at the back door suspect that the dog was born.

"Any question?"

Liu Li raised her head proudly, while Ling Nai shook her head with a shocked expression, she almost wrote "Please accept my knee" on her face.

Xiao Jiu shook her head, laughing at Linnai's innocence in her heart.

Our boss, is that a shameless person?

Yes and no!
Why do you have to expose her.

Xiao Jiu held her hand and said, "Boss, there must be a reason why you didn't go with uncle, right?"

Liu Li would never say that she wanted to be a house girl just because she was too lazy to move. She turned her mind a few times and sighed:

"I mainly don't want to be a light bulb."

"Think about it, the evening tour group reported by my old man must have a lot of fashionable old ladies. After going back and forth, sparks are sparked, and they become wives or something, is it possible?"

Xiao Jiu and Ling Nai nodded repeatedly.

Liu Li spread her hands together: "If I were my daughter, wouldn't I be a shining light bulb?"

"right?"

The two little secretaries nodded again.

As Liu Li talked, she believed it herself. I don't know if it was longing or worrying:
"I don't know how the old man's evening trip went?"

"Is there a Twilight Love or something by the way?"

"By the way, at this age, do you still have to give a bride price?"

Liu Li shared her worries with the two little secretaries,
Then fell into thought.

Your brain circuit has something, and it's also a little long-term.

What do you think?

Linnai and Xiaojiu were also lost in thought...

……

Far away in the Three Gorges,

by the Yangtze River,

Wuhan, the thoroughfare of nine provinces,
A group of old men and women, led by a tour guide, walked out of a noodle shop with dried crab legs and meat. Most of them still held pot helmets in their hands, chatting and chewing while walking.

It is completely impossible to tell that this is a group of elderly people with an average age of nearly 70, who can't sleep at home and have no appetite.

Father Liu was among them.

There is an old lady on the left and right, and a few steps away, there are a few retired old men with jealous faces, squinting over from time to time,

If the eyes were real, they would definitely turn into big hands, grab Liu's father and throw him directly into the Yangtze River, and then take his place, becoming the most popular existence among the old ladies in the whole tour group.

Father Liu felt those gazes, and became more and more energetic.

God knows, it was the first time in his life that the old man was so elated.

Thanks to my treasure!
Father Liu thought happily, coughed twice, and was about to continue teaching the old ladies how to grow juicy and delicious vegetables.

This is one of the two most proud things in his life.

Another thing, of course, was the birth of a more juicy baby girl, Liu Li.

"Old Liu, you said your daughter is a big anchor, so did she bring you the goods? Are the vegetables you grow selling well?"

"Old Liu, your girl is so powerful, you can also make videos, let her guide you, and you can also be a big anchor."

"That's right, we're also going to be lucky, and we're going to get burned."

"..."

Instigated and instigated by the jealous old man,

Under the admiration and encouragement of the fashionable old lady,

Father Liu was put on the shelf, and he started the live broadcast.

In the live room,

Empty, of course,
In addition to the old men and women around me, and the robots donated by the system,

Not even a dog barks.

It was too deserted.

"There will be more people waiting."

"I understand the live broadcast thing best."

While patting his chest to welcome the admiration of the fashionable old lady, Father Liu quietly sent Liu Li a wechat message:
"Bao, I got someone to put it on the shelf. The live broadcast just started, but no one is watching. Come and help me."

"It's all because of those old men in the city, it's really bad.

Liu's father briefly passed on the news, and sent over his appeal and the cause and effect of wanting his precious daughter to drain and help him survive the scene.

"Ding!"

Liu Li was still "paralyzed" on the sofa,
Not far away, the four little secretaries whispered to each other, discussing how to drag the boss out to go shopping.
The mental pollution is too serious,
The san value is not enough.

"what!"

Liu Li sat up from the sofa all of a sudden, regained her spirits,
"Come and watch the excitement, have fun watching it."

As she greeted her, she brought out afterimages with her hands. All kinds of inquiries about the fashionable old lady drove Father Liu into a hurry, and he slipped his mouth several times.

Soon, a 300-inch projection screen appeared on the wall,
Liu Li and the four little secretaries each had a bucket of popcorn and a glass of Coke,
Surrounded by watching the setting sun infinitely good Father Liu.

On the projection is a live broadcast room,

The name of the anchor is "Liu Li's father".

"Wow~"

Liu Li and the fourth secretary opened their mouths wide, their faces shocked.

I see,

Father Liu looked shy, holding up a selfie stick,
Surrounded by a group of old ladies,
Life has never been so beautiful.

Yun'er raised her hand first: "I'll open our account to buy gifts."

Linnai raised her paw, "I'm going to call on the fans to watch."

Xiao Jiu stroked her chin: "I'll go talk to the Douyin official and give uncle some measure. They've always wanted to contact us."

baby:"……"

What about me, who am I, where am I, what can I do?
Ok?
Liu Li suddenly sat up straight.

【Ding! 】

[Potential customers detected...]

isn't it?
Liu Li let go of his laziness, and his expression suddenly became serious, like a cat licking its fur, suddenly noticed the movement of the mouse, and stared,

It's a young age, and the mouse has an old cat in its mouth...

What's the situation? !

Liu Li took a deep breath to calm himself down, and looked at the system panel that appeared spontaneously...

(End of this chapter)